Putin Vows ‘Annihilation’ of Muslim Terrorists

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshitsky’ Cyrillic reader’s edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill inside the ‘Rodina’ – with dispatches hand forged and crafted by humourless Siberian gulag inmates into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Russian President Vlad Putrid, founder of the Okhta Halitosis Society, has sworn a quasi-religious oath on the body of a dead heron to exact vengeance and thus provide closure for the victims of the double-whammy Volgograd (formerly Stalingrad) bombing atrocities and annihilate the Saudi-funded Islamic terrorist scumbags responsible.

Putrid’s televised New Year statement was also addressed to gutter press hacks at a funeral for civilian victims of the two craven suicide bombings which killed thirty-plus people in attacks less than 24 hours apart – at the Volgograd railway station last Sunday and aboard a trolleybus in the Monday morning rush-hour - with Mohammedvich al Ka-Boomsky and his gang of Chechen Islamist militants from the North Caucasus being blamed - until a better set of suspects turns up or claim responsibility.

Well, if the Chechen Muslim’s Shaheed Semtex Vest Brigade - a loose cannon gang of virgin-fixated Salafist suicide bombers out to make a bit of a name for themselves in Paradise – are determined to continue acting on orders from their Mid-East funding sponsors – the shitbag Saudis – (and specifically the pro-Zionist Saudi rogue intelligence (sic) boss Prince Bandar bin Sodomite – a raving paedo’ deviant who prefers little boy’s asses to the female vulva) - and extending this terror bombing campaign to the forthcoming Sochi Winter Olympics – they need to think again.

Vlad Putrid’s no prevaricating wimp or Zionist stooge like the UK’s Scameron and Clegg, and the scope and extent of Putrid’s idea of ‘payback' for the Volgograd bombing is perhaps beyond the scope of moral capacity of a layman in the street as he’ll have his vory agents nail the heads of the guilty to the floor for starters.
This man is cast from the Russian psycho mould who’ll order the extreme prejudice murder of whoever was responsible along with every fucker and their dog in their extended family – including the dog – and cat – and any other hapless sod on their Christmas card or Hijra / Muharram New Year greetings list.

Obviously Putrid’s had enough of this foreign meddling bullshit being directed back in his court for a change and appears ready to shrug off the fantasy of this Russian capacity to shoulder eternal suffering – and strike at the source of the problem.
Thus some fucker is gonna cop for a few nano-particles of Polonium 210 in their morning cuppa – or a prod in the back of the leg with a ricin-pellet loaded brolly. Like the ZioNazi outlaw regime running Israel, Russia is now another nuclear armed rogue gangster state who doesn't give a flying fuck nor play by the Marquis of Queensbury rules.

For fuck’s sake, Putrid and his semi-trusted sidekick Dmitry Medvedev are both ‘Siloviki’ - top ranking ex-KGB officers who were spawned into their criminal careers dominating St Petersburg’s ‘vory v zakone’ Tambov Gang and lesser organised crime ‘bratva’. Political pantomime and diplomatic protocol posturing besides, these are not reasonable people when it comes down to nitty-gritty turf war arguments.

As to the obnoxious Saudi Arabian Prince Bandar – a self-declared playboy (read ‘bumboy’) behaving alike some proverbial tomcat testing the myth he has nine lives - this tosspot was stupid – and imprudent – enough to actually threaten Putrid to his pig-eyed Slavic face concerning Russian support for the Basher Assad regime in Syria – and that his finger was on the trigger of the Chechen-based Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist groups – then facilitated the false flag chemical weapons attacks in Syria with Israeli-supplied sarin gas mortar shells just to give the Russian military the finger.

The shameless Saudi scum and Qatari goat-bonkers are playing at Sun Tzu and Machiavelli and have grown arrogant - with their transient oil wealth and the mega-funds available supplying a vehicle of mischief far beyond their moral capacity to deploy wisely.

Steered under the inept helm of Prince Bandar, the Saudi Wahhabist fanatics are out to cause an Islamic holy war – not against the Christian West but their own kind – Sunni versus Shi’ite – and duly rejoice in their collective schadenfreude as others suffer in misery due their inhuman acts – as per the most viewed television slot of the week being the Friday afternoon ‘Extreme Stoning’ event on Al Jazeera Sports Plus – followed by Hand Chopping Hour and ‘Beheading of the Week’.

The Saudi’s host a most barbaric culture, playing at civilisation, with their women folk not permitted to drive and be-cloaked in the ridiculous chador and burka – and they embrace this perverted Dark Ages Sharia Law which reads like some screenplay straight out of the Neanderthal ‘Quest for Oil’.

Oh yes, yet another delusional bunch of self-promoting, holier-than-thou adulterous, boozing, gambling, whoring pederast hypocrites that most definitely do not practice what they preach – and the Syrian false flag sarin gas attack, plus the recent Russian Volgograd and Lebanon bombings, have Mid-East Saudi mischief thumbprints all over them.

Now the Saudi and Qatar regimes – along with the insane Jordanian monarchy, are hell bent on regional destabilisation via the routes of death and destruction – a gameplan that will come back and kick them in the ass.
Of course, this Arab arrogance stems from Israeli / US prompting – a devil on their shoulder temptation to carve out a bigger slice of the Mid-East / Gulf region for themselves.

Thus the Spend-a-Thon funding of Arab Springs and all manner of ultra-fundamentalist Islamic crazies across the Mid-East and Africa’s Islamic states – with the end game strategy to achieve regime changes from Morocco to Pakiland – and specifically Iran, to oust ruling Shi’ite regimes and install rulers who adhere to their preferred ‘Sunni Side Up’ versions of Islam.

Alas, they’re not possessed of the foresight to gauge that once the rebel terrorist Salafist running dogs are done with the likes of Syria, then their sights will be set on the Western-Zionist stooge puppet monarchies of Qatar, Saudi, Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman and the UAE – and once that shower of shits are dealt the death blow then all attentions turn to the illegal, outlaw state of Israel and justice for their Arab Semite Muslim Palestinian brothers.

Oh yes, make no mistake on this score – they’re the next on the fundamentalist fanatics hit list – the corrupt monarchies and their bourgeoisie bureaucrats – and every Western diplomatic mission – which is going to make a total bollocks of the New World Order agenda’s schedule.
Oh well, at the end of the day this is all down to the good ole U S of A – the Great Satan – the Yanks – who have the knack of fucking up everything they touch – the Philippines, Korea, Vietnam, Central America, Iraq, Afghanistan, etcetera, et al.

Thought for the day. One major stumbling block these Ayrab wannabes want to smarten up on is the fact that while their obedient stooge antics are helping to forward this purported monotheist New World Order’s insidious agenda (read ‘Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion’ gameplan) they are never going to be a top dog part of the new order but simply kowtowing ‘goyim’ chattels.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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