Pentagon Piss Off Military-Industrial Cabal

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Getting his semantics and syntax totally confused regarding the true definitions of ‘defence’ versus ‘belligerent aggression’, the US Secretary for Foreign Wars, Robert Gates, has announced a $178 zillion bucks military budget cut in ‘defence’ (sic) spending, to be achieved in part by scrapping a $14 zillion programme to build a ‘Fat Goose’ amphibious tank that won’t sink - and expedite the money-saving development of re-useable body bags for deployment in Afghanistan.

The proposed cuts over the next decade come in addition to the $100 zillion in internal savings already announced by the O’Barmy White House administration from slashing social welfare benefits to zero. These savings will be then be redirected to other overseas military aggression programmes – such as the invasions of Iran and Pakistan - to bring about regime changes that are conducive to US Zionist banking and corporate commercial interests.

However the very mention of cuts to weapon development programmes are anathema to the Western military-industrial cabals and have encountered fierce opposition and criticism from the stooge members of both the upper and lower houses already in the pay of the Guns-R-Us corporations - specifically 100 Senators and 435 Congressmen.

Gates informed one reporter from the Warmongers Gazette that a big slice of the $178 zillion savings in ‘defence’ cuts will be utilised to keeping AIPAC’s kikesters sweet by providing several squadrons of Lockheed-Martin F-35 Lightning II joint strike fighters to PM Bobo Nuttyahoo’s beleaguered state of Israel - to secure a ten-day moratorium on the building of new Shylocks-only settlements in the Al Scum area of Jerusalem - and defend against further Al Fatah and Hamas terrorist graffiti attacks on their Great Apartheid Walls surrounding the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

Secretary Gates further elaborated that much of the savings would be achieved by eliminating 100 military general and flag officers who were well past their shelf lives, and more than 200 Pentagon civilian defence positions created as political ‘thank you’ appointments to slot some scumbag’s spotty nephew or faggot toy boy into a cushy six-figure career post.

Among the major weapons systems set for the scrap heap is the amphibious ‘Fat Goose’ Expeditionary Fighting Vehicle (EFV), being developed by General Dynamics Corporation.

However, the company’s CEO Jaylo Johnson had this to say to gutter press hacks with regard to Gates’ announcement “Who the fuck do these people in the White House think they’re dealing with? We’ve poured zillions into developing the Fat Goose to date and we ain’t gonna see that wasted jest cos it doesn’t float.”
“This Barky O’Barmy guy from Kenya is definitely gonna be out on his black ass come the next election – if he doesn’t get ‘Grassy Knolled’ first.”

Likewise, the US House Armed Services Committee Chairman Billy Bob McKeon, the Republican Congressman for California’s 25th Red Neck County and a staunch member of the Jesus Christ Church for Latter Day Morons, told one reporter from the AIPAC Review that the budget cuts were greater than defence companies had been expecting.

“Jaysus H Christ, guys like Gates and the Pentagon’s top brass have been bought and paid for. Just who the fuck do they think they’re dealing with here – the shit-for-brains Joe Public? The defence corporations and banksters fund the entire political machine – Republican and Democrat – and Cheney and his Neo-Cons promised them a couple of generations of overseas conflicts to fill their coffers – now the O’Barmy administration’s trying to pull the fucking rug from under them.”

While being in the pocket of the military-industrial cabal for decades, the corrupt ranking core running the Pentagon has been realistically sceptical about whether large military vehicles, such as ‘sitting duck’ tanks and EFVs, will continue to be crucial military instruments as engagement in modern warfare evolves to more high tech’ weaponry – with satellite-mounted DEW’s and Predator drones holding sway over a battlefield’s outcome.

This fact was voiced by Gates with “Our enemies in every country we invade are developing sophisticated weapons capable of fighting back and killing our grunts.
These tanks and that kind of shit was okay a hundred years ago but now we’ve got tactical nukes and things like HAARP that can piss on an enemy’s bonfire from ten thousand miles away, creating hurricanes and floods to ravage their troops and drown the frigging lot.”
“Hellfire, we can even use our directed energy weapons to bring down their skyscrapers as well as control the weather, and cause tsunamis in Asia and earthquakes in Haiti. Just look at 9/11 and the WTC Towers - and the mess we made of New Orleans with Katrina.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Thought for the day: Fuck the US military-industrial cabals and the Zionist ‘Project for a New American Century’.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.