Israeli Hypocrites Launch Chutzpah Attack

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The rogue state of Israel’s politicians have thrown yet another of their customary paranoid psychosis fits, howling “Anti-Semitism!” and “Victims!” from the rooftops of the United Nations and the Zionist-owned international media as ‘two’ penny-ante Iranian naval vessels chug slowly along, towards the southern approaches of the Suez Canal - (the international waterway link that runs through Egyptian sovereign territory - and nowhere near Israel) – bound for the Syrian port of Latakia in the Mediterranean.

The terrifying Persian ‘flotilla’ that’s kick started this latest outrage of Israeli paranoia consists of the Manuke Khara, a minor frigate, and the Ghurlatan, a supply boat – which collectively don’t quite constitute the armed naval might of some Pan-Islamic Jolly Jihad ‘Shaheed’ Armada bearing down on the kikester tosspots running Tel Aviv.

Regardless, always ready to cry “Wolf!” and drum up sympathy and promises of extra arms shipments from their AIPAC stooges in Washington, the Israeli Prime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo told one reporter from the Hasbara Gazette that the Knesset had duly alerted "friendly nations" (the Zionist-dominated US of A) concerning the malevolent presence of the warships - and the IDF had upped their war footing to Defcon 2 and bombed a baby milk formula factory on the Gaza Strip as a warning to Hamas.

Israel's Minister for Gross Hypocrisy, Avigdor ‘the Shmok’ Lieberscumm, told anyone willing to listen to his bullshit that "Israel cannot ignore these provocations by the Iranian warmongers. This proves Iran's nerve and self-esteem are growing from day to day – now they have nuclear weapons – and they want to destroy the Jewish homeland here just because we stole it off the mamzer Palestinians."

“If the shitbag Egyptian goyim filth allow them to pass through the canal and into the Mediterranean we will have the ‘O’chel Batachat’ – one of our new Chutzpah class submarines dogging their every move and they’re armed with the latest nuclear-tipped Scatt torpedoes and Shylock 5 cruise missiles rigged with B61 dial-a-yield nuclear warheads.”

Unfortunately, the racist lunatic failed to make mention that the Knesset’s irrational mistrust and delusional psychosis regarding perceived belligerence on the part of the Iranian navy was totally offset by the fact the Zionist stooge US had a couple of carrier fleets of warships in the Persian Gulf with the sole purpose of being there one of 24/7 readiness to participate in a pre-emptive strike against the Iranian Islamic Republic – with Israel keeping their end of the sneak attack bargain up by providing four German-built ‘Jabotinsky-class’ nuclear capable submarines to stay on station – submerged off the Iranian coastline until the shit hits the fan.

Besides their habitual cultural obsessions with usury, foreskins, matzo and the Holohoax, this latest pantomime illustrates the tactics of the outlaw Zionist state when it once again plumbs the depths of dishonour and indecency and include character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the truth – simply to malign the Iranian leadership and generate sympathy for Jehovah’s ‘Chosen People’.
Yep, sympathy – it’s in the dictionary – somewhere between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Thought for the day: Fuck the Zionist kikesters and their New World Order.

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