Cameron Pledges WW3 Before Xmas

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PM Posh Dave Scameron, leader of the UK's pro-ZioNazi apologist Tory-led Con-Dem coalition government, has returned post haste to Downing Street from sunning his flabby man tits in Cornwall, leaving that coke-snorting troll of a missus Snowy to look after the kids - and is pulling out all stops, literally falling over his own feet, to somehow justify - without it coming back to kick him in the arse - another UK military force invasion of Iraq - which will provide all manner of opportunities to take care of 'unfinished business' left to fester following the British strategic military 'run-away' withdrawal in April 2009 - 'and' bump off Syria's Basher al-Assad in the process of finally Balkanising the region - a scam that turned out a total mission failure under Nouri al-Maliki's past Kleptocracy Party government administration.

So this is Scameron's current credibility dilemma. While trying his damnest not to get caught out in another Tony Bliar type '45 minutes weapons of mass distraction' bullshit threat factor fabrication regarding the British Muslim contingents of ISIS - which had the tip-toe 'mission creep', stamp on it from Day One - Posh Dave is under starters orders from his Rothshite reptile crime syndicate bankster bosses to get the UK's military show of arms up and running, and have troops on the ground in Baghdad sooner more so than later. Now why the fuck they need to be in Baghdad is any fucker's guess when the main ISIS problem is a zillion miles away in the north of Iraq.

And now, since last week's Mount Jamjar / Yazidi sect 'humanitarian intervention' refugee crisis proved an all-out non-event flop, the Islamic State jihadist crazies have finally provided a You Tube Atrocity Week 'shocking and depraved' spectacular raison d'être for this military action - with the purported decapitation of war correspondent James Foley - to kick start the latest Middle East 'designer war' conflict, enabling Scameron and Obama to appease their shadowy corporate masters with the merest of window dressings for public consumption justification.

Oh yes, another blood n guts abattoir-in-waiting for the US and British boys from the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and 14th Body Bag Brigade. This will not be Saddam Hussein's dog wanker army they'll be facing in Iraq either - a bunch of tossers who sold their souls for thirty pieces of silver and surrendered, but a well-funded and armed - and ideologically-driven rebel force that has no concept of a fear of death.
Well what the fuck do they expect - the West armed this proxy military force with the aim of overthrowing Syria's al-Assad regime, and now they've gone off on some ideological tangent and are out to establish their own Islamic Caliphate - with Mossad mole Shimaun Eliot - aka ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi - at the helm of the latest land grab scam for a Greater Zionist Empire.

While it is considered the height of political incorrectness to even mention Sykes-Picot anymore - unless, alike the Balfour Declaration - in a historical context reference to major diplomatic fubars and snafus - the domination of the Greater Middle East is still the long-term target of Anglo-American neo-colonial imperialist designs via military force of arms and false flag kick-starts - as per the Israeli high-fiving 9/11 WTC micro-nuke / Pentagon missile attacks - and a series of proxy wars - such as the Western-backed jihadist disunited front that has since morphed out of all control into a fucking monster and launched itself beyond the Syrian borders for some easy territorial pickings in pasture new - Iraq, Lebanon, Jordan - then Qatar, Saudi - and finally the overthrow of the Great Satan's ZioNazi usurpers in Israel - before they turn their attentions to a terrorist Jihad infiltration war across Europe and the homeland US of A.

And this is the end product when the foreign policies of the US and Broken Britain - all of Europe in fact - are decided on the capricious whims of the Rothshite crime syndicate's bankster corps and designed to serve the interests of multi-national arms corporations and their kikester middle men dealers.

Now the faux Yazidi sect refugee massacre / humanitarian intervention / repatriated jihadist fighter threats and / or the beheading of journalists besides, ISIS seizing regional control of the northern oil fields hasn't gone down too well with the multi-national oil monopoly greedsters - specifically London-based Genel Energy, along with Exxon Mobile and Chevron - having their mega-bucks income stream given the coup de grâce and a fucking big hole knocked in their year end profits.

Hence Scameron's histrionics - going at it flat out like a lizard drinking, to alleviate civilian non-combatant's sufferings from South Georgia to Queen Maud Land - for every fucker and their scabby dog, in fact - but conspicuously leaving the hapless Palestinians out of humanitarian aid and relief equation - with nary a mention of the human rights tragedy or proposals to launch a military intervention strike by the UK - or NATO - or even UN troops - on behalf of the Palestinian population of the besieged Gaza Strip, besieged behind Israel's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp in the known Universe by Israel's arch-Jabotinskyist PM Bobo Nuttyahoo's Likit Party-dominated Knesset.
Nope, never a single condemnation of the Israeli IDF bully boy's genocidal tactics. But of course any mention of Israel's war crimes and human rights abuses - IDF sniper fire assassinations of journalists or crushing Western activists with bulldozers - is verboten. Anti-Semitic in fact.

Not wishing to miss an opportunity to get his face on the TV media screens and broadcast his ignorance, the UK's newly appointed Foreign Secretary Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, possessing zero knowledge of the historical sectarian hatred that exists between the Muslim Shites and the Sunni and Cher faiths, pontificated to the BBC's Warmongers Hour programme on the subject of threats posed by Islamic jihadist fighters returning to Britain and that the government was aware of significant numbers of British nationals being involved with extremist organisations overseas.

And at the top of Hammond's list was Public Enemy Number One - Scabby Sammy Lewthwaite - aka the freshly Botox face-lifted White Widow - and not to forget Public Nuisance Number Seven - Mohammed al Ka-Boom, the Leeds-born leader of the dreaded Shaheed Suicide Vest Battalion group who broke with Al Qaeda after Mullah Omar denounced him as not being suicide bomber material.

Hammond claimed that while the You Tube video of Foley's decapitation had not been verified, it bore all the hallmarks of being one of Mossad's genuine forgeries - with further evidence derived from the fact the militant spoke with a strong regional Brummystan accent.
"We're absolutely aware that there is a veritable legion of bored and jobless British nationals who are fed up with this bankrupt Crapitalist ideology and have become involved in terrible crimes, probably in the commission of atrocities, making jihad with ISIS or ISIL or IS - or whatever they are called today. Personally I just wish they'd stop re-branding themselves as we at the Foreign Office simply can't work out who the fuck is who."

The useless Hammond emphasised that the involvement of British nationals with extremist groups was one of the reasons that ISIS now represents a threat to the security of our entire solar system.
"Many of these people may seek at some point to return to the UK and they would then pose a direct threat to our domestic security. But I've got a handle on the problem with that bloke Chris Ryan who writes all the pulp fiction war books with Andy McScabb - both of them are Hereford Heroes and part of the SAS team that would have won the first Gulf War single-handedly if they hadn't been caught inside Iraq without valid visas."
"Ryan's suggested we adopt a gung ho shoot first policy do away with the niceties of judicial process and all that gumph and use the rabid dog approach with jihadists repatriating themselves to the UK - and simply shoot them on sight when they land at Thiefrow."

Yep, the Western public might well reel in absolute horror - and rightly so too - at this latest extremist violence atrocity - but how about the 17-year old Indonesian domestic helper Juliani Soetoro, beheaded by the barbaric Saudi Arabian government this week on some evidence-deficient charge of beating her serially-abusive skanger of an employer, Mrs Fatima al Shufty Bint, to death with a frozen leg of lamb?
Nope, nary a word of reproach on that atrocity - or the NATO / US indiscriminate (read 'haphazard') drone strikes on Afghanistan / Pakiland funerals and wedding gatherings - due our government's human rights and wrongs attentions being of a double standard 'atrocity-specific' value right now and focused on the oil-rich target areas of ISIS-dominated Iraq.

Conversely New Labour's ginger mingin shadow home secretary Yvette 'Klepto' Cooper - wife of shadow chancellor Ed 'Hit n Run' Balls - took time off from fiddling her Parliamentary House of Conmans expense claims to inform a gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that Scameron's government should be doing more to extend its anti-extremism strategy and accused ministers of watering down control orders for terror suspects solely to perpetuate a conflict situation and foster their scaremongering militant jihadist threat / Islamophobia propaganda to justify the increase of the Orwellian panopticon surveillance / control freak police state apparatus - so they can make any fucking thing an arrestable offence under expanded terrorism laws - up to and including non-payment of council tax.

Stop press: The black-clad 'executioner' of war correspondent James Foley was until today known only by his Islamic nom de guerre of Bob the Butcher, but has now been identified by MI6 from his personalised 2014 /2015 season Man United 'Chevrolet' shirt as British-born Mohammed al McScrote, who reputedly gained hands-on atrocity experience for his jihadist hatchet man role by decapitating chickens at a farm supplying fresh meat to Pestco, leader of Broken Britain's Greedy grocer supermarket chains.

Thought for the day. So may hellfire and damnation descend upon the unholy heads of all extremist organisations promoting violence - such as ISIS (and AIPAC and the ADL). To wit, fuck the entire ZioNazi Freemason cult - and Big Brother – and his sister - and the New World Order.

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