Israel Tops International Pariah Charts

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Congratulations must go to the rogue terrorist state of Israel for the 63rd year running, who once again topped the Ox-Rat and Amnesty ‘ScumWatch’ charity’s 2011 International Pariah charts due scoring a legion of points ahead of other human rights and wrongs abusers and war criminal states through their belligerent and tyrannical behaviour towards the disfranchised Palestinians and other neighbouring sovereign nations.

Close contenders were Bahrain, Egypt, China and North Korea – and a host of African Third World despot-ruled shitholes – all vying for third place – just behind the second spot winner - everyone’s favourite global bully and hypocritical Defender of Freedom – the good ole United States of America.

Securing the title for Israel, the noxious Knesset’s Prime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo, himself an Ashkenazi-Sabbatean ‘Jew of Convenience’ and a die-hard Jabotinskyist, this week issued a timely announcement that he’s putting an end to ‘perks’ (sic) for the 11,000-plus Palestinians crammed into Israeli prisons.

This statement apparently sent the incarcerated Palestinian prisoners into paroxysms of raucous laughter – especially so those jailed as guests at Israel’s notorious ‘Facility 1391’ – the extraordinary rendition and re-education centre located in the midst of the Negev Desert, where the inmates struggle to survive on an Auschwitz style slimming diet of non-kosher pork scratchings and Marmite.

However, political analysts and consultants at the Flatbrokes online bookies have been giving 5 to 4 odds that Israel would maintain its position as the global top dog human rights abuser while adhering to the self-destructive principles of Chaos Theory and the Malthusian Catastrophe concept in both its domestic and foreign policy ‘loser’ strategies.

Isaac Slobbermann, on-site manager of Flatbrokes’ Tel Aviv offices, informed one gutter press hack from the Hasbara Gazette “As long as the Knesset allow the IDF’s Hafganat Koah Brigade to commit acts of piracy against these Freedom Flotillas trying to break the blockade of Gaza – and Gaza remains besieged behind this Great Apartheid Wall - then Israel will stay at top place.”

”I mean, they’ve so much going for them since the Nazis were defeated in 1945 and the Soviet’s Evil Empire collapsed in on itself. They’ve got AIPAC controlling the US government to fight their foreign wars of aggression for them. They have these distasteful cultural Schadenfreude and Kvelling things - laughing and rejoicing at the Gentile’s misfortunes and boasting how they caused them.
Then there’s the pick and mix blend of chutzpah and hasbara to silence their critics and justify the genocidal ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian populations of the West Bank and Gaza Strip.”

“They treat every Gentile as scum and their slaves and call them ‘goyim’ – and delude themselves into believing they’re God’s Chosen People – and it’s their Manifest Destiny to expropriate the lands of others - and whoever criticises them gets instantly labelled as an ‘anti-Semite’ – and a ‘Holohoax denier’.

“So this latest piece of human rights abuse, with PM Nuttyahoo announcing he’s going to have the Palestinian prisoner’s ‘perks’ cut off. What a joke, when they’re kept caged alike battery hens - to be used as reluctant ‘donors’ to supply the kikester’s global reach transplant organ black market – and doubly serve as guinea pigs for testing bio’ and chemical warfare weapons and antidotes developed by the IIBR at their ultra-secret Rishon Litsion complex.”

“Alas, the tactics of Israel's rabid government plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency on a global scale – perpetuating themselves as the perennial ‘victims’ – while engaging in free-style character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the truth.”
“It is said that “Cometh the time, then cometh the man” – and their unqualified ZioNazi arrogance has most certainly marked them for a double measure of karma when all turns full-circle.”

Thought for the day: Are you one of God’s ‘Chosen People’? Do you believe God has a good laugh when the Shylocks observe the Abrahamic ‘Covenant’ and snip the ends off their willys? Are you a devout ‘sinner-gogue’ attendant? Are you involved with usurious loan sharking? Do you agree with nailing carpenters to big pieces of wood?

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Oh, and by the way, fuck the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion and the Rothshite kikester’s New World Order.

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