Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In what obviously constitutes an illegal act of belligerence and a direct threat against Iran - (and World peace) - the US Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Mike Moronsky, yesterday informed one reporter from the Warmongers Gazette that Washington is 'very ready' to launch an attack on Tehran – with added emphasis to the fact they’re not just ‘ready’ but ‘very ready’.
"There are real threats to peace and stability in the Middle East and Central Asia, and Israel’s made no secrets over their concerns about Iran.”
"From my perspective I see Iran continuing on this path to develop their own space station loaded with nukes and lasers and shit - and I believe such a development and achieving that goal would be very destabilizing to the region – outer space that is," General Moronsky continued.
Amid a standoff over Iran's nuclear program, both Tel Aviv and Washington have repeatedly threatened Tehran with the "option" of a military strike, based on Zionist owned media propaganda that Iran's nuclear work may consist of ‘splitting atoms’ -- an allegation Iran has repeatedly denied – instead claiming that the US is splitting hairs.
Admiral Moronsky, a man who got his leg-up in the military hierarchy by ‘messing around in boats’, suffers from severe learning difficulties and believes everything he see on Rupert Mudrocks Shit News channel – or AIPAC lobbyists whisper in his ear - a condition further aggravated by his inbred ‘Muslims under the mat’ paranoid phobia.
While ignoring the Israeli aggressor’s possession of the sole nuclear weapons arsenal in the Mid-East, Moronsky went into blabberwocky mode, declaring that “These Iranians are like that Saddam guy in Iraq – they’ve got weapons of mass distraction. They’ve got plants producing baby formula milk powder – and that feeds more Muslim sprogs who’ll grow up to be Revolutionary Guards and Jolly Jihad suicide bombers. Plus they have factories turning out ammonium nitrate and claim it’s for agricultural fertiliser – and others that make gallons of brake fluid - and bleach – and we all know what happens when you mix that shit together – Ka-fucking-Boom!”
To add further insult to injury, Lindsey Graham, the piranha-toothed faggot Republican Senator for South Carolina – the good ole red neck state – who, in a total criminal breach of international law and the Geneva Conventions - recently urged Washington to destroy the Islamic Republic of Iran through military action.
To quote: “Not just neutralise their emerging nuclear programme but sink their navy, destroy their air force and deliver a decisive blow to their Revolutionary Guard – and kill every fucker there old enough to bleed.”
Hmmm, thank you Senator Lindsey Warmonger – obviously you’ll be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize next year - or some other equally odious humanitarian award.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Thought for the day: Fuck the US and Israel – and the Masonic Zionist ‘Project for a New American Century’. May it run for as long as the Nazi’s ‘Thousand Year’ Third Reich did: 1933 to 1945 – 12 years.
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