UK/US Question Paki’ Nukes Security

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

One of the latest embarrassing ‘top secret’ diplomatic communications eavesdropped and copied by Mossad (then passed on for release through the international snitch and grassers website WickedLeaks) originating from the desk of a senior UK Ministry of Paranoia panjandrum, Sir Morton Bogbrush, to the US Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, in September 2010 reveals that Britain is ‘worried shitless’ about the safety and security of Pakistan's nuclear weapons arsenal.

The Rodent’s reply from Washington stated that "Our major concern is with them all being shifty Muslim types and that some military insider sympathetic to the Jolly Jihadists group is gonna steal either an entire nuke or smuggle out enough material to build a weapon for Hamas or Hezbollah or al Qaeda – or the Taliban."
"Even though the place is bollocks deep in monsoon floodwaters and an economic catastrophe to boot, Pakistan’s still producing nuclear weapons at a faster rate than any other country in the world – including North Korea and Israel."

A follow-up communication from the Rodent’s PA, Ms Mingeeter Godemiche, makes specific mention of White House fears concerning tensions between Pakistan’s all-powerful army chief, General Trashcan Parvez Kayani and the US puppet-stooge President Asshole Ali Zardari – and how a military coup is a distinct possibility in light of repeated US Predator drone attacks against their border areas with Afghanistan.
Commenting on the release of the communications between themselves and London, Ms Godermiche informed a reporter from the Buck-Passer Gazette “Just watch and wait – if we see a military coup d’etat in Pakistan over this then WickedLeaks chief anarchist, Julian Blancmange will be to blame.”

Much in a similar vein, Pentagon chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral Billy Bob Moron, speaking with the Warmongers Weekly opined "These Paki’ guys have around 120,000 people directly involved in their nuclear and missile programmes – an’ all Muslims too - so there’s no way they’re 100% trustworthy cos they call us the Great Satan an’ hate our Democratic freedoms.”

“No shit, just look at our own nuclear weapons programmes over the years – with security tighter than fish’s arsehole yet we still got infiltrated to saturation point with Hymie spies – from Los Alamos days with the Rosenbergs and Fuchs to having Mossad’s shylocks pilferin’ enriched uranium and plutonium from NUMEC in the 1960’s - to them there kikester double agents Larry Franklin an’ Ben ami Kadish – an’ now we got this other twat Jonathan Porridge floggin' off our nuke secrets to Israel like a garage sale.”

“Hellfire, our entire administration, and government’s infested with pro-Zionists and Yids who believe in this Children of the Covenant bullshit and that they’re gonna achieve Israel’s ‘manifest destiny’ like it’s written in their Protocols of Zion – with all the Gentile goyim as their slaves in their Greater Israel’s Jew World Order.”

Conversely, the Pakistan foreign office spokesman Abdul Batshit responded with indignation to the leaked US and UK apprehensions "Their fears are misplaced and fall in the realm of obnoxious condescension.”
“They question the security and moral attitude aspects concerning our nuclear arsenal of nukes? Indeed, they need to take a long look in the mirror first concerning their 1940’s Manhattan project. They built a uranium bomb and a plutonium core bomb – then went straight out and did a couple of live field tests on Japan and killed every fucker and their dog with two big bangs.”

"As to ourselves, as much as we’d simply love to nuke India, there has not been a single incident involving our fissile material, which clearly reflects how strong our controls and mechanisms are. We’ve never detonated a micro-nuke planted in a monsoon drain outside an Australian bar in Bali like Israel did – then try to blame it on a car bomb set off by Islamic terrorists."
"We do not do such despicable things like false flag terror attacks on other nations alike the Zionist Western intelligence agencies. It is time these scumbags part with their historical biases against us and put a stop to this racially-motivated habit of Paki-bashing."

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