Friday, 3 December 2010

Canada’s ‘Rasputin’ Calls for Assange Murder

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

WickedLeaks founder Julian Blancmange is at risk of being assassinated for his ‘assumed’ responsibility in releasing zillions of highly embarrassing top secret US diplomatic and military documents that were covertly eavesdropped and copied by the Israeli Mossad then passed on to his website in sub rosa fashion to imply the blame lay with some hapless US service personnel who’d suffered an attack of conscience.
Blancmange is currently in hiding, and due the threats to his life and festoons of arrest warrants issued by InterPlod, intends to remain so indefinitely – if not longer (at 14, Grassers Terrace in Snitchford, just off the M25) for his own security, according to the website's spokeswoman Fellattia van der Gamm.

Ms van der Gamm told one reporter from the Whistleblowers Gazette that Blancmange’s safety was at stake after US politicians such as the White House’s rug-munching Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, called for him to be burned at the stake for treason - and a certain Tom ‘Rasputin’ Flanagan, an upper echelon political adviser to the moronic Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, had the criminal temerity to declare for the public record that the WickedLeaks' chief anarchist should be hunted down like a mad dog and summarily snuffed – with extreme prejudice.

While Sweden have an arrest warrant out for Blancmange for politically-concocted charges of sexual assault and rape against two of their female nationals – the Uppsala-based ‘Choc Full of Slutts Bar’ lap dancers, Ms Olga Skank and Ms Takem Orloff, InterPlod have also issued warrants for his arrest on unspecified and legally-questionable charges which concern the embarrassment of several Western power’s diplomatic corps – especially so the United States.

However, PM Harper’s ‘Rasputin’ -Tom Flanagan - in total disregard for Section 21 of the Criminal Code of Canada, which states that inciting, aiding or abetting murder is a criminal offence, declared during a television interview that “Blancmange should be assassinated and US President Barky O’Barmy needs to put out a contract and maybe use Predator drones to target him. I know some pretty reliable Mafia types who’ll do a hit in exchange for a plea bargain – or another Vancouver casino license.”

So, this is the calibre of the people, of the so-called academics and political science bod’s advising Canada’s Harper government – a cabal of vigilante types who ignore the ethics of moral society to demand the murder of a person ‘suspected’ of being responsible for publishing whistle-blower supplied documents that doubtless fall under the heading of ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ – and no more – shameful and red-faced embarrassing as they might well be in exposing the questionable and criminal excesses of the belligerent US neo-con’s and other coerced Western powers in pursuing their wars of aggression and treating the Third World’s populations like shit.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Thought for the day: The consensus of official Western intelligence opinion is that the diplomatic communications were obviously eavesdropped by the Israeli Mossad then passed on to WickedLeaks – due the sore thumb fact they mention and embarrass every Western aligned power – apart from Israel.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

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