Thursday, 14 August 2014

Humanitarian Aid Hypocrisy Nixes Ukraine Relief

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Quoting the Roman Catholic Church's duplicitous adage: 'Don't do as we do - do as we tell thee' - the UK and US governments have warned Russia off adopting their tried and tested 'humanitarian assistance' excuse as a pretext for sending a massive military invasion force into some other hapless dictator's backyard for the purpose of gaining a geo-political expansionist strategic advantage - and specifically in this case to thwart President Putrid's predicted foray into the Ukraine.

Broken Britain's all-new replacement Tory Foreign Minister Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, applying a moronic touch of Alice in Wonderland rhetoric, informed a gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that "Humanitarian aid is what, where and when we decide it to be - so the likes of the eastern Ukraine and the Gaza Strip simply don't qualify."

"However, places such as Libya under Gaddafi and Basher Assad's Syria do meet the criteria - and the same applies to the poor Yakuza folks trapped on the top of Mount Jamjar by these nasty ISIS terrorists that we originally backed in Syria to overthrow President Assad, before they started thinking for themselves and went into Jolly Jihad mode - and completely out of control."

(Well, at least the useful idiot Hammond got that bit correct. ISIS: a Western-ZioNazi proxy army now completely out of CIA / MI6 control - and a real-time bogeyman become)

Mind you, shifting focus back to the Ukraine: is Russian President Vlad Putrid likely to give a flying fuck over Western political remonstrations, or directives from the US White House cuckoo, Barky Obama? We think not. Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

Conversely, the Zionist-controlled US and UK political stooges might just have taken their eye off the Iraq / Middle East conflict ball for a moment too long while making apologist excuses in support of Israel's Operation Kill Every Fucker genocidal military campaign in the Gaza Strip - as their Iraq-centred humanitarian assistance 'raison d'ĂȘtre' seems, to all intents and purposes, to have gone tits up.

The gospel according to a freshly leaked top secret Pentagon briefing missive confirms that a US Special Forces team under the command of General Hiram J. Redneck III had expedited a chopper-borne aerial recce of Mount Sinjar yesterday and found 'slightly fewer' Yazidi sect refugees there than the bloated 100,000 Biblical multitude originally declared by the US scare-mongering media'
A now-confirmed Reuters report claims that the 20-odd happy campers remaining on the summit of Mount Sinjar are in a far better condition than the starving fugitives status bandied about by the shit-stirring US military propaganda machine - and who collectively informed the relief evacuation team to 'Fuck off, we're nice and safe and out of the way up here."

However the Pentagon report concluded that the multi-national corporate / oligarch-dominated US government would continue to provide humanitarian assistance - by bombing the shit out of ISIS forces around the Kurdish region of Erbil - due it being a strategic hub for US oil companies.

And here we come to the nitty gritty of this latest bearish military action on behalf of the London-based Genel Energy - plus Chevron and Exxon Mobile, for if ISIS establish their Islamic State Caliphate to include domination of the semi-autonomous Kurdistan region then such will endanger not only 'territorial integrity' (sic) but also Iraq’s oil production and, by extension, global access to oil supplies - with the price per barrel going through the proverbial roof - and straight into ISIS war chest coffers - as per evidenced by the seizing of the Barda Rash oilfield earlier this week.

Do you live in one of Iraq's semi-autonomous regions? Are you being harassed by ISIS terrorist forces? Is your family stuck on some exposed mountain top like the Yazidi sect refugees? Would you like to subscribe to our 'weapons for peace' programme and form your own balaclava-clad proxy rebel militia group?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and we'll arrange a couple of air strikes and a tactical weapons drop to even things up a bit.

Thought for the day. Balkanisation of the Middle East was the aim of the Western Zionist stooges - divide and conquer - to enable the Greater Israel expansion scheme as laid out in the counterfeit Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion. Alas, now their gambit is out of control and coming to bite Western corporate interests squarely in the arse - politically, and where it hurts most: commercially.
Mind you, with the US / UK intelligence services being so infiltrated with Rothshite crime syndicate agents provocateur, it's hardly surprising the Scameron / Obama government administrations are blind (or suffering a case of selective myopia) - that ISIS / ISIL - call the fuckers what you will - are all part of Israel's Operation Hornets Nest with their command structure trained by Mossad - to further demonise Islam and kick start an all-out Mid-East conflict that will usher in the advent of a Greater Israel - with the entire eastern Mediterranean / Persian Gulf region under Zionist military - and Rothshite bankster financial domination.

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Wozzer said...

ISIS already holds the Najma, Qayara, Himreen, Ajeel and Balad oil fields and captured the Ain Zalah and Batma fields in Nineveh province
this week - with the Bai Hassan field next on the list - all of which bring in US $8:5 million bucks per day in revenues.
And to add insult to 'irony' ISIS have captured silo-stored wheat and grain stockpiles totalling in excess of a million tons.

Anonymous said...

Hypocritical scumbags are shameless. Commemorating the First World War while going flat out trying to start World War 3.

Saladin said...

Bliar, Cameron, Bush, Obama, Sarkozy, Hollande, Schröder, Merkel - they're all 'sayanim' - servile puppets of Zionist imperialism. Either power-hungry or money-grubbing or blackmailable - or a combination of any of the three.
Now the Libyans are crying for Help - come and sort this mess out you left us with after the humanitarian assistance invasion. But the calls are falling on deaf ears. The West doesn't want to know.

Ally said...

Now we have this current humanitarian intervention spectre raising its head again - and providing the excuse to invade Syria through the back door and finally overthrow the Basher Assad regime with a Western military force as the fractious rebels seem to be more concerned with killing each other.