In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The good ole US of A has contrarily, in the face of all that is morally decent and legally correct, vetoed a Pan-Arab resolution at the UN Security Council which was drafted to condemn the illegal Israeli settlements in the occupied Palestinian territories as an obstacle to peace – which constitute no more than the state-sanctioned theft of another person’s property.
All fourteen other members of the Security Council, prompted by conscience to anathematize the glaring sore-thumb abuse of ZioNazi military power that had seized the Palestinian lands decades ago, backed the resolution, which had even been endorsed by the kikester stooges now running the West Bank Palestine Liberation Organisation since Mossad murdered Yessir Marrowfat for not doing what he was told.
It was the first UN Security Council veto exercised by the Kenyan Cuckoo’s White House administration - which had disingenuously promised to improve its relations with the Muslim world by calling a halt to carrying out false flag terrorist attacks against Western targets then blaming them on Pan-Islamic Jolly Jihadi nihilists and the non-existent Al Qaeda - and the deceased Osama bin Laden.
Washington Beltway insiders revealed to journalists from the Scandalmongers Gazette and the Daily Shitraker that President Barky O’Cuckoo had been under pressure from not only Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo via the Zionist AIPAC-dominated US Congress, but also the Rothshite crime syndicate’s Capo di Capi inner circle of kikester Freemasons and goyim-hating rabbis in London and Tel Aviv.
While typically attempting to play both ends off against the middle, disingenuously stating that it opposed new settlements, the Washington administration posited the sham argument that taking the issue before the UN’s Security Council would only complicate efforts to resume the Mexican standoff pantomime histrionics that represented the perennial Machiavellian and hypocritical negotiations between Israel and the West Bank PLO to achieve a two-state peace deal.
This fraudulent fiasco has long been viewed as a diplomatic façade of insincerity and sophistry to distract from the Knesset’s true intentions of giving the Palestinians sweet fuck all – apart from imposing further marginalisation and privations – with both the West Bank and Gaza Strip reduced to the most diminished boundaries possible and surrounded by 30 foot high Great Apartheid Walls – creating the biggest concentration camps on the planet.
The resolution, which was sponsored by 130 countries, declared Israeli settlements in Palestinian territories were illegal and a "major obstacle to the achievement of a just, lasting and comprehensive peace" – which Israel, owing to its belligerent nature and history of conflict, has no desire for when it lives and breathes the fiction of being a ‘victim’ of Pan-Islamic anti-Semitic sentiments.
This decision by President O’Cuckoo, and further threatening the Palestinians with ‘repercussions’ should they push the UN anti-settlement resolution, risks further infuriating Arab peoples at a time of mass street protests in the Middle East and generating well deserved fresh batches of anti-American / anti-Zionist sentiments. Especially so after Washington’s kikesters had placed enormous pressure on the Palestinians to withdraw the resolution and allow the Israelis to continue clearing Palestinian homes and farms to facilitate the mining of that rare earth Holy Land mineral ‘Kikesterite’ - and accept ‘alternatives’ (half of fuck all) - but these were ultimately rejected even by the PLO’s lickspittle leadership as simply too big an insult to anyone’s intelligence.
Speaking from Ramallah in the West Bank, PLO secretary general Shmok Abed Scabbo told the Shaheed Ibn Himar Gazette that the US veto was a foregone conclusion as long as Washington’s Congress and White House were owned and controlled by the ultra-ZioNazi AIPAC and Shylock scumbag banksters.
Ghaban Manuke Khara, the official spokesman for the Gaza Strip’s democratically-elected Hamas Party government, was adamant that to the scrutiny of international eyes and judicial opinions the result was a strong endorsement of the Palestinian position on Israeli settlements – specifically that they are illegal, and an obstacle to peace - which not only isolated Israel as an outlaw rogue state in breach of international law and guilty of war crimes and crimes against humanity – it further isolated the United States and tarred it with the same brush of criminality – and an arbiter state devoid of all credibility in the global community of nations – and alike Israel, an international pariah.
Thought for the day from Hypocrisy Central: The Tory Foreign Secretary, Willy Vague, a career Friends of Israel apologist, today informed members of the gutter press he is "deeply concerned" by the "horrifying levels of unacceptable brutality and violence" used against peaceful protesters in Libya, Bahrain and Yemen – and various other Mid-East despot-ruled shitholes.
Vague further condemned the violence sanctioned by Libyan madman Colonel Muammar al Ghaddafi, and his use of helicopter gunships, heavy weapons fire and units of snipers to kill and wound (last count) over 1,000 democracy-seekers as “not very nice” – especially so when the UK’s National Policing Improvement Agency have not only been teaching these very same Arab state barbarians how to suppress socio-political dissent and deal with Bolshie Muslim protesters up to fatality levels – but also supplying them with the very tools to do so – tear gas, rubber bullets, recyclable body bags, etc, et al.
What pity the effeminate Secretary Vague doesn’t apply equal measures of condemnation against his big buddies in Israel concerning their ‘unacceptable’ war crime deprivations against the Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip – specifically the 2008 / 2009 Festive Season of Goodwill ‘Operation Kill Every Fucker’ 22-day duration aggressive military campaign against the besieged enclave that left thousands of non-combatant women and kids wounded, maimed and dead.
The gospel according to the UN-sponsored report by Richard Goldstone, a neutral international jurist – of the Jewish faith – concluded that the IDF, and by logical association of the chain of command, the nutty Knesst, were guilty of war crimes of a nature equitable to those committed by the Nazis and tried at Nuremberg.
Likewise the IDF’s piratical attack against the Turkish ‘Mavi Marmara’ Freedom Flotilla in international waters that snuffed every fucker old enough to bleed.
Ah well, that’s politics – and the global pariah Israel can do no wrong in the eyes of the international media – press, TV, radio, movies - as long as their Zionist Shylock stooges own and control the whole shebang.
Thank Jehovah for pond scum media tycoons like Rupert Mudrock and his ilk who manipulate the news to conjure public perceptions of which way is up.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Oh, and by the way, fuck the criminal state of Israel, and the Project for a New American Century - and the Rothshite’s New World Order – this ZioNazi-American Empire – overstretched and unmanageable.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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