Rich Only: Davos ‘Them n Us’ Conflab

In this morning’s Enhanced Bullshit ‘Them vs Us’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our mobile Anarchy Central 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill currently on site at dirty Davos in Shitzerland – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Doubtless canny political scumbag watchers will have taken note that Tory PM ‘Austerity Dave’ Scameron is even more full of his egoistic smarmy self (head up his own arse) than usual since returning from an official junket to dirty Davos and the World Economic Forum – a non-event organised by the Rothshite’s Edomite Mafia crime syndicate where an 80-plus rich and shameless oligopoly of supercilious zillionaire members of the ‘Let Them Eat Cake’ brigade gathered in conclave to conjure a draft of fresh strategies to maintain the credit debt garrotte stranglehold around the throats of that 99% sector of the global public demographic colloquially referred to as ‘the poor’ – and most importantly of all maintain the status quo and keep them poor - and ignorant of the glaring fact that essentially the governments they vote into office are simply fascist vehicles for corporate Big Money interests.

With the event guarded by a legion of private security thugs from the usual G4S / Serco Renta-Moron agencies, all sense of reality was lost in an aura of contemptible arrogance as the multi-national corporation top dog dildos got to rub shoulders with the political stooges they financed to get elected and represent their money-grubbing interests as in-place lobbyists – a virtual mirror image of the annual self-delusional Masters of the Universe Bilderberg gatherings – same faces / same agenda.

Beaming for the media cameras and sporting shit-eating grins with their fluorescent dentures, the money laundering Banksters rubbed shoulders with Big Pharma’s Codex Alimentarius and toxic vaccine promoters and the Monsanto-led Big Agri GM Frankenfood fascist cliques – all vying for first place against the flawed alternative energy industry combines flogging Scotch mist wind turbines and shale gas fracking – all of which are tagged as carbon emissions cap n trade exchange-related hence cop mega-bucks tax exemptions and rake in massive government subsidies.

As a Marxist redistribution of wealth to create a more egalitarian eurozone society peopled by a socially-mobile population was most definitely not on the ‘perpetual indebtedness’ agenda target at Davos, apart from kneeling in supplication before the altar of their God of Greed, Mammon – and the participants wiping their feet on the ‘doormat’ less fortunate of this world, serving to confirm they have nothing but contempt for the mass media mesmerised debt-laden consumers addicted to materialism with displays of unqualified arrogance - like the recently deported Singapore-based Crossinvest Asia wealth management’s money-juggler Anton Casey - what the fuck was this sinister gathering of over-privileged abusive scumsters and money-grubbing shifty shylocks discussing, might we speculate?

First off, with a failed Crapitalism-based economy that is set to rebound – not upwards but in the ‘opposite’ direction - deeper into recession – and to to rub salt into the wounds of proletariat discontent – it was unanimously decided by the corporatism interests that pay freezes were to be a continued de rigour policy throughout the 28 member EUSSR fascist community – along with IMF / World Bank / ADB enforced devaluations, the sale of national assets and more Cyprus-style Faginesque 60% highway robbery raids on private saving accounts with in excess of £25 quid on deposit.

Conversely these draconian fiscal measures were to be offset by bland hypocritical platitudes of ‘Patience’ and a repeat of the threadbare and clichéd ‘Big Society / We’re all in this together’ mantra to further justify criminal scale incompetence at upper government levels – and divert attentions from the greed of the tax-dodging operators of the big bankster’s quantitative easing machine – better known as Willy Wonga’s Easy Money Factory.

Hmmm, patience viz wage freezes from the common herd indeed – while Broken Britain’s House of Conmans back-scratching Parliamentary standards watchdog decides that MPs are in dire need of a mega-bucks additional 11% pay hike to their already-bloated £65,738 quid annual salaries and lavish ‘fiddle n claim’ expense accounts. Talk about hypocrisy and taking the proverbial piss.

Well, as a long-suffering people with the proverbial patience of a saint, we’ve had about enough of ‘Pelindaba Dave’ and the Tory-dominated coalition’s pathetic gimecrackery – they’ve become more than a subliminal source of annoyance and we have this all-pervasive air of anger morphing into a smouldering fury – so it’s time to shout ‘No more!” and get the tumbrels rolling and the gibbets strung with fresh ropes.

Scameron and his train fare-dodging Bullingdon Vandals Club pal George ‘Spankies’ Osborne are further blighted in the political credibility department by sanctioning the Sleazy-Cash and Wonga Ripoffs payday banksters Loan Ranger - and their Tonton Macoute debt collectors free rein to ride the range and plunder at will with their mega-percentage APR rates.

But the flabby ‘Tripswitch’ Dave is cursed not only with a pair of double-D cup man tits ‘and’ a strained marriage to his coke-snorting NLP minder ‘Snowy Sam’ (both mongrel incarnations of bad parenting ‘and’ a mutant DNA gene line caused by generations of incestuous inbreeding with their relatives) but also a fatal touch of the temporal paradox syndrome, and is destined to fall foul of the Blinovitch Limitation Effect at the May 2015 general election when he, along with the rest of the dog-wanking Con-Dem coalition fubar, disappears up its own arsehole and into the annals of political insignificance.

Really who the fuck voted for this clown Scameron and his public school sodomite pals – (all models for Anthony Gormless’s ‘Another Place’ statues) that comprise the core of the Tory Party and Millionaire’s Cabinet? If they had any semblance of social conscience they’d hang their heads in fucking shame.

Let’s be honest here, our Prime Minister is such a dense tosser he can’t even be trusted to hop down the local Pederasts Arms pub for a quick pint and pick up some snort for Sammy lest he fucks off back home and forgets to take his 8-year old daughter Nancy with him – leaving her sat in the beer garden knocking back Jägerbombs and Old Headbanger lager chasers - while getting eyed up by the local kiddie fiddling gropers brigade – until MI5’s 22nd SAS Increment crew got word to parachute in and rescue her.

Plus neither of the thick twats – Dave or Snowy - know where the fusebox is at their Chipping Sodall mansion and dragged Scottish Power out of bed over Christmas when they suffered a brownout and missed the end of the Sound of Music.
Talk about useless and not fit for purpose, are these tossers capable of wiping their own arses? Scameron must qualify as the Jar Jar Binks of British politics – yet there again Lib-Dum leader Mick ‘Turncoat’ Clogg and New Labours fuckwit child prodigy Ed ‘Trotsky’ Millipede are in the Fraggle Rock category too – along with Jabba the Hutt look-alike Eric Pickles, and Iain Dunkin Shit, the Dark Side’s Chief Sith at the Ministry for Social Misery.

Thought for the day. On the subject of unqualified arrogance, the afore-mentioned British wealth management consultant Anton Casey recently Twittered, and too posted derogatory remarks on Facebook, expressing his personal contempt for the Merlion City’s multi-cultural common herd demographic – specifically educationally sub-normal taxi drivers and having to suffer the indignity of travelling on public transport – and has fled for his own safety, leaving behind his Porche and ex-Miss Singapora trophy shag before he was tarred and feathered – bound for Down-Under ‘economy class’ on Qantas.
What this vulgarian tosspot will make of the lager-swilling, bush tucker Ozzies is anyone’s guess – a race whose idea of ‘sophistication’ is wearing underpants – or a thong – and formal dress consists of a pair of Stubbies, flip flops ‘and’ a t-shirt.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/anton-casey-fired-and-flees-singapore-in-economy-class-over-poor-people-comments-9088199.html

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