Wednesday, 23 February 2011

IDF Thugs Declare War on Kids

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Thirteen Palestinian boys – an unlucky figure in any society with a thread of superstition running through its culture - all between the ages of 12 and 15, were arrested yesterday by Israeli Forces while on the Jaysh al-Usra School playground in the village of Manuke Khara, in the southern region of the occupied West Bank.

The ZioNazi sadists from the IDF’s Renta-Thug Squad, supported by a unit of Hafganat Koah Brigade special forces, being right out of Asbo’s, instead attacked the children with sound bombs, tear gas, and rubber bullets before making the arrests and carting the lot off for interrogation and a spot of extraordinary rendition at the Ze'ev Jabotinsky Smiley Face Organ Transplant Prison on the outskirts of occupied Nablus.

Colonel Chaneph Zonah of the 21st Mosque Demolition Regiment told one reporter from the Pound of Flesh Gazette that the thirteen youths had been snitched up to the Shin Bet Gestapo by Freddie and Felix Fagin – the notorious ‘False Witness’ grasser twins - for the traditional Judasesque thirty pieces of silver - on suspicion of writing offensive graffiti on the gates of the St Shylock Temple of Latter Day Kikesters and also the West Bank’s 30 foot high Great Apartheid Wall – daubing such profane anti-government slogans as, ‘Rabbi Rosenshite is a Shmok’, ‘Yid Scum Go Home’, ‘Shlomo Matzo Sux’ and ‘Bobo Nuttyahoo’s a Faggot’.

When several teachers and the screaming mothers and siblings of the targeted children ran to their defence, they were beaten by the IDF Renta-Thug Squad and prevented from reaching the area. One grieving mother, Mrs Ochel Batachat , told a reporter from the Hasbara Review “This shitbag IDF commander, Major Mamzer Ratsach, kicks me in the ‘koos’ and says “Go look for your son’s body on the Manuke Khara Kibbutz landfill site when we’ve cut his liver and kidneys out and sold them to some fat old nekesher couch spud in Tel Aviv that needs an organ transplant.”

In an attempt to quell further protests around the area by the ‘National Committee Against the Wall and Illegal Settlements’ and the ‘Palestine Solidarity Project’, the IDF ordered the Jaysh al-Usra School and the village of Manuke Khara bulldozed flatter than a witch’s tits and subsequently shot everyone old enough to bleed.

Thought for the day: The scandalous ‘Balfour Declaration of 1917, a private letter from Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour to Baron Walter Rothshite, (actually a ‘declaration of sympathy’ to succour Jewish whingeing), states that while ‘viewing with favour the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people’ – quote: “it being clearly understood that nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine”….

Hmmm, now which bit of that didn’t the kikester terrorists understand when they caused the Yawm an-Nakbah of 1948 and drove the Palestinian population out of their own country – and today beseige them within the diminished boundaries of the West Bank and Gaza Strip – inside the biggest concentration camps on the planet – imprisoned behind the racially-motivated Great Apartheid Wall of Israel.

The anniversary of the dodgy declaration, 2nd November, is widely commemorated in Israel and among the ZioNazi kikester Jews of America as Balfour Day – with the same date being observed as a day of mourning and protest in Arab countries.

Oh, and by the way, fuck the ZioNazi Chosen People and their-cock-snipping covenant – and their plans for a Greater Israel.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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