Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
London’s 2012 Olympic Games security planning has come under fresh scrutiny, with MPs assessing a massively increased conspicuous contract with a key provider as ‘beyond belief’ – and Candida Mingerot, the Lib-Dum MP for Old Holborn, describing the situation as ‘fucking ridiculous’.
Following a review by the House of Conmans Paranoia Committee the number of private guards required to provide security for the Games has been boosted from 10,000 to 23,500 - at an additional, exorbitant cost of £271 million quid.
During a 20/20 hindsight ‘Reality Check’, MPs revealed that the original G4S contract to provide 10,000 guards was worth £86 million – with the new security deal now costing the Government £553 million nicker - more than the total security budget submitted by the London Organising Committee of the Olympic Games.
So, what do we, the tax-paying voters get for that kind of cash, one might be tempted to inquire – apart from 23,500 uniformed guards from the Renta-Thug and Moron-Security falling over each others feet?
For starters, an extra 5,000 military, including a 1,000-strong quick reaction force to assist the Met’s Plod Squad operation, which will have 12,000 officers deployed – plus an extra 1,000 military providing ‘logistic support’ (picking up litter) – bringing the military contingent to 13,500 – a significantly higher number than deployed in the Afghanistan occupation.
To add to the security confusion of nobody knowing who the fuck is who, the good ole US of A intends sending over 1,000 of its whore-mongering Secret Service agents, including 500 from the FBI, to provide protection for America's contestants and diplomats – now that factor alone carries a stench of agent provocateurs / false flag attack with it.
The Royal Marines, who helped turn Libya’s national infrastructure into a chaotic demolition site earlier this year, will be based on the Navy's largest ship, HMS Scrapheap Challenge, anchored in the Thames, just off Greenwich.
All three of Broken Britain’s military services would be involved during the Games and 7,500 troops will be used for security along with 3,000 unpaid volunteers provided by Locog to pat-down search visitors to the Olympic venues.
Now, on top of aircraft carriers anchored in the Thames and the deployment of nuclear submarines, Typhoon fighter jets, helicopter gunships and MQ-1 Predator drones, Philip Hammond, the Minister of Defence and Tory MP for Runnynose, is considering placing Shitehawk surface-to-air missiles on top of residential flats in the Olympic stadium area.
700 residents in a block of flats on the Slumborough Hamlets sink or swim council estate have received MoD leaflets saying a High Velocity Missile system is to be placed on the roof of their home - to counter threats from very high performance, low-flying aircraft – the type not used by the Taliban and Al Qaeda.
Apparently the missiles travel at more than three times the speed of sound, and deploy dart-like projectiles on detonation, making one hell of a mess of whatever they hit.
Que – excuse me? WTF? Have Islamic terrorists – even the real ones – ever launched an aerial assault on anything – and don’t mention the 9/11 Israeli Mossad hi-fiving false flag “What Planes?” fiasco attacks on the World Trade Centre and Pentagon? Never, in fact.
Missiles on top of high rise blocks of flats. Hmm, interesting, the ‘missile’ (no, not a fucking Boeing 767-223ER passenger aircraft / American Airlines Flight 11) that hit the WTC North Tower was fired from the top of the Woolworths Building by Mossad operatives – with pre-placed cutter charges computer detonated at an angle across the 92nd to 98th floors penetration point to present the effect of an aircraft’s wings slicing through the walls.
So, the more we see and read, the more it stinks – the 2012 Olympics venue is being stage set for another false flag Muslim terrorist attack by the cunning and deceptive amateur criminal types running Broken Britain’s secret intelligence (sic) services.
Hmmm, we are inclined to speculate if the selected Mohammed al Patsy and his crew of fellow stooges will be punctual this time around – unlike the 7/7 false flag attack ‘drill’ when they ‘embarrassingly’ missed their train – and getting blown up themselves. Really, you just can’t get the people anymore.
Hence why we need mobile missile systems mounting – to shoot down the dreaded Al Qaeda Air Force’s Jolly Jihadist suicide bombers on terminal self-harm missions – wearing Semtex vests and diving down on hand gliders to take out the cyclopean mutant Olympic mascots – Manderville and Wenlock.
Thought for the day. Conspiracy theories besides, it is public knowledge anti-terror drills are being conducted in advance of the games, with recent intelligence service reports claiming Islamic terrorists are plotting a mass cyanide poison hand wash attack on London’s public toilets (WTF – that’s even more preposterous than the ‘ricin’ mass poisoning plot threats and the equally moronic 'salt n vinegar' - or was it 'salt n pepper' bombs).
But just to ad a piquant dash of paranoia with a basis, Reuters have released a news report that Pool Re, the state-backed British reinsurer that covers terror attack-related commercial property losses, has $7.3 billion of assets to cover the Olympic Games. Just in case.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Monday, 30 April 2012
Slimy Simon Goes into ‘I Accuse’ Mode
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The Librarian-Dummercrats deputy leader Slimy Simon Hughes has become the first senior party member to join calls for an inquiry into whether Culture Secretary Jeremy Kunt breached the ministerial code of conduct regarding the deliberate leakage of confidential information regarding the BSkyB bid by his special advisor Adam Scrote to News Corp.
Details of the contact between Scrote and News Corp emerged in a series of emails seen by the Leveson Inquiry, which is examining the lack of moral scruples and criminality involved with gutter press standards and practices.
Anxious to climb aboard the back-stabbing bandwagon and get his two-penneth of venom in, Hughes told a press hack from the Daily Shitraker that he couldn’t understand why the issue was not being referred to the independent watchdog – unless there was something very fishy to hide – such as bribes of fresh Scots salmon or rainbow trout.
Hughes opined on the BBC's ‘Spot the Twat’ programme he did not think Secretary Kunt should resign but preferably commit ritual seppuku – or be padlocked inside one of MI6’s North Face escape-proof holdalls - with a ferocious and half-starved wild animal - then tossed into the Thames.
"If Jeremy is telling the truth and he hasn’t been naughty, slipping info’ to raving Rupert and his gang of thugs, he'll be vindicated. If he's not, then he has to take the consequences like we all did at public school and get shafted up the arse."
Posh Dave Scameron’s Downing Street spokeswoman Scabby Bertin informed the media there were no plans to investigate the contact between News Corp and Secretary Kunt's ex-special adviser Adam Scrote.
“Really, I don’t know what silly Simon’s going on about – none of this concerns his department. Simon’s been suffering from a severe bout of ‘Rejection Syndrome’ as of late, and this is obviously a pathetic attempt on his part to get noticed and his name in the press so his Bermondsey and Old Sock constituents don’t forget who their MP is.”
“Personally, I’m sure Secretary Kunt has acted properly as he’s such a nice chap with an honest face – just like dear Lord Lucan.”
Last Wednesday, Kunt's special adviser Adam Scrote resigned over the scandalous extent of his ‘in bed’ daily contact with the Mudrock’s dodgy News Corporation during its planned takeover of satellite broadcaster BSkyB.
Kunt, who was responsible for Scrote's actions under the ministerial code of conduct, now claims he adhered strictly to party policy and simply ignored what was going on - denying that News Corp had any back channel of influence with him personally – such as blackmail threats concerning his perverted sexual tastes and proclivity for cross-dressing.
The ginger-mingin shadow culture secretary Harriet Harlot has written to the prime minister calling for him to instruct the independent adviser on ministerial conduct, Sir Alex MacDuff, to launch an inquiry into whether Mr Kunt breached the ministerial code – with New Labour leader Ed Millipede telling media hacks it was impossible to believe that Adam Scrote had acted as a lone wolf and called for Secretary Kunt to take a lie detector test – or do the right thing and resign.
In a pathetic attempt to pass the buck, shirk responsibility and exonerate himself from any sort of blame in the affair, Kunt told the House of Conmans assembly that his fellow Freemason, the Permanent Secretary Jonathan Stephens, had approved Mr Scrote's role as liaison on the BSkyB deal.
However, when Stephens appeared before the Public Accounts Committee for a session on the Olympics, he repeatedly refused to answer questions and thereby incriminate himself.
He was asked a score of times, but evasively referred the MPs to previous statements made by Jeremy Kunt and Adam Scrote, and claimed he had been given no notice of the MPs' questions and hence had not been availed an opportunity to conjure up some fitting disingenuous responses to avoid incriminating himself in the sordid and corrupt affair.
Secretary Kunt's handling of News Corp's takeover bid for BSkyB was raised at the Leveson Inquiry on Thursday as Rupert Mudrock gave evidence for a second day.
The News Corp chairman denied that Kunt had been "on our side", stating the minister had extracted "very big concessions" from the company – in the form of a large brown paper bag stuffed with £50 quid notes.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
The Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The Librarian-Dummercrats deputy leader Slimy Simon Hughes has become the first senior party member to join calls for an inquiry into whether Culture Secretary Jeremy Kunt breached the ministerial code of conduct regarding the deliberate leakage of confidential information regarding the BSkyB bid by his special advisor Adam Scrote to News Corp.
Details of the contact between Scrote and News Corp emerged in a series of emails seen by the Leveson Inquiry, which is examining the lack of moral scruples and criminality involved with gutter press standards and practices.
Anxious to climb aboard the back-stabbing bandwagon and get his two-penneth of venom in, Hughes told a press hack from the Daily Shitraker that he couldn’t understand why the issue was not being referred to the independent watchdog – unless there was something very fishy to hide – such as bribes of fresh Scots salmon or rainbow trout.
Hughes opined on the BBC's ‘Spot the Twat’ programme he did not think Secretary Kunt should resign but preferably commit ritual seppuku – or be padlocked inside one of MI6’s North Face escape-proof holdalls - with a ferocious and half-starved wild animal - then tossed into the Thames.
"If Jeremy is telling the truth and he hasn’t been naughty, slipping info’ to raving Rupert and his gang of thugs, he'll be vindicated. If he's not, then he has to take the consequences like we all did at public school and get shafted up the arse."
Posh Dave Scameron’s Downing Street spokeswoman Scabby Bertin informed the media there were no plans to investigate the contact between News Corp and Secretary Kunt's ex-special adviser Adam Scrote.
“Really, I don’t know what silly Simon’s going on about – none of this concerns his department. Simon’s been suffering from a severe bout of ‘Rejection Syndrome’ as of late, and this is obviously a pathetic attempt on his part to get noticed and his name in the press so his Bermondsey and Old Sock constituents don’t forget who their MP is.”
“Personally, I’m sure Secretary Kunt has acted properly as he’s such a nice chap with an honest face – just like dear Lord Lucan.”
Last Wednesday, Kunt's special adviser Adam Scrote resigned over the scandalous extent of his ‘in bed’ daily contact with the Mudrock’s dodgy News Corporation during its planned takeover of satellite broadcaster BSkyB.
Kunt, who was responsible for Scrote's actions under the ministerial code of conduct, now claims he adhered strictly to party policy and simply ignored what was going on - denying that News Corp had any back channel of influence with him personally – such as blackmail threats concerning his perverted sexual tastes and proclivity for cross-dressing.
The ginger-mingin shadow culture secretary Harriet Harlot has written to the prime minister calling for him to instruct the independent adviser on ministerial conduct, Sir Alex MacDuff, to launch an inquiry into whether Mr Kunt breached the ministerial code – with New Labour leader Ed Millipede telling media hacks it was impossible to believe that Adam Scrote had acted as a lone wolf and called for Secretary Kunt to take a lie detector test – or do the right thing and resign.
In a pathetic attempt to pass the buck, shirk responsibility and exonerate himself from any sort of blame in the affair, Kunt told the House of Conmans assembly that his fellow Freemason, the Permanent Secretary Jonathan Stephens, had approved Mr Scrote's role as liaison on the BSkyB deal.
However, when Stephens appeared before the Public Accounts Committee for a session on the Olympics, he repeatedly refused to answer questions and thereby incriminate himself.
He was asked a score of times, but evasively referred the MPs to previous statements made by Jeremy Kunt and Adam Scrote, and claimed he had been given no notice of the MPs' questions and hence had not been availed an opportunity to conjure up some fitting disingenuous responses to avoid incriminating himself in the sordid and corrupt affair.
Secretary Kunt's handling of News Corp's takeover bid for BSkyB was raised at the Leveson Inquiry on Thursday as Rupert Mudrock gave evidence for a second day.
The News Corp chairman denied that Kunt had been "on our side", stating the minister had extracted "very big concessions" from the company – in the form of a large brown paper bag stuffed with £50 quid notes.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Sunday, 29 April 2012
Royal Eugenics Proponents Strike Again
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Appearing on an episode of Dutch television’s ever-popular prime time Genocide Hour programme last Tuesday evening, Pieter van Vollenhoven – the brother-in-law of Queen Beatrix and a great fan of Galton and Mendel’s draconian eugenics philosophies – voiced a personal opinion that, in his unqualified arrogance, commoners with alcohol or drug addiction problems and psychiatric patients - along with other members of the human race he deems unfit to reproduce – should be euthanized and not permitted to be a burden on society (alike himself and the rest of the royal leeches and their legions of useless parasitic hangers-on).
A former chief of the Dutch Safety Board, Vollenhoven was responsible for the coverup of a legion of cases in which children were ritually abused from a young age by establishment Satanist paedophile groups and Roman Catholic priests in the care of the state or church-administered orphanages.
In a recent private communication leaked by concerned whistle-blowers working for the Ox-Rat Snitch and Grassers charity, he opined that a cabal of sexual perverts within the Dutch government were responsible for the abuse - so as to ensure the safety of young children Vollenhoven proposed a classical Agenda 21 style eugenics solution.
To wit: “People may accuse me of going too far, but that’s an easy thing to say if you do not know the facts. It’s all the parents fault since they’ve no control over their own lives hence cannot look after children so that’s why they end up as wards of the state and easy prey for these pederast gangs that infest the upper echelons of government and our sick society. Hence perhaps a policy of enforced contraception – specifically sterilisation – or euthanasia for those beyond redemption - would be the best step in solving the problem.”
Whatever the fuck name they choose to attach, it all comes down to a Nazi-style war crimes exercise in global genocide – much as the Israeli military are guilty of expediting in the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip against the marginalised, hapless Palestinian populations whose country they appropriated under the flawed and criminal pretext that they are the Chosen People and God said it was okay to steal another people’s lands then treat them like shit.
Radio Netherlands ‘Ethnic Cleansing Review’ programme supported this dystopian call for mandatory birth control and enforced euthanasia for those the elitist ranks of our corrupt society are ready to class as unfit, broadcasting a public service announcement that “Mr van Vollenhoven has the support of genetics specialists from the Netherlands Neo-Nazi Foundation for Racial Purity – and too the Undertakers, Gravediggers and Crematorium Services Union.”
One is reminded of the slack-jawed Greek super-mongrel Prince Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg providing the common herd with glimpse into the eugenics mindset of the interbred ruling elite when announcing he wished to be reincarnated as a deadly virus and wipe out billions of useless eaters on the planet – the common herd / the sheeple.
Oh yes, that’s the UN / ZioNazi elitist’s plot, decimate the ranks of the common herd – aka the 99% - by a factor of 95% - thus leaving us all on a more level paying field at 4% - with the elitist 1% - which, as yet unknown to the arrogant prats who think they’re going to inherit the Earth as their personalised green fields theme park, are also up for cull and reduction to a mere 0.25%
From the viewpoint of the common herd and useless eaters - and especially the anti-corporatist ‘dissenters’ affected with oppositional defiance disorder now branded as terrorists for questioning government motives and lies - how about culling the burgeoning ranks of the sponging royals and associated elitist political and commercial bankster globalist pondscum, who, via worshipping at the altar of Mammon, have concluded that the attainment of material wealth is the penultimate achievement of the human journey – and spirituality be damned.
So, drawing off the worst case scenario excesses of Kafka’s perverted imagination, Huxley’s Brave New World and Orwell’s dystopian 1984 ultra-panopticon nightmare world, these inbred fascist mongrels pushing ‘cross-borders multi-culturalism’ are out to cull the human herd down to a manageable 100 million subservient sheeple – all fitted with sub-dermal on/ off micro-chips. “Sit! Beg! Shake a paw! Roll over! Work harder! Pay your taxes! Now play dead! Good dog!
Okay, so who is going to assess who gets culled and who doesn’t? Who is to select those with the versatility and skills to serve the masters of this totalitarian New World Order? The likes of Julia Middleton’s Common Purpose NLP brainwashing organisation that poses under the false flag of a social engineering charity? Or perhaps some elitist blue-blood rabid royal alike the bonkers, plant whispering Prince Chazzer – the next bat-eared Saxe-Coburg-Gotha mongrel in line to sit on the English throne. The mind boggles.
Really, do these people ever look into a mirror? They’ve been swimming at the shallow end of the European gene pool for centuries, if not millennia, and their DNA’s so fucked up like Heinz 57 varieties – hence the fact they’re a bunch of slack-jawed haemophiliacs and all lacking any modicum of human empathy – with Pieter van Vollenhoven in the insidious midst of their mutant number.
Thought for the day. Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes van Vollenhoven or his pathetic inhuman condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a caucus of sexually-abused, disabled orphans that while he doesn’t qualify for a slot in the index of Linnaean taxonomy, the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Appearing on an episode of Dutch television’s ever-popular prime time Genocide Hour programme last Tuesday evening, Pieter van Vollenhoven – the brother-in-law of Queen Beatrix and a great fan of Galton and Mendel’s draconian eugenics philosophies – voiced a personal opinion that, in his unqualified arrogance, commoners with alcohol or drug addiction problems and psychiatric patients - along with other members of the human race he deems unfit to reproduce – should be euthanized and not permitted to be a burden on society (alike himself and the rest of the royal leeches and their legions of useless parasitic hangers-on).
A former chief of the Dutch Safety Board, Vollenhoven was responsible for the coverup of a legion of cases in which children were ritually abused from a young age by establishment Satanist paedophile groups and Roman Catholic priests in the care of the state or church-administered orphanages.
In a recent private communication leaked by concerned whistle-blowers working for the Ox-Rat Snitch and Grassers charity, he opined that a cabal of sexual perverts within the Dutch government were responsible for the abuse - so as to ensure the safety of young children Vollenhoven proposed a classical Agenda 21 style eugenics solution.
To wit: “People may accuse me of going too far, but that’s an easy thing to say if you do not know the facts. It’s all the parents fault since they’ve no control over their own lives hence cannot look after children so that’s why they end up as wards of the state and easy prey for these pederast gangs that infest the upper echelons of government and our sick society. Hence perhaps a policy of enforced contraception – specifically sterilisation – or euthanasia for those beyond redemption - would be the best step in solving the problem.”
Whatever the fuck name they choose to attach, it all comes down to a Nazi-style war crimes exercise in global genocide – much as the Israeli military are guilty of expediting in the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip against the marginalised, hapless Palestinian populations whose country they appropriated under the flawed and criminal pretext that they are the Chosen People and God said it was okay to steal another people’s lands then treat them like shit.
Radio Netherlands ‘Ethnic Cleansing Review’ programme supported this dystopian call for mandatory birth control and enforced euthanasia for those the elitist ranks of our corrupt society are ready to class as unfit, broadcasting a public service announcement that “Mr van Vollenhoven has the support of genetics specialists from the Netherlands Neo-Nazi Foundation for Racial Purity – and too the Undertakers, Gravediggers and Crematorium Services Union.”
One is reminded of the slack-jawed Greek super-mongrel Prince Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg providing the common herd with glimpse into the eugenics mindset of the interbred ruling elite when announcing he wished to be reincarnated as a deadly virus and wipe out billions of useless eaters on the planet – the common herd / the sheeple.
Oh yes, that’s the UN / ZioNazi elitist’s plot, decimate the ranks of the common herd – aka the 99% - by a factor of 95% - thus leaving us all on a more level paying field at 4% - with the elitist 1% - which, as yet unknown to the arrogant prats who think they’re going to inherit the Earth as their personalised green fields theme park, are also up for cull and reduction to a mere 0.25%
From the viewpoint of the common herd and useless eaters - and especially the anti-corporatist ‘dissenters’ affected with oppositional defiance disorder now branded as terrorists for questioning government motives and lies - how about culling the burgeoning ranks of the sponging royals and associated elitist political and commercial bankster globalist pondscum, who, via worshipping at the altar of Mammon, have concluded that the attainment of material wealth is the penultimate achievement of the human journey – and spirituality be damned.
So, drawing off the worst case scenario excesses of Kafka’s perverted imagination, Huxley’s Brave New World and Orwell’s dystopian 1984 ultra-panopticon nightmare world, these inbred fascist mongrels pushing ‘cross-borders multi-culturalism’ are out to cull the human herd down to a manageable 100 million subservient sheeple – all fitted with sub-dermal on/ off micro-chips. “Sit! Beg! Shake a paw! Roll over! Work harder! Pay your taxes! Now play dead! Good dog!
Okay, so who is going to assess who gets culled and who doesn’t? Who is to select those with the versatility and skills to serve the masters of this totalitarian New World Order? The likes of Julia Middleton’s Common Purpose NLP brainwashing organisation that poses under the false flag of a social engineering charity? Or perhaps some elitist blue-blood rabid royal alike the bonkers, plant whispering Prince Chazzer – the next bat-eared Saxe-Coburg-Gotha mongrel in line to sit on the English throne. The mind boggles.
Really, do these people ever look into a mirror? They’ve been swimming at the shallow end of the European gene pool for centuries, if not millennia, and their DNA’s so fucked up like Heinz 57 varieties – hence the fact they’re a bunch of slack-jawed haemophiliacs and all lacking any modicum of human empathy – with Pieter van Vollenhoven in the insidious midst of their mutant number.
Thought for the day. Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes van Vollenhoven or his pathetic inhuman condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a caucus of sexually-abused, disabled orphans that while he doesn’t qualify for a slot in the index of Linnaean taxonomy, the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Saturday, 28 April 2012
Cell Phones Harmless to Humans
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
A coven of commercially-funded anoraks and beardies from the University of East Anglia’s Department for Advanced Guesswork – all possessed with more degrees than a thermometer – yesterday released their ‘risk assessment’ report that mobile phones have no negative effects on biological organisms (us) and are hence ordained safe for human use.
Hmmm, not exactly a trustyworthy source of appraisal considering the felonious manipulation of global warming data (zero Arctic ice / drowning polar bears / glacial depletion / penguins dying of heat exhaustion) by their senior academics, concocted to promote the carbon credit cap n trade exchange scam a couple of short years ago.
So this disingenuous “cell phones pose no danger” announcement joins the notorious global index of major lies: “The cheque’s in the post” – “One size fits all!” and “Promise I won’t come in your mouth”.
Pose no danger, eh – so why add a ‘caution before cure’ proviso that growing toddlers, juveniles and adolescents should avoid protracted use of said phones?
While the UK's Health Protection Agency signs off on these most questionable findings, a canny general public should be aware that powerful economic vested interests have been at work in the shadows, alike the Kurumaku puppeteers behind the black curtain, to ensure their radio frequency emitting (electro-radiation) devices are perceived as safe – until large festering cancerous tumours start growing out of users ears – or they wake up one morning feeling rather woozy and notice a large puddle of grey matter ‘brain juice’ soaking into the pillow.
To wit, this disingenuous report that there is currently ‘no scientific evidence’ that cell phones are harmful to human health does not equate with any form of guarantee or assurance that they are actually ‘safe’.
Anyone old enough to recall, the same line was touted by past governments of the day, plus the scientific community and doctors, regarding asbestos, DDT pesticide (Drop Dead Twice), fall-out radiation from nuclear tests, mercury tooth fillings, cigarette smoking, X-rays on pregnant women – and eating beef from Mad Cows.
Much as is touted today for the safety of – or lack of danger from - cell phones, methane gas ‘fracking’ poisoning ground water, depleted uranium munitions, smart meters, airport full body scanners, electric power transmission lines, chemtrails, GM crops and foods, hormone-boosted dairy and meat products, fluoride in drinking water and toothpaste – and the notorious neuro-toxic synthetic sweetener ‘aspartame’ – all of which, collectively or independently, have the potential to adversely affect the well-being of the human bio-electric organism and mutating our DNA.
Mobile phone use harmless to humans – we think not. Just the same as the Japanese politicians are preaching to their brain dead compliant population of salary men regarding the toxic radiation spewing out of Japan’s purposely sabotaged Fuckupshima nuclear power plant – it’s totally harmless. That’s why they have a 20 kilometre exclusion zone – cos it poses no danger.
Hey, no problems, if it rains or snows put up your umbrella – preferably a lead-lined one – and don’t breathe too deeply – and after eating the local fish or other sea food if you experience sudden hair loss, fingernails falling out, or bleeding from the ears, eyes, nostrils or gums - or other bodily orifices - then simply stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye – cos regardless of how many iodine tablets you chuck down, you are fucked – with a large capital F.
There are now an excess of 85 zillion mobile phones active in the UK, and because of the cell phone masts, TV and digital radio broadcasting, Wi-Fi, and other dodgy high-tech gadget developments – including vitamin-killing microwave ovens - the study admits that exposure to radio frequency fields and the associated electro-magnetic radiation smog is universal and continuous – which is possibly the cause of the drastic decline in the global bee populations and teenagers walking around like zombies.
Prof Wormhole Jaffacake, who chaired the UEA review group, informed one press hack from the Charlatans Gazette that regardless of their findings of there being no evidence mobile phones harm human health, it was important to continue monitoring research.
“Really, there are no conclusive links to cerebral tumours or other types of cancer, nor impaired body functions or infertility or cardiovascular health. However, to be perfectly honest here, and I say this on conditions of confidence and anonymity, monitoring should continue due the fact we know next to fuck all about long-term effects – especially regarding brain tumours and the possible association with Bolshie behavioural problems in children.”
Anyone interested in a novel method of boiling an egg? Take two cell phones – have one dial the other and keep the channels open. Place a free range chicken egg on the kitchen worktop and position the cell phones one on each side of the egg.
Now wait seven minutes for soft-boiled, nine minutes for hard boiled. (Note – this will not work for toast soldiers).
So there’s the evidence. Harmless to human health, my arse.
Links: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axUBeF-W7II
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_cook_egg_cell_phones.htm
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.
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A coven of commercially-funded anoraks and beardies from the University of East Anglia’s Department for Advanced Guesswork – all possessed with more degrees than a thermometer – yesterday released their ‘risk assessment’ report that mobile phones have no negative effects on biological organisms (us) and are hence ordained safe for human use.
Hmmm, not exactly a trustyworthy source of appraisal considering the felonious manipulation of global warming data (zero Arctic ice / drowning polar bears / glacial depletion / penguins dying of heat exhaustion) by their senior academics, concocted to promote the carbon credit cap n trade exchange scam a couple of short years ago.
So this disingenuous “cell phones pose no danger” announcement joins the notorious global index of major lies: “The cheque’s in the post” – “One size fits all!” and “Promise I won’t come in your mouth”.
Pose no danger, eh – so why add a ‘caution before cure’ proviso that growing toddlers, juveniles and adolescents should avoid protracted use of said phones?
While the UK's Health Protection Agency signs off on these most questionable findings, a canny general public should be aware that powerful economic vested interests have been at work in the shadows, alike the Kurumaku puppeteers behind the black curtain, to ensure their radio frequency emitting (electro-radiation) devices are perceived as safe – until large festering cancerous tumours start growing out of users ears – or they wake up one morning feeling rather woozy and notice a large puddle of grey matter ‘brain juice’ soaking into the pillow.
To wit, this disingenuous report that there is currently ‘no scientific evidence’ that cell phones are harmful to human health does not equate with any form of guarantee or assurance that they are actually ‘safe’.
Anyone old enough to recall, the same line was touted by past governments of the day, plus the scientific community and doctors, regarding asbestos, DDT pesticide (Drop Dead Twice), fall-out radiation from nuclear tests, mercury tooth fillings, cigarette smoking, X-rays on pregnant women – and eating beef from Mad Cows.
Much as is touted today for the safety of – or lack of danger from - cell phones, methane gas ‘fracking’ poisoning ground water, depleted uranium munitions, smart meters, airport full body scanners, electric power transmission lines, chemtrails, GM crops and foods, hormone-boosted dairy and meat products, fluoride in drinking water and toothpaste – and the notorious neuro-toxic synthetic sweetener ‘aspartame’ – all of which, collectively or independently, have the potential to adversely affect the well-being of the human bio-electric organism and mutating our DNA.
Mobile phone use harmless to humans – we think not. Just the same as the Japanese politicians are preaching to their brain dead compliant population of salary men regarding the toxic radiation spewing out of Japan’s purposely sabotaged Fuckupshima nuclear power plant – it’s totally harmless. That’s why they have a 20 kilometre exclusion zone – cos it poses no danger.
Hey, no problems, if it rains or snows put up your umbrella – preferably a lead-lined one – and don’t breathe too deeply – and after eating the local fish or other sea food if you experience sudden hair loss, fingernails falling out, or bleeding from the ears, eyes, nostrils or gums - or other bodily orifices - then simply stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye – cos regardless of how many iodine tablets you chuck down, you are fucked – with a large capital F.
There are now an excess of 85 zillion mobile phones active in the UK, and because of the cell phone masts, TV and digital radio broadcasting, Wi-Fi, and other dodgy high-tech gadget developments – including vitamin-killing microwave ovens - the study admits that exposure to radio frequency fields and the associated electro-magnetic radiation smog is universal and continuous – which is possibly the cause of the drastic decline in the global bee populations and teenagers walking around like zombies.
Prof Wormhole Jaffacake, who chaired the UEA review group, informed one press hack from the Charlatans Gazette that regardless of their findings of there being no evidence mobile phones harm human health, it was important to continue monitoring research.
“Really, there are no conclusive links to cerebral tumours or other types of cancer, nor impaired body functions or infertility or cardiovascular health. However, to be perfectly honest here, and I say this on conditions of confidence and anonymity, monitoring should continue due the fact we know next to fuck all about long-term effects – especially regarding brain tumours and the possible association with Bolshie behavioural problems in children.”
Anyone interested in a novel method of boiling an egg? Take two cell phones – have one dial the other and keep the channels open. Place a free range chicken egg on the kitchen worktop and position the cell phones one on each side of the egg.
Now wait seven minutes for soft-boiled, nine minutes for hard boiled. (Note – this will not work for toast soldiers).
So there’s the evidence. Harmless to human health, my arse.
Links: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axUBeF-W7II
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_cook_egg_cell_phones.htm
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Nutty Knesset into Nazi Book Burning
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The ultra-Zionist government of Prime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo has imposed a ban on a potpourri of high school textbooks, declaring them ‘biased’ – in a bid to shift Israel's core values to more of a nationalistic status and finally shrug off the threadbare Beacon of Mid-East democracy illusion.
While education officials claim this is yet another attempt by the Knesset’s hard-liners to use rhetoric over reality and commit the same sins as Hitler’s Nazis did with their book-burning orgies – then rewriting history in their own image to disingenuously re-define Israel's identity as a peace-loving haven of political stability fielding the most moral army in the world – (what chutzpah - the barbaric Israeli Defence Forces thugs, no less) – ordained by divine right (Yahweh) as his Chosen People to rule over a Greater Israel – with no mention of the usurped and disaffected Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip - whose lands were stolen in the bloody 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe).
Rabbi Shylock Scattstein and Elie Weaselberg – the high priest and carnival barker for the $$$ dollar-spinning compensation / donations focused Holohoax myth – spoke with Yetzer Hara, a press hack for the Pound of Flesh Gazette, stating for the public record that “One of these banned texts even questions the veracity of the Holohoax six zillion dead and speculates the numbers were significantly less – drawing this hypothesis from the original Auschwitz-Birkenau memorial plaque that stated four zillion Jews were gassed and murdered there - which we were forced to replace when the damned Russians started waving the actual embarrassing records that proved there were only one and a half million mixed races and faiths who died from malnutrition and typhus - and not Zyklon B gas.”
So, Western critics and jurists are now asking in light of this current fascist attempt to drastically edit – if not totally obscure or eradicate the record of the past - what are the motives? Is the whole cloth fabric of the Holohoax fairy tale tapestry starting to come apart around the edges of the weave?
The foundation and UN-recognition of the illegal state of Israel – an enormous political and financial fraud – was only made possible due the alleged Holohoax – those purported atrocities and the genocide visited on the Jews of Europe by the Nazi regime inside their forced labour concentration camps. Let us not overlook the fact that today, even more so than in the past, the mere mention of the Holohoax and the term ‘anti-Semite’ is enough to stifle criticism of the belligerent Israeli regime and their crimes - but does not quite carry sufficient potency to negatively affect the burgeoning international Boycotts, Sanctions and Divestment campaign.
Now Western minds are of an opinion the Holohoax deception was spawned by scheming Ashkenazi Jews of convenience – agents of the Rothshite crime syndicate - to generate a Western guilt complex of whom the principal beneficiary would be the rogue state of Israel – issued with an international ‘Get Away with Anything’ ticket to legalise the homicidal actions of the rabid Zionist maniacs.
One of the controversial books to be tossed into the bonfire’s inferno, ‘Taking the Civil Road’, which while being erroneously approved for school use in August 2011, has now been castigated and condemned to the flames for its record of the treatment dished out to the Palestinian population in 1948 – recounting how they were forced to flee when Israel was founded by Abraham Stern’s psycho group, and the Haganah and Irgun terrorist gangs.
The book further places blame for the frayed relations between Jewish and Arab citizens on the ultra-Zionist Knesset, citing for example its lack of a constitution and the free range, criminal expropriation of Palestinian lands from 1948 to the present day – then turns to focus on the occupied West Bank with its plethora of fascist road blocks and check points - and too the brutality visited on the marginalised, hapless Arab-Muslim population by both the IDF’s psychos and the illegal Israeli settlers.
As pointed out in an editorial in this week’s issue of the Shovrim Shtika Review, the chapter dealing with the besieging of the Gaza Strip and the illegal incarceration of the Palestinian population behind the racist Great Apartheid Wall - in a state of continual daily privation and being subjected to repeated ethnic cleansing military assaults by the IDF and their slow-cook ‘Final Solution’ genocide campaigns, actually reads like a war crime indictment that could be used as documentary evidence against the outlaw pariah Zionist state in the canny hands of a sharp prosecuting advocate at a Nuremberg style War Crimes Tribunal.
Hmmm, little wonder it’s book-burning time - but they can't hide the damning and shameful truth that stands out in plain sight for the world to gaze upon in disgust.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known ‘hasbara’ infested war zone and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The ultra-Zionist government of Prime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo has imposed a ban on a potpourri of high school textbooks, declaring them ‘biased’ – in a bid to shift Israel's core values to more of a nationalistic status and finally shrug off the threadbare Beacon of Mid-East democracy illusion.
While education officials claim this is yet another attempt by the Knesset’s hard-liners to use rhetoric over reality and commit the same sins as Hitler’s Nazis did with their book-burning orgies – then rewriting history in their own image to disingenuously re-define Israel's identity as a peace-loving haven of political stability fielding the most moral army in the world – (what chutzpah - the barbaric Israeli Defence Forces thugs, no less) – ordained by divine right (Yahweh) as his Chosen People to rule over a Greater Israel – with no mention of the usurped and disaffected Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip - whose lands were stolen in the bloody 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe).
Rabbi Shylock Scattstein and Elie Weaselberg – the high priest and carnival barker for the $$$ dollar-spinning compensation / donations focused Holohoax myth – spoke with Yetzer Hara, a press hack for the Pound of Flesh Gazette, stating for the public record that “One of these banned texts even questions the veracity of the Holohoax six zillion dead and speculates the numbers were significantly less – drawing this hypothesis from the original Auschwitz-Birkenau memorial plaque that stated four zillion Jews were gassed and murdered there - which we were forced to replace when the damned Russians started waving the actual embarrassing records that proved there were only one and a half million mixed races and faiths who died from malnutrition and typhus - and not Zyklon B gas.”
So, Western critics and jurists are now asking in light of this current fascist attempt to drastically edit – if not totally obscure or eradicate the record of the past - what are the motives? Is the whole cloth fabric of the Holohoax fairy tale tapestry starting to come apart around the edges of the weave?
The foundation and UN-recognition of the illegal state of Israel – an enormous political and financial fraud – was only made possible due the alleged Holohoax – those purported atrocities and the genocide visited on the Jews of Europe by the Nazi regime inside their forced labour concentration camps. Let us not overlook the fact that today, even more so than in the past, the mere mention of the Holohoax and the term ‘anti-Semite’ is enough to stifle criticism of the belligerent Israeli regime and their crimes - but does not quite carry sufficient potency to negatively affect the burgeoning international Boycotts, Sanctions and Divestment campaign.
Now Western minds are of an opinion the Holohoax deception was spawned by scheming Ashkenazi Jews of convenience – agents of the Rothshite crime syndicate - to generate a Western guilt complex of whom the principal beneficiary would be the rogue state of Israel – issued with an international ‘Get Away with Anything’ ticket to legalise the homicidal actions of the rabid Zionist maniacs.
One of the controversial books to be tossed into the bonfire’s inferno, ‘Taking the Civil Road’, which while being erroneously approved for school use in August 2011, has now been castigated and condemned to the flames for its record of the treatment dished out to the Palestinian population in 1948 – recounting how they were forced to flee when Israel was founded by Abraham Stern’s psycho group, and the Haganah and Irgun terrorist gangs.
The book further places blame for the frayed relations between Jewish and Arab citizens on the ultra-Zionist Knesset, citing for example its lack of a constitution and the free range, criminal expropriation of Palestinian lands from 1948 to the present day – then turns to focus on the occupied West Bank with its plethora of fascist road blocks and check points - and too the brutality visited on the marginalised, hapless Arab-Muslim population by both the IDF’s psychos and the illegal Israeli settlers.
As pointed out in an editorial in this week’s issue of the Shovrim Shtika Review, the chapter dealing with the besieging of the Gaza Strip and the illegal incarceration of the Palestinian population behind the racist Great Apartheid Wall - in a state of continual daily privation and being subjected to repeated ethnic cleansing military assaults by the IDF and their slow-cook ‘Final Solution’ genocide campaigns, actually reads like a war crime indictment that could be used as documentary evidence against the outlaw pariah Zionist state in the canny hands of a sharp prosecuting advocate at a Nuremberg style War Crimes Tribunal.
Hmmm, little wonder it’s book-burning time - but they can't hide the damning and shameful truth that stands out in plain sight for the world to gaze upon in disgust.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known ‘hasbara’ infested war zone and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Friday, 27 April 2012
Cabbage Patch Dave Overworked
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Posh Dave Scameron spit the dummy with press hacks yesterday and soundly rejected accusations that he’s ‘a lazy twat’ – instead fielding a defence that if it wasn’t for taking his daily Irish power naps in the Cabinet Office and regular mini-breaks then he’d end up like Gordon ‘Incapability’ Brown – “a complete tosser – shagged out and good for nothing – which is when political leaders are apt to make some very bad judgements – such as sanctioning the illegal invasion of Iraq, having Dr David Kelly ‘suicided’ and elevating Peter ‘Vermin in Ermine’ Scandalson to the House of Lords then making him Business Secretary.”
Posh Dave continued: "Really, the sodding public have got to see my side of the argument. Surely it’s got to be possible to be a half-arsed decent husband, a good Dad that reads the kids a bedtime story about how Lord Rothshite got to be so rich - and a reasonable Prime Minister at the same time – even though Tony Bliar and Gordon failed miserably on all three counts.”
Scameron dismissed claims he is too relaxed in Downing Street, telling Baz McSkanger from the red top Daily Shitraker gutter press tabloid "It certainly doesn't feel that way from my end of the equation. Sammy kicks me out of bed as soon as the alarm goes off at 5:30 and I’m at the kitchen table working away like one of those kids in a Third World sweat shop that we see on the TV.”
“I’m absolutely driven by the government's mission, which is all about rewarding people who – like myself – work very hard and don’t just sit around drinking coffee and talking bullshit – and here you can quote me – such as Ed Millipede and New Labour’s gang of losers on the opposition benches.”
“Being top dog in Downing Street and the House of Conmans is no fun as you’re forever involved in a leg-cocking pissing contest to remark your territory. It’s a 24/7 job where I’m flat out like a lizard drinking and banging my head on the wall - especially when you have that little Kenyan git, Barky Obama, ringing up from the White House in the middle of the damn night saying it’s Britain’s turn to sell arms to the Syrian rebels – and we’re not doing enough to promote the war on terror like Mossad and the CIA.”
“Believe me, the MI5 and MI6 intelligence services are hard pushed to concoct any more convincing terrorist plots since that barmy ricin bomb scare they came up with got laughed to death. Then we had those false flag attacks on the London tube system on 7/7 which were so amateurish and transparent with them planting the C4 explosives underneath the carriages and claiming it was black pepper and peroxide– especially when Mohammed al Patsy and the other stupid stooges they’d recruited from some madrassa in Leeds missed their train and showed up at Canary Wharf to grass to the newspapers when they were supposed to be dead already.”
“How Bliar wriggled out of that one and managed to get them all double-tapped and body bagged and nothing in the media is a credit to the slimy, lying prat.”
“I mean, if people think I’ve got it cushy, how would you react if the Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo calls up while you’re out on a pheasant shoot or riding to hounds, just to complain that someone made an anti-Semitic comment on the BBC’s prime time Latter Day War Crimes programme and he wants me to pass a law making the Boycotts, Divestment and Sanctions for Palestine campaign an offence – then labels me a Holohoax denier when I tell him Britain’s a democracy and unlike Israel has a policy of allowing free speech.”
“The next bloody thing I’ve got Baron Rothshite on the phone as well – or one of his crime syndicate heavies - accusing me of being rude to Nuttyahoo – and reminding me that Churchill never apologised to the Board of Jewish Deputies for refusing to bomb Auschwitz.”
“Then, same as last night, to cap it all, Chancellor Osborne rings up while I'm in bed - just as Samantha’s feeding me more Viagra and doing her best to get my willy to stand up and pay attention - and says that horrid French witch Christine Legarde has faxed him from Brussels and she wants another £10 zillion quid for our IMF commitments – or else. So first thing the next morning I’ve got to present myself at the Bank of England – on bended knees again – and beg my old school chum, Governor Robin Gitt, to put his lads on overtime, do a spot of quantitative easing, and print up a couple of hundred billion £££ nicker to tide us over.”
“Next I get another slap in the face this morning when some civil service dogsbody from Trade & Industry comes barging into the Cabinet Office and drops a bombshell that according to the latest figures from the National Statistics Office, Broken Britain’s sunk back into recession.”
“I kid you not, it’s damn annoying to have a bunch of unemployed oicks referring to me as a ‘first class twat’ behind my back as I’m big mates with Rupert Mudrock and Rebekah Wade - and spreading nasty rumours that my constituency isn’t really Shitney but the Rothshite’s Fortune 500 corporations.
“Then on Monday my e-mail box was overflowing with subversive missives from all quarters, calling me a ‘useless tosspot’ for sanctioning an extra bank holiday last year for Wills and Kate Middleclass’s wedding, and another for Queen Lizzie’s Diamond Jubilee but vetoing one for St George’s Day.”
“Seriously, some days I get the urge to say ‘Sod it!’ and defect over to the Opposition benches with Ed Millipede and take it easy. They’ve got it cushy right now as all they do is whinge at our failings then sit back and chew the duckfat and fill in their expense claims forms.”
Thought for the day: The gospel according to the Commons Public Administration Committee claims a lack of strategic thinking by the Libservatives is leading to a "patch and mend" approach to policy-making, just the same as the bodged job applied to fixing Broken Britain’s pot-holed roads with Tarmite.
Hence the Libservative Coalition is viewed by astute observers and canny analysts alike – and too the general voting demographic – as the political equivalent of Scrapheap Challenge.
As to the celebration of St George’s Day in our once-Merrie England – unlike St Taffy’s Day in Welsh Wales , St Mick’s Day in Ireland, and St Jock’s Day in Scotland – our national hero’s day passes by largely unnoticed as while the poxy government sanction an extra bank holiday for Wills and Kate Middleclass’s wedding – and too for Queen Lizzie’s Diamond Jubilee – our iconic paladin who slew the nasty, old fire-belching dragon (no, not Gorgonzilla, the equally-grotesque chain-smoking Duchess of Cornhole) gets short shrift and forgotten.
To wit, fuck Scameron’s platitudes and his Big Society pet social engineering project - and the Tory’s banner slogan that “we’re all up shitcreek together”.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Posh Dave Scameron spit the dummy with press hacks yesterday and soundly rejected accusations that he’s ‘a lazy twat’ – instead fielding a defence that if it wasn’t for taking his daily Irish power naps in the Cabinet Office and regular mini-breaks then he’d end up like Gordon ‘Incapability’ Brown – “a complete tosser – shagged out and good for nothing – which is when political leaders are apt to make some very bad judgements – such as sanctioning the illegal invasion of Iraq, having Dr David Kelly ‘suicided’ and elevating Peter ‘Vermin in Ermine’ Scandalson to the House of Lords then making him Business Secretary.”
Posh Dave continued: "Really, the sodding public have got to see my side of the argument. Surely it’s got to be possible to be a half-arsed decent husband, a good Dad that reads the kids a bedtime story about how Lord Rothshite got to be so rich - and a reasonable Prime Minister at the same time – even though Tony Bliar and Gordon failed miserably on all three counts.”
Scameron dismissed claims he is too relaxed in Downing Street, telling Baz McSkanger from the red top Daily Shitraker gutter press tabloid "It certainly doesn't feel that way from my end of the equation. Sammy kicks me out of bed as soon as the alarm goes off at 5:30 and I’m at the kitchen table working away like one of those kids in a Third World sweat shop that we see on the TV.”
“I’m absolutely driven by the government's mission, which is all about rewarding people who – like myself – work very hard and don’t just sit around drinking coffee and talking bullshit – and here you can quote me – such as Ed Millipede and New Labour’s gang of losers on the opposition benches.”
“Being top dog in Downing Street and the House of Conmans is no fun as you’re forever involved in a leg-cocking pissing contest to remark your territory. It’s a 24/7 job where I’m flat out like a lizard drinking and banging my head on the wall - especially when you have that little Kenyan git, Barky Obama, ringing up from the White House in the middle of the damn night saying it’s Britain’s turn to sell arms to the Syrian rebels – and we’re not doing enough to promote the war on terror like Mossad and the CIA.”
“Believe me, the MI5 and MI6 intelligence services are hard pushed to concoct any more convincing terrorist plots since that barmy ricin bomb scare they came up with got laughed to death. Then we had those false flag attacks on the London tube system on 7/7 which were so amateurish and transparent with them planting the C4 explosives underneath the carriages and claiming it was black pepper and peroxide– especially when Mohammed al Patsy and the other stupid stooges they’d recruited from some madrassa in Leeds missed their train and showed up at Canary Wharf to grass to the newspapers when they were supposed to be dead already.”
“How Bliar wriggled out of that one and managed to get them all double-tapped and body bagged and nothing in the media is a credit to the slimy, lying prat.”
“I mean, if people think I’ve got it cushy, how would you react if the Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo calls up while you’re out on a pheasant shoot or riding to hounds, just to complain that someone made an anti-Semitic comment on the BBC’s prime time Latter Day War Crimes programme and he wants me to pass a law making the Boycotts, Divestment and Sanctions for Palestine campaign an offence – then labels me a Holohoax denier when I tell him Britain’s a democracy and unlike Israel has a policy of allowing free speech.”
“The next bloody thing I’ve got Baron Rothshite on the phone as well – or one of his crime syndicate heavies - accusing me of being rude to Nuttyahoo – and reminding me that Churchill never apologised to the Board of Jewish Deputies for refusing to bomb Auschwitz.”
“Then, same as last night, to cap it all, Chancellor Osborne rings up while I'm in bed - just as Samantha’s feeding me more Viagra and doing her best to get my willy to stand up and pay attention - and says that horrid French witch Christine Legarde has faxed him from Brussels and she wants another £10 zillion quid for our IMF commitments – or else. So first thing the next morning I’ve got to present myself at the Bank of England – on bended knees again – and beg my old school chum, Governor Robin Gitt, to put his lads on overtime, do a spot of quantitative easing, and print up a couple of hundred billion £££ nicker to tide us over.”
“Next I get another slap in the face this morning when some civil service dogsbody from Trade & Industry comes barging into the Cabinet Office and drops a bombshell that according to the latest figures from the National Statistics Office, Broken Britain’s sunk back into recession.”
“I kid you not, it’s damn annoying to have a bunch of unemployed oicks referring to me as a ‘first class twat’ behind my back as I’m big mates with Rupert Mudrock and Rebekah Wade - and spreading nasty rumours that my constituency isn’t really Shitney but the Rothshite’s Fortune 500 corporations.
“Then on Monday my e-mail box was overflowing with subversive missives from all quarters, calling me a ‘useless tosspot’ for sanctioning an extra bank holiday last year for Wills and Kate Middleclass’s wedding, and another for Queen Lizzie’s Diamond Jubilee but vetoing one for St George’s Day.”
“Seriously, some days I get the urge to say ‘Sod it!’ and defect over to the Opposition benches with Ed Millipede and take it easy. They’ve got it cushy right now as all they do is whinge at our failings then sit back and chew the duckfat and fill in their expense claims forms.”
Thought for the day: The gospel according to the Commons Public Administration Committee claims a lack of strategic thinking by the Libservatives is leading to a "patch and mend" approach to policy-making, just the same as the bodged job applied to fixing Broken Britain’s pot-holed roads with Tarmite.
Hence the Libservative Coalition is viewed by astute observers and canny analysts alike – and too the general voting demographic – as the political equivalent of Scrapheap Challenge.
As to the celebration of St George’s Day in our once-Merrie England – unlike St Taffy’s Day in Welsh Wales , St Mick’s Day in Ireland, and St Jock’s Day in Scotland – our national hero’s day passes by largely unnoticed as while the poxy government sanction an extra bank holiday for Wills and Kate Middleclass’s wedding – and too for Queen Lizzie’s Diamond Jubilee – our iconic paladin who slew the nasty, old fire-belching dragon (no, not Gorgonzilla, the equally-grotesque chain-smoking Duchess of Cornhole) gets short shrift and forgotten.
To wit, fuck Scameron’s platitudes and his Big Society pet social engineering project - and the Tory’s banner slogan that “we’re all up shitcreek together”.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Obama Gags Media on Syrian Terrorists
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The Kenyan cuckoo impostor currently squatting in the White House Oval Office under the pretence he’s an American citizen has now thrown his ridiculous pantomime Hope & Change hypocrisy to the four winds – along with any chance of ever seeing a genuine US birth certificate - and issued yet another constitution trampling executive order – this one declaring Syria a national emergency zone and outlawing any and all media reporting on the homicidal activities of the foreign-funded mercenary terrorist rebels hired by Saudi Arabia and Qatar to kill every civilian old enough to bleed and bring about a Libya style ‘humanitarian intervention’ scenario - (which O’Barmy hailed as a success and a model for future imperialist interventions) - so the UN can finally sanction NATO to move in and bring down the incumbent Assad regime.
Apparently O’Barmy’s latest Executive Order is the brainchild (sic) of his rug-munching Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton and was signed into law just prior to her being hospitalised yesterday after having to be restrained by Secret Service agents as she ran around the White House, foaming at the mouth, ‘mooing’ and head-butting security staff.
Clinton has since been diagnosed as suffering from a severe case of Type II Mad Cow Disease – an affliction that doctors believe was contracted through eating Monsanto’s GM Frankenfood nano-burgers – and one which Washington political insiders claim has marred her judgement and decision-making abilities for several months already.
In response, political opposition critics have slammed the executive order, claiming this is the most unconstitutional power grab by the Obama administration since their last unconstitutional power grab - when the ‘Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act’ and the draconian ‘National Defence Authorization Act’ were ram-rodded through Congress faster than shit through a goose to boost the statutes of the Kafkaesque ‘Patriot Act’.
Hence to the dying shame of the gullible American public, yet another disastrous legal precedent is set with the suspension of freedom of press and freedom of speech by ‘Bathhouse Barry’s’ ZioNazi-dominated totalitarian administration under the false premise that human rights violations in Syria - and Iran - constitute a national emergency inside the continental United States.
The UK’s Zionist-stooge BBC threw their compliant two-penneth of support behind O’Barmy’s ‘executive order’ which is clearly meant to block social networking such as Facebook, Twitter and WikedLeaks being used to report or comment on the rebels - while doing what the BBC do best nowadays - hypocritically avoiding all reference to the outright suspension of Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Press.
O’Barmy, a ‘Nobel Peace Prize’ awardee, announced his new executive order along with a string of fresh sanctions against Iran and Syria - and to promote the administration’s use of human rights as a pretext for aggressive war and regime change - while on a photo-op’ visit to Washington’s Holohoax Memorial Museum this week.
Here the venal Kenyan-Indonesian charlatan, fresh from a full-reload of Neuro-Linguistic Programming by his controllers, used the opportunity to further the psychological propaganda campaign demonising the leaderships of Damascus and Tehran, citing disproved urban legends, faulty intelligence reports, flawed rhetoric and a stream of downright lies as the basis for foreign military intervention in their national, sovereign affairs.
The scheduling of this latest round of sanctions coincides with a series of EUSSR measures passed by Brussels compliant Zionist puppets and are aimed at crippling the Syrian and Iranian economies as the US and Israel finalise their preparations for a pre-emptive first strike against Iran to coincide with NATO intervention in Syria – and expedite regime changes in both sovereign states via the route of violent means – which will then draw Russia and China into the World War Three conflict so desired by the insane architects pushing the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion / New World Order agenda to its sanguine conclusion.
Thought for the day. No laughing, but the Kenyan cuckoo used his Holohoax Museum speech to announce the expanded deployment of US Special Operations troops in Central Africa - ostensibly to assist in the hunt for the Lord’s Resistance Army led by Joseph Kony – and the creation of a new Atrocities Prevention Board – whose panel, chaired by the ginger-mingin psycho Samantha Power - is to be tasked with conjuring rhetoric over logic and reality to justify and promote the US’s Foreign Policy Initiative programme of neo-imperialist military interventions in the name of protecting civilian life and human rights.
Too, beware the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act of 2011 (CISPA) now laid before Congress, that will sanction the US government to monitor and block all forms of electronic communications – and that the Internet henceforth utilized to repress the nation’s citizens - and no longer empower them with information and a vehicle to challenge and criticise US policies – both foreign and domestic.
While certain determined - mayhap self-harming, suicidal sections of the US 99% are up in arms and demanding the abolition of the entire capitalist system and a restructuring of their society, there exists a confounding glitch in the perceptions of mass human consciousness that derails their understanding of what the fuck is actually going on in the world and works to their collective detriment. So, turn off the telly and get your ear to the ground.
Regardless, fuck the Rothshite’s AIPAC ZioNazi crime syndicate controlling the good ole US of A and their New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The Kenyan cuckoo impostor currently squatting in the White House Oval Office under the pretence he’s an American citizen has now thrown his ridiculous pantomime Hope & Change hypocrisy to the four winds – along with any chance of ever seeing a genuine US birth certificate - and issued yet another constitution trampling executive order – this one declaring Syria a national emergency zone and outlawing any and all media reporting on the homicidal activities of the foreign-funded mercenary terrorist rebels hired by Saudi Arabia and Qatar to kill every civilian old enough to bleed and bring about a Libya style ‘humanitarian intervention’ scenario - (which O’Barmy hailed as a success and a model for future imperialist interventions) - so the UN can finally sanction NATO to move in and bring down the incumbent Assad regime.
Apparently O’Barmy’s latest Executive Order is the brainchild (sic) of his rug-munching Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton and was signed into law just prior to her being hospitalised yesterday after having to be restrained by Secret Service agents as she ran around the White House, foaming at the mouth, ‘mooing’ and head-butting security staff.
Clinton has since been diagnosed as suffering from a severe case of Type II Mad Cow Disease – an affliction that doctors believe was contracted through eating Monsanto’s GM Frankenfood nano-burgers – and one which Washington political insiders claim has marred her judgement and decision-making abilities for several months already.
In response, political opposition critics have slammed the executive order, claiming this is the most unconstitutional power grab by the Obama administration since their last unconstitutional power grab - when the ‘Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act’ and the draconian ‘National Defence Authorization Act’ were ram-rodded through Congress faster than shit through a goose to boost the statutes of the Kafkaesque ‘Patriot Act’.
Hence to the dying shame of the gullible American public, yet another disastrous legal precedent is set with the suspension of freedom of press and freedom of speech by ‘Bathhouse Barry’s’ ZioNazi-dominated totalitarian administration under the false premise that human rights violations in Syria - and Iran - constitute a national emergency inside the continental United States.
The UK’s Zionist-stooge BBC threw their compliant two-penneth of support behind O’Barmy’s ‘executive order’ which is clearly meant to block social networking such as Facebook, Twitter and WikedLeaks being used to report or comment on the rebels - while doing what the BBC do best nowadays - hypocritically avoiding all reference to the outright suspension of Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Press.
O’Barmy, a ‘Nobel Peace Prize’ awardee, announced his new executive order along with a string of fresh sanctions against Iran and Syria - and to promote the administration’s use of human rights as a pretext for aggressive war and regime change - while on a photo-op’ visit to Washington’s Holohoax Memorial Museum this week.
Here the venal Kenyan-Indonesian charlatan, fresh from a full-reload of Neuro-Linguistic Programming by his controllers, used the opportunity to further the psychological propaganda campaign demonising the leaderships of Damascus and Tehran, citing disproved urban legends, faulty intelligence reports, flawed rhetoric and a stream of downright lies as the basis for foreign military intervention in their national, sovereign affairs.
The scheduling of this latest round of sanctions coincides with a series of EUSSR measures passed by Brussels compliant Zionist puppets and are aimed at crippling the Syrian and Iranian economies as the US and Israel finalise their preparations for a pre-emptive first strike against Iran to coincide with NATO intervention in Syria – and expedite regime changes in both sovereign states via the route of violent means – which will then draw Russia and China into the World War Three conflict so desired by the insane architects pushing the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion / New World Order agenda to its sanguine conclusion.
Thought for the day. No laughing, but the Kenyan cuckoo used his Holohoax Museum speech to announce the expanded deployment of US Special Operations troops in Central Africa - ostensibly to assist in the hunt for the Lord’s Resistance Army led by Joseph Kony – and the creation of a new Atrocities Prevention Board – whose panel, chaired by the ginger-mingin psycho Samantha Power - is to be tasked with conjuring rhetoric over logic and reality to justify and promote the US’s Foreign Policy Initiative programme of neo-imperialist military interventions in the name of protecting civilian life and human rights.
Too, beware the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act of 2011 (CISPA) now laid before Congress, that will sanction the US government to monitor and block all forms of electronic communications – and that the Internet henceforth utilized to repress the nation’s citizens - and no longer empower them with information and a vehicle to challenge and criticise US policies – both foreign and domestic.
While certain determined - mayhap self-harming, suicidal sections of the US 99% are up in arms and demanding the abolition of the entire capitalist system and a restructuring of their society, there exists a confounding glitch in the perceptions of mass human consciousness that derails their understanding of what the fuck is actually going on in the world and works to their collective detriment. So, turn off the telly and get your ear to the ground.
Regardless, fuck the Rothshite’s AIPAC ZioNazi crime syndicate controlling the good ole US of A and their New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 26 April 2012
Mudrock’s News Corp an ‘Evil Empire’
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Culture Secretary Jeremy Kunt, the incumbent Tory MP for Slurrey, has rejected calls from the New Labour opposition benches to resign over allegations he personally kissed Rupert Mudrock’s smelly Antipodean arse and accepted thirty pieces of silver as a bribe to privately support attempts by News Corporation to grasp full control of the BSkyB ‘Hackers Channel’ satellite TV station.
New Labour leader Ed Millipede told press hacks outside the House of Conmans this morning that emails provided by whistle-blowers working for Ox-Rat, the snitch and grassers government abuse watchdog charity, and presented in evidence to the witch hunting Leveson Inquiry proved Secretary Kunt had been a back channel lobbyist promoting News Corps commercial interests and exploited his quasi-judicial role rather than being impartial.
"Kunt should resign. He boasted his duty was to be transparent, impartial and fair in the BSkyB takeover - but now we learn from hacked e-mails and text messages that he was providing advice, guidance and privileged access to the manky Mudrocks.”
A string of e-mail print-outs scavenged from the Levenson Inquiry office’s trash can by Bernie the Binman, all relating to press standards, suggests there was a steady flow of information from the culture secretary's office to News Corp advisers when the firm was bidding to take over BSkyB.
In one, Candida Mingerot, head of public affairs at News Corp, informed the company’s head honcho, James Mudrock, she had received an e-mail from Secretary Kunt advising he would be only too pleased to present the BSkyB bid to Parliament in a most favourable light – on the condition that he received a full Sky Sports TV package as a reward.
In a pathetic display of innocence, Kunt claims he has now requested Lord Justice Leveson to bring forward his appearance at the inquiry. He had been scheduled to give evidence, along with other politicians - including Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron, in July of 2015.
Kunt informed salivating press hacks "Now is not a time for kneejerk reactions. We've heard one side of the story today but some of the evidence reported meetings and conversations that simply can’t be proved as I deleted the e-mails. Rather than jump on a political back-stabbing bandwagon, let’s hear what my old Masonic lodge mate Lord Justice Leveson thinks after he's heard my side of the story."
In June 2010, News Corp had been bidding to take over the 61% of the BSkyB Hackers Channel satellite TV network it didn’t already own but was stymied when in November of that year Business Secretary Vince Cable directed the media regulator Ofcom to investigate the potential anti-trust impact of the deal on media plurality.
However, when Cable was stripped of the role in December 2010, having had his e-mails and phone messages hacked and it was leaked that he thought Rupert Mudrock was a ‘nasty old twat’ and publicly declared war on the evil empire that constituted News Corp – Secretary Kunt assumed responsibility for overseeing the BSkyB bid – until Karma kicked into gear and the company abandoned the bid in July 2011 after the Screws of the World phone-hacking scandal hit the headlines and the Met’s Plod Squad detectives arrested every fucker and their dog that had ever worked for News International on suspicion of breaking some law or the other related to the Data Protection Act 1998.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Culture Secretary Jeremy Kunt, the incumbent Tory MP for Slurrey, has rejected calls from the New Labour opposition benches to resign over allegations he personally kissed Rupert Mudrock’s smelly Antipodean arse and accepted thirty pieces of silver as a bribe to privately support attempts by News Corporation to grasp full control of the BSkyB ‘Hackers Channel’ satellite TV station.
New Labour leader Ed Millipede told press hacks outside the House of Conmans this morning that emails provided by whistle-blowers working for Ox-Rat, the snitch and grassers government abuse watchdog charity, and presented in evidence to the witch hunting Leveson Inquiry proved Secretary Kunt had been a back channel lobbyist promoting News Corps commercial interests and exploited his quasi-judicial role rather than being impartial.
"Kunt should resign. He boasted his duty was to be transparent, impartial and fair in the BSkyB takeover - but now we learn from hacked e-mails and text messages that he was providing advice, guidance and privileged access to the manky Mudrocks.”
A string of e-mail print-outs scavenged from the Levenson Inquiry office’s trash can by Bernie the Binman, all relating to press standards, suggests there was a steady flow of information from the culture secretary's office to News Corp advisers when the firm was bidding to take over BSkyB.
In one, Candida Mingerot, head of public affairs at News Corp, informed the company’s head honcho, James Mudrock, she had received an e-mail from Secretary Kunt advising he would be only too pleased to present the BSkyB bid to Parliament in a most favourable light – on the condition that he received a full Sky Sports TV package as a reward.
In a pathetic display of innocence, Kunt claims he has now requested Lord Justice Leveson to bring forward his appearance at the inquiry. He had been scheduled to give evidence, along with other politicians - including Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron, in July of 2015.
Kunt informed salivating press hacks "Now is not a time for kneejerk reactions. We've heard one side of the story today but some of the evidence reported meetings and conversations that simply can’t be proved as I deleted the e-mails. Rather than jump on a political back-stabbing bandwagon, let’s hear what my old Masonic lodge mate Lord Justice Leveson thinks after he's heard my side of the story."
In June 2010, News Corp had been bidding to take over the 61% of the BSkyB Hackers Channel satellite TV network it didn’t already own but was stymied when in November of that year Business Secretary Vince Cable directed the media regulator Ofcom to investigate the potential anti-trust impact of the deal on media plurality.
However, when Cable was stripped of the role in December 2010, having had his e-mails and phone messages hacked and it was leaked that he thought Rupert Mudrock was a ‘nasty old twat’ and publicly declared war on the evil empire that constituted News Corp – Secretary Kunt assumed responsibility for overseeing the BSkyB bid – until Karma kicked into gear and the company abandoned the bid in July 2011 after the Screws of the World phone-hacking scandal hit the headlines and the Met’s Plod Squad detectives arrested every fucker and their dog that had ever worked for News International on suspicion of breaking some law or the other related to the Data Protection Act 1998.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Pukesham Cop Social Cleansing Charges
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Posh Dave Scameron’s Libservative Coalition government went into ‘backs to the wall’ mode in defending its fatally-flawed housing benefit cap yesterday after it emerged London's Pukesham Council authority was conspiring to transmigrate blocks of ‘useless eater’ peasant class families on welfare some 160 miles north to Stoke-on-Trent.
Pukesham Council now stands accused of human rights abuses due conducting a social cleansing campaign against a marginalised section of the community - a charge Mayor Ron Scumm responded to with the counter that the government’s austerity measures and slashing of housing benefit had pushed welfare claimants out of expensive parts of London to Pukesham which did not have enough room on its landfill sites for the legions of homeless squatters.
“It’s all Chancellor Osborne’s bloody fault wiv his welfare reforms an’ introducin’ weekly caps on housing benefit of £25 quid fer a one-bedroom en suite cardboard box under the railway arches an’ £90 quid fer a three-bedroom garden shed on the canal bank.”
Conversely housing minister Grant Shatt, the incumbent Tory MP for Welwyn Twatfield, informed press hacks that there was no shortage of lean-to’s and sheds on Pukesham’ s garden allotments and suggested Mayor Scumm and his Labour-dominated council were playing politics ahead of the May scheduled local elections.
“This is a social cleansing move on the council’s part to get rid of undesirables before the onset of the Olympic Games and meet the housing accommodation demands of a buoyant yuppies market who have jobs and can pay six months rent up front.”
Pukesham Council runs one of the poorest boroughs in the known Universe yet is now home to the new 500-acre Olympic Park - which social activists claim could be turned into a massive squatter’s housing site to accommodate thousands of homeless families once the fortnight-long 2012 ‘Games’ are over and done with.
In a desperate bid to reach a ‘final solution’ to their homeless problems, Pukesham Council have contacted the Born Losers Housing Association in Stoke-on-Trent, offering them the unenviable ‘opportunity’ to set up a Palestinian style refugee camp in one of their open green spaces – farmland or flood plains - for 500 disaffected families currently bleeding the council coffers dry with their housing benefit claims.
However while recognising the paradox that the gap between market rents and the housing allowance is a divide of Biblical proportions, the chief executive officer for the Born Losers group, Fellattia van der Gamm, focused on the negative factor that such a move could mark the start of thousands of needy people being dumped on someone else’s doorstep with no approved plan for their support or welfare.
“Stoke! Que? Excuse me, but WTF? Stoke already has its own unemployment and homeless problems due past and present government’s insane globalisation and outsourcing policies without adding to them with a bunch of economic exiles from London. Why should our social services – the medical, education and justice systems – be burdened with a gang of beggars that Pukesham Council want to see the back of?”
“The question is, what’s next on the agenda might we inquire – ethnic cleansing of the unemployed and homeless? Euthanasia for the sickies and disabled and anyone who’s a bit intellectually challenged? Sorry, we’re not getting ourselves involved in this festering, potential human rights abuse scandal.”
Mrs Winnebago Jaffacake, a 22-year old single mother of six who arrived in the UK from Albania last year and has been squatting in a Pukesham telephone booth since Christmas with her children, spoke to the media on hearing the news she was being trucked north to Staffordshire, asking “Are they civilised in this Stoke place or cannibals? Do they speak English and have Boris Bikes and a Pikey Pete’s Emporium? Are the streets paved with gold – or full of potholes like London’s?”
Thought for the day. Pukesham Council’s proposal is reminiscent of the venal ‘transmigration’ policies imposed by such Third World dictatorships as per Indonesia under that evil old kleptomaniac President Suharto. During the misrule of his despotic regime, entire village populations were forcibly uprooted from Java to East Kalimantan – the arsehole of the Universe - as a more humane alternative to murdering his political opponents and any other fucker and their dog who disagreed with the graft and corruption-ridden government.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Posh Dave Scameron’s Libservative Coalition government went into ‘backs to the wall’ mode in defending its fatally-flawed housing benefit cap yesterday after it emerged London's Pukesham Council authority was conspiring to transmigrate blocks of ‘useless eater’ peasant class families on welfare some 160 miles north to Stoke-on-Trent.
Pukesham Council now stands accused of human rights abuses due conducting a social cleansing campaign against a marginalised section of the community - a charge Mayor Ron Scumm responded to with the counter that the government’s austerity measures and slashing of housing benefit had pushed welfare claimants out of expensive parts of London to Pukesham which did not have enough room on its landfill sites for the legions of homeless squatters.
“It’s all Chancellor Osborne’s bloody fault wiv his welfare reforms an’ introducin’ weekly caps on housing benefit of £25 quid fer a one-bedroom en suite cardboard box under the railway arches an’ £90 quid fer a three-bedroom garden shed on the canal bank.”
Conversely housing minister Grant Shatt, the incumbent Tory MP for Welwyn Twatfield, informed press hacks that there was no shortage of lean-to’s and sheds on Pukesham’ s garden allotments and suggested Mayor Scumm and his Labour-dominated council were playing politics ahead of the May scheduled local elections.
“This is a social cleansing move on the council’s part to get rid of undesirables before the onset of the Olympic Games and meet the housing accommodation demands of a buoyant yuppies market who have jobs and can pay six months rent up front.”
Pukesham Council runs one of the poorest boroughs in the known Universe yet is now home to the new 500-acre Olympic Park - which social activists claim could be turned into a massive squatter’s housing site to accommodate thousands of homeless families once the fortnight-long 2012 ‘Games’ are over and done with.
In a desperate bid to reach a ‘final solution’ to their homeless problems, Pukesham Council have contacted the Born Losers Housing Association in Stoke-on-Trent, offering them the unenviable ‘opportunity’ to set up a Palestinian style refugee camp in one of their open green spaces – farmland or flood plains - for 500 disaffected families currently bleeding the council coffers dry with their housing benefit claims.
However while recognising the paradox that the gap between market rents and the housing allowance is a divide of Biblical proportions, the chief executive officer for the Born Losers group, Fellattia van der Gamm, focused on the negative factor that such a move could mark the start of thousands of needy people being dumped on someone else’s doorstep with no approved plan for their support or welfare.
“Stoke! Que? Excuse me, but WTF? Stoke already has its own unemployment and homeless problems due past and present government’s insane globalisation and outsourcing policies without adding to them with a bunch of economic exiles from London. Why should our social services – the medical, education and justice systems – be burdened with a gang of beggars that Pukesham Council want to see the back of?”
“The question is, what’s next on the agenda might we inquire – ethnic cleansing of the unemployed and homeless? Euthanasia for the sickies and disabled and anyone who’s a bit intellectually challenged? Sorry, we’re not getting ourselves involved in this festering, potential human rights abuse scandal.”
Mrs Winnebago Jaffacake, a 22-year old single mother of six who arrived in the UK from Albania last year and has been squatting in a Pukesham telephone booth since Christmas with her children, spoke to the media on hearing the news she was being trucked north to Staffordshire, asking “Are they civilised in this Stoke place or cannibals? Do they speak English and have Boris Bikes and a Pikey Pete’s Emporium? Are the streets paved with gold – or full of potholes like London’s?”
Thought for the day. Pukesham Council’s proposal is reminiscent of the venal ‘transmigration’ policies imposed by such Third World dictatorships as per Indonesia under that evil old kleptomaniac President Suharto. During the misrule of his despotic regime, entire village populations were forcibly uprooted from Java to East Kalimantan – the arsehole of the Universe - as a more humane alternative to murdering his political opponents and any other fucker and their dog who disagreed with the graft and corruption-ridden government.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Wednesday, 25 April 2012
Scameron Claims Libservative Coalition ‘Sound’
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Due a synaptic pothole in his cerebral cortex causing a lapse in his customary practiced sophistry, Broken Britain’s incumbent PM, Posh Dave Scameron, a subservient Rothshite crime syndicate Zionist marionette, finally loses his grip on actual reality, goes into self-deception mode and claims that the Tory’s marriage of convenience ‘Libservative Coalition’ partnership with Nick ‘Sell-Out’ Clegg and his Lib-Dum Turncoat Party is a great success and able to stand the ravages of political in-fighting and the daily bombardments of insults and home truths from their New Labour opposition led by Ed Millipede and his gang of losers.
Speaking to one press hack from the Daily Shitraker, Scameron insisted that the government is united, in spite of a loose-lips slip from the Tory Party co-chairman Sir Armitage Shanks suggesting that a coalition with the Librarian Dummercrats was the biggest political fuck up since Neville Chamberlain’s ‘Policy of Appeasement’ provided Hitler with an excuse to not only annex Austria and the Sudetenland but also invade Poland.
Such negative comments follow heated debates and protracted wrangling over plans to restructure the NHS in England so that GPs gain greater power to waste money and private firms can pursue the acceptable Third World practice of paying ‘facilitation fees’ (bribes) when competing for contracts to provide services and flog Big Pharma’s toxic vaccines and not-fit-for-purpose drugs.
On top of this quagmire of conflict are niggling disagreements over the pledged EUSSR membership referendum, the hiking of further education tuition fees, muddled terrorist legislation, and the one-sided US-UK extradition treaty still threatening the likes of UFO hacker Garry McKinnon but due asinine EUSSR human rights regulations being rendered impotent to deport the Muslim terrorist cleric Captain Hook and his pirate gang.
In addition we have the Lords reform bill, higher income tax threshold rates, soaring fuel prices and utility bills, welfare benefits slashed, draconian Big Brother surveillance laws – and not forgetting that main bone of political contention – VAT and the ‘Pasty Tax’.
Then, to cap it all, former Lib Dum leader Lord Cashdown has had the gall to publicly raise concerns over the perverse strategy of the Tories to introduce legislation to allow GCHQ and the bent security services to monitor the common herd demographics’ boring phone calls, e-mails and text messages without warrants or restraint.
In recent weeks the Cabinet Office’s simmering cauldron of discontent has come close to boiling over, with several Lib Dum MPs raising concerns regarding Conservative Chancellor George Osborne's decision to lower the top rate of income tax from 50 pence in the pound to 45 pence simply to please zillionaire Tory Cabinet ministers and the party’s super-rich offshore tax haven donors - such as the notorious penny-pinching Lord Scumm of Belize who spends most of his time in a housing benefit funded council flat in east London’s Slumborough Hamlets yet still claims expatriate status to avoid HMRC income tax.
On Monday, Tory Party co-Chairperson Baroness Seedy Warthog informed the BBC’s Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr during an interview on his prime time ‘You’ll Never Believe It’ programme that the Conservatives were delivering a clear policy direction but then the Lib Dum’s naïve political principles regarding neo-imperialist expansionism in the Mid-East and Africa - and the implementing of the New World Order schedule and the Agenda 21 mass population cull - was a potential source of future conflicts.
Asked about the Lib Dum’s Business Secretary Vince Cable's criticism of the government's decision to cap tax relief on charitable donations, Warthog replied: “Actually in Vince’s case, he needs to think about checking into one of those nice retirement homes where care workers in white coats come round and make you cups of tea and nod their heads when you complain – then go ‘tut-tut’ and give you a swift slap round the head as the CCTV camera swings in the other direction.”
Baroness Warthog, getting into the swing of her customary back-stabbing routine, then likened the Lib Dum’s party president, Tim Ferret, who has criticised every Coalition policy to date, as a bad episode of Come Dine With Me.
"Really, I don't think it's nice for people to come along, sit at your table, eat your food and then slag you off in the cab home by saying the meal tasted like dogshit. I ask you, who knows what dogshit tastes like? But that is what Mr Ferret is saying – that the Tories are a pile of dogshit – and that is not conducive to a productive partnership."
Conversely, Scabby Bertin, Scameron’s Downing Street spokeswoman, informed gutter press hacks that during Wednesday's cabinet meeting there had been an actual all-out mutual agreement which indicated that the fantasy ‘marriage of convenience’ Coalition was working well. Apparently when the shout went up for a lunch break everybody voted for fish and chips from Pikey Pete’s Seafood Emporium on Whitehall - and gave a unanimous thumbs down to a round robin order of kebabs from Achmed’s Chew n Spew on Richmond Terrace – as they all had a dose of the screaming shits following the last evening session’s take-away.
In response, Baz McScally director of the government abuse monitor Scum-Watch opined to the media “It’s all a load of old bollocks really cos Mick Clogg an’ his Lib-Dums are all dyed-in-the-wool blue-nosed Tory defectors now.”
“If the country had bin run properly in the first place there wouldn’t be this effin’ mess of a Debtocracy caused through the mishandlin’ of the economy by Tony Bliar and Gordon Broon – an’ that manipulative venal twat Peter Scandalson – wot’s now vermin in ermine an’ sat in the Lords as a reward fer his crimes.”
“So that’s wot we’re up against – a Debtocracy an’ getting’ sucked dry by the Rothshite crime syndicate bankster’s an’ the vampire squid IMF. Then they’re selling off our once-sceptred isles resources an’ established public agencies ter privatised ‘profit-first and last’ corporations wot don’t give a flyin’ fuck about pro-bono or the British public.”
“Regardless of who’s runnin’ the place – Tories, Labour or Lib-Dums – all of them is gonna be fieldin’ an intrusive and authoritarian government and diving headlong inter a policy of EUSSR federalisation – an’ it’s gonna be water cannons an’ tear gas an’ baton rounds – an’ then jail fer the social activists and political opponents sufferin’ from oppositional defiance disorder.”
“An’ this is wot Scameron an’ his gang of tosspots are shit scared of. Their main threat perception right now is the common herd getting’ fed up ter the gills wiv the abysmal state of the nation an’ incite a violent rebellion ter drastically change the order of things – startin’ wiv the den of graft and corruption known as the House of Conmans – and that adjacent cesspit - the effin’ Lords.”
Thought for the day: The Lib-Dums. Beware the electorate’s collective wrath. For their duplicity they’ll all be out of a job come the next election.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Due a synaptic pothole in his cerebral cortex causing a lapse in his customary practiced sophistry, Broken Britain’s incumbent PM, Posh Dave Scameron, a subservient Rothshite crime syndicate Zionist marionette, finally loses his grip on actual reality, goes into self-deception mode and claims that the Tory’s marriage of convenience ‘Libservative Coalition’ partnership with Nick ‘Sell-Out’ Clegg and his Lib-Dum Turncoat Party is a great success and able to stand the ravages of political in-fighting and the daily bombardments of insults and home truths from their New Labour opposition led by Ed Millipede and his gang of losers.
Speaking to one press hack from the Daily Shitraker, Scameron insisted that the government is united, in spite of a loose-lips slip from the Tory Party co-chairman Sir Armitage Shanks suggesting that a coalition with the Librarian Dummercrats was the biggest political fuck up since Neville Chamberlain’s ‘Policy of Appeasement’ provided Hitler with an excuse to not only annex Austria and the Sudetenland but also invade Poland.
Such negative comments follow heated debates and protracted wrangling over plans to restructure the NHS in England so that GPs gain greater power to waste money and private firms can pursue the acceptable Third World practice of paying ‘facilitation fees’ (bribes) when competing for contracts to provide services and flog Big Pharma’s toxic vaccines and not-fit-for-purpose drugs.
On top of this quagmire of conflict are niggling disagreements over the pledged EUSSR membership referendum, the hiking of further education tuition fees, muddled terrorist legislation, and the one-sided US-UK extradition treaty still threatening the likes of UFO hacker Garry McKinnon but due asinine EUSSR human rights regulations being rendered impotent to deport the Muslim terrorist cleric Captain Hook and his pirate gang.
In addition we have the Lords reform bill, higher income tax threshold rates, soaring fuel prices and utility bills, welfare benefits slashed, draconian Big Brother surveillance laws – and not forgetting that main bone of political contention – VAT and the ‘Pasty Tax’.
Then, to cap it all, former Lib Dum leader Lord Cashdown has had the gall to publicly raise concerns over the perverse strategy of the Tories to introduce legislation to allow GCHQ and the bent security services to monitor the common herd demographics’ boring phone calls, e-mails and text messages without warrants or restraint.
In recent weeks the Cabinet Office’s simmering cauldron of discontent has come close to boiling over, with several Lib Dum MPs raising concerns regarding Conservative Chancellor George Osborne's decision to lower the top rate of income tax from 50 pence in the pound to 45 pence simply to please zillionaire Tory Cabinet ministers and the party’s super-rich offshore tax haven donors - such as the notorious penny-pinching Lord Scumm of Belize who spends most of his time in a housing benefit funded council flat in east London’s Slumborough Hamlets yet still claims expatriate status to avoid HMRC income tax.
On Monday, Tory Party co-Chairperson Baroness Seedy Warthog informed the BBC’s Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr during an interview on his prime time ‘You’ll Never Believe It’ programme that the Conservatives were delivering a clear policy direction but then the Lib Dum’s naïve political principles regarding neo-imperialist expansionism in the Mid-East and Africa - and the implementing of the New World Order schedule and the Agenda 21 mass population cull - was a potential source of future conflicts.
Asked about the Lib Dum’s Business Secretary Vince Cable's criticism of the government's decision to cap tax relief on charitable donations, Warthog replied: “Actually in Vince’s case, he needs to think about checking into one of those nice retirement homes where care workers in white coats come round and make you cups of tea and nod their heads when you complain – then go ‘tut-tut’ and give you a swift slap round the head as the CCTV camera swings in the other direction.”
Baroness Warthog, getting into the swing of her customary back-stabbing routine, then likened the Lib Dum’s party president, Tim Ferret, who has criticised every Coalition policy to date, as a bad episode of Come Dine With Me.
"Really, I don't think it's nice for people to come along, sit at your table, eat your food and then slag you off in the cab home by saying the meal tasted like dogshit. I ask you, who knows what dogshit tastes like? But that is what Mr Ferret is saying – that the Tories are a pile of dogshit – and that is not conducive to a productive partnership."
Conversely, Scabby Bertin, Scameron’s Downing Street spokeswoman, informed gutter press hacks that during Wednesday's cabinet meeting there had been an actual all-out mutual agreement which indicated that the fantasy ‘marriage of convenience’ Coalition was working well. Apparently when the shout went up for a lunch break everybody voted for fish and chips from Pikey Pete’s Seafood Emporium on Whitehall - and gave a unanimous thumbs down to a round robin order of kebabs from Achmed’s Chew n Spew on Richmond Terrace – as they all had a dose of the screaming shits following the last evening session’s take-away.
In response, Baz McScally director of the government abuse monitor Scum-Watch opined to the media “It’s all a load of old bollocks really cos Mick Clogg an’ his Lib-Dums are all dyed-in-the-wool blue-nosed Tory defectors now.”
“If the country had bin run properly in the first place there wouldn’t be this effin’ mess of a Debtocracy caused through the mishandlin’ of the economy by Tony Bliar and Gordon Broon – an’ that manipulative venal twat Peter Scandalson – wot’s now vermin in ermine an’ sat in the Lords as a reward fer his crimes.”
“So that’s wot we’re up against – a Debtocracy an’ getting’ sucked dry by the Rothshite crime syndicate bankster’s an’ the vampire squid IMF. Then they’re selling off our once-sceptred isles resources an’ established public agencies ter privatised ‘profit-first and last’ corporations wot don’t give a flyin’ fuck about pro-bono or the British public.”
“Regardless of who’s runnin’ the place – Tories, Labour or Lib-Dums – all of them is gonna be fieldin’ an intrusive and authoritarian government and diving headlong inter a policy of EUSSR federalisation – an’ it’s gonna be water cannons an’ tear gas an’ baton rounds – an’ then jail fer the social activists and political opponents sufferin’ from oppositional defiance disorder.”
“An’ this is wot Scameron an’ his gang of tosspots are shit scared of. Their main threat perception right now is the common herd getting’ fed up ter the gills wiv the abysmal state of the nation an’ incite a violent rebellion ter drastically change the order of things – startin’ wiv the den of graft and corruption known as the House of Conmans – and that adjacent cesspit - the effin’ Lords.”
Thought for the day: The Lib-Dums. Beware the electorate’s collective wrath. For their duplicity they’ll all be out of a job come the next election.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Beware: UK Education Gulags Nazified
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Irate parents have hit the roof and accused a girl’s high school in Yorkshire of imposing a dictatorial fascist regime of discipline after hundreds of children were slapped with detention penalties for failing to bring items such as hankies and pencil sharpeners to classes.
The Auschwitz Asbo Central Academy in horrid Huddersfield texted parents during the Easter break to inform them that children would henceforth receive mandatory detention punishments if they failed to bring their own desk and chair, a planner diary, pencils and a sharpener, a ruler and a calculator, and a pack of HSE-approved condoms, to classes.
Candida Mingerot, a 16-year-old mother of three, was one of hundreds of pupils given a detention order after teachers carried out Soviet Stasi style bag searches on the first Monday morning of the new term.
“They went through every fucker’s bag wiv a checklist an’ I got pulled outa the full body scanner queue cos they said I woz lookin’ at them funny – an’ got strip searched by that poxy lesbo slag of an art teacher Mingeeter Cameltoe wot stuck her fingers up me snatch an’ arse ter see if I woz hidin’ any drugs up there – an’ all she pulled out woz a tampax wot woz left up there from last month’s ‘follow the reds’ week.”
“So I threw her the bird an’ sez yer can stick yer detention up yer jacksy, yer rug-munchin’ dyke cos me Mum’s baby-sittin’ an’’ I gotta get home cos she’s workin’ at her job as a pole dancer at the Swan an’ Pikey Club at six o’clock.”
Slapella McScally, 13, copped a detention penalty due forgetting to bring her pencil sharpener – with mother Chantelle, 26, informing one press hack from the Totalitarians Gazette that "I thought the text from the school meant you would get a detention if you didn't bring in your pencil case - not just one individual fuckin’ item. It's laughable that she got a detention for not having a sharpener when she carries a switchblade stuck in her suspender belt as protection against paedo’ rapists that hang around the park when she’s walking home and can use that to put a point on her pencils.”
Scores of Bolshie parents told their kids to boycott the detention punishments when officious staff at the Auschwitz Asbo Central Academy launched a personal equipment crackdown on day one of the new term.
Tessie Trollenberg, whose daughter Sluttsy attends the academy, told media reporters “Apparently this draconic regime has taken off since the school staff attended a lecture hosted by the Common Purpose NLP social engineering group over the Easter holiday at the behest of the new head teacher and have come back totally brainwashed and acting like a bunch of Gestapo Sturmbannführers.”
“Personally I blame this despotic discipline drive on these barmy EUSSR regulations coming out of Brussels and sending us this German exchange head teacher, Olga Himmler, who rumour has it previously worked as a welfare officer for NATO at Iraq’s notorious Abu Ghraib Prison.”
“Several mothers thought something weird was afoot as soon as she arrived and had the school maintenance men put that Arbeit Macht Frei sign up over the school gate during the Easter break.”
“Really, there are far more important things like truancy, getting stoned in class or stabbing teachers to impose detentions for – and not something as ridiculous as forgetting a gym class sweater bra or a pack of crayons."
Conversely head teacher Frau Himmler, introducing herself to pupils in assembly at 10:00 am on the Monday morning, informed them that at least 200 children had been given a one-hour detention after school – a number that rose during the day to as high as 500 - one in three pupils at the school.
“Perhaps the parents are objecting to my interpretation of discipline by imposing one hour detentions. Well, next week we shall see if these penalties have had the desired effect – and if not, then we shall move on to Stage 2 and start a regime of water-boarding and finger nail pulling until my student compliance requirements are met.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Irate parents have hit the roof and accused a girl’s high school in Yorkshire of imposing a dictatorial fascist regime of discipline after hundreds of children were slapped with detention penalties for failing to bring items such as hankies and pencil sharpeners to classes.
The Auschwitz Asbo Central Academy in horrid Huddersfield texted parents during the Easter break to inform them that children would henceforth receive mandatory detention punishments if they failed to bring their own desk and chair, a planner diary, pencils and a sharpener, a ruler and a calculator, and a pack of HSE-approved condoms, to classes.
Candida Mingerot, a 16-year-old mother of three, was one of hundreds of pupils given a detention order after teachers carried out Soviet Stasi style bag searches on the first Monday morning of the new term.
“They went through every fucker’s bag wiv a checklist an’ I got pulled outa the full body scanner queue cos they said I woz lookin’ at them funny – an’ got strip searched by that poxy lesbo slag of an art teacher Mingeeter Cameltoe wot stuck her fingers up me snatch an’ arse ter see if I woz hidin’ any drugs up there – an’ all she pulled out woz a tampax wot woz left up there from last month’s ‘follow the reds’ week.”
“So I threw her the bird an’ sez yer can stick yer detention up yer jacksy, yer rug-munchin’ dyke cos me Mum’s baby-sittin’ an’’ I gotta get home cos she’s workin’ at her job as a pole dancer at the Swan an’ Pikey Club at six o’clock.”
Slapella McScally, 13, copped a detention penalty due forgetting to bring her pencil sharpener – with mother Chantelle, 26, informing one press hack from the Totalitarians Gazette that "I thought the text from the school meant you would get a detention if you didn't bring in your pencil case - not just one individual fuckin’ item. It's laughable that she got a detention for not having a sharpener when she carries a switchblade stuck in her suspender belt as protection against paedo’ rapists that hang around the park when she’s walking home and can use that to put a point on her pencils.”
Scores of Bolshie parents told their kids to boycott the detention punishments when officious staff at the Auschwitz Asbo Central Academy launched a personal equipment crackdown on day one of the new term.
Tessie Trollenberg, whose daughter Sluttsy attends the academy, told media reporters “Apparently this draconic regime has taken off since the school staff attended a lecture hosted by the Common Purpose NLP social engineering group over the Easter holiday at the behest of the new head teacher and have come back totally brainwashed and acting like a bunch of Gestapo Sturmbannführers.”
“Personally I blame this despotic discipline drive on these barmy EUSSR regulations coming out of Brussels and sending us this German exchange head teacher, Olga Himmler, who rumour has it previously worked as a welfare officer for NATO at Iraq’s notorious Abu Ghraib Prison.”
“Several mothers thought something weird was afoot as soon as she arrived and had the school maintenance men put that Arbeit Macht Frei sign up over the school gate during the Easter break.”
“Really, there are far more important things like truancy, getting stoned in class or stabbing teachers to impose detentions for – and not something as ridiculous as forgetting a gym class sweater bra or a pack of crayons."
Conversely head teacher Frau Himmler, introducing herself to pupils in assembly at 10:00 am on the Monday morning, informed them that at least 200 children had been given a one-hour detention after school – a number that rose during the day to as high as 500 - one in three pupils at the school.
“Perhaps the parents are objecting to my interpretation of discipline by imposing one hour detentions. Well, next week we shall see if these penalties have had the desired effect – and if not, then we shall move on to Stage 2 and start a regime of water-boarding and finger nail pulling until my student compliance requirements are met.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 24 April 2012
CIA Signature Strikes = Operation Homicide
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The career psychopaths running the CIA are seeking White House and Congressional approval to expand their covert drone war in Yemen – and elsewhere on the planet - by assassinating any fucker and their dog on the grounds they might just be up to no good.
CIA Director David Betrayus has requested permission to employ the tactic used illegally for years in Pakistan - known as ‘signature strikes’ - which sanction the launching of MQ-1 Predator and MQ-9 Reaper drone missiles at groups of people exhibiting suspicious behaviour – such as attending the funerals of the last batch of drone victims – or buying ice cream cornets from a Mr Whippy van when it’s raining.
However international human rights and wrongs groups have pointed the fickle finger of fate at the practice, stating the terminology ‘signature strikes’ is a loosely-defined judgement that serves to lower the threshold for what justifies a direct military assault and will give the spy agency’s war-mongering homicidal maniacs carte blanche to kill whoever they have a cob on with in Yemen – and elsewhere.
The Great Satan’s pathetic Obama administration has already given up on the Hope and Change hypocrisy and escalated drone attacks throughout their ever-expanding Foreign Policy Initiative battlegrounds - and although reports always describe those killed as members of the Big Al Qaeda Gang or Jolly Jihadi mujihadeen militants, the incidences of scores of innocent Muslim civilians being blown away are legion and expanding at a geometric rate.
The gospel according to a damning editorial in this week’s Warmongers Gazette, penned by retired General Billy Bob Redneck, claims the US Pentagon and CIA authors of the signature strikes policy are either demonically possessed or clinically insane – or both – to be using their ‘terror weapon’ drones to expedite the indiscriminate slaughter of civilians and unaffiliated partisan groups that might just not quite agree with the US’s belligerent foreign policy.
Conversely the crux of the Obama administration’s legal justification for killing Muslim peasants outside an actual war zone without due process is that they appeared to be wearing Al Qaeda t-shirts and hence might present an imminent threat to American interests – inasmuch as they don’t want to be part of the Rothshite crime syndicate’s New World Order or have their natural resources stolen - nor be micro-chipped and hold up their right hand and pledge allegiance to the flag of the Great Satan and accept that the usurping Ashkenazi Zionist Jews of convenience running Israel really are God’s Chosen People.
Thought for the day. Fuck the morally bankrupt ZioNazis aggressors and their fatally-flawed New World Order – another Thousand Year Reich destined for history’s trash can before it achieves the age of majority.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The career psychopaths running the CIA are seeking White House and Congressional approval to expand their covert drone war in Yemen – and elsewhere on the planet - by assassinating any fucker and their dog on the grounds they might just be up to no good.
CIA Director David Betrayus has requested permission to employ the tactic used illegally for years in Pakistan - known as ‘signature strikes’ - which sanction the launching of MQ-1 Predator and MQ-9 Reaper drone missiles at groups of people exhibiting suspicious behaviour – such as attending the funerals of the last batch of drone victims – or buying ice cream cornets from a Mr Whippy van when it’s raining.
However international human rights and wrongs groups have pointed the fickle finger of fate at the practice, stating the terminology ‘signature strikes’ is a loosely-defined judgement that serves to lower the threshold for what justifies a direct military assault and will give the spy agency’s war-mongering homicidal maniacs carte blanche to kill whoever they have a cob on with in Yemen – and elsewhere.
The Great Satan’s pathetic Obama administration has already given up on the Hope and Change hypocrisy and escalated drone attacks throughout their ever-expanding Foreign Policy Initiative battlegrounds - and although reports always describe those killed as members of the Big Al Qaeda Gang or Jolly Jihadi mujihadeen militants, the incidences of scores of innocent Muslim civilians being blown away are legion and expanding at a geometric rate.
The gospel according to a damning editorial in this week’s Warmongers Gazette, penned by retired General Billy Bob Redneck, claims the US Pentagon and CIA authors of the signature strikes policy are either demonically possessed or clinically insane – or both – to be using their ‘terror weapon’ drones to expedite the indiscriminate slaughter of civilians and unaffiliated partisan groups that might just not quite agree with the US’s belligerent foreign policy.
Conversely the crux of the Obama administration’s legal justification for killing Muslim peasants outside an actual war zone without due process is that they appeared to be wearing Al Qaeda t-shirts and hence might present an imminent threat to American interests – inasmuch as they don’t want to be part of the Rothshite crime syndicate’s New World Order or have their natural resources stolen - nor be micro-chipped and hold up their right hand and pledge allegiance to the flag of the Great Satan and accept that the usurping Ashkenazi Zionist Jews of convenience running Israel really are God’s Chosen People.
Thought for the day. Fuck the morally bankrupt ZioNazis aggressors and their fatally-flawed New World Order – another Thousand Year Reich destined for history’s trash can before it achieves the age of majority.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Royal Barge to be Powered by 18 Whores
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Gloriana ‘in excelsis’ (or more fittingly Gloriana ‘so expensive’) – the first Royal barge to be built since the last one sank on the Thames over a century ago,- made its majestic maiden voyage last week, with the boat designated to lead the Queen Lizzie’s ostentatious Jubilee pageant getting its baptismal dip in a test run before the big event.
The Gloriana passed through the streets of London on Thursday morning on the back of a RAC breakdown truck after the delivery crew coughed up an exorbitant congestion charge fee to Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense’s traffic wardens, before being craned into the Thames ready for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations.
The procession, from Wandsworth to Tower Bridge, will be led by the Gloriana, a hand-built 88 foot long row barge which will be powered by eighteen whores (oars?) pulling their collective rollocks off in a pageant comprising more than 1,000 boats scheduled to sail on June 3rd to mark the 60th anniversary of Lizzie’s interminable reign.
The event is predicted to attract more than a zillion spectators to the riverbank who will have been duped into believing the Gloriana will speed past at 20 knots with HM the Queen waterskiing behind the vessel with Wills and Kate Middleclass as Prince Philip stands on the quarterdeck with his whip and lashes the rowers into a break-neck pace set at a punishing rate by the merciless rhythm of a pounding drumbeat.
However, in all truth, the Gloriana will be followed by a fleet of paddled vessels including Welsh sheep-shaggers in coracles, Somali pirates on the lookout for a DSS welfare benefits office, and canoe loads of freshly released Icelandic fishermen taken prisoner during the 1960’s Cod Wars – while the Queen and her wastrel Greek consort Philip will travel along the Thames route by submarine to avoid any possible false flag Islamic terrorist torpedo attacks staged by MI6 and Mossad to further demonise the hapless Muslim community and justify their continuing neo-imperialist war on terror.
To the business community’s dying shame it has now been revealed the Jubilee flotilla is being funded by foreign donors (Sheikh Mohammed al Fat Git of Bahrain for one) following an outright refusal by British firms to contribute to the £10 zillion quid costs owing to a ban on branding on the side of the boats or their rigging and bunting.
A survey undertaken by the Parasites Gazette found that most FTSE 100 companies refused to donated to the ostentatious spectacle which, following the dispatch of a stream of begging e-mails transmitted from the Queen’s personal pc, is now being funded by oil-rich Gulf state Arab sponsorship in exchange for favourable arms deals and suppression of BBC news reporting on their abysmal human rights records.
As to the Gloriana, she was funded by a group of wealthy donors including Sir Dinsdale Spatchcock, Sir Mortimer Slugg and Baron Angus Stairrod, the laird of Scotland’s Axminster clan.
One Thames pageant organiser, Mrs Candida Ffinch-Gargoyle of Pikeys Crotch, told press hacks that as the Gloriana was the first Royal barge to be built for a century it had been painstakingly put together over four years by a mixed work force of sixty Albanian and Polish craftsmen who refused to eat anything but poached carp and swans.
Not wishing to lose face and be left out of the thick of things, the Royal Plant Whisperer, Prince Chazzer and his disgusting troll of a wife, the chain-smoking Gorgonzilla, Duchess of Cornhole, will join the flotilla in a borrowed skiff, to be rowed by Prince Harry Hewitt, the ginger-mingin Royal cuckoo.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Gloriana ‘in excelsis’ (or more fittingly Gloriana ‘so expensive’) – the first Royal barge to be built since the last one sank on the Thames over a century ago,- made its majestic maiden voyage last week, with the boat designated to lead the Queen Lizzie’s ostentatious Jubilee pageant getting its baptismal dip in a test run before the big event.
The Gloriana passed through the streets of London on Thursday morning on the back of a RAC breakdown truck after the delivery crew coughed up an exorbitant congestion charge fee to Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense’s traffic wardens, before being craned into the Thames ready for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations.
The procession, from Wandsworth to Tower Bridge, will be led by the Gloriana, a hand-built 88 foot long row barge which will be powered by eighteen whores (oars?) pulling their collective rollocks off in a pageant comprising more than 1,000 boats scheduled to sail on June 3rd to mark the 60th anniversary of Lizzie’s interminable reign.
The event is predicted to attract more than a zillion spectators to the riverbank who will have been duped into believing the Gloriana will speed past at 20 knots with HM the Queen waterskiing behind the vessel with Wills and Kate Middleclass as Prince Philip stands on the quarterdeck with his whip and lashes the rowers into a break-neck pace set at a punishing rate by the merciless rhythm of a pounding drumbeat.
However, in all truth, the Gloriana will be followed by a fleet of paddled vessels including Welsh sheep-shaggers in coracles, Somali pirates on the lookout for a DSS welfare benefits office, and canoe loads of freshly released Icelandic fishermen taken prisoner during the 1960’s Cod Wars – while the Queen and her wastrel Greek consort Philip will travel along the Thames route by submarine to avoid any possible false flag Islamic terrorist torpedo attacks staged by MI6 and Mossad to further demonise the hapless Muslim community and justify their continuing neo-imperialist war on terror.
To the business community’s dying shame it has now been revealed the Jubilee flotilla is being funded by foreign donors (Sheikh Mohammed al Fat Git of Bahrain for one) following an outright refusal by British firms to contribute to the £10 zillion quid costs owing to a ban on branding on the side of the boats or their rigging and bunting.
A survey undertaken by the Parasites Gazette found that most FTSE 100 companies refused to donated to the ostentatious spectacle which, following the dispatch of a stream of begging e-mails transmitted from the Queen’s personal pc, is now being funded by oil-rich Gulf state Arab sponsorship in exchange for favourable arms deals and suppression of BBC news reporting on their abysmal human rights records.
As to the Gloriana, she was funded by a group of wealthy donors including Sir Dinsdale Spatchcock, Sir Mortimer Slugg and Baron Angus Stairrod, the laird of Scotland’s Axminster clan.
One Thames pageant organiser, Mrs Candida Ffinch-Gargoyle of Pikeys Crotch, told press hacks that as the Gloriana was the first Royal barge to be built for a century it had been painstakingly put together over four years by a mixed work force of sixty Albanian and Polish craftsmen who refused to eat anything but poached carp and swans.
Not wishing to lose face and be left out of the thick of things, the Royal Plant Whisperer, Prince Chazzer and his disgusting troll of a wife, the chain-smoking Gorgonzilla, Duchess of Cornhole, will join the flotilla in a borrowed skiff, to be rowed by Prince Harry Hewitt, the ginger-mingin Royal cuckoo.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Monday, 23 April 2012
Olympics Security: Tyranny in Progress
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Yes, as the banner headline reads, the Olympic Games 2012 security operation is turning into a work of ultra-panopticon bureaucratic tyranny in progress and taking the Orwellian Big Brother state agenda an over-ambitious step too far – and too fast - even for the Rothshite crime syndicate’s customary tip-toe stealth approach.
Even certain sectors of the brain dead, compliant national media have joined civil rights activist groups in crying “Foul!” as managerial staffers of the O2 Olympic venue announced a policy to apprehend, detain and interrogate any fucker and their dog caught photographing or filming the site – and who had the brazen hubris to go so far down the path of illegality in defending officious security guards from the Renta-Thug Agency who wrongly attempted to invoke anti-terrorism laws to prevent sports journalists from shooting footage of the arena.
This totalitarian stance adopted by the O2 Arena management goons at the Greenwich venue in south-east London, which will host this summer's basketball, wheelchair javelin chucking, artistic gymnastics, gimp-limpics and trampoline events, serves to focus the spotlight on the disturbing fact that the Olympic security operations involving a force of 50,000-plus strong comprised of the Met’s trigger-happy Plod Squad psychopaths, gung-ho army troops and private guards – plus RAF fighters, hunter-killer Predator drones and an aircraft carrier anchored in the River Thames – is viewed by any sod with an ounce of common sense as being ever so slightly ‘overboard’.
This point is driven home when, applying 20/20 hindsight to reflect on the conundrum that Islamic terrorist attacks since 9/11 – such as the 7/7 tube train bombings - have not actually been expedited by Muslim crazies led by Mohammed al Patsy but our own rogue MI5 / MI6 intelligence maniacs and their homicidal Mossad buddies out to demonised Islam to the Nth Degree and justify their illegal foreign wars of aggression.
Thus if another round of false flag terror atrocities are scheduled to befall the hapless British public, visiting tourists and Olympic athletes this summer, security will be as much use as tits on a bull when the enemy is already inside.
To prove a point of law concerning anti-terrorist legislation, press hacks from the Daily Shitraker attempted to shoot video footage of the O2 arena from a public road on its southern edge, only a few minutes' walk from the main entrance.
Faster that shit through a goose, the reporters were challenged by a mob-handed clutch of guards from the Philistine Security Agency who, without reference to actuarial data to calculate risk – or rather the lack of it - made a series of demands with no basis in law and ordered that the filming stop – "Yer might be spies fer Al Qaeda an’ we don’t want yer filmin’ here so fuck off double quick before yer get a good kickin’.”
Shabby Acrobati, director of the civil rights campaign group Kunt-Watch, scheduled a meeting last week between journalists and senior Scotland Yard Plod Squad officers leading the Olympic security operation, in part to address such concerns, and when interviewed on BBC 1’s ‘Totalitarian Nightmare Hour’ programme by Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr, related that "Throughout the meeting the level of ignorance of the law displayed by the O2 Arena venue management and their security contractor employees was mind-boggling - but for the Met’s senior officers to display the same level of ignorance is beyond belief.”
Shaheed al Ka-Boom from Amateur Terrorist magazine, which has been campaigning for photographers' freedoms, informed the programme that “Filming around the O2 Arena is reminiscent of trying to shoot photos in Moscow’s Red Square and of the Kremlin during the Soviet regime’s days – or of the Israeli mad dog IDF savages beating Palestinian peasants to death at their occupied West Bank checkpoints. No sooner did I focus my camera lens on the O2 Arena then a gang of Neanderthals from the Renta-Moron Security Agency descended and threaten to rip off my testicles.”
“I informed their mouthpiece – the gorilla with the crewcut and pug nose and Jack ‘Pitbull’ Kafka on his little enamel badge – that it was my right to film from public land. He then sticks his ugly face in mine and tells me I have a very bad case of oppositional defiance disorder and he’s the one wearing the uniform and hi-viz jacket, so I’d better watch it – or else.”
So, with photo-journalists now topping the threat perception index for the coming Olympics, what’s next for Broken Britain? We already have stop and search orders under Section 60 of the Criminal Justice Order Act 1994 that allow searches without reasonable suspicion – backed up by the Police Reform & Social Responsibility Act 2011 – and further boosted with the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 – and Section 19 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 under which the Plod Squad – and not some Common Purpose brainwashed Stasi thugs from the Shock & Awe Security Agency - can seize an item if they believe it contains evidence in relation to some non-existent offence.
Hopefully we don’t get slammed with versions of the Great Satan’s ‘Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act’ and it’s joint purpose ‘National Defence Authorization Act’ which enable US police and / or Homeland Security to arrest without warrant and detain indefinitely - without legal representation or charge – any fucker they take a dislike to – foreign nationals or American citizens.
Hmmm, so much for their once much vaunted Constitution and Bill of Rights – now gutted under the misrules of Bush and Obama and the Patriot Act. The Beacon of Democracy and Land of the Free – but not any more.
To misquote Heinrich von Kleist – “All governments are vile, living, breathing monument to dishonesty and corruption”.
Thought for the day: While Orwell’s 1984 provides both alarming and prophetic insights to what a Dystopian state might manifest as, perhaps it is time, and again prudent, to remind PM Posh Dave Scameron and his Libservative Coalition that the revelatory text was a ‘warning’ aimed at the common people – and definitely not a blueprint and instruction manual – Totalitarianism for Dummies - for governments to impose on their own voting public.
Regardless, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the Rothshite’s Edomite crime syndicate - and their fatally-flawed New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Yes, as the banner headline reads, the Olympic Games 2012 security operation is turning into a work of ultra-panopticon bureaucratic tyranny in progress and taking the Orwellian Big Brother state agenda an over-ambitious step too far – and too fast - even for the Rothshite crime syndicate’s customary tip-toe stealth approach.
Even certain sectors of the brain dead, compliant national media have joined civil rights activist groups in crying “Foul!” as managerial staffers of the O2 Olympic venue announced a policy to apprehend, detain and interrogate any fucker and their dog caught photographing or filming the site – and who had the brazen hubris to go so far down the path of illegality in defending officious security guards from the Renta-Thug Agency who wrongly attempted to invoke anti-terrorism laws to prevent sports journalists from shooting footage of the arena.
This totalitarian stance adopted by the O2 Arena management goons at the Greenwich venue in south-east London, which will host this summer's basketball, wheelchair javelin chucking, artistic gymnastics, gimp-limpics and trampoline events, serves to focus the spotlight on the disturbing fact that the Olympic security operations involving a force of 50,000-plus strong comprised of the Met’s trigger-happy Plod Squad psychopaths, gung-ho army troops and private guards – plus RAF fighters, hunter-killer Predator drones and an aircraft carrier anchored in the River Thames – is viewed by any sod with an ounce of common sense as being ever so slightly ‘overboard’.
This point is driven home when, applying 20/20 hindsight to reflect on the conundrum that Islamic terrorist attacks since 9/11 – such as the 7/7 tube train bombings - have not actually been expedited by Muslim crazies led by Mohammed al Patsy but our own rogue MI5 / MI6 intelligence maniacs and their homicidal Mossad buddies out to demonised Islam to the Nth Degree and justify their illegal foreign wars of aggression.
Thus if another round of false flag terror atrocities are scheduled to befall the hapless British public, visiting tourists and Olympic athletes this summer, security will be as much use as tits on a bull when the enemy is already inside.
To prove a point of law concerning anti-terrorist legislation, press hacks from the Daily Shitraker attempted to shoot video footage of the O2 arena from a public road on its southern edge, only a few minutes' walk from the main entrance.
Faster that shit through a goose, the reporters were challenged by a mob-handed clutch of guards from the Philistine Security Agency who, without reference to actuarial data to calculate risk – or rather the lack of it - made a series of demands with no basis in law and ordered that the filming stop – "Yer might be spies fer Al Qaeda an’ we don’t want yer filmin’ here so fuck off double quick before yer get a good kickin’.”
Shabby Acrobati, director of the civil rights campaign group Kunt-Watch, scheduled a meeting last week between journalists and senior Scotland Yard Plod Squad officers leading the Olympic security operation, in part to address such concerns, and when interviewed on BBC 1’s ‘Totalitarian Nightmare Hour’ programme by Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr, related that "Throughout the meeting the level of ignorance of the law displayed by the O2 Arena venue management and their security contractor employees was mind-boggling - but for the Met’s senior officers to display the same level of ignorance is beyond belief.”
Shaheed al Ka-Boom from Amateur Terrorist magazine, which has been campaigning for photographers' freedoms, informed the programme that “Filming around the O2 Arena is reminiscent of trying to shoot photos in Moscow’s Red Square and of the Kremlin during the Soviet regime’s days – or of the Israeli mad dog IDF savages beating Palestinian peasants to death at their occupied West Bank checkpoints. No sooner did I focus my camera lens on the O2 Arena then a gang of Neanderthals from the Renta-Moron Security Agency descended and threaten to rip off my testicles.”
“I informed their mouthpiece – the gorilla with the crewcut and pug nose and Jack ‘Pitbull’ Kafka on his little enamel badge – that it was my right to film from public land. He then sticks his ugly face in mine and tells me I have a very bad case of oppositional defiance disorder and he’s the one wearing the uniform and hi-viz jacket, so I’d better watch it – or else.”
So, with photo-journalists now topping the threat perception index for the coming Olympics, what’s next for Broken Britain? We already have stop and search orders under Section 60 of the Criminal Justice Order Act 1994 that allow searches without reasonable suspicion – backed up by the Police Reform & Social Responsibility Act 2011 – and further boosted with the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 – and Section 19 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 under which the Plod Squad – and not some Common Purpose brainwashed Stasi thugs from the Shock & Awe Security Agency - can seize an item if they believe it contains evidence in relation to some non-existent offence.
Hopefully we don’t get slammed with versions of the Great Satan’s ‘Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act’ and it’s joint purpose ‘National Defence Authorization Act’ which enable US police and / or Homeland Security to arrest without warrant and detain indefinitely - without legal representation or charge – any fucker they take a dislike to – foreign nationals or American citizens.
Hmmm, so much for their once much vaunted Constitution and Bill of Rights – now gutted under the misrules of Bush and Obama and the Patriot Act. The Beacon of Democracy and Land of the Free – but not any more.
To misquote Heinrich von Kleist – “All governments are vile, living, breathing monument to dishonesty and corruption”.
Thought for the day: While Orwell’s 1984 provides both alarming and prophetic insights to what a Dystopian state might manifest as, perhaps it is time, and again prudent, to remind PM Posh Dave Scameron and his Libservative Coalition that the revelatory text was a ‘warning’ aimed at the common people – and definitely not a blueprint and instruction manual – Totalitarianism for Dummies - for governments to impose on their own voting public.
Regardless, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the Rothshite’s Edomite crime syndicate - and their fatally-flawed New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Israeli Celeb’ Psycho Applauds IDF Barbarity
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
An Israeli author and talk-show celebrity Sharlila O’chel Batachat, went into her customary chutzpah mode when confiding to a press hack from the Pound of Flesh Gazette how pleased she was to view a video of one of the IDF’s Half-Cock Brigade officers, Lt Col Shylock Scumberg, slam the butt of his rifle into the face of an unarmed, non-violent Danish peace activist protesting the barbaric treatment of the marginalised Palestinian population of the occupied West Bank.
In typical kikester schadenfreude fashion, the ginger-mingin Ms O’chel Batachat revealed she enjoyed the video of a blond-haired Dane being attacked as he looked like a Nazi - a member of the Hitlerjugend now blamed for the Holohoax.
“It was orgasmic, the crunch of bone as the TAR-21 assault rifle hit him square in the face and his jaw shattered and teeth flew out and everywhere was splattered with blood.”
“This is the treatment that all anti-Semites should be dealt who come here to defend the so-called human rights of these Palestinian cattle in the West Bank and Gaza Strip. How can they have human rights when they are goyim – just Muslim scum?”
“These do-gooders zero in on us from Europe with their freedom flotillas and human rights and wrongs campaigns and try to tell us how to run our country which was given to the sons and daughters of Abraham and Moses, the Chosen People, by God himself and the evil Palestinians have been squatting on it since the Diaspora and not paying us any rent.”
So, for Ms Sharlila O’chel Batachat, the ultra-Jabotinskyist co-host on Galei Zahal’s (Israel's Military Radio) ‘The Final Solution’ show – and a psycho Khazar-Ashkenazi Jew of convenience, personally devoid of any trace of Semitic DNA in her mongrel genes – it is the opinion of the international audience that you’re a stereotype Israeli meshuggenah and a very sick individual - a suitable case for psychiatric treatment for expressing such views – in private is bad enough but publicly – well, doubly-condemning.
Basically, rhetoric and protestations aside, who really gives a flying fuck what this talentless rabid ranga cunt postures as her opinion.
Thought for the day. Why can’t these Zionist hardliners running Israel get their collective pointy little heads around the fact that unlike the Khazar-Ashkenazi interlopers of PM Bobo Nuttyahoo’s ilk, the genuine Israeli Jews and the Palestinian Muslims are the same people and share the same Semite DNA. They were all one people – animists and pagans then Jews - then post-Mohammed, sectors converted away from the Judean faith to Islam – so it is not a racial partition but one of a sectarian nature.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of racial lunacy and/or squirrel shit.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
An Israeli author and talk-show celebrity Sharlila O’chel Batachat, went into her customary chutzpah mode when confiding to a press hack from the Pound of Flesh Gazette how pleased she was to view a video of one of the IDF’s Half-Cock Brigade officers, Lt Col Shylock Scumberg, slam the butt of his rifle into the face of an unarmed, non-violent Danish peace activist protesting the barbaric treatment of the marginalised Palestinian population of the occupied West Bank.
In typical kikester schadenfreude fashion, the ginger-mingin Ms O’chel Batachat revealed she enjoyed the video of a blond-haired Dane being attacked as he looked like a Nazi - a member of the Hitlerjugend now blamed for the Holohoax.
“It was orgasmic, the crunch of bone as the TAR-21 assault rifle hit him square in the face and his jaw shattered and teeth flew out and everywhere was splattered with blood.”
“This is the treatment that all anti-Semites should be dealt who come here to defend the so-called human rights of these Palestinian cattle in the West Bank and Gaza Strip. How can they have human rights when they are goyim – just Muslim scum?”
“These do-gooders zero in on us from Europe with their freedom flotillas and human rights and wrongs campaigns and try to tell us how to run our country which was given to the sons and daughters of Abraham and Moses, the Chosen People, by God himself and the evil Palestinians have been squatting on it since the Diaspora and not paying us any rent.”
So, for Ms Sharlila O’chel Batachat, the ultra-Jabotinskyist co-host on Galei Zahal’s (Israel's Military Radio) ‘The Final Solution’ show – and a psycho Khazar-Ashkenazi Jew of convenience, personally devoid of any trace of Semitic DNA in her mongrel genes – it is the opinion of the international audience that you’re a stereotype Israeli meshuggenah and a very sick individual - a suitable case for psychiatric treatment for expressing such views – in private is bad enough but publicly – well, doubly-condemning.
Basically, rhetoric and protestations aside, who really gives a flying fuck what this talentless rabid ranga cunt postures as her opinion.
Thought for the day. Why can’t these Zionist hardliners running Israel get their collective pointy little heads around the fact that unlike the Khazar-Ashkenazi interlopers of PM Bobo Nuttyahoo’s ilk, the genuine Israeli Jews and the Palestinian Muslims are the same people and share the same Semite DNA. They were all one people – animists and pagans then Jews - then post-Mohammed, sectors converted away from the Judean faith to Islam – so it is not a racial partition but one of a sectarian nature.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of racial lunacy and/or squirrel shit.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday, 22 April 2012
Bahrain Regime to Butcher F1 Protesters
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
John ‘the Yob’ Yates, the former assistant commissioner of Britain’s graft and corruption-ridden Metropolitan Plod Squad yesterday informed one press hack from the Barbarians Gazette that the Bahraini police have been authorized to use live ammunition and kill as many pro-democracy demonstrators as necessary to ensure the security of Sunday’s Formula One racing event.
Yobber Yates, who was hired by the Bahraini regime four months ago to crush a popular uprising by the marginalised Shi’ite population who are crying out for socio-political reforms in the flyspeck Persian Gulf island dump, admitted that it was impossible for the government to guarantee the safety of the F1 teams and spectators at this Sunday's Grand Prix as violence escalates in the kingdom – mainly from the government side as the imported Saudi military from the 21st Psychopath Battalion continue their atrocities against democracy-seeking protestors.
"Is it possible there might be an incursion on the racetrack? Of course there is - it's an open event. So regardless of the track being surrounded with layers of razor wire and anti-personnel M18 Claymores to keep anti-government activists out, how the fuck can we stop some human rights radical with an attitude problem hop-scotching across the minefield then running onto the track and throwing himself under the wheels of Lewis Hamilton’s car?”
“The King expects me to guarantee the security of the event, but as I told His Royal Ruthlessness and Bernie Ecclescake and Jean Dolt - the FIA’s main movers and shakers – I can't guarantee security unless we arrest every fucker and their dog that has a cob on with the monarchy – which amounts to the entire Shi’ite Muslim population. So what we’ll do is field a squad of snipers and shoot anyone who gets a foot over the racetrack fence.”
Nice one – and that statement issued on the eve of the event, as the pro-Zionist British Foreign Secretary Willy Vague called on his Bahraini counterpart to "act with a modicum of restraint" when dealing with protesters as police fired tear gas to disperse thousands of Shi’ites protesting the murder earlier in the week of anti-government demonstrator Salah Abbas Habib, whose tortured and battered body was discovered dumped on a landfill site following his abduction by security forces.
On Friday, armoured vehicles patrolled the streets of Manama as tens of thousands of Bolshie Shi’ites took part in violent protests demanding an end to the crackdown on dissent in the run-up to Sunday's F1 Grand Prix ‘Three Days of Rage’ rally.
Human rights and wrongs groups and activists estimate that at least 250 people have died since the start of this week’s anti Formula One protests, many as a result of what has been described as the excessive use of poisonous gas by the Saudi mercenaries.
Last year's Grand Prix was cancelled after scores were killed in February and March during a crackdown on mass demonstrations calling for greater democracy and demanding an end to discrimination against the Shi’ite community by the al-Khalifa ‘Sunni’ royal family – a sanguine debacle that failed to raise even a whisper of condemnation from the Zionist-dominated Western governments and subservient kikester-owned media.
On Friday, Bahrain's Sheikh Fizzy Al Kaseltzer, the Minister for Extraordinary Rendition, informed media sources that cancelling the Grand Prix would just empower the extremists - then invoking flawed rhetoric over logic and reason, insisted that holding the race would build bridges across communities. Que – what planet is this guy from?
Conversely it is the opinion of the Shi’ite protest leader, the radical activist Shaheed al Ka-Boom, that going ahead with the F1 race lends international legitimacy to a government which is continuing to suppress any and all socio-political opposition with violent means.
On the other hand the staging of the Formula One racing event will provide the marginalised population majority Shi’ite pro-democracy protesters with an international media platform and live coverage to air their grievances and socio-political dissent - and too expose the brutality of the barbaric dictatorship that constitutes the Al Khalifa dynasty – and that of their gangs of Wahhabi Neanderthal knuckle-draggers supplied by Saudi Arabia’s Renta-Thug agency
So, let’s read between the lines a bit here, and while President Assad in Syria is condemned from all quarters of the decadent West for coming down hard on the legions of foreign mercenaries attempting cripple his regime, and the UN Security Council has voted to increase the number of observers in Syria to a preposterous 300, Bahrain’s King Hamad bin Isa bin Salman Al Khalifa gets the 'nods as good as a wink' okay from the same hypocrisy-ridden European and US governments – and invited to attend Queen Lizzie’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations – on the condition he brings along a couple of buckets of diamonds and his own gold-plated barge.
If the truth be known, the al Khalifa despotic regime’s shelf life has well and truly expired and their entire Dark Ages kleptocracy should be dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st Century, along with that of the archaic dynasty of Saud Arabia – and Qatar, and the Emirates, and Oman - whether they like it or not.
Do you live in Bahrain? Are you a Bolshie Shi’ite dissident crying out for democratic reforms? Do you think King Hamad bin Isa bin Shitbag should be hoofed out on his fat arse – along with his family of hangers-on - and a parliament of the commons established in the place of an abusive, autocratic monarchy that’s long past its use by date?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a visit from the secret police and get your fingernails ripped out – the US-innovated Abu Ghraib Prison manicure.
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Thought for the day. Formula One high speed car race, eh. Hmmm, not wanting to morbidly predict - nor put radical ideas into anyone’s head - but one is reminded of a suffragette, Emily Wilding Davidson, who threw herself under King George V’s horse, Anmer, at the Epsom Derby in 1913 to draw attention to the human right inequalities suffered by British women that will reverberate around the halls of stellar political protests for all Eternity.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
John ‘the Yob’ Yates, the former assistant commissioner of Britain’s graft and corruption-ridden Metropolitan Plod Squad yesterday informed one press hack from the Barbarians Gazette that the Bahraini police have been authorized to use live ammunition and kill as many pro-democracy demonstrators as necessary to ensure the security of Sunday’s Formula One racing event.
Yobber Yates, who was hired by the Bahraini regime four months ago to crush a popular uprising by the marginalised Shi’ite population who are crying out for socio-political reforms in the flyspeck Persian Gulf island dump, admitted that it was impossible for the government to guarantee the safety of the F1 teams and spectators at this Sunday's Grand Prix as violence escalates in the kingdom – mainly from the government side as the imported Saudi military from the 21st Psychopath Battalion continue their atrocities against democracy-seeking protestors.
"Is it possible there might be an incursion on the racetrack? Of course there is - it's an open event. So regardless of the track being surrounded with layers of razor wire and anti-personnel M18 Claymores to keep anti-government activists out, how the fuck can we stop some human rights radical with an attitude problem hop-scotching across the minefield then running onto the track and throwing himself under the wheels of Lewis Hamilton’s car?”
“The King expects me to guarantee the security of the event, but as I told His Royal Ruthlessness and Bernie Ecclescake and Jean Dolt - the FIA’s main movers and shakers – I can't guarantee security unless we arrest every fucker and their dog that has a cob on with the monarchy – which amounts to the entire Shi’ite Muslim population. So what we’ll do is field a squad of snipers and shoot anyone who gets a foot over the racetrack fence.”
Nice one – and that statement issued on the eve of the event, as the pro-Zionist British Foreign Secretary Willy Vague called on his Bahraini counterpart to "act with a modicum of restraint" when dealing with protesters as police fired tear gas to disperse thousands of Shi’ites protesting the murder earlier in the week of anti-government demonstrator Salah Abbas Habib, whose tortured and battered body was discovered dumped on a landfill site following his abduction by security forces.
On Friday, armoured vehicles patrolled the streets of Manama as tens of thousands of Bolshie Shi’ites took part in violent protests demanding an end to the crackdown on dissent in the run-up to Sunday's F1 Grand Prix ‘Three Days of Rage’ rally.
Human rights and wrongs groups and activists estimate that at least 250 people have died since the start of this week’s anti Formula One protests, many as a result of what has been described as the excessive use of poisonous gas by the Saudi mercenaries.
Last year's Grand Prix was cancelled after scores were killed in February and March during a crackdown on mass demonstrations calling for greater democracy and demanding an end to discrimination against the Shi’ite community by the al-Khalifa ‘Sunni’ royal family – a sanguine debacle that failed to raise even a whisper of condemnation from the Zionist-dominated Western governments and subservient kikester-owned media.
On Friday, Bahrain's Sheikh Fizzy Al Kaseltzer, the Minister for Extraordinary Rendition, informed media sources that cancelling the Grand Prix would just empower the extremists - then invoking flawed rhetoric over logic and reason, insisted that holding the race would build bridges across communities. Que – what planet is this guy from?
Conversely it is the opinion of the Shi’ite protest leader, the radical activist Shaheed al Ka-Boom, that going ahead with the F1 race lends international legitimacy to a government which is continuing to suppress any and all socio-political opposition with violent means.
On the other hand the staging of the Formula One racing event will provide the marginalised population majority Shi’ite pro-democracy protesters with an international media platform and live coverage to air their grievances and socio-political dissent - and too expose the brutality of the barbaric dictatorship that constitutes the Al Khalifa dynasty – and that of their gangs of Wahhabi Neanderthal knuckle-draggers supplied by Saudi Arabia’s Renta-Thug agency
So, let’s read between the lines a bit here, and while President Assad in Syria is condemned from all quarters of the decadent West for coming down hard on the legions of foreign mercenaries attempting cripple his regime, and the UN Security Council has voted to increase the number of observers in Syria to a preposterous 300, Bahrain’s King Hamad bin Isa bin Salman Al Khalifa gets the 'nods as good as a wink' okay from the same hypocrisy-ridden European and US governments – and invited to attend Queen Lizzie’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations – on the condition he brings along a couple of buckets of diamonds and his own gold-plated barge.
If the truth be known, the al Khalifa despotic regime’s shelf life has well and truly expired and their entire Dark Ages kleptocracy should be dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st Century, along with that of the archaic dynasty of Saud Arabia – and Qatar, and the Emirates, and Oman - whether they like it or not.
Do you live in Bahrain? Are you a Bolshie Shi’ite dissident crying out for democratic reforms? Do you think King Hamad bin Isa bin Shitbag should be hoofed out on his fat arse – along with his family of hangers-on - and a parliament of the commons established in the place of an abusive, autocratic monarchy that’s long past its use by date?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a visit from the secret police and get your fingernails ripped out – the US-innovated Abu Ghraib Prison manicure.
Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry mammals - otters or voles - were harmed in posting this message. However, a large number of Formula One event protesters were water boarded as a warning to shut the fuck up.
Thought for the day. Formula One high speed car race, eh. Hmmm, not wanting to morbidly predict - nor put radical ideas into anyone’s head - but one is reminded of a suffragette, Emily Wilding Davidson, who threw herself under King George V’s horse, Anmer, at the Epsom Derby in 1913 to draw attention to the human right inequalities suffered by British women that will reverberate around the halls of stellar political protests for all Eternity.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Saturday, 21 April 2012
Superpower India Launches Balti V ICBM
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
If the gospel according to Jane’s Warmongers Weekly magazine is to be believed, India, a second-rate Third World shithole that can’t even feed its own burgeoning population, has not only constructed but also test fired a long-range intercontinental ballistic missile, capable of carrying a one-ton nuclear warhead, from a military base off the Bay of Bengal coast of Orissa.
General Wormhole Chuckabutty, the incumbent Defence Secretary, announced that the Tata Industries-built Balti V rocket was launched just after breakfast, at 8:05 on Thursday morning.
Standing at 17.5m-tall, the rocket is solid-fuelled, has three stages and a launch weight of 50 tons – and even though constructed out of recycled spam and baked bean tins, old bicycle frames, frazzled i-Pads and Mac laptops, still cost more than 2.5 billion rupees to develop.
"We are expecting it will take some time before it is known whether the overall mission has been successful as the rocket is designed for a range of more than 5,000 kilometres.”
“If it hits the designated target - Mr Rancid Jaffacake’s back garden shed behind his Wolverhampton take-away - and he texts back the coded message “Shed is history” – then we will have proved that we too are a world class nuclear power, possessing a warhead delivery system to equal those of the Russians and the Great Satan and the Chinese – and most definitely now have one up on our bellicose Paki neighbours in the north.”
"This is a quantum leap in India's strategic capability – not only if the rocket actually makes it as far as Wolverhampton but just imagine the ‘aggression’ prestige we will achieve if it does zero in on the transponder and hit Mr Jaffacake’s shed,'' Ravi Gupta, the spokesman for the Defence Ministry’s Institute for Advanced Guesswork, informed press hacks just prior to the launch.
“The Balti V will be the cornerstone of India's missile-based nuclear deterrent and meet all present-day threat perceptions. It is our most sophisticated weapon - an intercontinental ballistic missile capable of carrying a 1.5-ton Vindaloo ten megaton nuclear warhead.”
Analysts at Jane’s speculated the Balti V could target anywhere in the Greater Asian region and strike deep into the heartlands of their neighbouring military rival - China.
Que, excuse me – ‘deep into neighbouring China’. China - WTF? Is that a bit of black propaganda shit-stirring by the Zionist West to sow dissent and generate a spot of sabre-rattling?
As if to play down Jane’s hysterical speculation, General Chuckabutty added "This is a deterrent to avoid wars and it is not country-specific as we have a no-first-use policy,” then with a certain air of disingenuousness described the country's missile development programme as a ‘purely academic’ exercise.
Chuckabutty concluded “Of course, while we have no intentions of using the Balti V ICBM for the purpose of belligerence, its proven capability of hitting distant targets 5,000 kilometres away acts as a deterrent for aggression to be aimed at us and is good for regional stability.”
Good for regional stability my arse – yet apart from the hype and ballyhoo that the rockets could strike deep into the heartlands of their neighbouring military rival China – the West hasn’t issued one peep of condemnation and perhaps covertly revels in the headless chicken hysteria the launch might cause in amongst Beijing’s geriatric Politburo.
Whereas the pariah North Korea’s abortive missile launch last week raised a shit-storm of protests from the hypocrisy-ridden Zionist-dominated Western governments – with glow-in-the-dark Japan going so far out on the Belligerence Scale by threatening to shoot the missile down.
Western hypocrisy and the policy of double standards – dontcha just love ‘em.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
If the gospel according to Jane’s Warmongers Weekly magazine is to be believed, India, a second-rate Third World shithole that can’t even feed its own burgeoning population, has not only constructed but also test fired a long-range intercontinental ballistic missile, capable of carrying a one-ton nuclear warhead, from a military base off the Bay of Bengal coast of Orissa.
General Wormhole Chuckabutty, the incumbent Defence Secretary, announced that the Tata Industries-built Balti V rocket was launched just after breakfast, at 8:05 on Thursday morning.
Standing at 17.5m-tall, the rocket is solid-fuelled, has three stages and a launch weight of 50 tons – and even though constructed out of recycled spam and baked bean tins, old bicycle frames, frazzled i-Pads and Mac laptops, still cost more than 2.5 billion rupees to develop.
"We are expecting it will take some time before it is known whether the overall mission has been successful as the rocket is designed for a range of more than 5,000 kilometres.”
“If it hits the designated target - Mr Rancid Jaffacake’s back garden shed behind his Wolverhampton take-away - and he texts back the coded message “Shed is history” – then we will have proved that we too are a world class nuclear power, possessing a warhead delivery system to equal those of the Russians and the Great Satan and the Chinese – and most definitely now have one up on our bellicose Paki neighbours in the north.”
"This is a quantum leap in India's strategic capability – not only if the rocket actually makes it as far as Wolverhampton but just imagine the ‘aggression’ prestige we will achieve if it does zero in on the transponder and hit Mr Jaffacake’s shed,'' Ravi Gupta, the spokesman for the Defence Ministry’s Institute for Advanced Guesswork, informed press hacks just prior to the launch.
“The Balti V will be the cornerstone of India's missile-based nuclear deterrent and meet all present-day threat perceptions. It is our most sophisticated weapon - an intercontinental ballistic missile capable of carrying a 1.5-ton Vindaloo ten megaton nuclear warhead.”
Analysts at Jane’s speculated the Balti V could target anywhere in the Greater Asian region and strike deep into the heartlands of their neighbouring military rival - China.
Que, excuse me – ‘deep into neighbouring China’. China - WTF? Is that a bit of black propaganda shit-stirring by the Zionist West to sow dissent and generate a spot of sabre-rattling?
As if to play down Jane’s hysterical speculation, General Chuckabutty added "This is a deterrent to avoid wars and it is not country-specific as we have a no-first-use policy,” then with a certain air of disingenuousness described the country's missile development programme as a ‘purely academic’ exercise.
Chuckabutty concluded “Of course, while we have no intentions of using the Balti V ICBM for the purpose of belligerence, its proven capability of hitting distant targets 5,000 kilometres away acts as a deterrent for aggression to be aimed at us and is good for regional stability.”
Good for regional stability my arse – yet apart from the hype and ballyhoo that the rockets could strike deep into the heartlands of their neighbouring military rival China – the West hasn’t issued one peep of condemnation and perhaps covertly revels in the headless chicken hysteria the launch might cause in amongst Beijing’s geriatric Politburo.
Whereas the pariah North Korea’s abortive missile launch last week raised a shit-storm of protests from the hypocrisy-ridden Zionist-dominated Western governments – with glow-in-the-dark Japan going so far out on the Belligerence Scale by threatening to shoot the missile down.
Western hypocrisy and the policy of double standards – dontcha just love ‘em.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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