Tuesday, 11 January 2011

Kikesters Trash Jerusalem’s Shepherd Hotel

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The EUSSR’s Brussels-based Foreign Minister, Baroness Catherine Ashton, today condemned the demolition of Jerusalem’s Shepherd Hotel to make way for the construction of illegal jerry-built slums to house a gaggle of 20 Israeli settlers – reminding the Knesset’s racist politicians that all such settlements have been prohibited by the United Nations and are illegal under ‘international law’ – a subject and set of principles that the rogue Zionist state flips the bird to and breaks with hubristic impunity.

Meanwhile, in London, the Foreign Office Secretary Alistair Burt, formerly the Minister for Garden Sheds, denounced the hotel’s demolition and informed one reporter from the Barbarians Gazette that the British Government reaffirms its opposition to the eviction of Palestinian land-owners and the establishment or subsequent expansion of any and all illegal settlements in the occupied territories.

Conversely Secretary Burt, the Tory MP for North-East Twatford, completely missed the hypocritical irony that both his own party and the coalition Lib-Dum’s (plus the pariah Labour die-hards) all host long-established ‘Friends of Israel’ organisations with their leaders being career promoters, defenders - and apologists – for the rogue kikester state – which to the detriment of the British public, has a direct bearing and affect on the UK’s foreign policy – and as of late – the effective statutes of Universal Jurisprudence regarding Israeli war criminals visiting our green and pleasant land.

The Shepherd Hotel, built in the 1930’s and located on Karem al Mufti in the historic Al Sheikh Jarrah neighbourhood of East Jerusalem, sat – until this morning - right next door to the British Consul.
The structure, when still erect, was once home to Sheikh Haj Fizzy al Kaseltzer, the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem. Its current ownership is disputed - Israel declares it now belongs to the notorious New York World Trade Centre owner, the Jewish-American property developer Larry Silverscum, but the Palestinians claim it was seized illegally after Israel occupied East Jerusalem in 1967.

Regardless, and the provenance of true ownership besides, the Shepherd Hotel is now a pile of rubble, demolished by bulldozers as Israel continue to engage in their racist campaign to forcibly alter the historic residency of this Palestinian neighbourhood to a ‘Shylocks Only’ status via the tried and tested Nazi German method of ethnic cleansing.

Mr Baz al ibn Himar, owner of the East Jerusalem ‘Bazzer’s Bar-Mitzvah Bazaar’, told reporters from the Psychopaths Review: “This is the Knesset’s continuing Jabotinskyist policy of slow cook genocide to ethnically cleanse Palestine of all Palestinians and over a thousand years of Islamic identity – so only money-grubbing nosers remain.”

“Israel’s Prime Minister "Bobo" Nuttyahoo - a die-hard follower of Ze’ev Jabot the Hutt himself, promotes this policy in public even though it constitutes a crime against humanity. Such is the unqualified arrogance of the Ashkenazi ‘Jews of Convenience’ – this belligerent pondscum currently infesting the Knesset and senior IDF military ranks.”
“This morning they’ve trashed the entire hotel ‘and’ the Manger Bar – so, I mean to say - where are the shepherds and their woollies gonna sleep tonight? The Abu-Jibneha Caves?”

Typically, applying its customary unqualified arrogance which not only contradicts, but further defies all logic, the Israeli government claim, as they are the Children of the Covenant and being God’s (read Jehovah’s) Chosen People they therefore have the divinely ordained right to build homes in any part of Palestine or Jerusalem - which they claim as the historic capital of their Promised Land.

"By doing this, Israel has thwarted all the half-arsed United States efforts to broker a peace process and ended any possibility of a return to negotiations," said Istimna Kess Emakk, a spokesman for the West Bank’s Jaysh al-Usra Party - and the puppet Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas.

Attempts by the US to revive peace negotiations stalled last year, after Israel refused to end settlement building on occupied Palestinian land and AIPAC threatened to withdraw all Republican and Democrat political donations.
In a statement, US Secretary of Sleaze Hilarious Rodent Clinton opined to one reporter from the Rugmunchers Gazette that the demolition "undermines our peace efforts to achieve this illusionary ‘Two-State’ solution.”

One very fitting piece of ‘purported’ anti-Israeli propaganda recently circulated around the Internet, supposedly opined by some Knesset spokeslut with the moniker Tzippy de Menace, damningly reads: ”You know very well, and the stupid Americans know too, that we control their government, irrespective of which moron sits in the White House.”
“You see, I know it and you know it, that no American president can be in a position to challenge us even if we do the unthinkable – like nuke Iran. What can they do to us? We control their House of Congress, we control the media, we control Hollywood and Broadway, and our Rothchild patrons control the Federal Reserve and every other bank and investment house in America. While the United States castrated joke of a Constitution might still allow you to criticize God - AIPAC and the ADL prevent you from criticizing Israel.”

Hmmm, might well be a piece of concocted and libellous Muslim ‘hasbara’, but, like the forged ‘Protocols of the Elder of Zion’, is founded on the bastion rocks of accuracy and veracity.

Were you planning on a vacation in Palestine with Masochist Tours to suffer first-hand the 24/7/365 criminally-imposed privations of the Gaza Strip’s besieged population? Did you have room reservations for a stay at the Shepherd Hotel? How do you rate your chances of getting your bed & breakfast deposit refunded by the Israeli Tourist Board?

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*** Advertisement: Following the recent demolition works by Israeli settlers, the Shepherd Hotel now offers 1-star accommodation surrounded by piles of artistically-positioned post-Nakba rubble and rainwater-filled bomb craters.
All rooms are en suite and now fully air-conditioned since the windows were all smashed - plus come with a free first aid kit and ‘his and hers’ body bags.
Located a short walk from the Al Sheikh Jarrah refugee camp and the Sheikh Haj Fizzy al Kaseltzer Muslim cemetery (currently closed due overcrowding), the hotel offers a great view of Mount Scopus and the IDF’s sniper redoubts.

*** Carbon Credit Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming – or Cooling / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry mammals were harmed in posting this message. However, a large number of guests at the Shepherd Hotel were permanently inconvenienced.

Thought for the day: Fuck the Ashkenazi kikester scum running the Rothshite’s rogue state of Israel - and their Zionist New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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