... BY ROGUE ELEMENTS OF THE CORRUPTION-RIDDEN SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT / JUDICIARY / GRAMPIAN PLOD SQUAD / KIDDIE FIDDLING ABERDEEN MASONIC MAFIA OVER COVERAGE AND EXPOSURE OF THE HOLLIE GREIG PAEDOPHILE SEXUAL ABUSE SCANDAL.
Well, last year they tossed Robert Green in Aberdeen's answer to Alcatraz for exposing the same child molesting scandal - come Rusty's trial later this year they'll be doing the same to him and evidence be damned - then we can start a 'Free Rusty' campaign, same as we did for Robert.
The Grampian Plod Squad agents of the evil VIP paedo Nonceland Mafia might have blocked the Prisoners of Conscience International group’s office broadband line from accessing their Skewed News Views weblog and posting ‘The Truth’ – but they can’t prevent Anonymous from doing the job. Never forget: ‘Our name is Legion – for we are Many’.
This is the information the sinister paedo' PTB want blocked:
http://paulmalpas.com/uncategorized/tim-rustidge-prisoner-of-conscience-or-martyr-against-pornography/
http://paulmalpas.com/uncategorized/the-rustige-family-and-the-disgraceful-grampian-police/
http://robertgreensblog-holliegreigcampaign.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/the-outrageous-abduction-of-timothy.html
http://robertgreensblog-holliegreigcampaign.blogspot.ch/2013/04/persecution-of-rustige-family-in.html
http://holliedemandsjustice.org/content/category/other-court-cases/tim-rustige/
http://holliedemandsjustice.org/content/20-march-2013-in-court-with-rusty-in-aberdeen/
Rusty’s MP is Graham Brady, email crowthers@parliament.uk and the Westminster phone number is 0207 219 1260 and constituency office 0161 904 8828.
... NEVER FEAR ... LIKE MACARTHUR BEFORE US ... RUSTY'S SKEWED NEWS VIEWS WILL RETURN ... AND WITH A VENGEANCE.
Sunday, 31 March 2013
Friday, 22 March 2013
IDF Spray Palestinians with ‘Yid Shit’
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Acting on orders from the outlaw state of Israel’s ultra-Jabotinskyist PM Bobo Nuttyahoo and the Likit Party’s Ministry for Expropriation of Palestinian Lands, the IDF’s 21st Thuggery Brigade have sprayed Palestinian homes in the village of Nabi Krapp with raw sewage as a collective punishment for organising weekly protests against the Great Apartheid Walls built on occupied West Bank land and around the besieged Gaza Strip.
The international human rights and wrongs monitor Kunt-Watch have published a video on YouTube showing Israel’s armoured tanker trucks fitted with ‘kosher crap’ water cannons spraying the sewage on the Arab Muslim protesters in yet another of the regular punitive actions visited on the hapless Palestinian victims of the rogue ZioNazi state.
The non-lethal ‘Scat Cannon’ has been added to the barbaric Israeli military’s ‘harah’ arsenal for crowd control following complaints lodged by Amnesty International over the numbers of demonstrators killed by live fire dum-dum bullets since the Palestinians had grown accustomed to breathing tear gas which now had zero effect on them – and their youths were adept at catching rubber bullets and then throwing them back as IDF’s defenceless Yassam riot police and the Hafganat Koah Brigade troops.
General Shylock Shochet, commander of the IDF’s Half-Cock Regiment’s elite Ethnic Cleansing Squad confided to one gutter press hack from the Hudaibiya Gazette that “All these villages and farms in the occupied West Bank have been declared a Military Control Zone and the Palestinian inhabitants evicted to make room for more of our illegal settlers that are arriving from Russia and the Ukraine by the busload every day. This is why the two-state scenario must remain in the realms of fantasy – a daydream – as we need our Greater Israel, stretching from the Nile to Euphrates.”
“So while we’re still searching for that Final Solution to our Palestinian problem, the sewage spray trick sort of gives them a hint that they’re not welcome in Israel any more – even if it was once Palestine.”
“Hey, facts of life, isn’t it, they need to get over it and shove off elsewhere as this is the Promised Land – bequeathed to God’s Chosen People – that’s us – and not a few tribes of suicide bombing Muslim goat herders.”
Shochet’s home truths were backed up by Moshe Ya’alon, the incoming defence minister for the Likit Party’s new hard-right coalition government. A former Chief of Staff of the Israeli army, Ya’alon once announced that the Palestinian threat was like cancer and an existential threat – which required a fatal dose chemotherapy.
And this chemotherapy treatment manifested in a wave of shock and awe death and destruction visited on the hapless Palestinians during the Second (Al-Aqsa) Intifada (28th September 2000 – 8th February 2005) - with the IDF’s psychopaths infamously firing over a million rounds of live ammo at Palestinian demonstrators in the first few days of the uprising.
Hmmm, Final Solution, eh - obviously that’s the game plan with the Knesset’s lunatic fringe government. But surely there’s gotta be some statute or other in the Nuremberg Code or Geneva Conventions or UN Human Rights & Wrongs legislation that outlaws spraying Muslims with Yid Shit – and obviously all manner of nasty bacteria, salmonella, E-coli, botulisms and all the other evil parasitic bacterial organism that thrive in a kikester’s gut?
Okay folks, let’s have a big round of appreciative applause for the Shovrim Shtika Patrol – those Israeli whistle-blowers still possessed of a moralist conscience. And don’t forget the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) campaign to hit any fucking thing with a barcode starting with 729 – which indicates all goods grown or produced by Israël in lands expropriated (a big word for ‘stolen’) from the rightful Palestinian owners.
Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise.
Further, let us not forget the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men. Women and children - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation and torture centre.
Shit spraying link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-njv7RJqtRM
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Acting on orders from the outlaw state of Israel’s ultra-Jabotinskyist PM Bobo Nuttyahoo and the Likit Party’s Ministry for Expropriation of Palestinian Lands, the IDF’s 21st Thuggery Brigade have sprayed Palestinian homes in the village of Nabi Krapp with raw sewage as a collective punishment for organising weekly protests against the Great Apartheid Walls built on occupied West Bank land and around the besieged Gaza Strip.
The international human rights and wrongs monitor Kunt-Watch have published a video on YouTube showing Israel’s armoured tanker trucks fitted with ‘kosher crap’ water cannons spraying the sewage on the Arab Muslim protesters in yet another of the regular punitive actions visited on the hapless Palestinian victims of the rogue ZioNazi state.
The non-lethal ‘Scat Cannon’ has been added to the barbaric Israeli military’s ‘harah’ arsenal for crowd control following complaints lodged by Amnesty International over the numbers of demonstrators killed by live fire dum-dum bullets since the Palestinians had grown accustomed to breathing tear gas which now had zero effect on them – and their youths were adept at catching rubber bullets and then throwing them back as IDF’s defenceless Yassam riot police and the Hafganat Koah Brigade troops.
General Shylock Shochet, commander of the IDF’s Half-Cock Regiment’s elite Ethnic Cleansing Squad confided to one gutter press hack from the Hudaibiya Gazette that “All these villages and farms in the occupied West Bank have been declared a Military Control Zone and the Palestinian inhabitants evicted to make room for more of our illegal settlers that are arriving from Russia and the Ukraine by the busload every day. This is why the two-state scenario must remain in the realms of fantasy – a daydream – as we need our Greater Israel, stretching from the Nile to Euphrates.”
“So while we’re still searching for that Final Solution to our Palestinian problem, the sewage spray trick sort of gives them a hint that they’re not welcome in Israel any more – even if it was once Palestine.”
“Hey, facts of life, isn’t it, they need to get over it and shove off elsewhere as this is the Promised Land – bequeathed to God’s Chosen People – that’s us – and not a few tribes of suicide bombing Muslim goat herders.”
Shochet’s home truths were backed up by Moshe Ya’alon, the incoming defence minister for the Likit Party’s new hard-right coalition government. A former Chief of Staff of the Israeli army, Ya’alon once announced that the Palestinian threat was like cancer and an existential threat – which required a fatal dose chemotherapy.
And this chemotherapy treatment manifested in a wave of shock and awe death and destruction visited on the hapless Palestinians during the Second (Al-Aqsa) Intifada (28th September 2000 – 8th February 2005) - with the IDF’s psychopaths infamously firing over a million rounds of live ammo at Palestinian demonstrators in the first few days of the uprising.
Hmmm, Final Solution, eh - obviously that’s the game plan with the Knesset’s lunatic fringe government. But surely there’s gotta be some statute or other in the Nuremberg Code or Geneva Conventions or UN Human Rights & Wrongs legislation that outlaws spraying Muslims with Yid Shit – and obviously all manner of nasty bacteria, salmonella, E-coli, botulisms and all the other evil parasitic bacterial organism that thrive in a kikester’s gut?
Okay folks, let’s have a big round of appreciative applause for the Shovrim Shtika Patrol – those Israeli whistle-blowers still possessed of a moralist conscience. And don’t forget the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) campaign to hit any fucking thing with a barcode starting with 729 – which indicates all goods grown or produced by Israël in lands expropriated (a big word for ‘stolen’) from the rightful Palestinian owners.
Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise.
Further, let us not forget the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men. Women and children - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation and torture centre.
Shit spraying link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-njv7RJqtRM
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Prayer: A Waste of Time Kneeling
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Last Friday’s Red Nose Day turned into Red Face Day for the Beeb with complaints from the four corners of the known Universe pouring in by the barrow load and still ricocheting off the walls at Broadcasting House like a ballistic squirrel blasted out of its brain on crystal meth as every fucker and their dog seems to have been stricken with the dreaded lurgy pandemic symptoms of CSHFS - (Complete Sense of Humour Failure Syndrome).
BBC Comptroller Rupert McGroper, speaking to a gutter press hack from the Curmudgeons Gazette tabloid, opined that “Red Nose Day indeed – it ‘s turned out as more at ‘Punch in the Nose Day’ with all the angry phone calls, tweets and e-mails that have hit the communications desk. Seriously, I kid you not, any fucker would have thought we were auctioning off Jimmy Savile’s kiddie porn photo collection on Paedo Bay and not simply broadcasting a Comic Relief satire sketch on the Christian faith con’ trick.”
The actual ‘offending skit’ which featured Rowan Atkinson taking the piss out of the Archbishop of Canterbury and exposing the entire Catholic / Protestant mythical religious construct as a money-spinning / control mechanism scam designed by the First Century AD Roman Piso and Flavian dynasty authors of ‘The Gospels’ to get the offertory plates filled and keep the common herd in line until someone invented televisions - has now seen an excess of 40 million complaints land on BBC Trust Chairman Chris ‘Three Chins’ Patten’s desk since Friday.
In the pre-21:00 watershed sketch, Atkinson – portraying a fictional version of Archbishop Justin Welby - compared Jesus' disciples to a bunch of gullible dog wankers – and Judas as a right back-stabbing twat – the Judean equivalent of some low-life disgruntled whistle-blowing scumbag out for his Andy Warthole predicted 15 minutes of global fame – and the bedtime tradition of kneeling in prayer a total waste of space and effort.
Vatican spokesman Cardinal Guido Corruptioni, speaking to media hacks outside Rome’s St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Catamites, opined that “This is all very distressing, for our new Pope Francis is only just getting into the job and we all know that the proletariat masses would all sooner listen to Rowan Atkinson cracking funnies on the telly and doing his Mr Beano impersonation than the Pontiff preaching the gospel and talking some serious shit about the declining morality of our Big Society and how we’re all in this together – or am I getting mixed up with Posh Dave Scameron?”
A host of UK stars were involved in this year's event - which marked Comic Relief's 67th anniversary – with the first 1945 show staged and hosted by impresario Sir Dinsdale McScrunt - and featuring the pathetic kikester vaudeville stand-up duo, Freddy & Felix, the Fagin twins - to offset the tragic-comedy shock of the British population finding out that World War Two was a bad joke on Hitler’s part which went totally wrong when he pretended to invade Poland back in September 1939 just to wind Neville Chamberlain up.
Other sketches featured X Factor mogul Simon Cowell being gang buggered by the strapon-wielding Dyke Sluts lesbo girl band he rejected on the show as being ‘too butch’ - while Ricky Gervais went to have that colossal ego massaged and his head exploded in a cloud of brain snot – followed by Ant and Duck getting burned at the stake – which was voted the best spot of the entire evening’s entertainment when the HSE exec couldn’t find the padlock key for their shackles and the fire brigade got stuck in traffic and arrived after nothing remained of the pair of Geordie dog wankers but ashes.
The official BBC apology line stated for the public record: “Whoops sorry, our mistake – as usual – but the sketch – all part of the charity fundraising effort to help people with red noses - was actually aimed at that segment of the national community equipped with a sense of humour and intended to amuse and entertain – and not really cause any offence to a bunch of miserable, whingeing bastards stricken with the collective IQs of the compost heap’s community of retarded nematodes."
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Last Friday’s Red Nose Day turned into Red Face Day for the Beeb with complaints from the four corners of the known Universe pouring in by the barrow load and still ricocheting off the walls at Broadcasting House like a ballistic squirrel blasted out of its brain on crystal meth as every fucker and their dog seems to have been stricken with the dreaded lurgy pandemic symptoms of CSHFS - (Complete Sense of Humour Failure Syndrome).
BBC Comptroller Rupert McGroper, speaking to a gutter press hack from the Curmudgeons Gazette tabloid, opined that “Red Nose Day indeed – it ‘s turned out as more at ‘Punch in the Nose Day’ with all the angry phone calls, tweets and e-mails that have hit the communications desk. Seriously, I kid you not, any fucker would have thought we were auctioning off Jimmy Savile’s kiddie porn photo collection on Paedo Bay and not simply broadcasting a Comic Relief satire sketch on the Christian faith con’ trick.”
The actual ‘offending skit’ which featured Rowan Atkinson taking the piss out of the Archbishop of Canterbury and exposing the entire Catholic / Protestant mythical religious construct as a money-spinning / control mechanism scam designed by the First Century AD Roman Piso and Flavian dynasty authors of ‘The Gospels’ to get the offertory plates filled and keep the common herd in line until someone invented televisions - has now seen an excess of 40 million complaints land on BBC Trust Chairman Chris ‘Three Chins’ Patten’s desk since Friday.
In the pre-21:00 watershed sketch, Atkinson – portraying a fictional version of Archbishop Justin Welby - compared Jesus' disciples to a bunch of gullible dog wankers – and Judas as a right back-stabbing twat – the Judean equivalent of some low-life disgruntled whistle-blowing scumbag out for his Andy Warthole predicted 15 minutes of global fame – and the bedtime tradition of kneeling in prayer a total waste of space and effort.
Vatican spokesman Cardinal Guido Corruptioni, speaking to media hacks outside Rome’s St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Catamites, opined that “This is all very distressing, for our new Pope Francis is only just getting into the job and we all know that the proletariat masses would all sooner listen to Rowan Atkinson cracking funnies on the telly and doing his Mr Beano impersonation than the Pontiff preaching the gospel and talking some serious shit about the declining morality of our Big Society and how we’re all in this together – or am I getting mixed up with Posh Dave Scameron?”
A host of UK stars were involved in this year's event - which marked Comic Relief's 67th anniversary – with the first 1945 show staged and hosted by impresario Sir Dinsdale McScrunt - and featuring the pathetic kikester vaudeville stand-up duo, Freddy & Felix, the Fagin twins - to offset the tragic-comedy shock of the British population finding out that World War Two was a bad joke on Hitler’s part which went totally wrong when he pretended to invade Poland back in September 1939 just to wind Neville Chamberlain up.
Other sketches featured X Factor mogul Simon Cowell being gang buggered by the strapon-wielding Dyke Sluts lesbo girl band he rejected on the show as being ‘too butch’ - while Ricky Gervais went to have that colossal ego massaged and his head exploded in a cloud of brain snot – followed by Ant and Duck getting burned at the stake – which was voted the best spot of the entire evening’s entertainment when the HSE exec couldn’t find the padlock key for their shackles and the fire brigade got stuck in traffic and arrived after nothing remained of the pair of Geordie dog wankers but ashes.
The official BBC apology line stated for the public record: “Whoops sorry, our mistake – as usual – but the sketch – all part of the charity fundraising effort to help people with red noses - was actually aimed at that segment of the national community equipped with a sense of humour and intended to amuse and entertain – and not really cause any offence to a bunch of miserable, whingeing bastards stricken with the collective IQs of the compost heap’s community of retarded nematodes."
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 21 March 2013
RUSTY'S COURT APPEARANCE 20/03/2013
Well, apart from the Aberdeen courthouse staff being on strike yesterday due throwing some sissy fit over the ‘system’ knobbling their pension rights and the entire shambles being confined to one courtroom – then shut down at 13:00 hours for the day, Rusty’s ‘pleading diet’ court appearance was tactically brought forward as the PTB 'VIP kiddie fiddling ring' and local Plod Squad didn’t like the embarrassing presence of the Hollie Demands Justice campaign brigade outside the courthouse – led by the stalwart anti-paedo abuse campaigner Belinda McKenzie who’d travelled up from London to demonstrate and protest on Rusty’s behalf.
Braving the falling snow and howling wind, Belinda’s crew were top notch, handing out flyers and displaying both ‘Hollie’ and ‘Justice for Rusty’ placards - with a big thanks to Malcolm, Paul and Les for their support.
Apparently, through the postings on Robert Green’s blog and both the David Icke and Hollie Demands Justice websites calling for support against this latest travesty of justice gone mad, the Aberdeen court and Crown Office have been inundated with protest e-mails and dead cats / doggy poop bags shoved through their letter boxes as expressions of the public sentiment and ire concerning the venal and vindictive actions of You Know Who - the dodgy Dame - to prosecute (read 'persecute') anyone who dares mention it's craven name in connection with the notorious Hollie Greig scandal - or any other of her alleged scandals for that matter - especially Operation Planet, 'Cadder' or Lockerbie and failing the 'Semtex Challenge'.
Braving the falling snow and howling wind, Belinda’s crew were top notch, handing out flyers and displaying both ‘Hollie’ and ‘Justice for Rusty’ placards - with a big thanks to Malcolm, Paul and Les for their support.
Apparently, through the postings on Robert Green’s blog and both the David Icke and Hollie Demands Justice websites calling for support against this latest travesty of justice gone mad, the Aberdeen court and Crown Office have been inundated with protest e-mails and dead cats / doggy poop bags shoved through their letter boxes as expressions of the public sentiment and ire concerning the venal and vindictive actions of You Know Who - the dodgy Dame - to prosecute (read 'persecute') anyone who dares mention it's craven name in connection with the notorious Hollie Greig scandal - or any other of her alleged scandals for that matter - especially Operation Planet, 'Cadder' or Lockerbie and failing the 'Semtex Challenge'.
Curse of Euro Slams Cyprus Savers
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Cypriot President Nicos Aniseedballs yesterday confided to a press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette that while pillaging 10% of the public’s savings - from what they thought were sacrosanct bank accounts - has provoked a wave of mass outrage from the common herd and negatively affected his socio-political popularity rating to the extent it has dropped overnight to ‘minus 10’ – this daylight robbery strategy was necessary to stave off a state of national insolvency - otherwise the IMF were going to send in a crew of nasty debt-collecting bailiffs to break his legs and rip the gold fillings out of his teeth – then hold a car boot sale of sovereign heritage assets – starting by shoving the Lefkosia Museum’s priceless Agia Irini sanctuary pottery figurines on eBay.
The 10 billion euro mugging of the common herd, expedited on the orders of the IMF and enforced by a compliant stooge EUSSR hierarchy in Brussels, marks a radical departure from previous international aid packages – such as that of Greece where the IMF, the Shylock Bank of International Usury, the European Central Bank, the St Mammon’s Bank of Filthy Lucre and the Bank of the Golden Calf simply kept throwing wheelbarrows of euro notes at the hopeless case Debtocracy economy until the bought and paid for government shaped up into ‘good dog’ mode and learned to sit, beg, roll over – and play dead.
Henceforth the lower end of the food (and information) chain population demographic will have their retirement nest eggs, pensions, meagre savings and personal piggy banks officially violated to avoid the fiscal collapse of their entire national economies due the mismanagement of the casino culture banksters and incompetent morons they voted into office to run the country – with Italy, Spain, Portugal and Ireland next on the IMF’s hit list.
Aniseedballs was elected as the Cypriot leader in February on a promise to solve the country's debt crisis – with nary a mention of actually stealing the money out of the voter’s savings accounts – which has resulted in a market boom of Nicos Aniseedballs’ voodoo dolls and Gyppo witches doing a roaring ‘cash-in-hand’ trade in designer curses cast on the Presidential head.
Opposition leader Georgios Lickinass is urging supporters to stage a protest rally and demand Aniseedballs’ resignation and the ouster of his Democratic Ripoffs Party for betraying the people's vote and stabbing them in the back or - more correctly – the wallet – then announcing a ‘bank holiday’ so depositors can’t withdraw their hard-saved ackers.
Harry ‘Pitbull’ McGnasher, a British expatriate in Cyprus, spoke to an interviewer from the BBC’s ‘Extortionist Hour’ programme “All the effin’ money wot I got from blagging security vans back in Blighty woz invested here in Limassol’s First Swindlers Bank. This is highway effin’ robbery an’ if I wasn’t wanted by Interpol I’d report the twats ter the police.”
So too with the likes of the scores of Russian oligarchs who made zillions of bucks out of sweetheart deals during the USSR breakup and misrule of the vodka-soaked mess of a premier known as Bonkers Boris Yeltsin - and who now as exiles have stashed what banksters refer to as ‘lots and lots of money’ in the Cyprus banks.
Owner of Wankprom Oil, Oleg Mobsaroubles, along with cohort Igor Crooksky of Gulag Gaz and Michail Sackashit, CEO of Russtheft Energy, confided to media hacks that they had managed to wring an exemption on their liquid capital investments deposited with the island’s banking institutions out of President Aniseedballs by threatening to take out a hit contract on him and his extended family - up to the cousins twice removed level – and every other fucker on his Christmas card list.
So, any soothsayers out there with a fiscal solvency solution reflecting back from their crystal balls? Perhaps apply the Darwinian principle of survival of the fittest and copy a page out of sensible shoes Iceland’s book - and instead of targeting its population with brutal austerity measures and bailing out the erring banks, let the insolvent fuckers go to the wall, then arrest the casino culture banksters for their Money-Go-Round spend-a-thon sins – and straight to jail without passing Go – or picking up a mega-bucks bonus.
Thought for the day. Cyprus has come up with a cracking idea in our opinion and we wish Austerity Dave Scameron and Nick Clegg and their squirly Con-Dem Coalition would adopt the same as we’d simply jump to the front of the queue to let them have 9:9% of our burgeoning overdraft at Barclays.
Ho-ho-ho, joking aside, fuck the Eurozone, and the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate and the Edomite Mafia and the Freemasons and shifty Shylock’s ZioNazi New World Order and the entire fatally flawed concept of global governance.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Cypriot President Nicos Aniseedballs yesterday confided to a press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette that while pillaging 10% of the public’s savings - from what they thought were sacrosanct bank accounts - has provoked a wave of mass outrage from the common herd and negatively affected his socio-political popularity rating to the extent it has dropped overnight to ‘minus 10’ – this daylight robbery strategy was necessary to stave off a state of national insolvency - otherwise the IMF were going to send in a crew of nasty debt-collecting bailiffs to break his legs and rip the gold fillings out of his teeth – then hold a car boot sale of sovereign heritage assets – starting by shoving the Lefkosia Museum’s priceless Agia Irini sanctuary pottery figurines on eBay.
The 10 billion euro mugging of the common herd, expedited on the orders of the IMF and enforced by a compliant stooge EUSSR hierarchy in Brussels, marks a radical departure from previous international aid packages – such as that of Greece where the IMF, the Shylock Bank of International Usury, the European Central Bank, the St Mammon’s Bank of Filthy Lucre and the Bank of the Golden Calf simply kept throwing wheelbarrows of euro notes at the hopeless case Debtocracy economy until the bought and paid for government shaped up into ‘good dog’ mode and learned to sit, beg, roll over – and play dead.
Henceforth the lower end of the food (and information) chain population demographic will have their retirement nest eggs, pensions, meagre savings and personal piggy banks officially violated to avoid the fiscal collapse of their entire national economies due the mismanagement of the casino culture banksters and incompetent morons they voted into office to run the country – with Italy, Spain, Portugal and Ireland next on the IMF’s hit list.
Aniseedballs was elected as the Cypriot leader in February on a promise to solve the country's debt crisis – with nary a mention of actually stealing the money out of the voter’s savings accounts – which has resulted in a market boom of Nicos Aniseedballs’ voodoo dolls and Gyppo witches doing a roaring ‘cash-in-hand’ trade in designer curses cast on the Presidential head.
Opposition leader Georgios Lickinass is urging supporters to stage a protest rally and demand Aniseedballs’ resignation and the ouster of his Democratic Ripoffs Party for betraying the people's vote and stabbing them in the back or - more correctly – the wallet – then announcing a ‘bank holiday’ so depositors can’t withdraw their hard-saved ackers.
Harry ‘Pitbull’ McGnasher, a British expatriate in Cyprus, spoke to an interviewer from the BBC’s ‘Extortionist Hour’ programme “All the effin’ money wot I got from blagging security vans back in Blighty woz invested here in Limassol’s First Swindlers Bank. This is highway effin’ robbery an’ if I wasn’t wanted by Interpol I’d report the twats ter the police.”
So too with the likes of the scores of Russian oligarchs who made zillions of bucks out of sweetheart deals during the USSR breakup and misrule of the vodka-soaked mess of a premier known as Bonkers Boris Yeltsin - and who now as exiles have stashed what banksters refer to as ‘lots and lots of money’ in the Cyprus banks.
Owner of Wankprom Oil, Oleg Mobsaroubles, along with cohort Igor Crooksky of Gulag Gaz and Michail Sackashit, CEO of Russtheft Energy, confided to media hacks that they had managed to wring an exemption on their liquid capital investments deposited with the island’s banking institutions out of President Aniseedballs by threatening to take out a hit contract on him and his extended family - up to the cousins twice removed level – and every other fucker on his Christmas card list.
So, any soothsayers out there with a fiscal solvency solution reflecting back from their crystal balls? Perhaps apply the Darwinian principle of survival of the fittest and copy a page out of sensible shoes Iceland’s book - and instead of targeting its population with brutal austerity measures and bailing out the erring banks, let the insolvent fuckers go to the wall, then arrest the casino culture banksters for their Money-Go-Round spend-a-thon sins – and straight to jail without passing Go – or picking up a mega-bucks bonus.
Thought for the day. Cyprus has come up with a cracking idea in our opinion and we wish Austerity Dave Scameron and Nick Clegg and their squirly Con-Dem Coalition would adopt the same as we’d simply jump to the front of the queue to let them have 9:9% of our burgeoning overdraft at Barclays.
Ho-ho-ho, joking aside, fuck the Eurozone, and the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate and the Edomite Mafia and the Freemasons and shifty Shylock’s ZioNazi New World Order and the entire fatally flawed concept of global governance.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Wednesday, 20 March 2013
WTF Next? A Muff-Munching Monarch?
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
While the lower House of Conmans Tory / Lib-Dum fubar of a coalition government are occupied on a 24/7 basis arguing the toss with their New Labour opposition foes and conjuring up legislation to sanction a swathe of dirty deeds and ways to commit further treason against the electorate they were voted into office to represent the best interests of - by pawning the life’s blood of our once sceptred isle to the Rothshite crime syndicate and associated Edomite Mafia’s Fortune 500 corporations – a gaggle of dipshit morons in the upper House of Lords have awoken from their Rip van Wanker slumber with the not-so bright idea of questioning the legal status of hereditary succession for a future raving dyke of a lesbian muff-licking Queen (Amazon dynasty) ‘if’ her first born progeny is the product of artificial insemination.
Laugh you might, believing the world couldn’t get any dafter with speculation and debate on such academic conundrums as Scientific Creationism, ontological proof of the existence of God, String Theory, the existence of the Higgs-Boson - and who the fuck is going to win the next ‘I’m a Celebrity’ contest - but the Upper House has a well-deserved reputation for being complete waste of time and simply serves as a doss pit for influence-peddling scumbags who picked up a life peerage for their political crimes.
Here – amongst others - Lord Peter Scandalson of the Fudgers (aka Vermin in Ermine) comes immediately to mind as the type of bottom feeder who signs in every weekday morning to collect his £300 quid tax-free daily attendance allowance before allegedly legging it down to some low life guest house pederast hang-out near Barnes Common for a spot of kiddie fiddling.
Thus we are stricken with a crew of House of Lords tosspots given to thinking up stupid schemes and asinine ideas that will surpass the moronic content of their last stupid idea, and led by Tory peer Lord Teddy True of the Numptys believe gay marriage legislation and the techniques and ethics of artificial insemination dictate that the law of succession needs to be updated to prepare for a married lesbian Queen who conceives using donor sperm from one of their European mongrel relatives belonging to the Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha / Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg blue blood shape-shifting lizard lineage.
Conversely the gay rights charity Backs-to-the-Wall was not impressed, with chief executive Ben Bummerskill informing a press hack from the Iron Hoof Gazette that "These old fogey members of the House of Lords need to shut the fuck up as it’s Parliament’s job to sort out the ‘Succession To The Crown Bill’ which could, if ratified and passed, allow the first-born daughter of a monarch to become Queen - and further lift the historic Tudor era ban on Roman Catholics acceding to the throne.”
So, if it isn’t complicated enough already with the inbred mutant crew of royal parasites like the bat-eared Prince Chazzer – aka the Royal Plant Whisperer - sucking the life’s blood out of the hapless taxpaying common herd, now we’ve got to accommodate rug-munching monarchs and their Sapphic sisters – and create roles such as Keeper of the Royal Godemiché.
But there’s nowt queerer than folk and nothing new in history when we consider the number of closet case and self-outed bum-fucking kings that have held the reins of power over the centuries – with the most recent that also-ran Wally Simpson – a bisexual ‘both ways’ swinger – almost becoming ‘Queen Wally the First – but settled for Mrs Bessie ‘Wallis’ Warfield Spencer Simpson-Windsor when the Mk VIII model Edward abdicated to facilitate his marriage to the troll.
Rumours are rampant in regal whistle-blowing circles that Wally used to give hubby Edward aka ‘David’ / Duke of Windsor one up the bum with her strapon dildo when not otherwise engaged in a ménage et trios with her Moroccan maid and the well-hung US Marine Snotty Bowers – a constant house guest at their Le Moulin de la Tuilerie mansion home.
Thought for the day. So it’s any fucker’s guess how that projected ‘fantasy’ scenario of Lord True’s will go down with the PTB – especially considering what happened to Princess Di’ when she became too much of a proverbial populist pain in the arse, dissing land mines and then getting up the duff with Dodo al Fayed’s sprog – hence targeted for assassination in the engineered Pont de l’Alma tunnel car smash, and the foetus sliced out of her gut, with mother and child murdered in a Satanic sacrifice ritual in the back of a SAMU ambulance by one of France’s secret handshake club surgeons, Dr Freddy Maillez, while en route to the Pitié-Salpêtrière Hospital.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
While the lower House of Conmans Tory / Lib-Dum fubar of a coalition government are occupied on a 24/7 basis arguing the toss with their New Labour opposition foes and conjuring up legislation to sanction a swathe of dirty deeds and ways to commit further treason against the electorate they were voted into office to represent the best interests of - by pawning the life’s blood of our once sceptred isle to the Rothshite crime syndicate and associated Edomite Mafia’s Fortune 500 corporations – a gaggle of dipshit morons in the upper House of Lords have awoken from their Rip van Wanker slumber with the not-so bright idea of questioning the legal status of hereditary succession for a future raving dyke of a lesbian muff-licking Queen (Amazon dynasty) ‘if’ her first born progeny is the product of artificial insemination.
Laugh you might, believing the world couldn’t get any dafter with speculation and debate on such academic conundrums as Scientific Creationism, ontological proof of the existence of God, String Theory, the existence of the Higgs-Boson - and who the fuck is going to win the next ‘I’m a Celebrity’ contest - but the Upper House has a well-deserved reputation for being complete waste of time and simply serves as a doss pit for influence-peddling scumbags who picked up a life peerage for their political crimes.
Here – amongst others - Lord Peter Scandalson of the Fudgers (aka Vermin in Ermine) comes immediately to mind as the type of bottom feeder who signs in every weekday morning to collect his £300 quid tax-free daily attendance allowance before allegedly legging it down to some low life guest house pederast hang-out near Barnes Common for a spot of kiddie fiddling.
Thus we are stricken with a crew of House of Lords tosspots given to thinking up stupid schemes and asinine ideas that will surpass the moronic content of their last stupid idea, and led by Tory peer Lord Teddy True of the Numptys believe gay marriage legislation and the techniques and ethics of artificial insemination dictate that the law of succession needs to be updated to prepare for a married lesbian Queen who conceives using donor sperm from one of their European mongrel relatives belonging to the Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha / Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg blue blood shape-shifting lizard lineage.
Conversely the gay rights charity Backs-to-the-Wall was not impressed, with chief executive Ben Bummerskill informing a press hack from the Iron Hoof Gazette that "These old fogey members of the House of Lords need to shut the fuck up as it’s Parliament’s job to sort out the ‘Succession To The Crown Bill’ which could, if ratified and passed, allow the first-born daughter of a monarch to become Queen - and further lift the historic Tudor era ban on Roman Catholics acceding to the throne.”
So, if it isn’t complicated enough already with the inbred mutant crew of royal parasites like the bat-eared Prince Chazzer – aka the Royal Plant Whisperer - sucking the life’s blood out of the hapless taxpaying common herd, now we’ve got to accommodate rug-munching monarchs and their Sapphic sisters – and create roles such as Keeper of the Royal Godemiché.
But there’s nowt queerer than folk and nothing new in history when we consider the number of closet case and self-outed bum-fucking kings that have held the reins of power over the centuries – with the most recent that also-ran Wally Simpson – a bisexual ‘both ways’ swinger – almost becoming ‘Queen Wally the First – but settled for Mrs Bessie ‘Wallis’ Warfield Spencer Simpson-Windsor when the Mk VIII model Edward abdicated to facilitate his marriage to the troll.
Rumours are rampant in regal whistle-blowing circles that Wally used to give hubby Edward aka ‘David’ / Duke of Windsor one up the bum with her strapon dildo when not otherwise engaged in a ménage et trios with her Moroccan maid and the well-hung US Marine Snotty Bowers – a constant house guest at their Le Moulin de la Tuilerie mansion home.
Thought for the day. So it’s any fucker’s guess how that projected ‘fantasy’ scenario of Lord True’s will go down with the PTB – especially considering what happened to Princess Di’ when she became too much of a proverbial populist pain in the arse, dissing land mines and then getting up the duff with Dodo al Fayed’s sprog – hence targeted for assassination in the engineered Pont de l’Alma tunnel car smash, and the foetus sliced out of her gut, with mother and child murdered in a Satanic sacrifice ritual in the back of a SAMU ambulance by one of France’s secret handshake club surgeons, Dr Freddy Maillez, while en route to the Pitié-Salpêtrière Hospital.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 19 March 2013
Fortune 500 Run Broken Britain
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Yep, like the banner headline says – the Fortune 500 corporations run Broken Britain – that’s why it’s fucking ‘broke’ with a large capital B – and all thanks to the mad menopausal old trout, Maggie Twatcher and her 1980’s mismanagement of the affairs of our once-sceptred isle – getting a cob on with the miners and unions and de-industrialising the very nation that put the E in Engineering and was the genesis of the Industrial Revolution.
Maggie the Maniac besides, the ‘real’ rot set in at the end of the last Ice Age with the tax on woad, and came to a head during the First World War - then festered on under a succession of dog wanker governments – Tory, Liberal and Labour. And let’s not forget that hot on Twatcher’s heels the UK suffered the incompetent Major years – what a fucking disaster that clot was – followed by career war criminal and serial hypocrite Tony Bliar and the useless Gordon ‘Incapability’ Brown’ – and now this ridiculous pantomime of a Con-Dem coalition government – with all 649 dipshit MPs being adherents of the Golden Calf cult and having the Mammon-worshipping Fortune 500 lobbyists as their primary concern constituents – and not the hapless demographic who voted them into Parliamentary office – putting them in breach of their contractual compact of trust and duty of care with the masses.
To continue with this diatribe of condemnation, new research by the anti-poverty campaign group Kunt-Watch has revealed that 32% of House of Conmans politicians in the UK government, including top cabinet ministers, are not only linked to child pornography website download offences and under investigation by the Met’s Operation Paedo – plus guilty of referring to Plod Squad officers as ‘Plebs’ - but also influence peddling on behalf of UK finance and energy company lobbyists still driving the discredited Chicken Little global warming scare-mongering scam to sell the carbon credits cap n trade exchange and grab lucrative subsidies for wind farms and fracking operators.
Chlamydia Mingerot, director of Kunt-Watch, informed one press hack from the Environmental Pillagers Gazette that they condemned the finance-energy complex at the heart of government, which links big finance and energy corporations like British Polluters, Scatt Oil and Russia’s Wankprom Energy and Gulag Gaz to UK ministers at the very top of the government - including Dithering Dave Scameron, Willy Vague, George Osborne, Michael ‘Pob’ Gove, Oliver Leftwing and Vince Cobble - all conspicuously pro-ZioNazi Friends of Israel stooges ‘and’ secret handshake brotherhood Monday Club bottom feeding scumbags.
Speaking at the Tory party’s spring conference in London under an Eden / Macmillan chronic pessimism era Winds of Change banner, Scameron informed the bored assembly that he was determined to stick to the traditional Nasty Party values – and continue screwing the working class for all they are worth – which since May 2010 is less than under New Labour - thanks to Gordon Broon’s Money-Go-Round spend-a-thon policy driving the economy into Debtocracy mode – for which he, Bliar, Darling and Balls should all be charged with treason and burned at the stake whether found guilty or innocent – or mentally unfit to plead.
The UK would be better off with Wallace and Gromet running the show than this stand-up tragic-comedy farce of a Scameron and Clegg coalition – and Dithering Dave doing his Dick Dastardly ‘Austerity Measures’ act – and not only shitting kittens over the possible revelations of Operation Fernbridge ending up with the collaring of half the cabinet and a goodly section of the Lords, but falling over their own feet to dissociate themselves from the resulting scandal relating to the publicising of the scale of lobbying and revolving doors that exist between the world of banks, hedge funds and stockbrokers and the Shitehall and House of Conmans corridors of power – with this influence peddling reaching into the royal domain and Prince 'Porkbarrel' Andrew up for selling his soul to the highest bidder – and thirty pieces of filthy lucre being the going rate.
The regulations covering conflicts of interest besides, a legion of ministers have exited government to walk straight into lucrative careers and highly remunerative directorships in the bankster and energy industry sectors.
Examples of super-scumbags would include Tony Biar (former slime minister): JP Morgan, Zurich, UI Energy Corporation, the Rothshite crime syndicate and Body Bag Industries – along with his partner in crime Lord Peter Scandalson of the Fudgers (aka Vermin in Ermine) who slithered into various senior posts, including one cosy niche at the Lizard Investment Bank.
Since Scandalson started influence peddling around The City, the value of fossil fuel shares on the London Stock Exchange controlled by his pals at Jurassic Investments and Dinosaur Drilling have shot up to £900 zillion quid – higher than the GDP of the whole of the Third World’s basket case nations lumped together.
But here we see the vagaries of human nature at work, and what we need is to throw out the bathwater ‘and’ the fucking baby – and the bath as well – along with the IMF and Bank of International Settlements and their instruments of Debtocracy. The whole shebang needs casting asunder and the template rethinking for a basis for trade that does not involve the fatally flawed Crapitalist model - and such being monopolised by a cabal of usurious kikesters who are devoted to the cult of the Golden Calf and pray before the altar of Mammon.
But that's been the same throughout the course of history and we, the common herd - the sheeple - are so dense and apathetic that we keep putting up with it. We need to take a leaf out of the French or Russian 'Revolutions for Dummies' handbooks and clear out the ruling scum - and criminalise all manner of bureaucracy.
* Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, or small furry mammals - otters or voles - were harmed in posting this message. However, the bee populations of Europe – both wild and domestic – suffered a extinction level event massive die off - known as Colony Collapse Disorder – thanks to the graft and corruption-ridden European Food Safety Authority okaying the use of the Big Agri’ groups neonicotinoids.
Multiple global studies have implicated these pesticide sprays in massive bee kills since 2006, causing a great debate in the EUSSR – yet the two-year ban demanded by the European Commission failed to pass muster last Friday thanks to the likes of the UK and Germany refusing to vote on the ban - thus generating finger-pointing accusations that they’re kissing the arse of the Big Six agrichemical industrialists - Monsanto, Syngenta, Dow Agrosciences, BASF, Bayer, and Pioneer (DuPont).
The same goes for the pushy Big Pharma industry with their shitty mercury / toxin-loaded vaccines doing the opposite of what they’re purported to do and screwing up kids (and adults) immune systems. Then we have the fluoridation of drinking water, cellphone masts and ELF / EMF smog plus food additives (aspartame, etcetera, et al), preservatives and colourings being the principle cause of cancers – whereas a raw green diet loaded with chlorophyll will kill any cancer.
Our society has been so manipulated and corrupted at the core anthropological level for centuries that it’s hard to even begin with the top of the list – when our musical scale was purposely defiled to have a negative effect on the spiritual health and psychological well-being of all living creature when the standard tuning for the note of A above middle C was corrupted to vibrate at the unnatural standard tuning frequency of 440 cycles per second as opposed to the existing frequency of the Earth – with A set at 432Hz – at which Mozart and Verdi composed their masterpieces - the same as C=256Hz pitched – and Stradivarius violins crafted to resonate at 432Hz.
Really, I kid you not, where do you read any National Ill-Health Service announcements, flyers or pamphlets informing the public to simply ‘whistle’ or hum themselves into the circle of well-being – and load up their MP3 players with musical tones set at 528 Hz - healing frequencies that realign and repair human DNA.
And why isn’t that information publicly broadcast and circulated or prescribed by doctors? Easy – there’s no profit for the Big Pharma corporations in a nation of fit and healthy people.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Yep, like the banner headline says – the Fortune 500 corporations run Broken Britain – that’s why it’s fucking ‘broke’ with a large capital B – and all thanks to the mad menopausal old trout, Maggie Twatcher and her 1980’s mismanagement of the affairs of our once-sceptred isle – getting a cob on with the miners and unions and de-industrialising the very nation that put the E in Engineering and was the genesis of the Industrial Revolution.
Maggie the Maniac besides, the ‘real’ rot set in at the end of the last Ice Age with the tax on woad, and came to a head during the First World War - then festered on under a succession of dog wanker governments – Tory, Liberal and Labour. And let’s not forget that hot on Twatcher’s heels the UK suffered the incompetent Major years – what a fucking disaster that clot was – followed by career war criminal and serial hypocrite Tony Bliar and the useless Gordon ‘Incapability’ Brown’ – and now this ridiculous pantomime of a Con-Dem coalition government – with all 649 dipshit MPs being adherents of the Golden Calf cult and having the Mammon-worshipping Fortune 500 lobbyists as their primary concern constituents – and not the hapless demographic who voted them into Parliamentary office – putting them in breach of their contractual compact of trust and duty of care with the masses.
To continue with this diatribe of condemnation, new research by the anti-poverty campaign group Kunt-Watch has revealed that 32% of House of Conmans politicians in the UK government, including top cabinet ministers, are not only linked to child pornography website download offences and under investigation by the Met’s Operation Paedo – plus guilty of referring to Plod Squad officers as ‘Plebs’ - but also influence peddling on behalf of UK finance and energy company lobbyists still driving the discredited Chicken Little global warming scare-mongering scam to sell the carbon credits cap n trade exchange and grab lucrative subsidies for wind farms and fracking operators.
Chlamydia Mingerot, director of Kunt-Watch, informed one press hack from the Environmental Pillagers Gazette that they condemned the finance-energy complex at the heart of government, which links big finance and energy corporations like British Polluters, Scatt Oil and Russia’s Wankprom Energy and Gulag Gaz to UK ministers at the very top of the government - including Dithering Dave Scameron, Willy Vague, George Osborne, Michael ‘Pob’ Gove, Oliver Leftwing and Vince Cobble - all conspicuously pro-ZioNazi Friends of Israel stooges ‘and’ secret handshake brotherhood Monday Club bottom feeding scumbags.
Speaking at the Tory party’s spring conference in London under an Eden / Macmillan chronic pessimism era Winds of Change banner, Scameron informed the bored assembly that he was determined to stick to the traditional Nasty Party values – and continue screwing the working class for all they are worth – which since May 2010 is less than under New Labour - thanks to Gordon Broon’s Money-Go-Round spend-a-thon policy driving the economy into Debtocracy mode – for which he, Bliar, Darling and Balls should all be charged with treason and burned at the stake whether found guilty or innocent – or mentally unfit to plead.
The UK would be better off with Wallace and Gromet running the show than this stand-up tragic-comedy farce of a Scameron and Clegg coalition – and Dithering Dave doing his Dick Dastardly ‘Austerity Measures’ act – and not only shitting kittens over the possible revelations of Operation Fernbridge ending up with the collaring of half the cabinet and a goodly section of the Lords, but falling over their own feet to dissociate themselves from the resulting scandal relating to the publicising of the scale of lobbying and revolving doors that exist between the world of banks, hedge funds and stockbrokers and the Shitehall and House of Conmans corridors of power – with this influence peddling reaching into the royal domain and Prince 'Porkbarrel' Andrew up for selling his soul to the highest bidder – and thirty pieces of filthy lucre being the going rate.
The regulations covering conflicts of interest besides, a legion of ministers have exited government to walk straight into lucrative careers and highly remunerative directorships in the bankster and energy industry sectors.
Examples of super-scumbags would include Tony Biar (former slime minister): JP Morgan, Zurich, UI Energy Corporation, the Rothshite crime syndicate and Body Bag Industries – along with his partner in crime Lord Peter Scandalson of the Fudgers (aka Vermin in Ermine) who slithered into various senior posts, including one cosy niche at the Lizard Investment Bank.
Since Scandalson started influence peddling around The City, the value of fossil fuel shares on the London Stock Exchange controlled by his pals at Jurassic Investments and Dinosaur Drilling have shot up to £900 zillion quid – higher than the GDP of the whole of the Third World’s basket case nations lumped together.
But here we see the vagaries of human nature at work, and what we need is to throw out the bathwater ‘and’ the fucking baby – and the bath as well – along with the IMF and Bank of International Settlements and their instruments of Debtocracy. The whole shebang needs casting asunder and the template rethinking for a basis for trade that does not involve the fatally flawed Crapitalist model - and such being monopolised by a cabal of usurious kikesters who are devoted to the cult of the Golden Calf and pray before the altar of Mammon.
But that's been the same throughout the course of history and we, the common herd - the sheeple - are so dense and apathetic that we keep putting up with it. We need to take a leaf out of the French or Russian 'Revolutions for Dummies' handbooks and clear out the ruling scum - and criminalise all manner of bureaucracy.
* Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, or small furry mammals - otters or voles - were harmed in posting this message. However, the bee populations of Europe – both wild and domestic – suffered a extinction level event massive die off - known as Colony Collapse Disorder – thanks to the graft and corruption-ridden European Food Safety Authority okaying the use of the Big Agri’ groups neonicotinoids.
Multiple global studies have implicated these pesticide sprays in massive bee kills since 2006, causing a great debate in the EUSSR – yet the two-year ban demanded by the European Commission failed to pass muster last Friday thanks to the likes of the UK and Germany refusing to vote on the ban - thus generating finger-pointing accusations that they’re kissing the arse of the Big Six agrichemical industrialists - Monsanto, Syngenta, Dow Agrosciences, BASF, Bayer, and Pioneer (DuPont).
The same goes for the pushy Big Pharma industry with their shitty mercury / toxin-loaded vaccines doing the opposite of what they’re purported to do and screwing up kids (and adults) immune systems. Then we have the fluoridation of drinking water, cellphone masts and ELF / EMF smog plus food additives (aspartame, etcetera, et al), preservatives and colourings being the principle cause of cancers – whereas a raw green diet loaded with chlorophyll will kill any cancer.
Our society has been so manipulated and corrupted at the core anthropological level for centuries that it’s hard to even begin with the top of the list – when our musical scale was purposely defiled to have a negative effect on the spiritual health and psychological well-being of all living creature when the standard tuning for the note of A above middle C was corrupted to vibrate at the unnatural standard tuning frequency of 440 cycles per second as opposed to the existing frequency of the Earth – with A set at 432Hz – at which Mozart and Verdi composed their masterpieces - the same as C=256Hz pitched – and Stradivarius violins crafted to resonate at 432Hz.
Really, I kid you not, where do you read any National Ill-Health Service announcements, flyers or pamphlets informing the public to simply ‘whistle’ or hum themselves into the circle of well-being – and load up their MP3 players with musical tones set at 528 Hz - healing frequencies that realign and repair human DNA.
And why isn’t that information publicly broadcast and circulated or prescribed by doctors? Easy – there’s no profit for the Big Pharma corporations in a nation of fit and healthy people.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Dobby Pulls Royal Hypocrisy Stunt
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Last Sunday His Royal Dobbiness, Chazzer, the Prince of Wales, wearing the regal Cloak of Utter Hypocrisy and accompanied by his chain-smoking troll of a consort, Gorgonzilla, the Duchess of Broomsticks, pontificated to millions of viewers on BBC1’s Countryfile programme on the curse of ‘urban sprawl’ and the core issues involved with working in harmony alongside Mother Nature and embracing the philosophy of the Gaia Principle for the benefit of generations yet to come.
No sooner had the bar-eared Dobby finished publicly intoning the usual bullshit sound bite mantra about his role as a ‘Plant Whispering’ guru and protecting the countryside from the Philistine ilk of the Tory’s ginger-mingin ex-Minister for Firewood, Caroline Spelman – she of the Desperate Dan chin - who attempted to sell off the national woodlands of our once-secptred isle for profit to the Sahara Forest Trading Company – than the Daily Shitraker carried an expose revealing plans to build a vast housing estate on part of the Duchy of Cornwall’s cherished pastures.
Chazzer, a self-delusional inbred mutant member of the Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha / Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg blue blood shape-shifting lizard clan – and chairman of the Duchy - likes to promote himself as an ‘organic guru’ and the custodian of rural Britain, declaring to any and all interested in his duplicitous waffle and egoistic blather that “We need to think about what kind of world we’re handing on to our successors” – with nary a mention about the Duchy’s money-spinning scam of ‘concreting over the countryside’ to build 1,000 houses on a 103 acre greenfields site in a spectacular pristine valley at the heart of Thomas Hardy country, close to Dorchester.
A further row has erupted with Bolshie tree-huggers over the Duchy’s plans to build 100 houses, a supermarket, a toxins-spewing recycling plant and a Cornish food hall (pasty and chips) on a 50-acre dairy herd greenfields site near Truro – passed off by Dobby as ‘sustainable development’.
The Duchy’s history dates back to its creation in 1337 by Edward III for his son, Edward Rastus, the Black Prince, and to provide an income for future Princes of Wales for all eternity. Typical of Broken Britain’s double standard anomalies where royalty is concerned, the Duchy’s incomes are – unlike regular property companies - exempt from capital gains tax – covering a total of 136,000 acres, encompassing land in 22 counties — from the Scilly Billy Isles through the West Country to Herefordshire, Lincolnshire, Nottinghamshire, South Glamorgan, Cambridgeshire and Wiltshire.
The vast sweep cuts across priceless acres of London, and includes surprisingly diverse freeholds, from the Oval cricket ground to Dartmoor Prison and the iconic Elm Guest House on Barnes’ Pederast Lane – a favourite hang-out for Tory cabinet ministers and like-minded secret handshake brotherhood low life pondscum.
Bev McSkanger, director of the Twat-Watch charity, opined to media hacks that “Chazzer’s Duchy is a business wot’s got a mob of privileges an’ influence-peddlin’ an’ name-droppin’ clout that’s not available ter other developers – like the fact he’s an effin’ prince an’ his Mum’s the Queen an’ what-have-yer.”
“So we need ter be clear on this an’ all Dobby’s bullshit about bein’ anti-urban sprawl and sustainable development when at heart he worships Mammon, the God of Materialism an’ comes across as a total fuckin’ hypocrite an’ just another environmental pillager when yer see he’s got a housin’ estate development in the pipeline on 250 acres east of rural Newquay wiv plannin’ permission ter build 3,250 homes worth up ter £10 billion quid.”
Thought for the day. Hmmm, organic farming fetish besides – in light of this expose then obviously Dobby’s dishing out lashings of real bullshit.
Oh well, that’s the royal retard / mongrel result the blue blood lines get from centuries of swimming at the shallow end of the gene pool and interbreeding with their slack-jawed relatives.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Last Sunday His Royal Dobbiness, Chazzer, the Prince of Wales, wearing the regal Cloak of Utter Hypocrisy and accompanied by his chain-smoking troll of a consort, Gorgonzilla, the Duchess of Broomsticks, pontificated to millions of viewers on BBC1’s Countryfile programme on the curse of ‘urban sprawl’ and the core issues involved with working in harmony alongside Mother Nature and embracing the philosophy of the Gaia Principle for the benefit of generations yet to come.
No sooner had the bar-eared Dobby finished publicly intoning the usual bullshit sound bite mantra about his role as a ‘Plant Whispering’ guru and protecting the countryside from the Philistine ilk of the Tory’s ginger-mingin ex-Minister for Firewood, Caroline Spelman – she of the Desperate Dan chin - who attempted to sell off the national woodlands of our once-secptred isle for profit to the Sahara Forest Trading Company – than the Daily Shitraker carried an expose revealing plans to build a vast housing estate on part of the Duchy of Cornwall’s cherished pastures.
Chazzer, a self-delusional inbred mutant member of the Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha / Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg blue blood shape-shifting lizard clan – and chairman of the Duchy - likes to promote himself as an ‘organic guru’ and the custodian of rural Britain, declaring to any and all interested in his duplicitous waffle and egoistic blather that “We need to think about what kind of world we’re handing on to our successors” – with nary a mention about the Duchy’s money-spinning scam of ‘concreting over the countryside’ to build 1,000 houses on a 103 acre greenfields site in a spectacular pristine valley at the heart of Thomas Hardy country, close to Dorchester.
A further row has erupted with Bolshie tree-huggers over the Duchy’s plans to build 100 houses, a supermarket, a toxins-spewing recycling plant and a Cornish food hall (pasty and chips) on a 50-acre dairy herd greenfields site near Truro – passed off by Dobby as ‘sustainable development’.
The Duchy’s history dates back to its creation in 1337 by Edward III for his son, Edward Rastus, the Black Prince, and to provide an income for future Princes of Wales for all eternity. Typical of Broken Britain’s double standard anomalies where royalty is concerned, the Duchy’s incomes are – unlike regular property companies - exempt from capital gains tax – covering a total of 136,000 acres, encompassing land in 22 counties — from the Scilly Billy Isles through the West Country to Herefordshire, Lincolnshire, Nottinghamshire, South Glamorgan, Cambridgeshire and Wiltshire.
The vast sweep cuts across priceless acres of London, and includes surprisingly diverse freeholds, from the Oval cricket ground to Dartmoor Prison and the iconic Elm Guest House on Barnes’ Pederast Lane – a favourite hang-out for Tory cabinet ministers and like-minded secret handshake brotherhood low life pondscum.
Bev McSkanger, director of the Twat-Watch charity, opined to media hacks that “Chazzer’s Duchy is a business wot’s got a mob of privileges an’ influence-peddlin’ an’ name-droppin’ clout that’s not available ter other developers – like the fact he’s an effin’ prince an’ his Mum’s the Queen an’ what-have-yer.”
“So we need ter be clear on this an’ all Dobby’s bullshit about bein’ anti-urban sprawl and sustainable development when at heart he worships Mammon, the God of Materialism an’ comes across as a total fuckin’ hypocrite an’ just another environmental pillager when yer see he’s got a housin’ estate development in the pipeline on 250 acres east of rural Newquay wiv plannin’ permission ter build 3,250 homes worth up ter £10 billion quid.”
Thought for the day. Hmmm, organic farming fetish besides – in light of this expose then obviously Dobby’s dishing out lashings of real bullshit.
Oh well, that’s the royal retard / mongrel result the blue blood lines get from centuries of swimming at the shallow end of the gene pool and interbreeding with their slack-jawed relatives.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Monday, 18 March 2013
New Labour Zionists Fire Muslim Peer
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The New Labour Party’s pro-Zionist wunderkind leader Ed ‘Junior’ Millipede has suspended Lord Ahmed of Vodaphone pending an investigation into anti-Semitic remarks allegedly made by the Muslim peer who blames Jewish-owned media organisations for his imprisonment relating to a dangerous driving offence.
Previously the Minister for Texts and holding the road safety portfolio in Tony Bliar’s Iraq war cabinet, the paranoid delusional Ahmed has now gone on the public record, informing one gutter press hack from the red top Conspiracy Gazette tabloid that he blames the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate and the kikester bosses of newspapers and TV channels over his imprisonment for causing death by dangerous driving.
Obviously suffering what clinical psychologists refer to as ‘denial syndrome’ Ahmed is refusing to blame his own stupidity for reading and answering a series of texts on his cellphone while driving down the Rotherham stretch of the M1 at twice the speed of light in his X-Factor type Jag’ on Christmas Day, 2007 - when he was in a fatal collision with a disorientated jaywalker, Martin Gumby, whose car had broken down on the hard shoulder and was attempting to invoke a sense of Xmas spirit in other drivers and thumb a lift to the next motorway services.
Ahmed was jailed for a slap-on-the-wrist 12 weeks in 2008 for texting several messages on his cellphone while at the wheel and travelling at a speed referred to by the Plod Squad’s motorway patrol as ‘very, very fast’ – then freed by the Court of Appeal after serving a mere 16 days of the sentence due his cries of foul and anti-Muslim sentiments and being a victim of post-9/11 Islamophobia for offering a £10 million quid bounty for the heads of US Presidents George Dubya Bush and Barky O’Barmy over their ZioNazi-conspired war crimes against Pan-Islam.
Rabbi Shylock Scattstein, chief executive of the Board of Deputies of Whingeing Jewish Victims Club, told reporters "We are appalled by Lord Ahmed's alleged comments which come across as an even worst Jewish conspiracy theory than the forged Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion.”
In a statement the New Labour Party’s spokeswoman Fellattia Titwank told a gaggle of media hacks outside the Brewers Green HQ that “This is no longer the days of Harold Wilson and Stoker Jim Callaghan running things and approving a policy of ‘yid-kicking’.”
“We now have a Jewish leader and young Ed, while only wearing his kiss curls and a kippah when it suits his purposes, will not tolerate any sort of racism or anti-Semitism or Holohoax denial – or his MPs raising questions in the House of Conmans over the racist Israeli government’s despicable human rights record regarding their treatment of the Palestinian populations in the occupied West Bank or Gaza Strip, besieged behind that nasty 30-foot high Great Apartheid Wall. So everyone might as well get it through their thick skulls as criticism of Israel is Mesira – forbidden!”
To wit, Ahmed claims he was targeted for retribution by the rogue Israeli state’s racist Knesset government of PM Bobo Nuttyahoo due his public support for the Palestinian cause and visiting Gaza.
Regardless, however outlandish and incredible Ahmed’s allegations, there will always be gullible or malicious individuals or groups that will accept his accusations at face value, adding to the growth of anti-Semitic discourse and the historic one-size-fits-all expedient pogrom-generator of ‘blame the Jews’.
Okay, we’re all aware of the pantomime act anti-Semitism and Holohoax denial hasbara, hudaibiya and chutzpah bullshit that the career Zionist Khazar-Ashkenazi kikesters of convenience bandy about to defend their right to have stolen Palestine from the rightful, historic owners back in 1948 - on the fairy tale premise that they are God’s Chosen People, no less, and Palestine (plus a lot more) is their Promised Land.
But Ahmed pushing the Protocols scam and this insidious Jewish conspiracy theory is going a mite too far - blaming them for getting him convicted of a driving offence as he’s a Muslim and criticised their illegal settlements in the occupied West Bank, comparing them to the previous white South African racist regime’s apartheid Bantustans.
Yet there again, hatred of the Jews might just be an ingrained part of Western Christian culture – not only due their usurious, money-grubbing tendencies and devotions before the idol of the Golden Calf and altar of Mammon, but fact they’re very nasty to the Palestinians – and their hi-fiving Mossad removals men were involved in the molecular dissociation destruction of the World Trade Centre Towers on 9/11 – but principally – and this has got to be the all-time clincher – they were personally responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus Christ – God’s one begotten son – and for that criminal act none of them are going to Heaven – ever.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The New Labour Party’s pro-Zionist wunderkind leader Ed ‘Junior’ Millipede has suspended Lord Ahmed of Vodaphone pending an investigation into anti-Semitic remarks allegedly made by the Muslim peer who blames Jewish-owned media organisations for his imprisonment relating to a dangerous driving offence.
Previously the Minister for Texts and holding the road safety portfolio in Tony Bliar’s Iraq war cabinet, the paranoid delusional Ahmed has now gone on the public record, informing one gutter press hack from the red top Conspiracy Gazette tabloid that he blames the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate and the kikester bosses of newspapers and TV channels over his imprisonment for causing death by dangerous driving.
Obviously suffering what clinical psychologists refer to as ‘denial syndrome’ Ahmed is refusing to blame his own stupidity for reading and answering a series of texts on his cellphone while driving down the Rotherham stretch of the M1 at twice the speed of light in his X-Factor type Jag’ on Christmas Day, 2007 - when he was in a fatal collision with a disorientated jaywalker, Martin Gumby, whose car had broken down on the hard shoulder and was attempting to invoke a sense of Xmas spirit in other drivers and thumb a lift to the next motorway services.
Ahmed was jailed for a slap-on-the-wrist 12 weeks in 2008 for texting several messages on his cellphone while at the wheel and travelling at a speed referred to by the Plod Squad’s motorway patrol as ‘very, very fast’ – then freed by the Court of Appeal after serving a mere 16 days of the sentence due his cries of foul and anti-Muslim sentiments and being a victim of post-9/11 Islamophobia for offering a £10 million quid bounty for the heads of US Presidents George Dubya Bush and Barky O’Barmy over their ZioNazi-conspired war crimes against Pan-Islam.
Rabbi Shylock Scattstein, chief executive of the Board of Deputies of Whingeing Jewish Victims Club, told reporters "We are appalled by Lord Ahmed's alleged comments which come across as an even worst Jewish conspiracy theory than the forged Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion.”
In a statement the New Labour Party’s spokeswoman Fellattia Titwank told a gaggle of media hacks outside the Brewers Green HQ that “This is no longer the days of Harold Wilson and Stoker Jim Callaghan running things and approving a policy of ‘yid-kicking’.”
“We now have a Jewish leader and young Ed, while only wearing his kiss curls and a kippah when it suits his purposes, will not tolerate any sort of racism or anti-Semitism or Holohoax denial – or his MPs raising questions in the House of Conmans over the racist Israeli government’s despicable human rights record regarding their treatment of the Palestinian populations in the occupied West Bank or Gaza Strip, besieged behind that nasty 30-foot high Great Apartheid Wall. So everyone might as well get it through their thick skulls as criticism of Israel is Mesira – forbidden!”
To wit, Ahmed claims he was targeted for retribution by the rogue Israeli state’s racist Knesset government of PM Bobo Nuttyahoo due his public support for the Palestinian cause and visiting Gaza.
Regardless, however outlandish and incredible Ahmed’s allegations, there will always be gullible or malicious individuals or groups that will accept his accusations at face value, adding to the growth of anti-Semitic discourse and the historic one-size-fits-all expedient pogrom-generator of ‘blame the Jews’.
Okay, we’re all aware of the pantomime act anti-Semitism and Holohoax denial hasbara, hudaibiya and chutzpah bullshit that the career Zionist Khazar-Ashkenazi kikesters of convenience bandy about to defend their right to have stolen Palestine from the rightful, historic owners back in 1948 - on the fairy tale premise that they are God’s Chosen People, no less, and Palestine (plus a lot more) is their Promised Land.
But Ahmed pushing the Protocols scam and this insidious Jewish conspiracy theory is going a mite too far - blaming them for getting him convicted of a driving offence as he’s a Muslim and criticised their illegal settlements in the occupied West Bank, comparing them to the previous white South African racist regime’s apartheid Bantustans.
Yet there again, hatred of the Jews might just be an ingrained part of Western Christian culture – not only due their usurious, money-grubbing tendencies and devotions before the idol of the Golden Calf and altar of Mammon, but fact they’re very nasty to the Palestinians – and their hi-fiving Mossad removals men were involved in the molecular dissociation destruction of the World Trade Centre Towers on 9/11 – but principally – and this has got to be the all-time clincher – they were personally responsible for the crucifixion of Jesus Christ – God’s one begotten son – and for that criminal act none of them are going to Heaven – ever.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday, 17 March 2013
Vatican Black Smoke Now Racist Issue
With this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In what has got to be a source of acute embarrassment for New Labour’s pro-Zionist wunderkind leader Ed Milliped and his opposition party cohorts, David Lammy, their intellectually-challenged MP for turbulent Tottenham (London’s gun crime / riot moshpit Central) dropped a major bollock on Twitter when he read a BBC’s correspondent’s post from Rome speculating on the Cardinal’s election conclave result: “Will the smoke be black or white?”
Not only failing to engage brain before ‘tweeting’ a knee jerk reply and revealing his total lack of knowledge for European history or Catholic papal election protocols, the moronic Lammy responded with an irate “This tweet from the Beeb is crass and unnecessary. Do we really need silly innuendo about the race of the next Pope?”
(To wit, prior to the election of the Argentinean Peronist / Jesuit ‘Men in Black’ Pontiff, Jorge Mario Buggerroffi, there had been wild speculation that Cardinal Turkey Chuckabutty of Ghana or the Muslim Cardinal Al Haji N’Dinga bin Jaffacake of Nigeria could become the first black Pope of the modern era).
Really, you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried. Where the fuck do the New Labour crowd get these people? Do they simply shake the trees or drag them out of caves – or recruit any NEET Asbo they see loitering in a bus shelter with a can of Meths Breezer and a smart phone – and as long as they have a minimum educational qualification of an NVQ1 in Advanced Welfare Benefit Fraud, then they’re Parliamentary material?
So Lammy, a pantomime politician with the IQ of a small potted plant, makes the Monty Pythonesque whacky news section, and comes across as obviously being yet another well-balanced coloured chap – with a large chip of each shoulder -and ready to take paranoid offence at any comment that mentions race, creed or colour – and here failed to engage brain (or whatever passes for one in his case) before opening gob and issuing a stream of condemnation regarding the BBC employing Italian racist xenophobes.
Hmmm, thank fuck it was the Catholics and not the Flat Earthers, Rastafarians, Scientologists or the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
For those who need a better ‘feel’ for MP Lammy, this is a man who defended coming top of the House of Conmans expenses list in the last year – as the gospel according to data from the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority, Lammy claimed £173,922.06 quid of taxpayer’s money for the 2011 / 2012 period – almost twice as much as any of the other 648 bottom feeding scumbags.
Former Tottenham councillor Fellattia Titwank, who is standing to be the Lib-Dum's candidate for the Landfill Hamlets constituency at the forthcoming by-election, queried why Lammy’s expense claims were so much higher than those of every other fucker and their dog – adding for sarcasm effect: “The question that the people of Tottenham have got to ask themselves regarding Mr Lammy is this – are they getting value for money?”
Hmmm, in light of the black / white smoke issue, then obviously not. Lammy’s obviously a Poundland quality Parliamentary representative and Ed Millipede and Co need to do better.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In what has got to be a source of acute embarrassment for New Labour’s pro-Zionist wunderkind leader Ed Milliped and his opposition party cohorts, David Lammy, their intellectually-challenged MP for turbulent Tottenham (London’s gun crime / riot moshpit Central) dropped a major bollock on Twitter when he read a BBC’s correspondent’s post from Rome speculating on the Cardinal’s election conclave result: “Will the smoke be black or white?”
Not only failing to engage brain before ‘tweeting’ a knee jerk reply and revealing his total lack of knowledge for European history or Catholic papal election protocols, the moronic Lammy responded with an irate “This tweet from the Beeb is crass and unnecessary. Do we really need silly innuendo about the race of the next Pope?”
(To wit, prior to the election of the Argentinean Peronist / Jesuit ‘Men in Black’ Pontiff, Jorge Mario Buggerroffi, there had been wild speculation that Cardinal Turkey Chuckabutty of Ghana or the Muslim Cardinal Al Haji N’Dinga bin Jaffacake of Nigeria could become the first black Pope of the modern era).
Really, you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried. Where the fuck do the New Labour crowd get these people? Do they simply shake the trees or drag them out of caves – or recruit any NEET Asbo they see loitering in a bus shelter with a can of Meths Breezer and a smart phone – and as long as they have a minimum educational qualification of an NVQ1 in Advanced Welfare Benefit Fraud, then they’re Parliamentary material?
So Lammy, a pantomime politician with the IQ of a small potted plant, makes the Monty Pythonesque whacky news section, and comes across as obviously being yet another well-balanced coloured chap – with a large chip of each shoulder -and ready to take paranoid offence at any comment that mentions race, creed or colour – and here failed to engage brain (or whatever passes for one in his case) before opening gob and issuing a stream of condemnation regarding the BBC employing Italian racist xenophobes.
Hmmm, thank fuck it was the Catholics and not the Flat Earthers, Rastafarians, Scientologists or the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
For those who need a better ‘feel’ for MP Lammy, this is a man who defended coming top of the House of Conmans expenses list in the last year – as the gospel according to data from the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority, Lammy claimed £173,922.06 quid of taxpayer’s money for the 2011 / 2012 period – almost twice as much as any of the other 648 bottom feeding scumbags.
Former Tottenham councillor Fellattia Titwank, who is standing to be the Lib-Dum's candidate for the Landfill Hamlets constituency at the forthcoming by-election, queried why Lammy’s expense claims were so much higher than those of every other fucker and their dog – adding for sarcasm effect: “The question that the people of Tottenham have got to ask themselves regarding Mr Lammy is this – are they getting value for money?”
Hmmm, in light of the black / white smoke issue, then obviously not. Lammy’s obviously a Poundland quality Parliamentary representative and Ed Millipede and Co need to do better.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Saturday, 16 March 2013
UK & Frogs Conspire to Arm Syrian Terrorists
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Following a right round robin of conference call bollockings from their Zionist Edomite Mafia and Rothshite crime syndicate masters that the Syria campaign stepping stone to the attack on Iran is taking too fucking long, the Brussels EUSSR hierarchy and leaders of France and Broken Britain are ‘heads down for a full house’ intent on conjuring some legal loophole to allow them to bypass their own arms embargo on Syria and supply the Free Syrian Army Salafist rebels (read ‘terrorist groups’) with the necessary hi-tech weaponry to kill every fucker old enough to scream and bleed – and hopefully snuff President Basher al Assad in the process.
Now we see the UK’s stooge of a Prime Minister, Dithering Dave Scameron cuddling up all close and confidential to France's President Hollande to field a Tony Bliar style semi-convincing 'dodgy dossier’ argument that the civil war could drag on for what horologists refer to as ‘a very long time’ – and unless the myriad factions of rebel groups received top class Western weapons then there's a scary possibility of the conflict developing into a bloody stalemate – or even worse, that Assad might just come out on top.
Canny military observers are of the opinion that neither side can currently win, and the longer fighting continues then the more of a Balkanised mess Syria will become, with the likes of offal-eating Turkey and Jordan - and the parasitic Israel stealing bits of real estate from round the edges as it all turns into a horrific humanitarian catastrophe and the conflict spills over into a regional war involving Hamas’ Gaza Gangsters, Al Fatah’s Saracen Scallies and Lebanon’s Hezbollah Mujahideen – along with every other Jaysh al-Shaab Jolly Jihad crazy and their dog that can pack a shaheed suicide vest and shout ‘Allahu Akbar!’ at the top of their voice as they self-harm detonate and go to the arms of their promised 72 perpetual virgins in Paradise.
With this being yet the latest in the Great Satan’s proxy wars, and not wishing to see a result like the catastrophic mess of order into chaos that Libya has now become since the US-driven NATO ‘humanitarian intervention’ campaign was approved by the muppet nodding dog United Nations, the Syrian regime’s key allies, Russia and Iran, on the one hand are opposing the Western alliance arming the rebel groups – while themselves supplying the incumbent Assad’s military with anything they can pay for – up front.
Juxtaposed to this we have the barbaric regimes of Saudi Arabia and Qatar supplying small arms, assault rifles and grenades via third parties but not the heavier anti-tank and anti-aircraft weapons sought by rebels – who incidentally haven’t a fucking clue how to use them.
Specifically this applies to the Jabhat al Nusrah (Jabhat an-Nusrah li-Ahl al-Sham) - the most dominant of the loose knit al Qaeda groups supported by the US and Britain in Syria – but directly funded and steered by the Saudi Arabian intelligence (sic) agency with the aim of turning the secular state of Syria into an extremist Wahabi-style Islamic society ruled by the draconian tenets of Sharia law.
Now we’re faced with the pathetic likes of Scameron and Hollande publicising a sob story that more than one million people have fled the country since the hostilities kick started – and are further applying the morally bankrupt argument that ‘perhaps’ up to 70,000 people might have been killed in Syria since the uprising began two years ago – which is fuck all of a headcount when you consider the Nazi Holohoax, or all the multi-millions of Russians who croaked from lack of care / starvation in Stalin’s gulags – and under Mao’s Cultural Revolution – or Pol Pot’s little clamp down on ‘know-it-all’ intellectuals. Yet such is the demographic price of socio-political re-education.
But the real $64,000 bucks question at the end of the day is what difference would such arms supplies make as there’s no shortage of weaponry in Syria – just a dearth of knowledgeable, cohesive leadership and sense of strategic end game purpose amongst the myriad terrorist rebel groups of foreign funded mercenaries who are hell bent on killing each other as much as Assad’s forces.
Conversely, several of the Pentagon’s warmongering armchair military strategists (sic) informed a press hack from the Barbarians Gazette that it was their collective unqualified opinion that specific high tech’ weapons systems such as Mk W54 SADM tactical battlefield nukes could help to turn the balance of advantage on the ground in the FSA rebel’s advantage – if any of the cartridge-belt festooned homicidal maniacs had the brains to use them without inflicting collateral civilian casualties on a Biblical scale – and blowing themselves away in the process.
However there exists a third party opinion that, applying basic mathematical formula, genuinely believe a greater array of weaponry – advanced or otherwise, will simply result in further bloodshed - whereas the British and French view is one that the crisis should be brought to an end – in the favour of the rebel forces who can kick out Assad or kill him, then get on with their own little civil war conflict of deciding – the democratic process besides - who the fuck is going to be in charge and rule the roost from Damascus.
The European Council President Herman ‘Catweazle’ van Rompy, took time off from his scarecrow impersonation duties to announce that EUSSR foreign ministers would re-assess the embargo status during a meeting in Dublin next week - while Flatbrokes, the UK’s ubiquitous High Street bookies, are giving top odds on sensible shoes members Germany, Austria and Sweden leading the states that will vote against any move to lift the embargo and advance the Zionist’s Protocols agenda towards global domination by starting World War Three and claiming the still-inhabitable bits when the radioactive dust settles.
Thought for the day. Fuck the Freemasons, the Knights of Malta, the Edomite Mafia and the New World Order – and old Uncle Tom Cobley and all. Amen.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Following a right round robin of conference call bollockings from their Zionist Edomite Mafia and Rothshite crime syndicate masters that the Syria campaign stepping stone to the attack on Iran is taking too fucking long, the Brussels EUSSR hierarchy and leaders of France and Broken Britain are ‘heads down for a full house’ intent on conjuring some legal loophole to allow them to bypass their own arms embargo on Syria and supply the Free Syrian Army Salafist rebels (read ‘terrorist groups’) with the necessary hi-tech weaponry to kill every fucker old enough to scream and bleed – and hopefully snuff President Basher al Assad in the process.
Now we see the UK’s stooge of a Prime Minister, Dithering Dave Scameron cuddling up all close and confidential to France's President Hollande to field a Tony Bliar style semi-convincing 'dodgy dossier’ argument that the civil war could drag on for what horologists refer to as ‘a very long time’ – and unless the myriad factions of rebel groups received top class Western weapons then there's a scary possibility of the conflict developing into a bloody stalemate – or even worse, that Assad might just come out on top.
Canny military observers are of the opinion that neither side can currently win, and the longer fighting continues then the more of a Balkanised mess Syria will become, with the likes of offal-eating Turkey and Jordan - and the parasitic Israel stealing bits of real estate from round the edges as it all turns into a horrific humanitarian catastrophe and the conflict spills over into a regional war involving Hamas’ Gaza Gangsters, Al Fatah’s Saracen Scallies and Lebanon’s Hezbollah Mujahideen – along with every other Jaysh al-Shaab Jolly Jihad crazy and their dog that can pack a shaheed suicide vest and shout ‘Allahu Akbar!’ at the top of their voice as they self-harm detonate and go to the arms of their promised 72 perpetual virgins in Paradise.
With this being yet the latest in the Great Satan’s proxy wars, and not wishing to see a result like the catastrophic mess of order into chaos that Libya has now become since the US-driven NATO ‘humanitarian intervention’ campaign was approved by the muppet nodding dog United Nations, the Syrian regime’s key allies, Russia and Iran, on the one hand are opposing the Western alliance arming the rebel groups – while themselves supplying the incumbent Assad’s military with anything they can pay for – up front.
Juxtaposed to this we have the barbaric regimes of Saudi Arabia and Qatar supplying small arms, assault rifles and grenades via third parties but not the heavier anti-tank and anti-aircraft weapons sought by rebels – who incidentally haven’t a fucking clue how to use them.
Specifically this applies to the Jabhat al Nusrah (Jabhat an-Nusrah li-Ahl al-Sham) - the most dominant of the loose knit al Qaeda groups supported by the US and Britain in Syria – but directly funded and steered by the Saudi Arabian intelligence (sic) agency with the aim of turning the secular state of Syria into an extremist Wahabi-style Islamic society ruled by the draconian tenets of Sharia law.
Now we’re faced with the pathetic likes of Scameron and Hollande publicising a sob story that more than one million people have fled the country since the hostilities kick started – and are further applying the morally bankrupt argument that ‘perhaps’ up to 70,000 people might have been killed in Syria since the uprising began two years ago – which is fuck all of a headcount when you consider the Nazi Holohoax, or all the multi-millions of Russians who croaked from lack of care / starvation in Stalin’s gulags – and under Mao’s Cultural Revolution – or Pol Pot’s little clamp down on ‘know-it-all’ intellectuals. Yet such is the demographic price of socio-political re-education.
But the real $64,000 bucks question at the end of the day is what difference would such arms supplies make as there’s no shortage of weaponry in Syria – just a dearth of knowledgeable, cohesive leadership and sense of strategic end game purpose amongst the myriad terrorist rebel groups of foreign funded mercenaries who are hell bent on killing each other as much as Assad’s forces.
Conversely, several of the Pentagon’s warmongering armchair military strategists (sic) informed a press hack from the Barbarians Gazette that it was their collective unqualified opinion that specific high tech’ weapons systems such as Mk W54 SADM tactical battlefield nukes could help to turn the balance of advantage on the ground in the FSA rebel’s advantage – if any of the cartridge-belt festooned homicidal maniacs had the brains to use them without inflicting collateral civilian casualties on a Biblical scale – and blowing themselves away in the process.
However there exists a third party opinion that, applying basic mathematical formula, genuinely believe a greater array of weaponry – advanced or otherwise, will simply result in further bloodshed - whereas the British and French view is one that the crisis should be brought to an end – in the favour of the rebel forces who can kick out Assad or kill him, then get on with their own little civil war conflict of deciding – the democratic process besides - who the fuck is going to be in charge and rule the roost from Damascus.
The European Council President Herman ‘Catweazle’ van Rompy, took time off from his scarecrow impersonation duties to announce that EUSSR foreign ministers would re-assess the embargo status during a meeting in Dublin next week - while Flatbrokes, the UK’s ubiquitous High Street bookies, are giving top odds on sensible shoes members Germany, Austria and Sweden leading the states that will vote against any move to lift the embargo and advance the Zionist’s Protocols agenda towards global domination by starting World War Three and claiming the still-inhabitable bits when the radioactive dust settles.
Thought for the day. Fuck the Freemasons, the Knights of Malta, the Edomite Mafia and the New World Order – and old Uncle Tom Cobley and all. Amen.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Friday, 15 March 2013
Tory Bid to Scrap EU Human Rights Act
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Voicing their concerns regarding the duplicitous Posh Dave Scameron and his Nasty Party’s intention to scrap the Human Rights & Wrongs Act, Librarian-Dummercrat activists used the opportunity of the spring party conference in Brighton-on-Boredom to get on the public record by re-emphasising a collective determination to resist all such efforts by their insidious Tory coalition partners.
Scabby Acrobati, a Lib-Dum activist and director of the civil rights group Kunt-Watch, had this to say to media hacks: “Never mind the official bullshit line of ‘It doesn’t really matter if they do scrap it as the act’s not worth the paper it’s written on’ - for if the PTB want you out of the picture then you’re simply going to end up as yet another exsanguinated corpse to be discovered suicided, propped against a tree and pissed on by dogs in the David Kelly Memorial Woods - or as good as dead in the back of a Mercedes limo in the Pont de l’Alma tunnel - or suffer a fatal coronary while hiking on Ben Stack – or found asphyxiated and padlocked inside one of MI5’s big black North Face holdalls.”
“Er sorry, rather it ‘does matter’ when we have government agencies – or their Renta Thug for hire proxies - pulling a David Copperfield magician act – or in their case a Tommy Cooper snafu - and making people disappear.”
“For Christ’s sake, even with the Human Rights & Wrongs Act and Parliamentary Oversight Committees we still have whistleblowers leaking reports that taxpayer funded government departments concealing information from us – specifically instances like New Labour’s Tony Bliar shutting down media coverage of the Operation Ore child porno’ investigation – and now the Plod Squad and all this Yewtree and Fernbridge bullshit that certain elements of the force knew about the accusations of pervo cabinet ministers and randy royals such as Dirty Dickie Mountbatten bumming little boys at Carole Kasir’s Elm Guest House back in the 1970’s but didn’t have the evidence to proceed.”
“What a load of old codswallop – they knew who, where and when, but the word came down from on high to bury the story and hide the truth – just the same as the BBC (British Coverups Corp) did with the Savile scandal. The Tory Home Secretary, Lord Leon Brittan of Spenditall – rumoured to be another Secret Handshake Club fudging paedo - was handed an actual dossier naming the elitists scumsters involved in the kiddie fiddling ring and binned it – and is now pulling the selective memory card and saying he has no recollection of MP Geoffrey Dickens giving him any dossier.”
“So it was never a matter of mishandled complaints or missed opportunities – this was a deliberate and criminal act of perverting the course of justice by the upper echelons of government and the security services – with a compliant police force there to serve the interests of the landed gentry and political elitists, doing what they’ve always done best – Sit, Shake a Paw, Roll over, Fetch, Now play dead – Good Plod.”
“And before any sod starts blurting on about this being a ‘conspiracy theory’ then they’ve hit it on the head – that’s exactly what occurred – and still is happening to this very day – a conspiracy of silence and the perversion of justice.”
“Really, just look at these Yewtree and Fernbridge inquiries. What has been uncovered? That a group of deceased political types and geriatric celebs were into child molesting – and does nobody find it the slightest bit conspicuous that nary a single living, compos mentis offender is still around to spill the beans on their sodomite paedo pals?”
Conversely, and Lib-Dum opposition besides, the Tory Justice Secretary Chris Graything, formerly Shadow Minister for Hedgehog Affairs, confided to a gutter press hack from the Fascists Gazette that the Conservative majority would repeal the Human Rights & Wrongs Act, regardless of Attorney General Dominic Grieve maintaining there’s no question of the UK withdrawing from the convention – or the Conservative’s coalition partners swearing on a pick and mix stack of Bibles, Korans and Torahs to defend the inviolate sanctity of such to the death.
Graything, the incumbent Tory MP for Epsom Salts and known around the House of Conmans as Ian Duncan Smith’s ‘Mini-Me’ clone, claims that abolishing the Act, which enshrines the European Convention on Human Rights in domestic law, will be a primary objective in the Tories 2015 election manifest.
“I personally can’t conceive of a situation where we could put forward a serious reform without scrapping New Labour’s moronic Human Rights & Wrongs Act and starting again from the basic statutes of the 1215 edition of Magna Carta.”
“We cannot go on with a situation where these Jolly Jihad Club Muslim types - who present a clear and present danger to our national security by coming to Britain just to diss our democratic freedoms - are able to call up some ambulance-chasing no-win / no fee compo lawyer and take the government to court citing their human rights have been abused after MI5 go round and toss their houses for weapons of mass distraction and give them a bit of a kicking - or waterboard their sprogs to force them to talk.”
A majority of Tory MPs want to ditch the EUSSR Convention well before the 2015 election, arguing that the Strasbourg court’s meddling in the British justice system is over-riding the sovereignty of Parliament after they ruled the Con-Dem’s blanket ban on prisoner suffrage is illegal – and Posh Dave Scameron responding that scally inmates will not be given the vote as they are a bunch of low-life Bolshie criminal oicks who invariably vote for New Labour or UKIP just to upset the status quo.
While Deputy PM Nick Clegg (another frog who dreams of being a toad) and his Lib-Dums have sworn to veto any such move by the Tories, as a compromise ‘the Coalition’ set up a panel back in 2010 to tinker around with the convention per se and conjure up a British Bill of Rights.
However, and quite typically, after 19 months and £700,000 quid of taxpayers’ money squandered, the academic panel of career arse-scratchers and nose-pickers was branded as fatally flawed from the feet up when it produced its half-baked findings which condemned both Capitalism and Democracy as unsustainable socio-political systems and recommended adopting a Hitlerian Fascist philosophy to keep the common herd in line – seen but not heard.
Thought for the day. Regardless of all the human rights and wrongs waffle, if Posh Dave Scameron doesn’t give the common herd a one-off ‘IN or OUT’ vote on continued EUSSR membership then his political days – along with the Tory Party’s days in office - are numbered.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Voicing their concerns regarding the duplicitous Posh Dave Scameron and his Nasty Party’s intention to scrap the Human Rights & Wrongs Act, Librarian-Dummercrat activists used the opportunity of the spring party conference in Brighton-on-Boredom to get on the public record by re-emphasising a collective determination to resist all such efforts by their insidious Tory coalition partners.
Scabby Acrobati, a Lib-Dum activist and director of the civil rights group Kunt-Watch, had this to say to media hacks: “Never mind the official bullshit line of ‘It doesn’t really matter if they do scrap it as the act’s not worth the paper it’s written on’ - for if the PTB want you out of the picture then you’re simply going to end up as yet another exsanguinated corpse to be discovered suicided, propped against a tree and pissed on by dogs in the David Kelly Memorial Woods - or as good as dead in the back of a Mercedes limo in the Pont de l’Alma tunnel - or suffer a fatal coronary while hiking on Ben Stack – or found asphyxiated and padlocked inside one of MI5’s big black North Face holdalls.”
“Er sorry, rather it ‘does matter’ when we have government agencies – or their Renta Thug for hire proxies - pulling a David Copperfield magician act – or in their case a Tommy Cooper snafu - and making people disappear.”
“For Christ’s sake, even with the Human Rights & Wrongs Act and Parliamentary Oversight Committees we still have whistleblowers leaking reports that taxpayer funded government departments concealing information from us – specifically instances like New Labour’s Tony Bliar shutting down media coverage of the Operation Ore child porno’ investigation – and now the Plod Squad and all this Yewtree and Fernbridge bullshit that certain elements of the force knew about the accusations of pervo cabinet ministers and randy royals such as Dirty Dickie Mountbatten bumming little boys at Carole Kasir’s Elm Guest House back in the 1970’s but didn’t have the evidence to proceed.”
“What a load of old codswallop – they knew who, where and when, but the word came down from on high to bury the story and hide the truth – just the same as the BBC (British Coverups Corp) did with the Savile scandal. The Tory Home Secretary, Lord Leon Brittan of Spenditall – rumoured to be another Secret Handshake Club fudging paedo - was handed an actual dossier naming the elitists scumsters involved in the kiddie fiddling ring and binned it – and is now pulling the selective memory card and saying he has no recollection of MP Geoffrey Dickens giving him any dossier.”
“So it was never a matter of mishandled complaints or missed opportunities – this was a deliberate and criminal act of perverting the course of justice by the upper echelons of government and the security services – with a compliant police force there to serve the interests of the landed gentry and political elitists, doing what they’ve always done best – Sit, Shake a Paw, Roll over, Fetch, Now play dead – Good Plod.”
“And before any sod starts blurting on about this being a ‘conspiracy theory’ then they’ve hit it on the head – that’s exactly what occurred – and still is happening to this very day – a conspiracy of silence and the perversion of justice.”
“Really, just look at these Yewtree and Fernbridge inquiries. What has been uncovered? That a group of deceased political types and geriatric celebs were into child molesting – and does nobody find it the slightest bit conspicuous that nary a single living, compos mentis offender is still around to spill the beans on their sodomite paedo pals?”
Conversely, and Lib-Dum opposition besides, the Tory Justice Secretary Chris Graything, formerly Shadow Minister for Hedgehog Affairs, confided to a gutter press hack from the Fascists Gazette that the Conservative majority would repeal the Human Rights & Wrongs Act, regardless of Attorney General Dominic Grieve maintaining there’s no question of the UK withdrawing from the convention – or the Conservative’s coalition partners swearing on a pick and mix stack of Bibles, Korans and Torahs to defend the inviolate sanctity of such to the death.
Graything, the incumbent Tory MP for Epsom Salts and known around the House of Conmans as Ian Duncan Smith’s ‘Mini-Me’ clone, claims that abolishing the Act, which enshrines the European Convention on Human Rights in domestic law, will be a primary objective in the Tories 2015 election manifest.
“I personally can’t conceive of a situation where we could put forward a serious reform without scrapping New Labour’s moronic Human Rights & Wrongs Act and starting again from the basic statutes of the 1215 edition of Magna Carta.”
“We cannot go on with a situation where these Jolly Jihad Club Muslim types - who present a clear and present danger to our national security by coming to Britain just to diss our democratic freedoms - are able to call up some ambulance-chasing no-win / no fee compo lawyer and take the government to court citing their human rights have been abused after MI5 go round and toss their houses for weapons of mass distraction and give them a bit of a kicking - or waterboard their sprogs to force them to talk.”
A majority of Tory MPs want to ditch the EUSSR Convention well before the 2015 election, arguing that the Strasbourg court’s meddling in the British justice system is over-riding the sovereignty of Parliament after they ruled the Con-Dem’s blanket ban on prisoner suffrage is illegal – and Posh Dave Scameron responding that scally inmates will not be given the vote as they are a bunch of low-life Bolshie criminal oicks who invariably vote for New Labour or UKIP just to upset the status quo.
While Deputy PM Nick Clegg (another frog who dreams of being a toad) and his Lib-Dums have sworn to veto any such move by the Tories, as a compromise ‘the Coalition’ set up a panel back in 2010 to tinker around with the convention per se and conjure up a British Bill of Rights.
However, and quite typically, after 19 months and £700,000 quid of taxpayers’ money squandered, the academic panel of career arse-scratchers and nose-pickers was branded as fatally flawed from the feet up when it produced its half-baked findings which condemned both Capitalism and Democracy as unsustainable socio-political systems and recommended adopting a Hitlerian Fascist philosophy to keep the common herd in line – seen but not heard.
Thought for the day. Regardless of all the human rights and wrongs waffle, if Posh Dave Scameron doesn’t give the common herd a one-off ‘IN or OUT’ vote on continued EUSSR membership then his political days – along with the Tory Party’s days in office - are numbered.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 14 March 2013
The Iconic British High Street: RIP
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
According to a highly confidential report recently compiled by the Ministry for Major Fuckups - then leaked to red top gutter press tabloids via the tried and tested route of Bolshie Whitehall whistleblowers out for some career frustration ‘payback’ and cause a spot of anarchical mayhem around Westminster - the number of High Street retailers shutting up shop began to manifest as a disturbing trend during the catastrophic three year Reign of Error of Gordon ‘Incapability’ Broon once he took over as PM from the equally-disastrous Tony ‘War Crimes’ Bliar in 2007 – a phenomenon which has since advanced at a geometric rate with 20-plus local traders per day closing down since the Con-Dem Coalition slithered into office in 2010 – a ten-fold increase on the previous year.
Alas the nursery rhyme’s Butcher and Baker and Candlestick Maker have gone the same way as the Dodo – tits-up extinct - along with each and every speciality shop – not a single one of which has been replaced – and the likes of the Greedy Grocer mega-supermarket chains and online shopping having nowt to compare in the way of alternatives.
All the family firms, generations in the same trade – Butchers trusted and respected by their communities at large not to serve up a couple of pounds of minced beef that’s half-weighted with Steptoe’s horse – are gone and replaced by faceless multi-national ‘profit-above-all’ conglomerates and their migrant clone worker ants from across the eastern bloc of the EUSSR community who labour for the pure pleasure of doing some hapless Brit’ out of a job – then getting Sundays off to go and poach carp and the Queen’s swans on the local park ponds – while their bottle blonde slapper women spend their time shoplifting in Poundland.
But what the fuck do we expect when you have the likes of the Greedy Grocer chains – Pestco, Pukesburys, Shiteland and Mammon & Snobfords - trying to undercut each other in price wars – and most definitely pulling the rug out from under the hapless feet of the established town traders – selling produce at less than they can actually buy it – due ‘monopolies’ and squeezing their producers and suppliers until they squeak and bleed.
Though it’s not only the big multi-nationals but council tax business rates adding to the cull factor – then you have HMRC with the income tax ‘and’ VAT – and implementing costly Brussels / EUSSR regulations over HSE and employment laws – so what the fuck do the government expect? That the High Street traders carry on borrowing money like the Chancellor does? A few zillion quid every month – strains of Gordon Broon and the other albino tosser, Alistair ‘Subprime’ Darling and New Labour’s fatally-flawed Money-Go-Round.
The alarming closure figures went ballistic in the last three months of 2012 as a legion of village and small town businesses went into self-harm suicide mode and voluntary administration at a rate of 30-plus per day due being hounded by bailiffs for payment of their exorbitant council tax arrears and declaring themselves bankrupt.
While there was a drastic decline in shops selling products of any use to man or beast, there was a boom in retail conglomerates taking over the premises as 7/11 Stop n Rob convenience stores flogging bags of crisps and aspartame-loaded fizzy drinks – along with the usurious likes of Ripoffs-R-Us payday loan providers, cash converters / pawnbrokers, charity stores, branches of Flatbrokes the bookies – and Pound shops selling all manner of useless Third World sweatshop tat.
And there you see the proverbial writing on the wall – even Banksy couldn’t do it better – the perfect illustration of how sick our society has become – terminal rot set in and festering faster than a leper lying on a sunbed.
Conversely, Candida Mingerot, a psychoanalyst at the Golden Calf Institute for Materialistic Studies, speaking at the annual Mammon Lectures in Smegmadale last month, warned that community cohesion was damaged by the decline of a town’s High Street traders.
"It's important psychologically and socially for families and communities that we have this congenital identity, and when the sheeple see these traders closing up for good and being replaced by rows of boutiques selling the same shit – plus this invasion of pawnshops and Wonga ‘Debtocracy-Now’ loan firms, then they smell a rat and know their neighbourhood is turning into one of those dysfunctional sink or swim dumps.
Ah, but that’s one of the primary aims of the New World Order and EUSSR Federation – the creation and maintenance of a dysfunctional society – with the wholesale disruption of British society on the agenda. The total upheaval of the four pillars of our human identity – those four major collective forces that have served us for millenniums past: Family, Race, Religion and Nation.
Thought for the day. No surprises there really. What the fuck do the government expect with their austerity measures and funding foreign wars – and their primary constituents being the Fortune 500 corporations – and not the silly fuckers who voted them into political office?
The common herd have less money in their pockets, the employment landscape is a nuclear wilderness - and supermarkets, not content with monopolising the food aspect of trade are now competing for top dog notch in non-food retail – plus the ubiquitous internet currently commands 12% of all retail sales – with that medium of shopping only predicted to increase like UKIP’s supporters.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
According to a highly confidential report recently compiled by the Ministry for Major Fuckups - then leaked to red top gutter press tabloids via the tried and tested route of Bolshie Whitehall whistleblowers out for some career frustration ‘payback’ and cause a spot of anarchical mayhem around Westminster - the number of High Street retailers shutting up shop began to manifest as a disturbing trend during the catastrophic three year Reign of Error of Gordon ‘Incapability’ Broon once he took over as PM from the equally-disastrous Tony ‘War Crimes’ Bliar in 2007 – a phenomenon which has since advanced at a geometric rate with 20-plus local traders per day closing down since the Con-Dem Coalition slithered into office in 2010 – a ten-fold increase on the previous year.
Alas the nursery rhyme’s Butcher and Baker and Candlestick Maker have gone the same way as the Dodo – tits-up extinct - along with each and every speciality shop – not a single one of which has been replaced – and the likes of the Greedy Grocer mega-supermarket chains and online shopping having nowt to compare in the way of alternatives.
All the family firms, generations in the same trade – Butchers trusted and respected by their communities at large not to serve up a couple of pounds of minced beef that’s half-weighted with Steptoe’s horse – are gone and replaced by faceless multi-national ‘profit-above-all’ conglomerates and their migrant clone worker ants from across the eastern bloc of the EUSSR community who labour for the pure pleasure of doing some hapless Brit’ out of a job – then getting Sundays off to go and poach carp and the Queen’s swans on the local park ponds – while their bottle blonde slapper women spend their time shoplifting in Poundland.
But what the fuck do we expect when you have the likes of the Greedy Grocer chains – Pestco, Pukesburys, Shiteland and Mammon & Snobfords - trying to undercut each other in price wars – and most definitely pulling the rug out from under the hapless feet of the established town traders – selling produce at less than they can actually buy it – due ‘monopolies’ and squeezing their producers and suppliers until they squeak and bleed.
Though it’s not only the big multi-nationals but council tax business rates adding to the cull factor – then you have HMRC with the income tax ‘and’ VAT – and implementing costly Brussels / EUSSR regulations over HSE and employment laws – so what the fuck do the government expect? That the High Street traders carry on borrowing money like the Chancellor does? A few zillion quid every month – strains of Gordon Broon and the other albino tosser, Alistair ‘Subprime’ Darling and New Labour’s fatally-flawed Money-Go-Round.
The alarming closure figures went ballistic in the last three months of 2012 as a legion of village and small town businesses went into self-harm suicide mode and voluntary administration at a rate of 30-plus per day due being hounded by bailiffs for payment of their exorbitant council tax arrears and declaring themselves bankrupt.
While there was a drastic decline in shops selling products of any use to man or beast, there was a boom in retail conglomerates taking over the premises as 7/11 Stop n Rob convenience stores flogging bags of crisps and aspartame-loaded fizzy drinks – along with the usurious likes of Ripoffs-R-Us payday loan providers, cash converters / pawnbrokers, charity stores, branches of Flatbrokes the bookies – and Pound shops selling all manner of useless Third World sweatshop tat.
And there you see the proverbial writing on the wall – even Banksy couldn’t do it better – the perfect illustration of how sick our society has become – terminal rot set in and festering faster than a leper lying on a sunbed.
Conversely, Candida Mingerot, a psychoanalyst at the Golden Calf Institute for Materialistic Studies, speaking at the annual Mammon Lectures in Smegmadale last month, warned that community cohesion was damaged by the decline of a town’s High Street traders.
"It's important psychologically and socially for families and communities that we have this congenital identity, and when the sheeple see these traders closing up for good and being replaced by rows of boutiques selling the same shit – plus this invasion of pawnshops and Wonga ‘Debtocracy-Now’ loan firms, then they smell a rat and know their neighbourhood is turning into one of those dysfunctional sink or swim dumps.
Ah, but that’s one of the primary aims of the New World Order and EUSSR Federation – the creation and maintenance of a dysfunctional society – with the wholesale disruption of British society on the agenda. The total upheaval of the four pillars of our human identity – those four major collective forces that have served us for millenniums past: Family, Race, Religion and Nation.
Thought for the day. No surprises there really. What the fuck do the government expect with their austerity measures and funding foreign wars – and their primary constituents being the Fortune 500 corporations – and not the silly fuckers who voted them into political office?
The common herd have less money in their pockets, the employment landscape is a nuclear wilderness - and supermarkets, not content with monopolising the food aspect of trade are now competing for top dog notch in non-food retail – plus the ubiquitous internet currently commands 12% of all retail sales – with that medium of shopping only predicted to increase like UKIP’s supporters.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
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Wednesday, 13 March 2013
Tory Lies ‘Not’ Sustainable Resource
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Canny street smart political observers point the fickle finger of fate this week as the UK’s media stooges are forced to acknowledge the fact that Conservative Party bullshit has reached ‘peak production level’ after less than three years and is in terminal decline – with Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron’s pledge to the hapless disabled members of our tits-up society that they would be exempt from Chancellor Osborne’s impending toxic ‘bedroom tax’ being exposed as more at scent than substance now the truth comes back to bite him squarely in the arse.
Posh Dave’s magnanimous false promises regarding the spare room subsidy besides, Candida McSkanger, a 16-year old mother of three from south London’s Landfill Hamlets ‘sink or swim’ social housing estate, has received a letter ordering her to pay £60 quid per month extra for the spare carer’s room in her three-bed semi which has been specially-adapted so eldest son Quasimodo can receive 24/7 nursing supervision to control his incessant Numpty Syndrome head banging tantrums.
But on her welfare benefits that’s an increase Candida can’t afford, even if she goes out flogging her golly morning, noon and night - hence Quasi’ will have to go into full-time residential care at a cost to the taxpayer of £4,000 a week. So how’s that for a lack of penny wise / pound foolish common sense on the part of the Department for Works & Pensions?
However Candida’s only one of the 660,000 social housing tenant families with disabled children that are going to be slapped with bedroom tax bills of £14 nicker a week – quite fittingly scheduled to come into force on April Fools’ Day.
Now here we see this star-crossed Con-Dem Coalition of a circus without a tent fiasco for what it really is – the right hand hasn’t a fucking clue what the left hand is doing. The National Ill-Health Service are trashing junk food and telling every fucker and their dog to stick with a 5-a-day diet, while the Chancellor and Department of Works & Pensions are collectively freezing salaries, hiking taxes and slashing benefits – with the common herd unable to afford even a portion of their traditional 1-a-day meat pie and chips.
Moreover, Scameron comes across as a myopic tosser with no concept of the paradox involved when making his exemption statement to disabled parents – while the Nasty Party’s DWP Secretary Iain Duncan Smith, former Minster for Hedgehog Affairs and founder of his constituency’s Chigley & Camberwick Green Halitosis Club, is busy fighting a rear guard legal action by disabled bedroom tax victims under human rights laws – with ten test cases scheduled to be heard before the High Court in May – and rabid packs of ambulance-chasing lawyers rightly claiming the disabled are being discriminated against.
Oh yes, dontcha just love it when the supercilious Tories get caught out and impaled on their own boasts. But it’s about time Scameron, Duncan Smith and Osborne stopped believing in Father Christmas or the myth that wood grows on trees – and instead realise that the unpredictable divergences of the Chaos Theory equation are not supposed to be applied to formulating strategies to steer Britain’s national economy towards the light at the end of the tunnel – especially so when that ‘light’ might be the harbinger of further fiscal disasters coming from the other direction at a geometric rate of knots.
So how do we restore Broken Britain’s economy to health? For starters get shut of this incompetent bunch of dog wankers in Downing Street - and don’t let the New Labour bodgers anywhere near the piggy bank either - after Gordon Broon and Alistair Darling’s 13 year fubar of a Money-Go-Round spend-a-thon. For fuck’s sake that pair even borrowed money off Wonga and the Ripoffs-R-Us
payday loan sharks.
Downing Street need to give their Zionist crime syndicate funding masters the finger and call a timely halt to this ‘foreign aid commitments’ bullshit and pull out of the EUSSR – and be like sensible shoes Switzerland and not get involved with such a moronic European Federation / single currency concept – especially one that was originally Hitler’s bright spark idea.
To wit, we stop supporting the shameless hedonistic lifestyles of the Brussels kleptocrats and start focusing on mending ‘Broken’ Britain as the graft and corruption-ridden 27-member state behemoth heads full pelt towards a monetary Eurogeddon.
Plus no more aid to Third World basket case dumps nor meddling in wars of foreign aggression with the shitbag Israeli kikesters and the Great Satan - and cut the austerity measures slashing social welfare benefits – and start filling in the fucking potholes with Tarmite or whatever instead of having some local council highways department jobsworth spraying a circle of white paint around them - before a double decker bus disappears down one.
As to the ‘bedroom tax’ conundrum affecting families with a disabled / special needs member - well perhaps they might prefer Posh Dave Scameron out and Cornwall’s Eugenics Party councillor Ron McTosser in his place.
McTosser was forced to resign last month after opening gob before engaging brain and publicly stating to a disability charity campaigner that gimps with limps and other special needs children cost the council too much money and should be put down, just like the Nazis did with their highly cost-effective euthanasia programme that got rid of Germany’s window lickers and useless eaters – which he personally would like to see extended to include the unemployed, the homeless – and any other unproductive members of our society – along with the hordes of pikey and gyppo benefit scroungers migrants from the EUSSR.
However, not quite the approach for politicians intending to make friends and influence people – or win votes.
Thought for the day. Okay readers, as the Con-Dem Coalition and too New Labour, UKIP, the BNP, the Greenies - the whole schlemiel in fact - are clueless on how to solve our once-sceptred isle’s GNP deficit and awry balance of payments, why not submit your ideas using the online reply form below and you too could win a life-sized replica of Ian Duncan Smith’s brain – mounted in an eggcup.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Canny street smart political observers point the fickle finger of fate this week as the UK’s media stooges are forced to acknowledge the fact that Conservative Party bullshit has reached ‘peak production level’ after less than three years and is in terminal decline – with Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron’s pledge to the hapless disabled members of our tits-up society that they would be exempt from Chancellor Osborne’s impending toxic ‘bedroom tax’ being exposed as more at scent than substance now the truth comes back to bite him squarely in the arse.
Posh Dave’s magnanimous false promises regarding the spare room subsidy besides, Candida McSkanger, a 16-year old mother of three from south London’s Landfill Hamlets ‘sink or swim’ social housing estate, has received a letter ordering her to pay £60 quid per month extra for the spare carer’s room in her three-bed semi which has been specially-adapted so eldest son Quasimodo can receive 24/7 nursing supervision to control his incessant Numpty Syndrome head banging tantrums.
But on her welfare benefits that’s an increase Candida can’t afford, even if she goes out flogging her golly morning, noon and night - hence Quasi’ will have to go into full-time residential care at a cost to the taxpayer of £4,000 a week. So how’s that for a lack of penny wise / pound foolish common sense on the part of the Department for Works & Pensions?
However Candida’s only one of the 660,000 social housing tenant families with disabled children that are going to be slapped with bedroom tax bills of £14 nicker a week – quite fittingly scheduled to come into force on April Fools’ Day.
Now here we see this star-crossed Con-Dem Coalition of a circus without a tent fiasco for what it really is – the right hand hasn’t a fucking clue what the left hand is doing. The National Ill-Health Service are trashing junk food and telling every fucker and their dog to stick with a 5-a-day diet, while the Chancellor and Department of Works & Pensions are collectively freezing salaries, hiking taxes and slashing benefits – with the common herd unable to afford even a portion of their traditional 1-a-day meat pie and chips.
Moreover, Scameron comes across as a myopic tosser with no concept of the paradox involved when making his exemption statement to disabled parents – while the Nasty Party’s DWP Secretary Iain Duncan Smith, former Minster for Hedgehog Affairs and founder of his constituency’s Chigley & Camberwick Green Halitosis Club, is busy fighting a rear guard legal action by disabled bedroom tax victims under human rights laws – with ten test cases scheduled to be heard before the High Court in May – and rabid packs of ambulance-chasing lawyers rightly claiming the disabled are being discriminated against.
Oh yes, dontcha just love it when the supercilious Tories get caught out and impaled on their own boasts. But it’s about time Scameron, Duncan Smith and Osborne stopped believing in Father Christmas or the myth that wood grows on trees – and instead realise that the unpredictable divergences of the Chaos Theory equation are not supposed to be applied to formulating strategies to steer Britain’s national economy towards the light at the end of the tunnel – especially so when that ‘light’ might be the harbinger of further fiscal disasters coming from the other direction at a geometric rate of knots.
So how do we restore Broken Britain’s economy to health? For starters get shut of this incompetent bunch of dog wankers in Downing Street - and don’t let the New Labour bodgers anywhere near the piggy bank either - after Gordon Broon and Alistair Darling’s 13 year fubar of a Money-Go-Round spend-a-thon. For fuck’s sake that pair even borrowed money off Wonga and the Ripoffs-R-Us
payday loan sharks.
Downing Street need to give their Zionist crime syndicate funding masters the finger and call a timely halt to this ‘foreign aid commitments’ bullshit and pull out of the EUSSR – and be like sensible shoes Switzerland and not get involved with such a moronic European Federation / single currency concept – especially one that was originally Hitler’s bright spark idea.
To wit, we stop supporting the shameless hedonistic lifestyles of the Brussels kleptocrats and start focusing on mending ‘Broken’ Britain as the graft and corruption-ridden 27-member state behemoth heads full pelt towards a monetary Eurogeddon.
Plus no more aid to Third World basket case dumps nor meddling in wars of foreign aggression with the shitbag Israeli kikesters and the Great Satan - and cut the austerity measures slashing social welfare benefits – and start filling in the fucking potholes with Tarmite or whatever instead of having some local council highways department jobsworth spraying a circle of white paint around them - before a double decker bus disappears down one.
As to the ‘bedroom tax’ conundrum affecting families with a disabled / special needs member - well perhaps they might prefer Posh Dave Scameron out and Cornwall’s Eugenics Party councillor Ron McTosser in his place.
McTosser was forced to resign last month after opening gob before engaging brain and publicly stating to a disability charity campaigner that gimps with limps and other special needs children cost the council too much money and should be put down, just like the Nazis did with their highly cost-effective euthanasia programme that got rid of Germany’s window lickers and useless eaters – which he personally would like to see extended to include the unemployed, the homeless – and any other unproductive members of our society – along with the hordes of pikey and gyppo benefit scroungers migrants from the EUSSR.
However, not quite the approach for politicians intending to make friends and influence people – or win votes.
Thought for the day. Okay readers, as the Con-Dem Coalition and too New Labour, UKIP, the BNP, the Greenies - the whole schlemiel in fact - are clueless on how to solve our once-sceptred isle’s GNP deficit and awry balance of payments, why not submit your ideas using the online reply form below and you too could win a life-sized replica of Ian Duncan Smith’s brain – mounted in an eggcup.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
GM Lobby Pushing UK Frankencrops
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Taking a break this week from his homicidal ‘Let’s all kill the badgers’ campaign, the Con-Dem Coalition’s Defra Secretary Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson, formerly Minister for Firewood Affairs, pontificated his obnoxious ‘faulty science’ opinion on GMO crops to a press hack from the Mutant Meals Gazette – that the likes of Monsanto’s genetically modified crops should be grown and sold across the 27-member European community.
Paterson’s typically bovine ‘rhetoric versus facts’ outpouring to the media flies in the face of the public consumer’s rightful concerns over Frankenfoods and systemic Roundup Ready glyphosate herbicides and Bayer’s neonicotinoids loading the plant produce and soil with non-degradable toxins - plus pesticides alike Clothianidin killing off our pollinator bee populations in a combined effort with the electro-magnetic smog generated by the ubiquitous cellphone towers and Wi-Fi signals – a toxic blend that’s detrimental to the health of every living thing on the planet.
Paterson, a bought and paid for GMO lobbyists stooge acting like some juvenile cheerleader in support of the Fortune 500 corporations - who are now his true Parliamentary constituents – in his unqualified arrogance, seems to have forgotten the hapless twats of North Slopshire who voted him into the House of Conmans to represent their interests and well-being – and not work to their collective detriment by influence peddling and massaging his own hyper-inflated ego.
Cobbler Owen now puts the Big Six agrichemical companies first - Monsanto, Syngenta, Dow Agrosciences, BASF, Bayer, and Pioneer / DuPont - and ignores the actual true science research that proves GM crops and herbicides – albeit conspiratorially approved by the graft and corruption-ridden USDA and EPA - not only screw up the environment and soil, but the entire fauna and flora ecosystem and food chain – insects, birds / eggs, cows / dairy / milk, free range meats - and makes a total fuck of human DNA faster than a Plutonium-239 enema.
One point being fed to the compliant media machine is the more scent than substance factor that Paterson has the firm backing of the Tory Chancellor, the genetically-modified George Osborne, who believes GM foods could provide a swathe of future opportunities for the National Ill-Health Service and the British undertaking industry (and hence boosting death duties) – with gravediggers and crematorium staff working 24/7 when the common herd start keeling over with a pick and mix assortment of cancers and ailments after a few months on a one-a-day diet of Tumour Corn and end up looking like Jar Jar Binks or Jabba the Hutt with a bad case of galloping psoriasis.
Nice one, yet another Bilderberg / Trilateral Commission / Club of Rome plot exposed – and their covert Agenda 21 mass cull of the human race through poisoning the public’s food and drink supplies - and thus the health and well-being of the entire common herd on a global scale – via genetically modified organisms and fluoridisation of the potable water.
Take also into consideration that Monsanto, along with the other GMO Big Agri’ company majors - who misery and death seem to follow around like the Grim Reaper - are now pushing ‘terminator seeds’ to ensure that farmers have to forgo their 'heirloom seeds' and are forced to purchase fresh seed from them every year and thus establish a corporate controlled global food supply monopoly and give Mother Nature the finger.
Thought for the day. Hmmm, bollocks to the Tory’s MP for North Slopshire – let him tuck into GM foods like Selwyn Gummer – and just wait til his kids start looking like Blinkie the Fish and come down with nano-engineered / genetically modified Morgellons Disease.
To wit, fuck Owen the Cobbler and his GMO Quasimodo mutant crops – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Taking a break this week from his homicidal ‘Let’s all kill the badgers’ campaign, the Con-Dem Coalition’s Defra Secretary Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson, formerly Minister for Firewood Affairs, pontificated his obnoxious ‘faulty science’ opinion on GMO crops to a press hack from the Mutant Meals Gazette – that the likes of Monsanto’s genetically modified crops should be grown and sold across the 27-member European community.
Paterson’s typically bovine ‘rhetoric versus facts’ outpouring to the media flies in the face of the public consumer’s rightful concerns over Frankenfoods and systemic Roundup Ready glyphosate herbicides and Bayer’s neonicotinoids loading the plant produce and soil with non-degradable toxins - plus pesticides alike Clothianidin killing off our pollinator bee populations in a combined effort with the electro-magnetic smog generated by the ubiquitous cellphone towers and Wi-Fi signals – a toxic blend that’s detrimental to the health of every living thing on the planet.
Paterson, a bought and paid for GMO lobbyists stooge acting like some juvenile cheerleader in support of the Fortune 500 corporations - who are now his true Parliamentary constituents – in his unqualified arrogance, seems to have forgotten the hapless twats of North Slopshire who voted him into the House of Conmans to represent their interests and well-being – and not work to their collective detriment by influence peddling and massaging his own hyper-inflated ego.
Cobbler Owen now puts the Big Six agrichemical companies first - Monsanto, Syngenta, Dow Agrosciences, BASF, Bayer, and Pioneer / DuPont - and ignores the actual true science research that proves GM crops and herbicides – albeit conspiratorially approved by the graft and corruption-ridden USDA and EPA - not only screw up the environment and soil, but the entire fauna and flora ecosystem and food chain – insects, birds / eggs, cows / dairy / milk, free range meats - and makes a total fuck of human DNA faster than a Plutonium-239 enema.
One point being fed to the compliant media machine is the more scent than substance factor that Paterson has the firm backing of the Tory Chancellor, the genetically-modified George Osborne, who believes GM foods could provide a swathe of future opportunities for the National Ill-Health Service and the British undertaking industry (and hence boosting death duties) – with gravediggers and crematorium staff working 24/7 when the common herd start keeling over with a pick and mix assortment of cancers and ailments after a few months on a one-a-day diet of Tumour Corn and end up looking like Jar Jar Binks or Jabba the Hutt with a bad case of galloping psoriasis.
Nice one, yet another Bilderberg / Trilateral Commission / Club of Rome plot exposed – and their covert Agenda 21 mass cull of the human race through poisoning the public’s food and drink supplies - and thus the health and well-being of the entire common herd on a global scale – via genetically modified organisms and fluoridisation of the potable water.
Take also into consideration that Monsanto, along with the other GMO Big Agri’ company majors - who misery and death seem to follow around like the Grim Reaper - are now pushing ‘terminator seeds’ to ensure that farmers have to forgo their 'heirloom seeds' and are forced to purchase fresh seed from them every year and thus establish a corporate controlled global food supply monopoly and give Mother Nature the finger.
Thought for the day. Hmmm, bollocks to the Tory’s MP for North Slopshire – let him tuck into GM foods like Selwyn Gummer – and just wait til his kids start looking like Blinkie the Fish and come down with nano-engineered / genetically modified Morgellons Disease.
To wit, fuck Owen the Cobbler and his GMO Quasimodo mutant crops – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 12 March 2013
Activists Slam UK Secret Trials Bill
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The Lib-Dum’s annual party conference in boring Brighton has seen Deputy PM Nick Clegg fingered as a closet case Tory and two prominent activists - human rights and wrongs barrister Chlamydia Mingerot QC and former cormorant strangler Bev Titwank resign over his support for the passage of the Justice and Security Bill - aka The Kafka Act – which will introduce secret courts into our once-sceptred isle’s judicial system – all part of the agenda to establish a totalitarian panopticon surveillance state.
Ms Mingerot opined to a gutter press hack from the Fascist Gazette that “This is not the way forward for radical, progressive politics and the evolution of the social state to a Utopian level – but looks like it’s being modelled on the Stalinist Soviet template. First the secret courts will deal with terrorists, then the government whistle-blowers, then it will be civil cases – hence zero scrutiny or accountability of the Plod Squad and security services – and then come the knocks on the door after dark – and the gulags set up in the Pennines – the closest thing we have to Siberia.”
“Obviously a slew of kleptocrat MPs have backed the proposals as they believe it will prevent the nosy parker common herd – us – the 99% have-not’s - from any further scrutinising of their House of Conmans ‘Scamalot’ expense fiddles for duck islands and moat dredging claimed against the taxpayer’s purse.”
“But what pisses me off is the fact Clegg has abandoned liberal values for the privileges of power, accepted the shoddy logic that’s driving this Orwellian bill, and morphed into a blue-nosed Tory bottom feeder. This proposed bill is simply a charter for cover-ups – and we’ve already had successive governments and the BBC doing that – which will impair principles of justice, the right to fair trial and the rule of law.”
“Neither the public, nor the victims, nor their lawyers nor the media will have a right to know. Court records could be kept secret forever – which we saw with Tony Bliar gagging the Met’s Operation Ore kiddie fiddling investigation once his paedo pal Philip Lyon was collared. And let’s not overlook the Scottish Nonceland inquiry into the Dunblane massacre where that low-life Secret Handshake Club scumbag Lord Douggie Cullen of Shitekirk slapped a 100 year gagging order on the inquiry to protect his ranking establishment pederast ring buddies who Thomas Watt Hamilton was pimping schoolkids for.”
The gospel according to a report in the Daily Shitraker states for the public’s consumption that the controversial Justice and Security Bill is crafted with malice aforethought to create a mechanism allowing court evidence to be heard in secret where there is a need to keep information from the public on grounds of national security – such as the assassinations of any Bolshie fucker and their dog – or revealing the details of the 7/7 Operation Gladio false flag terrorist attack on the London Underground system where Mohammed al Patsy and his hapless Jolly Jihad play-acting cohorts turned up at Canary Wharf after missing their tube connections then heard on the news that the make-believe terror attack drill was a set up and trains actually went ‘Ka-fucking-Boom!’ – only to end up dead at the hands of security services gunmen before they could spill the beans to the media.
Hence the government is hell bent on writing safeguards into the legislation, currently being scrutinised by Parliament, ensuring corrupt judges such as John Chilcot and Heather Hallibut and Lord Bwian Mutton - who oversaw the Dr David Kelly assisted suicide coverup - will be the ones to decide if a closed material proceeding (secret trial) is de rigueur – and not only will such be held in camera but illegal to publicise details of.
Here again we see the PTB attempts to install a sluice gate on the flow of information into the public realm – and this Justice and Security Bill is simply a vehicle to serve the scumbag likes of Tony Bliar and prevent investigation of their war crimes and associated nefarious illegal acts – such as the illegal invasion of Iraq and dodgy dossiers about weapons of mass distraction to justify war of terror, and extraordinary rendition flights and acts of torture and extra-judicial murders - and prevent news of GCHQ spies being found dead in one of MI5’s big black North Face holdalls from leaking to the media – or how Ruskie exile double agent’s morning cuppa’s gets poisoned with Polonium 210 from Israel’s Dimona nuclear processing plant.
The bill’s statutes will also to apply to living, accused persons who would be denied under this Orwellian draft the right to represent themselves or have their own lawyers represent them - nor will they be allowed to know what they are accused of.
Brilliant - Kafka couldn’t have conjured up a more skewed piece of fiction.
So bye-bye to our once-cherished Montesquieu set of checks and balances - the separation of powers of the legislature, the executive, and the judiciary. It’s bad enough that we have the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984; the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000; the Police Reform & Social Responsibility Act 2011 – along with the stop an’ search orders under Section 60 of the Criminal Justice Order Act of 1994 that allow searches without reasonable suspicion - and the Protection of Freedoms Act 2012 – a joke in itself which does no such thing - plus the moronic Community Safety Accreditation Scheme 2002.
To wit, the state is already free to withhold evidence from disclosure under Public Interest Immunity procedures – and we are additionally burdened with closed / secret family courts serving a graft and corruption-riddled social care system where kids are estranged from their biological mothers and stuck into the foster / adoption system – feeding the Satanic ritual / paedophile culture that infests our sick society.
For the record, the bill’s sponsor in Parliament is Ken ‘Groper’ Clarke, the cabinet’s token Minister with Nothing to Do – a sitting member of the Masters of the Universe Bilderberg Club – who takes orders directly from the Rothshite crime syndicate and the Edomite Mafia in the Promised Land – and not the British voters he was elected into office to represent the interests of.
Ah well, yet another faltering step on the path to achieving the ZioNazi’s New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The Lib-Dum’s annual party conference in boring Brighton has seen Deputy PM Nick Clegg fingered as a closet case Tory and two prominent activists - human rights and wrongs barrister Chlamydia Mingerot QC and former cormorant strangler Bev Titwank resign over his support for the passage of the Justice and Security Bill - aka The Kafka Act – which will introduce secret courts into our once-sceptred isle’s judicial system – all part of the agenda to establish a totalitarian panopticon surveillance state.
Ms Mingerot opined to a gutter press hack from the Fascist Gazette that “This is not the way forward for radical, progressive politics and the evolution of the social state to a Utopian level – but looks like it’s being modelled on the Stalinist Soviet template. First the secret courts will deal with terrorists, then the government whistle-blowers, then it will be civil cases – hence zero scrutiny or accountability of the Plod Squad and security services – and then come the knocks on the door after dark – and the gulags set up in the Pennines – the closest thing we have to Siberia.”
“Obviously a slew of kleptocrat MPs have backed the proposals as they believe it will prevent the nosy parker common herd – us – the 99% have-not’s - from any further scrutinising of their House of Conmans ‘Scamalot’ expense fiddles for duck islands and moat dredging claimed against the taxpayer’s purse.”
“But what pisses me off is the fact Clegg has abandoned liberal values for the privileges of power, accepted the shoddy logic that’s driving this Orwellian bill, and morphed into a blue-nosed Tory bottom feeder. This proposed bill is simply a charter for cover-ups – and we’ve already had successive governments and the BBC doing that – which will impair principles of justice, the right to fair trial and the rule of law.”
“Neither the public, nor the victims, nor their lawyers nor the media will have a right to know. Court records could be kept secret forever – which we saw with Tony Bliar gagging the Met’s Operation Ore kiddie fiddling investigation once his paedo pal Philip Lyon was collared. And let’s not overlook the Scottish Nonceland inquiry into the Dunblane massacre where that low-life Secret Handshake Club scumbag Lord Douggie Cullen of Shitekirk slapped a 100 year gagging order on the inquiry to protect his ranking establishment pederast ring buddies who Thomas Watt Hamilton was pimping schoolkids for.”
The gospel according to a report in the Daily Shitraker states for the public’s consumption that the controversial Justice and Security Bill is crafted with malice aforethought to create a mechanism allowing court evidence to be heard in secret where there is a need to keep information from the public on grounds of national security – such as the assassinations of any Bolshie fucker and their dog – or revealing the details of the 7/7 Operation Gladio false flag terrorist attack on the London Underground system where Mohammed al Patsy and his hapless Jolly Jihad play-acting cohorts turned up at Canary Wharf after missing their tube connections then heard on the news that the make-believe terror attack drill was a set up and trains actually went ‘Ka-fucking-Boom!’ – only to end up dead at the hands of security services gunmen before they could spill the beans to the media.
Hence the government is hell bent on writing safeguards into the legislation, currently being scrutinised by Parliament, ensuring corrupt judges such as John Chilcot and Heather Hallibut and Lord Bwian Mutton - who oversaw the Dr David Kelly assisted suicide coverup - will be the ones to decide if a closed material proceeding (secret trial) is de rigueur – and not only will such be held in camera but illegal to publicise details of.
Here again we see the PTB attempts to install a sluice gate on the flow of information into the public realm – and this Justice and Security Bill is simply a vehicle to serve the scumbag likes of Tony Bliar and prevent investigation of their war crimes and associated nefarious illegal acts – such as the illegal invasion of Iraq and dodgy dossiers about weapons of mass distraction to justify war of terror, and extraordinary rendition flights and acts of torture and extra-judicial murders - and prevent news of GCHQ spies being found dead in one of MI5’s big black North Face holdalls from leaking to the media – or how Ruskie exile double agent’s morning cuppa’s gets poisoned with Polonium 210 from Israel’s Dimona nuclear processing plant.
The bill’s statutes will also to apply to living, accused persons who would be denied under this Orwellian draft the right to represent themselves or have their own lawyers represent them - nor will they be allowed to know what they are accused of.
Brilliant - Kafka couldn’t have conjured up a more skewed piece of fiction.
So bye-bye to our once-cherished Montesquieu set of checks and balances - the separation of powers of the legislature, the executive, and the judiciary. It’s bad enough that we have the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984; the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000; the Police Reform & Social Responsibility Act 2011 – along with the stop an’ search orders under Section 60 of the Criminal Justice Order Act of 1994 that allow searches without reasonable suspicion - and the Protection of Freedoms Act 2012 – a joke in itself which does no such thing - plus the moronic Community Safety Accreditation Scheme 2002.
To wit, the state is already free to withhold evidence from disclosure under Public Interest Immunity procedures – and we are additionally burdened with closed / secret family courts serving a graft and corruption-riddled social care system where kids are estranged from their biological mothers and stuck into the foster / adoption system – feeding the Satanic ritual / paedophile culture that infests our sick society.
For the record, the bill’s sponsor in Parliament is Ken ‘Groper’ Clarke, the cabinet’s token Minister with Nothing to Do – a sitting member of the Masters of the Universe Bilderberg Club – who takes orders directly from the Rothshite crime syndicate and the Edomite Mafia in the Promised Land – and not the British voters he was elected into office to represent the interests of.
Ah well, yet another faltering step on the path to achieving the ZioNazi’s New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Monday, 11 March 2013
Sulu Psychos Declare War on Malaysia
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In what has got to constitute as a late season Third World basket case pantomime of homicidal proportions, inept Malaysian military forces in Sabah are currently hunting for a gang of heavily armed Muslim bandit infiltrators from the neighbouring Republic of the Philistines southern Sulu Archipelago - who to all intents and purposes appear hell bent on causing a shed load of trouble and strife for all concerned by laying a territorial claim to the eastern Malaysian province which was leased in perpetuity to the North Borneo Chartered Company in August, 1881.
The actual lease document, scribed in blood on the tanned hide of a Visayan aardvark and bearing the thumbprint of the Sultan of Sulu, Datu Ratu Tatu, ‘and’ the signature of the NBCC Chairman, Sir Arthur Dent (the notorious inter-galactic hitchhiker), was agreed and sealed on conditions of a payment of six rolls of copper wire, three cases of Blanco, an album of nude photographs of Queen Victoria and a gross of ribbed Durex prophylactics.
And all has been in a tranquil state since - until one of the dozens of bogus claimants to the Sultanate of Sulu, Jamjar Krismas Kracker III – now living in a Manila slum - was recently stricken with a dose of the greedy bug while praying at the altar of Mammon and decided to demand the return of the entire province of Sabah – or a whopping cut of the oil and gas – and hardwood timber - natural resources income that the Kota Kinabalu and Kuala Lumpur governments rake in annually – and improve the material quality of his life as a penniless ne’er do well pretender to the Moro royal throne.
Basically with the KL government telling the impostor Sultan to stick his ridiculous claim and go and get fucked, he spit the proverbial dummy and dispatched – with promises of heaps of filthy glittering lucre - a gang of Al Qa’eda-linked Abu Sayyaf guerrillas, assorted homicidal Tausug window lickers and like-minded imbeciles – along with a horde of generalised dingbats - in an armada of pirate boats from the Sulu Sea islands of Basilan and Tawi-Tawi to the coastal Lahad Datu area of Sabah to execute a campaign of armed repossession.
Conversely, the gospel according to the international online whistle-blowing snitch and grasser group Wicked-Leaks, this ‘out of the blue’ preposterous demand to the KL government and ensuing armed invasion of Sabah has been funded and instigated by agents provocateur working for the Qatari and Saudi Arabian warmongers who are currently supporting a campaign of armed Islamic insurrection and terrorism around the globe at the behest of their ZioNazi kikester bosses in the Great Satan.
US diplomatic cables hacked by the Anonymous group and published via Wicked-Leaks reveal that Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer, the Saudi Arabian ambassador to the Philippines, is the scumbag responsible for funding the bonkers 96-year old Sultan Jamjar Krismas Kracker III and his army of would-be bailiffs bent on repossessing Sabah – all designed to kick start yet another concocted proxy war of convenience to stir the shit in some other hapless fucker’s bailiwick and end up with UN sanctions and ‘humanitarian intervention’ by NATO.
This time around the aim is to set Philippine Muslim crazies against Malay Muslim moderates – to give the Sulu Moros a worse reputation than they have already (if such is possible) and cause KL’s Barisan Nasional Party hierarchy a massive headache – and hence create a military destabilisation opportunity for Western muppet stooge / opposition politician Anwar bin Ibrahim and members of his Pakatan Rakyat Sodomites Party to seize political power in Malaysia’s imminent 2013 general elections.
And here we see the real hand of evil at work – the Great Game conjuring of extensive regional implications specifically aimed at facilitating a proxy confrontation with China.
Using the good ole compliant US of A as their vehicle of choice, the Illuminati plan is to push the global domination / New World Order (read Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion) agenda by forcibly installing muppet regimes in Myanmar led by Aung San Suu Kyi, Thailand led by Foreskin Shitawaterat’s terminally corrupt political dynasty, and in Malaysia led by convicted arse bandit Anwar bin Ibrahim – a front that will be turned against Chinese interests as part of the 19th Century strategy of Albert Pike and his Zionist Freemason / Knights of Malta bottom feeders to encircle and contain the Middle Kingdom.
However this burgeoning fiasco – a comedy of Keystone slapstick proportions and content when viewed from a safe, out of ballistic range distance - is simply the latest in a long line of Pinoy money-grubbing scams, with the week ending as a crowd of protesters composed of both Muslins ‘and’ Christians - on hire by the hour from Renta-Mob – gathered outside the Malaysian Embassy in Salcedo Village – in the heart of Manila’s Makati central business district, to demand that KL cede Sabah back to the Philippines – or else.
Ah well, that’s Mang Pinoy as a collective force - inveterate masters of holier-than-thou self-delusion where matters of entitlement are concerned – and in this case obviously suffering from a spot of cognitive dissonance as they simply are not getting the fucking message: specifically that no matter how many Jolly Jihad mujahideen fighters land in Sabah to meet an early death on foreign soil, Sultan Jamjar Krismas Kracker the Third is shit out of luck.
Thought for the day. Hmmm, encircle and contain China? Napoleon once stated “Let China sleep for when she awakens the world will tremble.” Good advice if these meddling Khazar Jews of convenience who seek to control all aspects of global life – commerce and societal - would heed such wisdom.
But no, through some aberrant fault in their congenital issue, deep in their DNA, they cannot resist the manic impulse to make great industry of meddling in the affairs of others and cause Operation Gladio style false flag mischief on levels of destruction as visited on New York on 9/11 and London on 7/7 – all of which work against the common good for the benefit of the few but to the detriment of the many - inevitably leading to wars of aggression and suffering and the spilling of the blood of others in the name of the Golden Calf.
So too with these devious Arab world power wannabes, the regal heads of the Qatari and Saudi despotic dynasties, alike their ersatz Semite neighbours, the Ashkenazi kikesters, thrive on deceptions and foreign intrigues - an act that will turn against them with exacting vehemence and bring their houses tumbling down.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In what has got to constitute as a late season Third World basket case pantomime of homicidal proportions, inept Malaysian military forces in Sabah are currently hunting for a gang of heavily armed Muslim bandit infiltrators from the neighbouring Republic of the Philistines southern Sulu Archipelago - who to all intents and purposes appear hell bent on causing a shed load of trouble and strife for all concerned by laying a territorial claim to the eastern Malaysian province which was leased in perpetuity to the North Borneo Chartered Company in August, 1881.
The actual lease document, scribed in blood on the tanned hide of a Visayan aardvark and bearing the thumbprint of the Sultan of Sulu, Datu Ratu Tatu, ‘and’ the signature of the NBCC Chairman, Sir Arthur Dent (the notorious inter-galactic hitchhiker), was agreed and sealed on conditions of a payment of six rolls of copper wire, three cases of Blanco, an album of nude photographs of Queen Victoria and a gross of ribbed Durex prophylactics.
And all has been in a tranquil state since - until one of the dozens of bogus claimants to the Sultanate of Sulu, Jamjar Krismas Kracker III – now living in a Manila slum - was recently stricken with a dose of the greedy bug while praying at the altar of Mammon and decided to demand the return of the entire province of Sabah – or a whopping cut of the oil and gas – and hardwood timber - natural resources income that the Kota Kinabalu and Kuala Lumpur governments rake in annually – and improve the material quality of his life as a penniless ne’er do well pretender to the Moro royal throne.
Basically with the KL government telling the impostor Sultan to stick his ridiculous claim and go and get fucked, he spit the proverbial dummy and dispatched – with promises of heaps of filthy glittering lucre - a gang of Al Qa’eda-linked Abu Sayyaf guerrillas, assorted homicidal Tausug window lickers and like-minded imbeciles – along with a horde of generalised dingbats - in an armada of pirate boats from the Sulu Sea islands of Basilan and Tawi-Tawi to the coastal Lahad Datu area of Sabah to execute a campaign of armed repossession.
Conversely, the gospel according to the international online whistle-blowing snitch and grasser group Wicked-Leaks, this ‘out of the blue’ preposterous demand to the KL government and ensuing armed invasion of Sabah has been funded and instigated by agents provocateur working for the Qatari and Saudi Arabian warmongers who are currently supporting a campaign of armed Islamic insurrection and terrorism around the globe at the behest of their ZioNazi kikester bosses in the Great Satan.
US diplomatic cables hacked by the Anonymous group and published via Wicked-Leaks reveal that Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer, the Saudi Arabian ambassador to the Philippines, is the scumbag responsible for funding the bonkers 96-year old Sultan Jamjar Krismas Kracker III and his army of would-be bailiffs bent on repossessing Sabah – all designed to kick start yet another concocted proxy war of convenience to stir the shit in some other hapless fucker’s bailiwick and end up with UN sanctions and ‘humanitarian intervention’ by NATO.
This time around the aim is to set Philippine Muslim crazies against Malay Muslim moderates – to give the Sulu Moros a worse reputation than they have already (if such is possible) and cause KL’s Barisan Nasional Party hierarchy a massive headache – and hence create a military destabilisation opportunity for Western muppet stooge / opposition politician Anwar bin Ibrahim and members of his Pakatan Rakyat Sodomites Party to seize political power in Malaysia’s imminent 2013 general elections.
And here we see the real hand of evil at work – the Great Game conjuring of extensive regional implications specifically aimed at facilitating a proxy confrontation with China.
Using the good ole compliant US of A as their vehicle of choice, the Illuminati plan is to push the global domination / New World Order (read Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion) agenda by forcibly installing muppet regimes in Myanmar led by Aung San Suu Kyi, Thailand led by Foreskin Shitawaterat’s terminally corrupt political dynasty, and in Malaysia led by convicted arse bandit Anwar bin Ibrahim – a front that will be turned against Chinese interests as part of the 19th Century strategy of Albert Pike and his Zionist Freemason / Knights of Malta bottom feeders to encircle and contain the Middle Kingdom.
However this burgeoning fiasco – a comedy of Keystone slapstick proportions and content when viewed from a safe, out of ballistic range distance - is simply the latest in a long line of Pinoy money-grubbing scams, with the week ending as a crowd of protesters composed of both Muslins ‘and’ Christians - on hire by the hour from Renta-Mob – gathered outside the Malaysian Embassy in Salcedo Village – in the heart of Manila’s Makati central business district, to demand that KL cede Sabah back to the Philippines – or else.
Ah well, that’s Mang Pinoy as a collective force - inveterate masters of holier-than-thou self-delusion where matters of entitlement are concerned – and in this case obviously suffering from a spot of cognitive dissonance as they simply are not getting the fucking message: specifically that no matter how many Jolly Jihad mujahideen fighters land in Sabah to meet an early death on foreign soil, Sultan Jamjar Krismas Kracker the Third is shit out of luck.
Thought for the day. Hmmm, encircle and contain China? Napoleon once stated “Let China sleep for when she awakens the world will tremble.” Good advice if these meddling Khazar Jews of convenience who seek to control all aspects of global life – commerce and societal - would heed such wisdom.
But no, through some aberrant fault in their congenital issue, deep in their DNA, they cannot resist the manic impulse to make great industry of meddling in the affairs of others and cause Operation Gladio style false flag mischief on levels of destruction as visited on New York on 9/11 and London on 7/7 – all of which work against the common good for the benefit of the few but to the detriment of the many - inevitably leading to wars of aggression and suffering and the spilling of the blood of others in the name of the Golden Calf.
So too with these devious Arab world power wannabes, the regal heads of the Qatari and Saudi despotic dynasties, alike their ersatz Semite neighbours, the Ashkenazi kikesters, thrive on deceptions and foreign intrigues - an act that will turn against them with exacting vehemence and bring their houses tumbling down.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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