On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Twelve court subpoenas,
Eleven texts saying ‘ph*ck you’,
Ten bailiffs with repossession orders,
Nine blokes to cut the gas off,
Eight maids with paternity claims,
Seven photos of her toy boys,
Six bills from her jewellers,
Five more from a wine store,
Four bricks chucked thru me windows,
Three used French letters - knotted,
Two demands for alimony,
And her f*ckin’ big credit card bill !
Rusty’s Skewed News Views – Purveyors of Bespoke Satire – enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic : a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist lobby.
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