New Kikester Virus Hits Online Banking

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The Moscow-based computer security outfit, Kuntsky Lab, has finally decoded the black arts origin of the latest covert cyber surveillance virus that is being spread via e-mail contagion routes to spy on internet financial transactions – specifically targeting banks with lots and lots of other people’s money - and further designed with the sinister capacity to steal login information for PayPal accounts, e-mail and instant messaging – and for some unfathomable, moronic reason, password access for the nosy parker Facebook network.

Labelled by Kuntsky Lab with the moniker of Kike-Spy, it has been determined the new virus is a yet another state-sponsored cyber-espionage tool – and a more sophisticated form of the Israeli Mossad’s prototype Stuxnet virus which the rogue Promised Land state used in a futile attempt to cripple Iran’s uranium enrichment centrifuge operations and inadvertently overlooked the embedded ‘Shifty Shylock’ fingerprint in the core coding which gave away the authorship.

This new Kike-Spy virus’s focus on internet financial services bears all the trademarks of the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s involvement as it has the potential to fuck up monetary transfers and deposit / savings account security on a global scale - with the ShitiGroup Inc’s main flagship Shitibank being subjected to several cyber-attacks in the past week.

However, this has resulted in a reversal of the desire ‘crippling’ effect – by providing the bank’s branches with the opportunity to declare a ‘holiday’ and shut their doors, suspending all depositor payouts while they have a ‘Shred-Fest’ and cook the books to balance their massive in-house debits caused through years of untold ‘casino mentality’ speculation on the dodgy derivatives markets and sub-prime debt swaps – and then blame any fiscal irregularities that can’t be erased squarely on the cyber attack – and avoid a slap on the wrist from government regulators.

Kuntsky Lab believe the Kike-Spy virus is also equipped with weapon capabilities and could be used to attack industrial control systems, just like Stuxnet which targeted Iran’s Natanz nuclear power plant facility in 2010 – but the primary ‘bank worm’ function points the fickle finger of fate right back at the Great Satan and the ZioNazi kikesters money-grubbing, control freak Evil Empire.

Michael Barfsky, the cyber warfare research director of Kuntsky Lab informed one press hack from the Pound of Flesh Gazette that “After looking at Stuxnet, Duqu, Flame and Gauss virus structures, we can say with a high degree of certainty that the trouble the creators took to disguise its purpose by using sophisticated encryption codes, that Kike-Spy comes from the same CIA / NSA / Mossad factory, as the multi-functional embedded ‘attack toolkits’ represent the high end of nation-state-sponsored cyber-espionage and cyber war operations. What you might term the ‘dog’s bollocks’ of cyber malware viruses.”

“So, while a bit of rocket science does come into this, it’s more at Sherlock Holmes deduction - if it’s not us - the Russians – or the Chinks - then it has to be the Israelis and the Yanks – and the deep-embedded tell-tale Shifty Shylock narrow font that gets downloaded onto target computers is a dead give-away.”

According to Barfsky the US and Israeli governments have been monitoring Asian and Mid-East banks for activity traceable to Jolly Jihadist militant groups, and drug cartels with more money than they can shake a stick at.

“So, these scumbags in Washington and Tel Aviv have this successful Stuxnet platform they’ve developed, so now it gets a spot of re-design and evolves into Kike-Spy - not only with the ability to take a shifty cyber-peek at bank deposits but also make a few transfers in the process.”
“Hey, this has got to be easier – and safer – than wandering up to the cashier’s window with half a pair of tights pulled over your head and pointing a loaded pistol at the teller.”

Thought for the day. The Cybersecurity Act of 2012 was introduced and voted down by the Senate in July. What’s the betting Kike-Spy is designed to cause a false flag cyber-attack on US banks so they can declare a ‘banking holiday’ to purportedly clear the virus from their computer systems – then Barky O’Barmy, the Kenyan cuckoo impostor in the Oval Office, will be instructed by his Shylock bankster bosses to use the Executive Order prerogative to pass the rejected act and place federal control the internet in the hands of the DHS and FBI.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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