In this morning’s ‘Kosher Brochure’ enhanced bullshit edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Rabbi Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Finally bowing to public outrage and cries of ‘Foul’, Britain, France, Italy and Spain have plucked up the moral courage to summon their respective Israeli ambassadors and voice objections to plans for expanding illegal settlements in Palestine’s rapidly-diminishing occupied West Bank.
The EUSSR’s playdough-faced Foreign Affairs mandarin Catherine ‘Fangs’ Ashton branded the scheme to build 1,400,000 new homes in illegal kikester settlements across the West Bank – denounced by no less than the United Nations General Assembly as being illegal under international law - as an obstacle to peace and made an absolute mockery of the proposed two-state solution – with the 1948 pre-Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe) borders of Palestine being reduced to postage stamp sized enclaves – appearing like flyshit on a map - with in excess of 500,000 shifty Shylocks now illegally squatting in settlements built since Israel's equally-illegal occupation of the West Bank and East Jerusalem in 1967.
Conversely, Israel’s Ashkenazi mongrel PM Bobo Nutyahoo, a sadistic ultra- rabid Jabotinskyist forever on the lookout for a Final Solution to the ‘Palestinian Problem’ immediately spit the dummy on hearing of Ashton’s public statement criticising their misuse of the Promised Land, and sporting his ‘Never Forget Sobibór’ kikester t-shirt, made an impromptu press statement, announcing for the public record it was ‘time to stop the goyim’s hypocrisy and inject some balance and fairness to the discussion’.
"The EUSSR calls our ambassadors in for a finger-wagging talking-to because of the construction of a few thousand more houses for the Chosen People. How about they concentrate their energies on convincing these Palestinian refugees they are lucky we allow them to squat on Israeli lands.”
Thus in their customary mad dog retaliatory fashion that accompanies any and all criticism of the outlaw ZioNazi state – and specifically the imposition of the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign which targets Israeli produce with a 729 barcode prefix – the Knesset’s Foreign Ministry has summoned the ambassadors of Britain, France, Italy and Spain for a retaliatory dressing-down, accusing their countries of a pro-Palestinian bias over the confiscation of farm lands in the occupied West Bank territories for the long scheduled establishment of the next wave of illegal Israeli settlements.
The Moldovan-born ZioNazi Minister for Graft & Corruption, Avigdor Lieberscumm, a former night bouncer at Tel Aviv’s notorious Metzitzah B’peh Club, wielding the usual Manifest Destiny rhetoric alike some backstreet thug’s switchblade, informed one gutter press hack from the Mesira Gazette that the envoys would be told their one-sided stance against God’s Chosen People was unacceptable and they could – individually – expect a mid-night call from Mossad’s high-fiving Kidon Unit assassination crew if they maintained this pro-Palestinian / anti-Zionist stance.
However, as fact and reality bear testimony, with all things Israeli, a front of aggressive bluster is launched as a defence against the propagation of the truth.
The gospel according to the radical Hasbara Weekly Review, documents leaked by Mr Shovrim Shtika, a whistle-blowing mole inside the Knesset, have exposed the insidious dimensions of this latest diabolical plan – (the brainchild of the lunatic fringe government’s PM Nuttyahoo, FM Avigdor Lieberscumm and the pig-eyed wanted war criminal posing as a Justice Minister, Tipsy Livid) - calls for towns in The Triangle - a region southeast of Haifa including heavily populated Arab Muslim cities – to become part of a Palestinian state - when any peace agreement is ever reached – and here’s the catcher - in exchange for the Jewish colonies of the West Bank – which equates with the ethnic cleansing of some 300,000 undesirable Palestinians.
Israel’s psycho racist Minister for Expropriation of Palestinian Lands, Ya’ir ben Zonah Lapid, a meshuggenah scatbag blind to the hypocrisy of Israel’s flawed situation and beyond any chance of socio-political rehabilitation due his fanatical devotion to the racist teachings of radical Rabbi Yehuda Glick, openly and publicly declared in a statement that might have been taken straight out of Hitler’s Nazi Aryan Übermensch gamebook:
“We need to be shut of these Palestinian goyim trespassers. Peace is not the issue, we need to get rid of the Palestinians as their very continued presence threatens and chokes us.”
“We, the Chosen People, cannot continue absorbing four million Palestinians who claim they were here before us and fail to grasp the fact that this is ‘our’ Promised Land – not theirs – bequeathed to our forefathers by Yahweh and definitely not their bloke Allah.”
So there we have it – Fortress Israel – the only country on Earth with a wall round it. The occupied West Bank’s villages and farms will be declared a Military Control Zone and the inhabitants evicted to make room for illegal kikester settlers, while the Gaza Strip suffers the most over-the-top Act of Enclosure ever imposed on a captive human population in the course of history.
Thus it’s time for the United States of AIPAC’s Sec of State John-Boy Kerry to wake up to the fact he’s being had for a cunt and this illusion that the US-sponsored Israeli-Palestinian ‘peace talks’ will yield anything is more at scent than substance – apart from further repetitions of human rights abuses and war crimes against the true historical occupants of Palestine – the Palestinians.
Though doubtless the wily wizards of AIPAC and the Boards of Jewish Deputies will be waving their wicked wands at their kikester-controlled global media chains and legitimizing Israeli war crimes and human rights abuses - while paving the way for the next batch - Israel understands only one language and that is force – which will eventually come in a heavy handed form from the Arab Muslim ‘true’ Semite quarters when they turn on the illegal rogue state en masse and reduce it to radioactive ash – to the eternal detriment of all concerned.
Until such time the world is stuck with Israel’s current lunatic leadership under the likes of the Ashkenazi kikester PM Bobo Nutyahoo - a sadistic ultra-rabid Jabotinskyist who has a psychotic hatred of all things Arab and Islamic since his gung-ho brother Yoni copped his lot during the Mossad-conspired false flag hijacking of Air France’s Flight 139 Airbus A300 by PFLP and German RAF terrorists (sic) to Entebbe in 1976 – which the outlaw Israeli state politicos of the day staged as yet another of their perpetual Dog & Pony Show ‘victims’ extravaganzas – to demonise the Palestinian freedom fighters and win international approval for their litanies of human rights abuses and war crimes.
For truth and the public record: Israel’s slow cook genocide racist crimes against the Palestinian people — 66 years of ethnic cleansing, colonization, denial of refugee rights and second-class citizenship, including extension of this brutal regime into the territories occupied since 1967 and besieging the Gaza Strip behind a 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi style concentration camp on the planet - has been perpetuated with the full complicity of Western Zionist political stooges – who are terrified of being on the receiving end of the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience stock-in-trade smear of anti-Semite or Holohoax denier for speaking out against the human rights and wrongs abuse visited on the heads of the marginalised and disenfranchised Palestinian population of the rogue state of Israel (formerly Palestine).
Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s G4S-run Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.
Hmmm, and with this in mind are we are to believe the duplicitous words of the Israeli Slime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo – himself another Jew of convenience with zero Semite DNA in his Khazar-Ashkenazi genes - when he declares in regard to the ‘Palestinian problem’ – “All options are on the negotiating table”. Yeah right – all options excepting fair play and ‘peace’.
In the 1980’s Oded Yinon, a senior advisor to the Israeli Ministry for Foreign Mischief, articulated the primary draft of the ZioNazi grand strategy to instigate the Balkanization of the entire Middle East via a chain of staged false flag terrorist attack events and contrived wars of aggression - with the participation of the US and European (read NATO) military forces to achieve the Chosen People’s Biblical ‘Promised Land’ – the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion’s master plan - a Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to Euphrates – and far beyond – whose end result would ensure Israel’s Mid-East military / nuclear weapon hegemony and provide geo-political domination and guaranteed oil and gas reserves for the next century.
Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based paranoid, certifiably-psychotic
warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yids of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.
Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.
To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the real Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbag.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara, chaneph and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.
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Ah, have forwarded this to the Daily Mail ;)
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