UK Terror Threat Raised to 'Shit-Scared' Level

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The gospel according to Tory Fuhrer Posh Dave Scameron, acting on yet another souped-up dodgy dossier from JTAC's Thames House HQ, not only Britain and Europe - but the entire solar system - are facing the greatest terrorist threat in history of terrorist threats, with those nasty Jolly Jihadist Muslim fanatics comprising the black-clad ninja ISIS / ISIL / IS (whatever the fuck their latest brand name is this week) muhijadeen intending to specifically target our once (pre-fracking) green and pleasant land.

So Broken Britain faces the biggest military attack hazard to our cultural existence since the Norman conquest and Hitler's Nazi Operation Sea Lion, with Scameron pledging the usual round of liberty-intrusive emergency measures to tackle radical Islamic extremists and their toxic sectarian 'Sharia Rules' ideology - which will involve more fucking CCTV cameras, paramilitary plods and a dawn til dust curfew on every fucker and their dog - including prime time Chew n Spew fast food take-away and pizza delivery boys - to purportedly prevent a Jihadist Bomb-a-Rama spectacular.

The UK crisis threat assessment was yesterday raised from the customary post 9/11 scaremongering 'Hysteria' level to an unprecedented 'Shit-Scared' - the second highest to the 'Armageddon' rank - which canny Scum-Watch monitors predict that another MI5 staged 7/7 false flag terrorist attack by Muhammad al Patsy and his Shaheed Suicide Vest Brigade is on the cards due the growing danger from fundamentalist British Jolly Jihad fighters returning from Iraq and Syria - and being purposely allowed, with malice aforethought, to walk straight through immigration and customs with nary a check on their status.

Really, is this fucking government so far gone and delusional from breathing the fetid stench of their own 'they hate our democratic freedoms' horse crap fantasy that it is conceived the common herd are going to swallow - yet again - this tip-toe mission creep advance to install a totalitarian fascist state apparatus?

WTF do they think these subversive ISIS Takfiri jihadist wannabes are going to do? Jump on a repatriation flight - or National Express coach from Syria or Iraq - or wherever the capital of their all-new Sharia Caliphate state is to be based once the smoke settles - and turn up at Thiefrow or Harwich - or Victoria Bus Station - toting an AK47, bandoliers of 7.62 ammo, flack jacket pockets stuffed with M67 frag' grenades - and a FIM-92 Stinger missile balanced on their shoulder?
Or are we once more going down that credibility threadbare avenue of Muslim crazies brewing up black pepper and peroxide explosives in their Mum's kitchen - or even more at scent than substance 'ricin panic bombs'?
Nope, one even better this time around, courtesy of Hammer Horror script writers and the Tavistock Institute's NLP / brainwashing gurus. Okay, disconnect your cerebral reasoning faculty for five minutes and have a laugh at this bullshit fiction.

MI5 / JTAC claim that a 22 SAS unit has seized a laptop from ISIS in Syria which contained top secret research codenamed 'Pandora's Bog' on how to make a bio-hazard bomb out of the contents of a septic tank - plus a stellar piece of Chaos Theory religious justification to use it against infidel British civilians who are all first cousins of the American Great Satan. And that is the latest Damocles sword hanging over our collective heads - a sub-nuclear Islamic 'shit bomb'.

Now that almost surpasses a media statement from Terry May - to quote -"The first and most important duty of government is the welfare and protection of the British people."
What a piece of hypocrisy-in-motion babble - and these Tory twats field this duplicitous philosophy yet loose the likes of George Osborne and Ian Dunkin-Shit on the British economy and welfare state system?

Regardless, this neo-colonial / imperialist geo-political war-mongering agenda was kick started post-9/11 with the bent Tony Bliar-led New Labour government and the weapons of mass distraction / 45 minutes to a nuclear holohoax scam - and Scameron and Clogg have - (and still are, simply following orders) - broken with the principles of common sense and credibility then departed the realms of reality altogether with their warped Islamophobia credo.

This barbaric hellion ISIS is a product of Western security services creation, to fight their proxy wars and do the dirty work, and as per their al Qaeda brainchild, has now turned against the midwife of their genesis. Or again, is it all part of the Grand Plan - to provide the excuse to finally invade Syria?

Ron McScrote, director of Twat-Watch, the UK's leading government abuse monitor charity, had this to say to a gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette.
"Yer got the Tory's cross-dressin' Home Secretary Terry 'Testosterone' May - another ZioNazi shill, might I add - announcin' that the Islamic terrorist threat scaremongerin' level is bein' raised from 'minor panic' ter a 'shit yer pants' grade in response ter these Western engineered proxy war conflicts in Iraq an' Syria wot's got CIA an' Mossad fingerprints all over the fuckin' show via the corrupt Arab stooge regimes in Qatar an' Saudi."

"This mishmash coalition is an unmitigated disaster on an epic scale wiv their black propaganda, engineered narratives an' ongoin' scaremongerin', when humanity has awakened ter the control system’s tactics an' it's all part an' parcel of advancing the New World Order / Agenda 21 totalitarian panopticon surveillance state apparatus an' morphin' our once sceptred isle inter a control freak's paradise."

"All this Chicken Little new alert level crap only suggests an attack on the UK might be likely an' even Terry May has had ter admit there's no fuckin' hard core intelligence evidence that any attack is planned - from Muslim ISIS terrorists or another of the security services 7/7 style false flag demonisation specials."

"But just ter make sure they get the effin' message across yer can guarantee a strew of Operation Gladio staged terrorist attacks are imminent - the usual brand of catalyzing civilian collateral damage tragedies - an' it's odds-on they'll be bolstered wiv lashings of black propaganda. But it's all pretext devices fer testin' wot degree of mayhem an' chaos visited on an urban population it will take ter generate the level of MSM scaremongerin' spin an' associated sectarian hatred Islamophobia ter have the media-mesmerised common herd discard all sense of fuckin' rationality an' rely on their muddled emotions an' this venal reverse synergy ter embrace martial law as their salvation. An' if Scameron an' Clogg can achieve that before next May's election, then it's job done an' dusted, is it not."

"Welcome ter Orwell's perma-war 1984 - only 2014 style - an' if yer dare open yer gob ter protest then all the liberal free-speech advocates an' them protestin' censorship of political expression are gonna get targeted by MI5's Increment Unit hit squad an' end up wiv Polonium 210 in their mornin' cuppa - or zipped inside one of them big black North Face holdalls an' dumped against an effin' tree up in the David Kelly Memorial Woods or under some fuckin' hedge in Grassy Knoll Park."

Thought for the day. So is this a kick in the nadjers for embracing diversity and respecting cultural sensitivities? Does it likewise mean that Scameron's Muslim hoodie-hugging 'We're all in this together' politically correct multi-cultural society cohesion goes out the window?

Regardless, this latest piece of galloping black propaganda scaremongering will doubtless serve to take the brain dead / MSM / goggle box mesmerised sheeple's eye off the Tory cabinet paedophile scandal - and keep Broken Britain's trigger-happy racist Plod Squad morons busy with warrantless stop n search pat down / gropes.

On reflection of past 'heightened terrorist alerts' viz Stockton Tube Station / Brazilian electricians - one stellar piece of advice for non-Muslim Asian / Mid-East / African members of the community blessed with a perma-sun-tan would be to wear a fucking big I/D label around their necks to avoid getting double-tapped Operation Kratos style by the Met's SC&O19 Armed Response Unit's 'shoot first' goons.

Hence, should we be afraid? Very afraid, perhaps? How about this for a watch yer backs cautionary note: the UK's Joint Terrorism Analysis Centre (JTAC) operates out of the MI5 Security Service HQ at Toad Hall and is independent of ministerial oversight or control. Now that is an even bigger fucking worry than having the Pentagon's Slackwater / XE (Academi) psycho merc's and manky Mossad mental case agents provocateurs loose on the streets of our major cities and London metropolis.

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