UK Internet Censorship 2011

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

While the shambles that is currently posing as the UK’s Libservative coalition government are mulling the most dangerous (and unconstitutional) precedent of banning public political protest gatherings, (demonstrations / marches) their latest daft idea to be thought up since their last daft idea (the mega-bucks tuition fees hike) is to introduce legislation to censure the internet.

Under the primary bullshit guise of an internet screening scheme designed to protect children, the plan is to have service providers automatically block all porno’ websites – and hence force kids to sneak off to their bedrooms and watch Rupert Mudrock’s Sky Global ‘Masturbation Aid’ porn’ channel in private.

The gospel news according to the Daily Shitraker claims the UK’s biggest broadband providers, which include BT, Virgin Media and Squalk-Squalk, have been ‘officially and formally summoned’ to a meeting in January with the Minster for Communications Ed Vaizey, the incumbent Tory MP for Wanton-Destruction, to discuss how they can implement a compulsory system of blocking web content deemed ‘unfit’ by the government.

Vaizey, the type of person who still thinks wood grows on trees, is yet another of Posh Dave Scameron and Georgie Oddbourne’s Oxford Bullingdon Club ‘Hooray Henry’ mates to squirm his way into the Tory-dominated ‘sham coalition’ cabinet, and will doubtless be remembered by one and all for his dodgy claims in the House of Conmans expenses scandal for blowing a few thousand quid of taxpayer’s money on antique chairs and top-end Russian designer furniture from Okhrana of Minsk.

So Cabbage Patch Dave has been instructed by his controllers to get a handle on internet censorship – by sneaking it in via a ‘child protection’ backdoor façade – then this seemingly innocent move will be expanded to a draconic level to restrict free individual choice – with faceless bureaucrats and government jobsworths selecting the content to be prohibited from public view.

Vaizey, known as a ‘keen lobbyist for tighter internet restrictions’ (read ‘advocating greater Big Brother state power over the individual’) is also an enthusiastic proponent of the People’s Marxist Dystopia of China’s totalitarian
system, where internet censors don’t give a flying fuck about porno’ content but instituted what has become known as the Great Firewall of China.

Now all internet traffic is routed through proxy servers and gateways controlled by Beijing’s political Thought Police who focus on blocking any and all protest and criticism against the geriatric Politburo’s authoritarian misrule – with a crack down on instant messaging, chatrooms, text messages, blogs and the Falun Gong website due the fact that net technology was successfully used to ‘defame’ the corrupt government and organize mass political demonstrations.

Is this the model which Vaizey and Co wish to impose on the British internet browsing public – wholly ignoring what Magna Carta states concerning freedom of choice regarding internet access? First implement restrictions under the sham of blocking porn sites to protect our children – then the conspiracy theory sites and all alternative (true) news sources. In fact all anarchy- orientated materials and anything that’s even slightly critical of the establishment and not up to the required level of lickspittle brown-nosing sycophancy. So, bye-bye WickedLeaks to access.

Hence, that’s their plan, to stifle the open exchange of public views and sentiments where only the state-owned (read Zionist) media is government-approved.

Hmmm, while attempting to introduce via stealth their Big Brother intrusive surveillance systems so Britain becomes a panopticon close-circuit society of paranoid Winston Smith’s peering over their shoulder, it’s a pity they don’t apply the same concern for our children by banning the toxic chemical aspartame from soft drinks, chewing gum and candies – or the mind-numbing, thyroid-stifling fluoride from toothpaste, gobwash and drinking water – or mercury-laced vaccines that a healthy immune system can well do without, thank you.

While we’re getting so concerned over porn’ and the corruption of minors then why doesn’t Scameron’s sham Libservative coalition publish in the public press the complete list of names and positions of the 7,250 child pornographers and paedophile suspects identified in the United Kingdom in the 1999 international investigation run by Britain's National Criminal Intelligence Service, code named Operation Ore.
(In the United States, Operation Ore's counterpart was Operation Avalanche, which netted a total of 35,000 child porno’ website users.)

Some 1850 people were criminally charged in the case and there were 1451 convictions. Almost 500 people were interviewed "under caution" by police, meaning they were suspects. Some 900 individuals remain under investigation. In early 2003, British police began to close in on some top suspects named in the investigation, including senior members of Blair's government and a choice selection of House of Conmans Parliamentarian MP’s, Upper House Lords - and Whitehall civil service mandarins.

When the Sunday Shitraker obtained via Ox-Rat, the international snitch and grassers watchdog charity, a copy of the CIS list of Labour MPs who had used credit cards to pay for internet child pornography, which resulted in the arrest of one of PM Tony Bliar’s most important aides (and raving paedophile) Phillip Lyon, Bliar responded by imposing a massive news blackout on the press to prevent them publishing any details of the investigation and revealing that 90% plus of Whitehall and Parliament are infested with shirt-lifters and kiddie fiddlers.

Perhaps if Operation Ore’s investigation had been allowed to proceed to an honest conclusion and prosecutions, and not been stifled by the preposterous war criminal Bliar to protect the paedophiles comprising his Labour government, then eventually the truth concerning the Dunblane school massacre and Thomas Hamilton running a Freemasons paedo’ club for ranking government officials such as Lord Slobertson might have been exposed at long last.

Once the dominoes started to topple, maybe even the scandalous Hollie Greig case involving scores of ‘special needs’ children being sexually abused by the establishment worthies running Scotland’s crime – and kiddie-fiddling – capital of Scaberdeen might have at long ‘overdue’ last attracted the attentions of the Crown Prosecution Service to bring the perverted pederast villains responsible for rapes and murder to justice.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Oh, and by the way, fuck the Libservative coalition and their Internet censorship scheme.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.