Scameron: Ambition Exceeds Capability

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A synod of unemployed barrack room lawyers, meeting in the vault of the Swan Roasters Arms in London’s Scumborough Hamlets, broke up their conclave last night, sending the traditional plumes of white smoke up the bar’s Inglenook fireplace chimney before issuing a press release stating that in their hallowed opinion it’s about time the British Prime Minister, Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron, came to terms with the fact his ego far surpasses his intellect and he should limit diplomatic ambitions to sorting out the socio-economic mess that Broken Britain’s in – (courtesy of Thatcherism and New Labour) and not go fucking around with Egypt’s problems – making them worse than they already are.

The numpty gospel declared by Scameron this week states that a "rapid and credible" transition to true and visible democracy in Egypt ‘needs to start immediately – if not sooner’.
However, Scameron, being a silver spoon spoiled prat, and never experiencing, or having to suffer socio-economic privations, misses the entire point, for such is alien to him, of what the Egyptian people are attempting to achieve and attain: specifically liberty, freedom and the pursuit of happiness – which was once the realisation of the American dream before the dystopic Patriot Act was forced down the Yank’s necks following the Israeli false flag attacks on 9/11 - emasculating both their US Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

Jacko McScrunt, spokesman for the ultra-anarchist Bolshie Brotherhood, informed one reporter from the Daily Shitraker “Posh Dave can’t sort out the problems in his own elected bailiwick and now the dense twat’s interfering in Egypt’s – a country and culture he knows sweet fuck all about.”
“Here the pillock is, getting his nose into bringing peace and freedom and democracy to Egypt while only last weekend he’s talking some xenophobic crap in Munich about ‘muscular liberalism’ and doing his best to stir up racial hatred and sectarian riots in the UK twix the manky Muslims and the Anglo-Saxon population – led by the hard-right ‘Hate thy Neighbour’ skinhead squads from the English Defence League.”
“Now the twat’s out to start his own version of the Crusades – well, the Gordon Riots anyway – targeting Muslims and Islam instead of Roman Catholics and Popery. Democracy indeed – be nice to have some here in our Big Brother CCTV-infested surveillance state.”

“Let’s not forget, this is the same pillock who, when elevated to the leadership of the Tory Party and still in opposition, promised us a referendum on EUSSR membership come hell or high water - then, when the possibility reared it’s ugly head that they might win the election cos of Bliar’s and Broon’s calamitous fubars, backed down and denied us the chance. And this is the emasculated lying krunt we’ve got for a prime minister”

“Scameron’s only reacting to the tug on his leash from Baron Rothshite’s crime syndicate – cos the Israeli psychopaths want ElBaredi as their new muppet stooge. But Dave’s gonna screw up badly posing his sad arse on the international stage and playing around with foreign policy – a subject he knows less about than his cloth-eared Foreign Secretary Willy Vague.”
They're best off letting Egypt’s poverty-stricken ‘Have Nots’ sort it out with the greedy, grasping ‘Have’s’ – and bollocks to the cost in blood and guts. Like what Thomas Jefferson once declared: “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots - and tyrants.”

However, Mr McScrunt’s bigoted opinions aside, is the preposterous Scameron so myopic or lacking the facility of 20/20 hindsight from past mistakes, to simply not pause and take one long and discerning judgemental look at the 96-year old Mohamed ElBaradi? Yet another Western stooge and ‘Yes Man’ muppet – a juke box politician – stick a few coins in and he’ll play any tune you want. Then again, he never was a politician but simply a retired UN gopher whose return to Egypt is the first in the last 30 years.
Oh yes, an Egyptian of convenience – just what Israel’s Zionist psychopaths governing the nutty Knesset with Bobo Nuttyahoo want.

Not wishing to lose out on a chance to display himself as a bit of an all round krunt, UK Foreign Secretary Willy Vague, who is touring the region, jumped on the press statement hobby horse right after his snobbish boss Dave, speciously declaring for anyone interested to cast an ear, that the fiasco and pantomime joke that represents the Israeli-Palestinian Middle East peace process could be endangered by the current waves of Pan-Islamic rebellion by the great unwashed against the feudal despotic regimes that govern them.

Has this ‘Friends of Israel’ Tory stooge any comprehension of what the definition of ‘reality’ is? The so-called ‘peace process’ has been a total time-wasting distraction since the days of the Camp David Accords involving Jimmy Carter, super-slime Zbigniew Brzezinski, Menachim ‘Skeletor’ Begin and Anwar Sadat – and has as much chance of success for the marginalised Palestinian populations of the West Bank and the Gaza Strip as shoving butter up a porcupine’s arse with a red hot knitting needle.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Oh, and by the way, fuck the Zionist Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister - and their New World Order.

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