Machiavellian Mid-East Subterfuge Hots Up

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Syrian Army troops stride ahead clearing first Damascus and now Aleppo of balaclava-clad Western mercenaries and their foreign Arab national counterparts comprising the renta-psycho rebel ranks of the Free Syrian Army – with a spectacular home goal last Tuesday as one group of a dozen bungling FSA amateurs from the 21st Bottle Gone Brigade managed to blow themselves to tasty little doggie bites while planting explosive booby trap charges in an al-Sukkari district factory.

Syria has been experiencing unrest since March last year, with the driving force behind the Free Syrian Army’s onslaught of chaos and deadly violence being comprised of outlaws, saboteurs, and armed Jihad-for-hire terrorists from Egypt, Algeria, Libya, Saudi Arabia, and Afghanistan – and a dozen other Third World shitholes – whose ZioNazi payrolled spin doctors and propaganda merchants accuse President Basher al Assad’s security forces of being responsible for the civilian killings.

Assad’s intelligence services, backed by both Russian and Chinese HUMINT and ELINT reports, have incontrovertible proof that the faux Arab Spring violence in Syria is being orchestrated and funded by the Mid-East’s Strictly Sinister Club – and specifically the proto-fascist member states of Israel, Qatar and Saudi Arabia.

Attention is being diverted by Western Zionist stooge media sources who promote this fiction that the Syrian hostilities have their origins in conflicts between Arab tribal and Islamic faith sects: Sunni’s and Cher’s and Shi'its and Shi'ites - and an assortment of other splinter group cults. Whereas in reality, if we consider the testimony of recently escaped captive Western photographers John Cantile and Jeroen Oerlemans, the FSA muhijadeen are from anywhere but Syria: Pakistan, Bangladesh, Britain and Chechnya – with a host of Brummy and Cockney accents detectable.

But regardless of the black propaganda, deceits and malicious lies broadcast by Western governments to initiate another Libyan style UN sanctioned military intervention staged by NATO – thankfully jointly blocked by China and Russia - the Assad regime is slowly gaining the upper hand, and the likes of the Great Satan and Broken Britain’s Zionist stooge of a Foreign Secretary, Willy Vague, etcetera, et al, are taking a step back in their support of the exposed foreign mercenaries wreaking death and destruction on the civilian populations of Syria’s town and cities in the name of this bogus Free Syrian Army.

So too are dirty deeds done dirt cheap striking home even farther afield, with the Saudi Arabian scumbag psycho responsible for commissioning the suicide bombing of Syria’s military and intelligence chiefs - Generals Assef Chaoukat, Daoud Rajha and Hassan Tourkmani - at the National Security HQ during a crisis cell meeting on July 18th (with General Amin Hicham Ikhtiar later succumbing to his sustained wounds) being targeted by Basher al Assad’s feared and intrepid ‘Ghaban Kess Emmak’ assassination squad – comprised of loyal Nizari Ismailis and led by the legendary Colonel Hassan-i Sabbah.

Though not yet officially announced by the Saudi authorities, Prince Bandar bin Sultan bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, head of the KSA’s intelligence service and the royal family’s hawkish Sudari clan – and too organiser of the above strike - which he ‘christened’ (sic) with the top-secret code-name of ‘Operation Bomb Damascus’ - was himself the target of an ‘explosive’ attack a mere week later, on the 26th July, when he answered his personal cellphone and it blew his skull apart – obviously a trick the Ghaban Kess Emmak team picked up from the manky Mossad.

So, who’s behind all this back-stabbing and shit-stirring? While we have the usual suspect Israeli mischief junkies up to their old tricks, in this particular instance it’s none other than the autocratic scumbag ruler of Qatar, Sheikh Fat Git al Thani, yet another frog who dreams of being a toad, and who wants to be top dog in the region, with Qatar as the penultimate power broker – but fails to realise the only problem with that is the amount of time wasted on the incessant task of running around cocking a hind leg to remark your territory every time some other fucker comes along and pisses on it.

While Qatar is actually a wart on the arse of Saudi Arabian ‘Gulf’ boundary landmass, the ruling al Thani tribe are unsatisfied with their mere natural gas reserves and zillions of bucks per annum income and want a large slice of the KSA pie for themselves – specifically the oil-rich Ash-Sharqīyah (Eastern Province) – hence their subversive interference in stirring up dissent and rebellion around the capital of Qatif amongst the Shi’ite population – against their Sunni-side-up Saudi King Abdullah the Obese – for human rights and wrongs abuses and imprisoning the popular Islamic cleric, Sheikh Nimr al-Nimr – and are demanding not only a constitution and a legislature but their fair share of that elusive socio-political will o’ the wisp: Democracy.

Funny it is not, but both the al Thanis of Qatar and the al Sauds of the KSA have worse human rights and wrongs records than Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot and Kony combined – and make Basher al Assad look like Mother Theresa’s godson.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, the mechanics of a working Democracy are best illustrated through example and not by kicking lots of Third World arses. Arab Springs besides, this Syrian imbroglio might just turn out to be the start of an Islamic Winter for the West’s agents of unrest.

Hence fuck the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their insidious god of greed: Mammon.

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