Friday, 27 April 2012

Obama Gags Media on Syrian Terrorists

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Kenyan cuckoo impostor currently squatting in the White House Oval Office under the pretence he’s an American citizen has now thrown his ridiculous pantomime Hope & Change hypocrisy to the four winds – along with any chance of ever seeing a genuine US birth certificate - and issued yet another constitution trampling executive order – this one declaring Syria a national emergency zone and outlawing any and all media reporting on the homicidal activities of the foreign-funded mercenary terrorist rebels hired by Saudi Arabia and Qatar to kill every civilian old enough to bleed and bring about a Libya style ‘humanitarian intervention’ scenario - (which O’Barmy hailed as a success and a model for future imperialist interventions) - so the UN can finally sanction NATO to move in and bring down the incumbent Assad regime.

Apparently O’Barmy’s latest Executive Order is the brainchild (sic) of his rug-munching Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton and was signed into law just prior to her being hospitalised yesterday after having to be restrained by Secret Service agents as she ran around the White House, foaming at the mouth, ‘mooing’ and head-butting security staff.
Clinton has since been diagnosed as suffering from a severe case of Type II Mad Cow Disease – an affliction that doctors believe was contracted through eating Monsanto’s GM Frankenfood nano-burgers – and one which Washington political insiders claim has marred her judgement and decision-making abilities for several months already.

In response, political opposition critics have slammed the executive order, claiming this is the most unconstitutional power grab by the Obama administration since their last unconstitutional power grab - when the ‘Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act’ and the draconian ‘National Defence Authorization Act’ were ram-rodded through Congress faster than shit through a goose to boost the statutes of the Kafkaesque ‘Patriot Act’.

Hence to the dying shame of the gullible American public, yet another disastrous legal precedent is set with the suspension of freedom of press and freedom of speech by ‘Bathhouse Barry’s’ ZioNazi-dominated totalitarian administration under the false premise that human rights violations in Syria - and Iran - constitute a national emergency inside the continental United States.

The UK’s Zionist-stooge BBC threw their compliant two-penneth of support behind O’Barmy’s ‘executive order’ which is clearly meant to block social networking such as Facebook, Twitter and WikedLeaks being used to report or comment on the rebels - while doing what the BBC do best nowadays - hypocritically avoiding all reference to the outright suspension of Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Press.

O’Barmy, a ‘Nobel Peace Prize’ awardee, announced his new executive order along with a string of fresh sanctions against Iran and Syria - and to promote the administration’s use of human rights as a pretext for aggressive war and regime change - while on a photo-op’ visit to Washington’s Holohoax Memorial Museum this week.
Here the venal Kenyan-Indonesian charlatan, fresh from a full-reload of Neuro-Linguistic Programming by his controllers, used the opportunity to further the psychological propaganda campaign demonising the leaderships of Damascus and Tehran, citing disproved urban legends, faulty intelligence reports, flawed rhetoric and a stream of downright lies as the basis for foreign military intervention in their national, sovereign affairs.

The scheduling of this latest round of sanctions coincides with a series of EUSSR measures passed by Brussels compliant Zionist puppets and are aimed at crippling the Syrian and Iranian economies as the US and Israel finalise their preparations for a pre-emptive first strike against Iran to coincide with NATO intervention in Syria – and expedite regime changes in both sovereign states via the route of violent means – which will then draw Russia and China into the World War Three conflict so desired by the insane architects pushing the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion / New World Order agenda to its sanguine conclusion.

Thought for the day. No laughing, but the Kenyan cuckoo used his Holohoax Museum speech to announce the expanded deployment of US Special Operations troops in Central Africa - ostensibly to assist in the hunt for the Lord’s Resistance Army led by Joseph Kony – and the creation of a new Atrocities Prevention Board – whose panel, chaired by the ginger-mingin psycho Samantha Power - is to be tasked with conjuring rhetoric over logic and reality to justify and promote the US’s Foreign Policy Initiative programme of neo-imperialist military interventions in the name of protecting civilian life and human rights.

Too, beware the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act of 2011 (CISPA) now laid before Congress, that will sanction the US government to monitor and block all forms of electronic communications – and that the Internet henceforth utilized to repress the nation’s citizens - and no longer empower them with information and a vehicle to challenge and criticise US policies – both foreign and domestic.

While certain determined - mayhap self-harming, suicidal sections of the US 99% are up in arms and demanding the abolition of the entire capitalist system and a restructuring of their society, there exists a confounding glitch in the perceptions of mass human consciousness that derails their understanding of what the fuck is actually going on in the world and works to their collective detriment. So, turn off the telly and get your ear to the ground.

Regardless, fuck the Rothshite’s AIPAC ZioNazi crime syndicate controlling the good ole US of A and their New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The reason that the world can't see whats happening is because they are under 'strong delusion' because they have rejected the Truth.
Even those who can see what's going on, can't see the reasons why it's happening, because they too have rejected Jesus Christ.
My personal belief is that the prophecies of the book of Revelation may be coming to a complete fulfillment now, and Armageddon and His return may only be a few years away, perhaps less.