Friday, 4 December 2009

The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Twelve court subpoenas,
Eleven texts saying ‘ph*ck you’,
Ten bailiffs with repossession orders,
Nine blokes to cut the gas off,
Eight maids with paternity claims,
Seven photos of her toy boys,
Six bills from her jewellers,
Five more from a wine store,
Four bricks chucked thru me windows,
Three used French letters - knotted,
Two demands for alimony,
And her f*ckin’ big credit card bill !

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