Saturday, 7 February 2009

Israeli Double-Agent is White House Chief of Sleaze

Rahamim Emanuel, an Israeli Mossad agent, appointed as Bar-rat O’Barmy’s Yiddishkeit Chief of Staff, will fail to squash the Second Amendment outright.
However, he may yet achieve his real Satanic Masters’ objective by the old tried and trusted tip-toe / step by step approach : starting with citizens who’s names are on the No-Fly terrorist suspect list being banned from owning hand guns.
(The US FBI asinine ‘No-Fly’ list : how pitifully clich├ęd and Orwellian / Kafkaesque that term sounds)

Remember, remember the 6th of November (2008)? When the newly-elected President O’Barmy appointed Rahm Emanuel as his Chief of Staff and everyone thought he was a Mexican.
Emanuel. It even sounds Mexican until you view his name in entirety : Rahamim ‘Israel’ Emanuel. Emanuel means ‘God is with us’ in Hebrew, and Rahamim literally translates as ‘rain’ or colloquially means ‘shower of shit’.

Although you probably got it right first time: - his middle name says it all : Israel. They do adore rubbing our noses in their blatant Zionist scat, do they not. Really, you couldn’t make this stuff up : a White House run out of Tel Aviv.

So, we pose the question : does he work for the O’Barmy administration or the Israeli Knesset? A question many US citizens and interested political watchdogs around the world are now asking too.
An ‘Israel First’ White House Chief of Sleaze : and reputedly the kind of mamzer who makes you want to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Oh yes, reputation proceeds him by a full city block. Not so much a problem solver but the man who makes problems go away : normally inside a body bag.

Is he untouchable? CIA boss George Tenet was after nailing his Israeli double-agent spying arse to the Justice Department’s door during the Clinton administration but the Lewinsky fellatio impeachment crisis sort of upset the apple cart and diverted critical attentions.

His father, Benjamin M. Emanuel, a Jerusalem-born director of the Sahara Forest Timber Company, was a member of the jewish terrorist organisation Irgun.
The Jewish mother, Martha Smegmaslut, was the daughter of a Chicago union enforcer. She worked as a speakeasy bouncer and owned a local Rub and Tug massage parlour before going on to be a celebrity head-banger psychiatric case.

Rumours abound that Emanuel is a closet gay posing as a married hetrosexual family man type to maintain his political edge and clout. Maybe, and there again, maybe not.
However, as a boy he took ballet lessons and is a summa cum laude graduate of the Freddie Faggot School of Poofy Dancing. Say no more.

Emanuel is a close friend and associate of fellow Chicagoans Hot Rod (wanna buy a Senate seat?) Blagojevich and David Axelrod.
The latter was chief strategist for the 2008 Barack Obama presidential campaign and signed the ketuba, a marriage contract, at Emanuel's wedding, (Marriage contract? How typically jewish)

Emanuel once told reporters that his proudest political moment was the 1993 Rose Garden signing ceremony, after the Oslo Accords, between Israel and the Palestine Liberation Organization Emanuel directed the details of the ceremony, down to the choreography of the famous Masonic handshake between israeli Slime Minister, shitbag rabin and PLO leader Yes-sir Marafat, the PLO’s leader until he was poisoned by mossad in 2004 with radioactive elements a la Alexander Litvinenko.

Known by political insiders as a sore loser and hysterical screamer, he is renown for making a noise like someone peeling a tomcat when he can’t get his own way.
Emanuel is known for his "take-no-prisoners attitude" that has earned him the nickname "Rahm-bo”. He is said to have mailed a not-too-kosher rotting piglet to a former coworker after the two parted ways.

On the night after the 1996 election, Emanuel was so angry at the president's enemies that he stood up at a celebratory dinner with colleagues from the campaign, grabbed a steak knife and began rattling off a list of betrayers, shouting 'Dead! ... Dead! ... Dead!' and plunging the knife into a halal blancmange after every name.

Prior to Tony Bliar giving an arse-kissing pro-Clinton speech during the “Monica doesn’t swallow” blowjob impeachment hearings, Emanuel reportedly screamed in Bliar's face "Don't fuck this up!”

Some of the world’s finest and accomplished rock climbers attempted to scale Emanuel’s massive ego in 2007 but the endeavour was called off at 28,00 feet after one climber fell to his death through a lack of common sense.

Though executive producer Lawrence O’Dildo has denied it, the mad scheming psychotic character Hymie Slimeberg in Warner Bros. The West Wing television political soap is said to be based on Rahm Emanuel.

So, we have Rahm Emanuel as White House Chief of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton appointed as Secretary of State and notorious Russia-hater Zbigniew Brzezinski as the administration’s foreign policy guru, and this constitutes O’Barmy’s promised policy of Change? Gimmee a break. More like a line up of the “Usual Suspects”.

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