Thursday, 15 March 2012

US Zionist Stooge Pushes Blockade of Iran Oil

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The chairman of the US Senate Armed Services Committee, Carl ‘Warts n All’ Levin, speaking on Sky NLP’s ever-popular ‘Scaremongers Hour’ programme, has expressed an opinion that he would not be surprised if the mad-dog Israel regime, which regards a nuclear-armed Iran as a threat to its military hegemony in the Middle East, decided on a pre-emptive strike in the coming months.

To avoid such a confrontation ever occurring, Levin has put forward a proposal to impose an international (read US / UK / French / Israeli) naval blockade of Iran’s oil exports - prior to the Israeli psychopaths carrying out a military strike against the nation’s nuclear research facilities and kick starting World War III and Armageddon: a state of affairs that the Tehran government would most certainly deem a casus belli for calamitous and devastating retaliatory action.

In a Friday interview with the Warmongers Gazette the flabby Democratic Senator for Michigan – yet another AIPAC-muppet and Shylock of convenience, claimed that in his unqualified opinion a naval blockade of Iran is an option that needs to be considered in order to escalate pressure against the Islamic Republic – wholly missing the point of possible confrontations when a fleet of super tankers from the Peoples Marxist Utopian Republic of China turned up in the Gulf for their contracted orders of Iranian crude and some moronic US naval dildo tells them to fuck off.

But to give the clot his due, Levin did foresee complications with his strategy as Iran is OPEC's second-largest oil producer and the world's third-biggest petroleum exporter - if alternative crude supplies were not sourced prior to any such naval siege – and thus avert potential price hikes in the global crude market that might well initiate a bloody revolution throughout Western domains when the cost of basic commodities went through the roof and the Capitalist system bore the brunt of the common herd’s ire.

Then, getting totally carried away with his own verbosity, Levin suggested the imposition of a Libya style "no-fly zone" over Iran – obviously clueless to the actual geographic size and terrain of Greater Persia – and too the most embarrassing fact that Iran have the ballistic capability to deal with any intrusion by foreign aggressor aircraft – and demonstrated such quite eloquently by recently shooting down one of the US super stealth RQ-170 Sentinel drones.

Levin, yet another AIPAC frog who dreams of being a toad, voiced optimism that strict sanctions, including the planned oil purchase embargo by the European Union, scheduled to take full effect on the 1st July, might well have forced Iran to comply with US and Israeli demands had the scheme not totally backfired – with Iran pre-empting the EUSSR move by cutting off supplies to those European nations that would dare harm her export trade within days of such an embargo being announced – and then selling off the same on 12-month contracts to eager bidders from East Asia.

Thought for the day: There are those within the US administration and Pentagon who wish Levin would keep his gob shut and not aggravate an already potentially-explosive situation just to please his Rothshite and Zionist masters in London and Tel Aviv.
They, in their calculated appraisal of intelligence reports on Iran not pursuing a nuclear weapons objective, would prefer Israel – and their running dog Levin - to take a step back and apply a spot of 20/20 hindsight (hardly likely) and remember how the FDR administration forced Japan into a pre-emptive attack on the US in 1941 due their blockade of the nation’s industrial-commercial vital lifelines.

Oh, and by the way, fuck the Zionist Freemasons and their New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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