Israeli ‘Hasbara’: Might is Right

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we once again bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to the ‘Hadashot Ha’aretz’ left-wing newsrag, the psychopathic Israeli Minister of Foreign Affairs, Avigdor ‘the Shmok’ Lieberscum has officially launched an all-out ‘dirty deeds’ ‘hasbara’ diplomatic campaign to dissuade the international community from recognizing an independent Palestinian state along the 1967 borders - and to further abrogate the passage of a UN Security Council resolution against settlement building on Palestinian lands – especially where Israeli bulldozers have just flattened existing homes during the hours of darkness – along with the occupants.

The hasbara effort will include an immediate US-taxpayer funded public relations campaign (read blackmail, bribery, and other forms of nefarious coercion – including the ‘laying of violent hands’ – care of Mossad’s homicidal maniacs) on the subject to blitz the bureaux of the premiers, foreign ministers and Parliaments in each respective target nation - as well as the dissemination of a legal position paper – to be published via Rupert Mudrock’s pro-Zionist News Corporation - expressing that only an expansion of the current slow-cook ethnic cleansing ‘Final Solution’ programme against the manky Muslim populations of the West Bank and Gaza Strip can end the Palestinian-Israeli conflict.

According to Tel Aviv’s Ministry of Genocide director, Zayin O’chel Batachat, "Seeking a United Nations resolution on settlement activity is simply fucking the cat and a total waste of time. These stubborn Palestinian scumbags are like donkeys – they want the lands back that we stole during the 1948 Nakba and then again in 1967 – and that isn’t going to happen.”

In their latest outpouring of disingenuous and perjurious ‘hasbara’ the Ministry for Propaganda, working in conjunction with the US-based pro-kikester AIPAC lobby is out to prove that ‘might is right’’ and the Palestinian population of - er – Palestine – are squatting on Jehovah’s holy ground – the Children of the Covenant’s ‘Promised Land’.

Conversely, Bazzer McScrunt. Director of Ox-Rat, the international war crimes watchdog, told one reporter from the Scandalmongers Gazette: “Here we go again, God’s Chosen People are using their customary disingenuous blend of chutzpah and hasbara to silence their critics and justify the genocidal ethnic cleansing of Palestinians so they can seize their lands to build yet another chain of Kikester Kibbutz’s and a few more Shylock Heights housing developments.”

“Believe me, just Google it up – they’ve even got a Hasbara Handbook – which reads like an extract from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion – the so-called anti-Semitic forgery purportedly scribed by Russian agents to discredit international Jewry.”
“However, this Hasbara Handbook was composed for the World Union of Jewish Scumbags by Sheldon Scattstein and Seymour Slimeberg of the Washington-based ‘AIPAC Institute for Latter Day Kikesters’.”

“And just in case readers are asking themselves “What the fuck is Hasbara?” the word refers to the propaganda efforts to sell a houlier-than-thou Israel, justify its homicidal actions, and defend it against negative goyim world opinion. Using contemporary euphemisms, it is public diplomacy for Israel - or using a pejorative interpretation, then it is apologia.”

“Israel portrays itself as fighting on two fronts: the Palestinians and world opinion. While the former gets the sharp end of the proverbial 'stick', the latter is dealt with via the vehicle of hasbara. The premise of hasbara is that Israel's problems are a matter of better propaganda, and not one of an underlying unjust situation and the fact the Jews have been fucking up royally since they coerced Pontius Pilate to crucify Jesus for them in 33 AD during the Feast of the Pissover.”

“Henry Kissinger, who often flaunts himself as a pro-Zionist and orthodox Shylock, but is actually a Ashkenazi Sabbatean-Frankist Jew of convenience - motivated by self-interest – once said of the Israeli Jews: “This people have been kicked around and persecuted for 2000 years now so it’s pretty obvious, applying the dialectic of Karma, that they must have fucked up pretty badly somewhere down the path of History and done something very wrong. So, it’s little wonder they’ve invented this hasbara trick to make themselves look good.”

Thought for the day: No doubt the UK government’s ‘Friends of Israel’ clubs, Tory faction led by ultra-Zionists PM Posh Dave Scameron and Foreign Secretary Willy Vague; Lib-Dum faction led by party fuhrer Mick Clogg; and Labour faction led by Kim Jong Ed (aka Red Ed Millipede - The Emissary from the Planet Fuckwit) will all be doing their bit peddling influence to support the psychopathic rogue state and their pathetic hasbara campaign.

Labour Friends of Israel boasts some of the wealthiest supporters – and donors - of the party – including pro-Zionist pondscum shylocks Lord Sainsbury of Turdville, Sir Trevor Double-Chinn, Sir Emmanuel Kike - plus the scandal-smeared duo of Michael Levy (cash for honours) and David Abrahams (dodgy donations).

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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