UK Slammed by Pikey Express

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Flatbrokes, Broken Britain’s ubiquitous High Street bookies, are well out of pocket due mega-bucks payouts this morning as the doomsayers were spot on with their New Year immigration deluge predictions as literally zillions of vulgar Bulgars and unwashed Romanians rolled into the UK’s premier Thiefrow Airport yesterday on a stream of Gyppo Air flights and into St Pancras station aboard (or underneath) the Eurostar’s Pikey Express following Brussels’ reversal of working restrictions on migrants from certain members of the 28 nation EUSSR community.

The Nasty Party’s xenophobic excuse for an immigration minister Mark ‘Firewood’ Harper – the very same dog wanker who proposed selling off the woodlands of our once-sceptred isle to the Sahara Forest Trading Corp – and is double-damned for fielding the racist ‘Pikeys Go Home or Risk Arrest’ vans driving round London - informed media hacks that the Con-Dem coalition's Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin-Shit, was working to ensure that controls on accessing benefits and services, including the NHS and free housing, were tighter than a proverbial ‘duck’s arse’ to protect the system from abuse by swarms of gyppo scroungers.

Conversely, as restrictions on Britain's labour market were lifted yesterday UK employers were advertising close to 5,000 positions on Krap-Jobs, a Romanian recruitment website which claims it will place workers in low-skilled jobs here and provide them with ‘cash in hand’ pay – maintaining that knowledge of English is ‘not necessary’ - even when kissing their new boss’s arse or reading the HSE Do’s & Don’ts signs at their workplace.
A total of some 4,896 jobs were advertised yesterday as being available in England – at Domino’s Pizza - along with 80 for bomb-chuckers and persons with ‘knee-capping experience’ in Northern Ireland, 24 in Scotland for bagpipe mechanics and caber fettlers - and 1 for a ‘shepherd’ in Welsh Wales.

Speaking to the media viz the imminent gyppo invasion, Philippa ‘Blonde Moments’ Roe, leader of Westminster City Council and a personality bent on a perpetual quest for something to be offended about, said that local authorities were ‘fucking clueless’ as to how many Eastern Europeans would arrive and go into aggressive begging mode (mugging) and start shitting on Britain’s pristine ‘donkey-stoned’ doorsteps now that immigration restrictions had been lifted.

Frank McScatt, the ex-BNP spokesman for Pikey-Watch UK, which campaigns against unrestricted immigration, agreed with Roe’s opinion and stated that Britain will be the most lucrative destination in the EUSSR community for new migrants as the stringent rules on welfare benefits were so easy to circumvent with forged documents.
“An’ let’s no forget that all these Gyppo leeches are from Transylvania, same as that twat Dracula – so expect them ter start suckin’ the life’s blood outa the country from day one – then they’ll be poachin’ the swans an’ carp from the local park ponds - an’ so beware the socio-economic race wars catastrophe wot’s as sure as shite ter follow.”

“Yer can blame this benefit tourism on the Lib-Dum leader Mick ‘Contrary’ Clogg, pledgin’ ter block any attempts ter curb immigration from the EU. Bit of a change for Cloggy cos he normally sez one thing then does precisely the opposite - same as he did wiv the Tory’s evil plan ter hike university tuition fees.”
“Really, Scameron an’ Clogg are runnin’ a circus without a tent – a dog n pony show. It’s a busted flush, a colossal train wreck, a Chinese fire drill – an’ personally I’ve seen better organised riots.”

“Talk about a multi-cultural society – the ethnic-indigenous Anglo-Saxon Christians are now a minority thanks ter the Tory engineered EUSSR membership. The White Anglo-Saxon Protestant bloodline is gonna become diminished ter the point of a homeopathic dilution ratio – an’ be contaminated by toxic mongrelism from a Third World immigrant breed of incestuous pikeys wot’s bin swimmin’ at the shallow end of the gene pool for generations.”

Labour MP Keith ‘Mr Fix-It’ Vaz, himself the product of Indian economic migrant stock, has obviously never learned from his past scandalous Filkin, Hinduja, Eggnoggington, Auchi and Mireskandari corrupt influence peddling / money-grubbing / conflict of interest fuck-ups, and was on hand at Luton Airport, doling out his business cards to the droves of arriving benefit claimants, with a quick word in their ear that if they encountered any problems from the UK Border Agency then simply give him a call at the House of Conmans for fast remedial action on a no-win / no fee basis (no cheques / cash in brown envelopes only).

Vaz was accompanied by Tory MP Mark Reckless who claimed the 180-seat aircraft from the central Romanian city of Targu Mureș had only 140 scroungers on board, most of whom were already toilet trained and had reserved a park bench or shop doorway to act as a temporary home through the internet’s Pikey Dossers website.

Ex-Bulgarian security service Colonel, Todor Scumbagsky, now CEO of Sofia-based Ripoff Recruitment opined to one gutter press hack from the Workhouse Gazette that he had thousands of applicants ready to work in the UK and fill every job vacancy going – from trainee brain surgeons to lapdancers and ‘happy ending’ masseurs – to local council wheelie bin recycling technicians and gulley sucker’s mates.

“What they earn in one day in our eastern European economic environment they can earn the same per hour in the UK. I even have a deluge of young kids applying to our Paedo Placements Agency wanting to quit school and move to Britain and get in on the lucrative child sex trade scene that’s a real thriving market around Westminster and Whitehall – and too up north of the border in Nonceland’s kiddie fiddling capital of Aberdeen and the graft and corruption-ridden power bases of Glasgow and Edinburgh.”

For the record and regardless of denials to the contrary, Scumbagsky has been positively linked by Interpol to the management of the Grotty Gulag timeshare apartments at the Black Sea beach resort of Krapit Sands which saw scores of Western European pensioners duped out of their retirement fund investments.
His further involvement in shifty business enterprises are alleged to include a majority shareholding in the Renta-Thug Security Agency and the notorious 50,000% APR Slick-Quid and Gash-Cash payday loan outfits that are currently under investigation by the Financial Ombudsman Service.

Thought for the day. The opinions of advocates and naysayers to further job-seeking economic migrant influxes besides, they’re all missing the core principle point.
If droves of gyppo and pikey cheap labour arrives, willing to work for what economists refer to as ‘sweet fuck all’ then this wild card factor guts the strategy behind canny Brit’s refusing minimum wage employment – which would eventually force tight-fisted employers to up the ante and pay a living wage – then the vacancies would be filled by jobless Brit’s.

Lol’s: it must have been a bit of a shock when a shedload of scrounging Gyppos and Pikey types arrived on New Year’s Day and found the Jobcentres closed.
Plus there’ll be an even bigger shock when they have to fork out for their NHS medical treatment – whether it be an elastoplast for a finger end paper cut casualty or haemorrhoid banding or a major organ transplant – or emergency A & E treatment after falling victim to one of MI5’s false flag Islamic terrorist attacks.

Regardless, fuck Brussels compliance-obsessed EUSSR hierarchy and the control freak New World Order.

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