UK School Screens Cartoon Porn

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The Smegmadale-based St Sodom’s Primary School for Latter Day Pederasts has caused a shit-storm of controversy by screening a sex education video to a captivated audience of 5 to 7 year olds that was deemed as ‘hard core’ and seized by the Plod Squad’s Vice Unit following complaints from parents, outraged at the corruption of their children’s collective innocence.

Apparently the ‘Dick does Dora’ video, produced by California’s notorious ‘Kiddie Fiddler Studios’ – was branded 'cartoon porn' after causing an uproar in primary schools across the length and breadth of the UK for its graphic three hole sex scenes using male and female cartoon character couples – and in one segment an actual ménage à trios when Dora’s sister Donna joins them for a clusterfuck.

In another steamy scene the naked caricature couple have Dora kitted out in leather Dominatrix gear and chasing Dick around the bedroom with riding crop before shackling him to the bed, forcing a handful of little blue Viagra pills down his gullet then making him ‘eat her’ in a 69 face-sitting position as she reams his ass with a dildo then rides him cowgirl style before ‘dismounting’ and giving him a suck n spit blow job.

Apart from the offending DVD seizure, Smegmadale Vice Squad officers also arrested one St Sodom’s school governor, Rupert Fudger, on charges of child molestation due sitting in the middle of a group of 7-year olds while the video was screened and asking them to name the body parts of the naked Dick and Dora characters, then showing the girls ‘Jasper’ - his ‘one-eyed trouser snake’.

Fudger, a former volunteer hospital mortuary assistant who gave police his current address as the Jimmy Saville Memorial Centre for Homeless Necrophiliacs, has a record of past convictions for underage grooming on internet social networking websites and was described by the school children concerned as a right weirdo tosspot – and an all-round dog wanker.

During his appearance at Smegmadale Magistrates Court yesterday, Fudger gave evidence under oath that “I wanted to see the Dick does Dora video for myself after hearing about the salacious content but unfortunately missed the session where the rest of the governors watched the tape, which is why I sat in with the kiddies so I could explain that this what Mummy and Daddy got up to when children were off out playing with their friends.”

Smegmadale resident Bev McSkanger, a 16-year old mother-of-three, opined to one press hack from the Paedo’s Gazette that “Fer fuck’s sake, are these people in charge of education in this country totally off their effin’ heads, I ask yer – lettin’ kids watch that filth? It woz even worse than some of the shite they show on Dirty Desmond’s satellite telly porno channels, like ‘Cum Suckin’ Wives’ – an’ that always makes me spew – especially if I’m eatin’ a Chinese take-away while I’m watchin’ it after a few pints of lager down the pub.”

Thought for the day: Anyone think of checking these teachers’ pc hard drives for paedo’ porn?
Alas the sexualisation of our children is part of successive governments’ criminal gay is good / kiddie fiddling permissible agendas – forwarded via the medium of ‘Cultural Marxism’, a programme covertly promoted by mainstream western political parties – and the New Labour Party under Tony Bliar’s stewardship had a particularly disgusting record in forwarding this program for his political masters.

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