Plods Stop n Search Gropes Slammed

In this morning’s 'Plod Squad Defanged' enhanced bullshit propaganda edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

All 43 Plod Squads in England and Wales have been ordered to call a halt to their offensive stop and search actions which carry a fetid stench of homosexual groping - or racist profiling when one considers the aberrant ratio of impromptu pat downs that target those 'persons of interest' with perma-sun tans in comparison to white Anglo-Saxon types - and must henceforth adopt a revised decaffeinated government code of conduct restricting further abuse of their Stasi powers - which currently piss off every taxpaying / voting member of the common herd electorate to the Nth degree.

Tory transvestite Home Secretary 'Testosterone Terry' May today informed a gutter press hack from the Totalitarians Gazette that Section 60's controversially intrusive stop and search practice was being misused on a daily basis nationwide and simply serving to widen the irreparable chasm of mistrust and disrespect that has now evolved, post-9/11, between a control freak / 'we have the power' obsessed Plod Squad and the common herd.

So are the intellectually-limited street patrol plods going to comply with this 'from-on-high' directive or carry on as usual targeting BME (black and minority ethnic) members of the public demographic?
Well, there's a point to consider as it was only in the December of 2010 that the Plod Squad hierarchy actually 'demanded' an official expansion to their warrantless stop and search powers from the Scameron / Clogg-led coalition - and had every nasty item on their sinister wish list granted.

Previously, Section 44 of the Terrorism Act 2000 allowed counter-terrorism stops without suspicion, but Terry May was forced to scrap the scheme when the EUSSR's Strasbourg Court of Human Rights & Wrongs judges ruled it illegal. This was superceded by Section 23 of the Terrorism Act which currently allows warrantless searches, but plods are supposed to have a reasonable suspicion for them to be lawful and simply not due the fact the mark is one of the sub-culture variety or of the darkie races.

Following the Met's publicly-announced compliance with May's directive, Deputy Commissioner Cressida Dickhead informed media hacks that the force intended to now concentrate on evolving stop and search operations into a more 'intelligence-led' process.

Que? WTF? Intelligence-led? That's never gonna function with the Mensa reject morons they stick on street patrol duty. "Ello, ello, ello, wot 'ave we 'ere then? Do you 'ave a permit ter be carryin' a concealed light sabre, sonny?

What we have are a secret handshake cult of Renta-Thug sadista-racist bullies with a Common Purpose NLP brainwashed stereotype mindset towards teenagers and anyone with a perma sun tan or Sith style hoodie - and Muslim / Pakiland / Mid-East types - and as we well know to our horror - these brain dead IQ-deficient tossers can't even differentiate between a Paki suicide bomber and a Brazilian electrician.

Considering the cult of graft and corruption - gross criminality, in fact - that permeates every rank of the Freemason-infested Plod Squad - whether it be subverting investigations into paedo-buggery at the Elm Guest House involving Tory cabinet ministers - or flogging trial prosecution witness details and addresses to crime rings - or selling their souls to Rupert Mudrock's News Corporation phone hacking team - then it is ironic and a slap in the face insult that these scumster intimidators in uniform, breathing aggression from nostrils and ears, should be licensed to stop and search any fucker or their dog - as such action offends both the right to freedom of movement - and speech - and human dignity.

Since their inception as Peelers, they're still - albeit taxpayer funded - the sworn guardians of the property of the ruling elite and maintaining by force of numbers the status quo - and NOT the protectors of the public. Rather a tool of oppression to be used to keep the common herd (us) in check.

How's this for fucking irony: Section 60AA of the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act gives plods the power to order the removal of disguises (Guy Fawkes / V masks / balaclavas / burkas) in places where Section 60 is in use.
Nice one - while Plods from the Met's Hypocrisy Unit remove their own i/d numbers when facing off protesters in any given demo so they can't be tagged and fingered when they brutalise and snuff innocent passer-by news vendors of Ian Tomlinson's ilk.

Speculation abounds that this in a self-preservation, public herd appeasement bid being fielded by Terry May, to salvage her chances of retaining a seat in Parliament - albeit on the Loser Party back benches - after the 2015 general election when Scameron, Clegg and the rest of this useless bunch of Com-Dem / Libservative (call it what you will) coalition dog wankers are voted out on their arses and a new Third Force (er no - not child prodigy Millipede's Labour) emerges to take the helm in Downing Street.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, pity this only applies to the England and Wales sectors of our once-sceptred isle and not Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's SNP Mafia-mismanaged Caledonia, where the Mason-dominated Police Nonceland's paedo-protector plods are sanctioned to wholly ignore the Actus Reas jurisdiction statute and launch pre-emptive cross-border search and seize raids south of Hadrian's Wall and arrest Englishmen in the English homes on charges of cyber-harassment crimes allegedly committed in England - an offence which actually translates as exposing Nonceland's untouchable elitist kiddie fiddling rings that purposely prey on disabled children - and naming their low-life Satanist members and Holyrood / Crown Office protectors. Talk about extra-judicial and bent - sort that one out, Jimmy.

While the cognitive left hemisphere of the brain knows such is as far removed from reality as Salmond ever getting re-elected, the fantasist right brain would like to see a measure of poetic justice apply with the imminent September 18th Yes or No referendum, and Nonceland gain Independence from Westminster - devolution on steroids - then quickly morph into yet another Third World wannabe shithole - and Police Nonceland then stymied from grabbing anti-child sexual abuse activists in England and have to resort to extradition orders to gag the Truthsayers and perpetuate the Hollie Greig serial rape scandal coverup.

So bollocks to Caledonia - doomed to bankrupt decrepitude now they've been denied access to the £££ pound currency and must resort to their own 'JockMark' and EUSSR President Jean-Claude Wanker has declared they will not be sanctioned to join his 27 member club as a wannabe go-it-alone autonomous state.
And likewise fuck Broken Britain's secret handshake fraternity Plod Squad - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.

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