Friday, 22 March 2013

IDF Spray Palestinians with ‘Yid Shit’

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Acting on orders from the outlaw state of Israel’s ultra-Jabotinskyist PM Bobo Nuttyahoo and the Likit Party’s Ministry for Expropriation of Palestinian Lands, the IDF’s 21st Thuggery Brigade have sprayed Palestinian homes in the village of Nabi Krapp with raw sewage as a collective punishment for organising weekly protests against the Great Apartheid Walls built on occupied West Bank land and around the besieged Gaza Strip.

The international human rights and wrongs monitor Kunt-Watch have published a video on YouTube showing Israel’s armoured tanker trucks fitted with ‘kosher crap’ water cannons spraying the sewage on the Arab Muslim protesters in yet another of the regular punitive actions visited on the hapless Palestinian victims of the rogue ZioNazi state.

The non-lethal ‘Scat Cannon’ has been added to the barbaric Israeli military’s ‘harah’ arsenal for crowd control following complaints lodged by Amnesty International over the numbers of demonstrators killed by live fire dum-dum bullets since the Palestinians had grown accustomed to breathing tear gas which now had zero effect on them – and their youths were adept at catching rubber bullets and then throwing them back as IDF’s defenceless Yassam riot police and the Hafganat Koah Brigade troops.

General Shylock Shochet, commander of the IDF’s Half-Cock Regiment’s elite Ethnic Cleansing Squad confided to one gutter press hack from the Hudaibiya Gazette that “All these villages and farms in the occupied West Bank have been declared a Military Control Zone and the Palestinian inhabitants evicted to make room for more of our illegal settlers that are arriving from Russia and the Ukraine by the busload every day. This is why the two-state scenario must remain in the realms of fantasy – a daydream – as we need our Greater Israel, stretching from the Nile to Euphrates.”

“So while we’re still searching for that Final Solution to our Palestinian problem, the sewage spray trick sort of gives them a hint that they’re not welcome in Israel any more – even if it was once Palestine.”
“Hey, facts of life, isn’t it, they need to get over it and shove off elsewhere as this is the Promised Land – bequeathed to God’s Chosen People – that’s us – and not a few tribes of suicide bombing Muslim goat herders.”

Shochet’s home truths were backed up by Moshe Ya’alon, the incoming defence minister for the Likit Party’s new hard-right coalition government. A former Chief of Staff of the Israeli army, Ya’alon once announced that the Palestinian threat was like cancer and an existential threat – which required a fatal dose chemotherapy.

And this chemotherapy treatment manifested in a wave of shock and awe death and destruction visited on the hapless Palestinians during the Second (Al-Aqsa) Intifada (28th September 2000 – 8th February 2005) - with the IDF’s psychopaths infamously firing over a million rounds of live ammo at Palestinian demonstrators in the first few days of the uprising.

Hmmm, Final Solution, eh - obviously that’s the game plan with the Knesset’s lunatic fringe government. But surely there’s gotta be some statute or other in the Nuremberg Code or Geneva Conventions or UN Human Rights & Wrongs legislation that outlaws spraying Muslims with Yid Shit – and obviously all manner of nasty bacteria, salmonella, E-coli, botulisms and all the other evil parasitic bacterial organism that thrive in a kikester’s gut?

Okay folks, let’s have a big round of appreciative applause for the Shovrim Shtika Patrol – those Israeli whistle-blowers still possessed of a moralist conscience. And don’t forget the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) campaign to hit any fucking thing with a barcode starting with 729 – which indicates all goods grown or produced by Israël in lands expropriated (a big word for ‘stolen’) from the rightful Palestinian owners.

Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise.

Further, let us not forget the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men. Women and children - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation and torture centre.

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Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

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