US Miss ‘Press Freedom’ Hypocrisy

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Totally missing the gross hypocrisy and ironic contradiction of claiming to be the leader of the ‘Free World’ (sic) while persecuting instigators of domestic political dissent, the moronic masters of self-delusion running the Washington DC (District of Criminals) administration of Kenyan impostor President Barky O’Barmy have announced plans to host a “World Press Freedom Day” – and hope that staging such an event in May 2011 will contribute to proving the veracity of their duplicitous and disingenuous commitment to the free flow of information (in-tray to shredder).

So, the Great Satan is to stage a Press Freedom Day - while simultaneously stamping down on the WickedLeaks website revelations – all of which were disseminated in the public interest – but unfortunately expose to the light of day and the public arena the type of ‘bad news’ and information that the criminal elements of Western governments would prefer to keep buried forever – especially so when it concerns foreign policy.

Then we have a choice selection of belligerent ranking US politicians - who would obviously be first in line to toss a hand in the air in support of Press Freedom Day - calling for the actual assassination of the whistle-blowing website’s head honcho, Julian Assange.
Oh yes, the self-same political pondscum who are readying legislation to put an actual Big Brother ‘On-Off’ kill switch on the US (read 'Global') internet system to censor what the public can and cannot read – a system of draconic Thought Police control being copied from the model currently in use and enforced across the People’s Marxist Dystopia of China and soon to be approved by the AIPAC-controlled Congress and O’Barmy’s kikester-loaded Supreme Court.

Ms Mingeeter Cameltoe, a State Department spokeswoman for the rug-munching Secretary Hilarious Rodent Clinton, told one reporter from the Sophistry Gazette that the event would be held in Washington from May 1-3 – with the theme for the commemoration being titled "21st Century Media: New Frontiers, New Barriers."

Wholly unaware of the gross hypocrisy and irony of her blabbering, Ms Cameltoe continued "New media technology has empowered citizens around the world to report on their circumstances, express opinions on world events, and exchange information in political environments sometimes hostile to such exercises of individuals – the God-given right to freedom of expression.”
"Conversely, at the same time, we are concerned about the determination of some foreign governments – such as North Korea and Iran - but no our own or that of Israel - to censor and silence individuals and to restrict the free flow of information."

Hmmm, nice one – especially so when the entire Western media system is Zionist kikester controlled - with a good 75% owned by Rupert ‘Wrinkles’ Mudrock’s ‘News Corporation’ empire – and the US government is scrambling to contain the fallout from the release of tens of thousands of highly inflammatory and criminally-embarrassing top secret diplomatic cables by the WickedLeaks website.

Thought for the day: Considering their hypocritical stance on the dissemination of information to the public, wouldn’t the US government be better staging the World Press Freedom Day event on April 1st (April Fool’s Day) than in May?

Further, considering Washington’s sinister efforts to stamp down on whistleblowing and the release of any information they deem compromising to national security, which usually details their war crimes, perhaps by the time World Press Freedom Day does come around in May then it might even be illegal to report on it.

As to the Internet ‘On-Off’ kill switch used to isolate communications in the rebellion-stricken Third World shithole of Egypt – and currently being contemplated by the US and various other Western governments concerned that their unwashed masses of peasants are getting too well informed and Bolshie – these cretins should never forget that it’s an easy move to go back to man with forked stick bearing message. It might not work at the speed of light but the method was used successfully to kick start the French Revolution of 1789 – and what a shock that was to the monarchy’s psyche.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Oh, and by the way, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.