Kikesters Puffed up for Iran Attack

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

While the Middle East’s socio-political situation is more fucked up than a soup sandwich, thanks to false flag mischief making and black op’s meddling by the neo-imperialist Great Satan and allied Western powers via the dynamic of their proxy armies, Israeli Slime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo, applying his customary chutzpah, claims these problems amount to zero compared to the threat posed to Israel’s regional military hegemony by Iran's non-existent nuclear weapons programme.

Hmmm, isn’t it about time international jurists joined hands and condemned this saber-rattling and policy of aggression and provocation propagated by the dross of Europe, these Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience running Israel (into the ground), with not a single trace of Semitic DNA in their genes – nor one true Semite Sephardim Jew comprising their insidious political ranks – apart from the odd bonkers racist Rabbi.

The Israeli Knesset leadership under PM Nuttyahoo - a man stricken with ambitions far beyond the scope of his intellectual capabilities - are pushing for a ‘shock & awe’ blitzkrieg military offensive against Iran – simply to turn order into chaos and initiate a regime change (oh yes, more ‘democracy’) – and deluding themselves into believing a pre-emptive strike against Iran’s purported weapons of mass distraction research facilities will result in a 30-day conflict with a mere 500 of the Promised Land’s ‘Chosen People’ dead.

Alas the delusion, as they have no concept of the war of attrition they will unleash – for the Tehran government and military, if attacked by Israel or the Great Satan, will respond in kind, directly and through proxies, which will doubtless include the Lebanese Shia Islamist movement, Hezbollah and Palestinian Islamist militants in the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip – the Al Fatah and Hamas Gaza Gangsters - and launch a global Pan-Islamic / Muslim Brotherhood jihad that will hit the ZioNazi interests of Israel and the Great Satan in every corner of the known Universe.
Then they can forget about the Boycott, Sanctions and Divestment campaign as the term Zionism will be added to the lexicon of foul expletives whose utterance shall be taboo, with offender’s mouths washed out with carbolic soap – or Toilet Duck.

Bobo Nuttyahoo's psycho war-mongering comments were broadcast live by Israel's media, and published in every kikester-controlled gutter press rag from the Pound of Flesh Gazette to the Bris Milah Weekly and the Matzo Review, as debate grows in Israel between the common sense ‘smell a rat’ minority who are questioning the wisdom – or rather the lack of it – of anything the mentally-unstable Nuttyahoo says – and especially so the litany of lies being concocted and broadcast to justify reasons why God’s Chosen People need to kick start a war of aggression against Iran – or any other fucker or their dog for that matter.

Well, obviously the reasons don’t make mention of the truth: the conquest of Iran will provide a US / ZioNazi land mass presence from the Med’ to Afghanistan and the borders of China and Russia – plus grab the country’s vast natural resources – not least of which is OIL – ‘plus’ secure the strategic Straits of Hormuz.

One top secret Israeli battle plan, leaked by the IDF’s whistle-blowing Shylock the Mole and posted online last night by Julian Blancmange’s Wicked-Leaks website, aptly titled ‘Operation Kill Every Fucker’, reveals that the joint US / Israeli military strikes would begin with massive Stuxnet, Flame and Gauss cyber-attacks against Iran's infrastructure, followed by a barrage of cruise missiles launched at its nuclear facilities – (turning the Russian-built operational Bushehr I reactor into another Fuckupshima radioactive disaster) - with military command and control systems, research and development facilities, and too the homes and persons of senior scientists in nuclear and missile development field taken out with extreme prejudice – aka ‘murdered’.

This missile ‘blitzkrieg’ would be followed by incursions of manned aircraft and the IDF’s Half-Cock Brigade ground troops dispatched from the armada of the Great Satan’s, UK and French naval vessels in the Gulf to attack a short list of targets the saturation missile bombardment had missed – and implement a spot of ethnic cleansing while on the job ready for the investment of the Shah-in-waiting – His Most Regal Kleptocratic Highness: Reza Palaver Jnr.

Conversely, some of Israel’s sane ‘common sense’ faction analysts believe Nuttyahoo’s scaremongering black propaganda and associated homicidal ramblings are simply posturing designed to keep the pressure on their Zionist-dominated US of A ‘bitch’ to initiate the sought-after pre-emptive military strike against Iran, while others view them as the disturbed deliberations of a clinical psychopathic whose finger commands Israel’s nuclear button – and should be inside a padded cell for his own protection – and that of the rest of humanity.

Thought for the day. Fuck the raving loony Israeli warmongers and their ‘Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion’ Greater Israel / New World Order conquest agenda, set to kick start World War Three. May their name be wiped from history’s pages and the memories of men.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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