Kerry: US Will Fund Syrian Terrorists

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Great Satan’s new Secretary of State John ‘Gung-Ho’ Kerry, taking over the hardline pro-ZioNazi stance of his rug-munching predecessor, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, informed one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that the good ole US of A - (beacon of democracy / land of the free - and all that hypocritical shit) - is to push Saudi Arabia and Qatar to step up support for the Syrian rebel terrorist groups as they continue their futile, squabbling attempts to topple President Bashar al-Assad, slaughter as many civilians as possible – and Balkanise the entire country as per the Iraqi template – so Turkey can annex the northern provinces and the rogue state of Israel steal a massive swathe of territory below the Golan Heights and into the Rif Dimasq and Dar’a provinces.

Kerry, opening gob before engaging brain, boasted that he had the word from the Kenyan cuckoo that the US was committed to providing direct support to rebel forces in the form of Slackwater / XE’s – (or rather their current morphed identity guise as Academi) - ‘technical advisers’ and lots of assault rifles – specifically the very ones being confiscated from American citizens in an unlawful breach of their Constitutional 2nd Amendment rights.

He further promised an additional $60 million bucks in cash-in-hand financial aid to the Syrian opposition leaders to pay outstanding 5-star hotel bills in Istanbul for themselves and the trains of hangers-on – with any loose change left over to be used to deliver basic governance and other services in rebel-controlled areas of the civil war-stricken country.

Really, where the fuck do the US get these clinically-insane Zionist-funded – and directed - warmongering tossers who know fuck all about the world, the cultures they are attempting to subvert, or the protocols of foreign policy and diplomacy
The fact that Israel and the Great Satan’s ZioNazi AIPAC / ADL / B’nai B’rith lobbyist groups swear on a stack of Torahs that Syria’s President Basher al Assad – (a Russian / Iranian supported client state) heads an illegal regime - that doesn’t actually equate as fuck all as their faction-ridden rebel scumbag stooge mujahideen are foreign Muslim terrorists out for the money and a spot of blood sport mayhem.

But that’s old shit for brains Kerry’s view of the situation – not a fucking clue. “Hey, we don’t like Assad – same as his old man - he’s friends with the Ruskies – and the Iranians – so let’s fund the terrorists” – and that is the essence of this burgeoning proxy war the US and Israel have kick started to give Russia and Iran the finger.

Reading from his kikester-scripted crib sheet Kerry pontificated that "President Assad is out of time and hence to my mind out of power – so he needs to step down and allow a democratic transition – as there’s no way in Hell he’s going to shoot his way out of this little war even with a superior armed force propped up by foreign fighters from Iran and Hezbollah.”

So here we go again - Order into Chaos by design – as per Libya and nasty NATO’s humanitarian intervention farce – with US arms caches provided to the anti-Gaddafi rebels in Benghazi ending up in the hands of rebels in Algeria, and Mali – and fuck knows where else.
Thus as per Iraq and Libya - how can this unregulated flood of weapons be kept out of the hands of extremist Islamist groups – when the guys getting the weapons ‘are’ the extremists?

What’s more to the point, does any fucker or their dog still equipped with two brain cells achieving telemetry and a couple of ounces of common sense believe that supplying these tossers with funds and weapons will boost the influence of the Edomite Mafia-controlled Western governments if they eventually win the day and become the ‘government’ (sic) in a post-Assad Syria? No fucking chance.

Thought for the day. Fuck the Great Satan and the Masonic Secret Handshake Club and the poxy Jesuits and Opus Dei and the Edomite Mafia - and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – and their New World Order.

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