Assange Makes 'Bail or Else' Threat

WickedLeaks founder and head honcho Julian Blancmange this morning informed one reporter from the Scandalmongers Gazette that if Bow Street Magistrates Court didn't grant his bail today then the anti-authoritarian anarchy website would be publishing the true copy of US President Barky O'Barmy's Kenyan birth certificate - circa 4th August 1961 – issued at Nyang'oma Kogelo, a village in Siaya District, some 30 miles from Kisumu, located on the north-east shore of Lake Victoria – and too a copy of the adulterated / counterfeit original – with the word ‘Kenya’ obscured by typex and ‘Hawaii’ scribbled in with pencil.