UK Gov: Schools Legit War Zone Targets

In today’s ‘Barbarism Rules’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Shylock Weaselthal, manning the war crimes watch desk at the United Nations HQ in New York for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Typically displaying the toxic threads of covert Masonic institutional corruption that have debilitated Broken Britain since the investment of a foreign monarchy and the fire sale control of the Bank of England - along with our currency and economy - to money-grubbing crypto-kike bankster types (the Rothshite crime syndicate family) centuries ago, the Nasty Party's Foreign Secretary, Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, acting on instructions from the sinister military-industrial lobbyists who pull the strings of government from the shadows, has refused to sign a United Nations agreement - crafted by former UK naval officer Steven Haines, and already endorsed by 51 morally-responsible nation states - to protect Arab war zone schools from being tagged as handy targets for artillery range finding – or fingered as legitimate ground zero military objectives as they have a rumoured tendency to breed the next generation of bolshie terrorist jihadis.

The agreement, first publicly leaked in its draft proposal format by the Warmonger's Gazette, has been championed by the UN children’s UNICEF body as a protocol to protect schools from attack during conflicts and implement a 'Safe Schools Declaration' that aggressive military forces must observe and adhere to.

However, it was reported on Tuesday by the Blood n Guts Review red top tabloid that the Tory's piss poor excuse for a Foreign Secretary, Philip 'Tax Dodge' Hammond, had effectively followed the lead of other permanent members of the UN Security Council and vetoed the move 'yet again' – a repeat of having opposed its implementation while head of two government departments in the past: as Minister of Defence and now in his latest misplaced role at the Foreign Office.

In a recent press statement Amnesty International's senior crisis advisor, Lama Fuckwitsky, reported how schools were being targeted with deadly effect in Yemen, where a Sunni / Shite proxy war is currently being waged by the barbaric Saudi-led coalition, who are guilty of launching a legion of unlawful air strikes on schools being used for educational - not military - purposes - a flagrant violation of International Humanitarian Law.
Ms Fuckwitsky elaborated for press hacks: "Schools are central to civilian life and meant to offer a safe space for children. Now we have young pupils in Syria and Yemen being blasted to mincemeat at their desks by shells, bombs and missiles manufactured and supplied by the arms corporations that rule the roost inside the US and British governments. Little wonder so many are failing their GCSE exams with this kind of stressful disturbance to their school life."

Amnesty, due an inherent gullibility factor that has plagued them for years – believing that there is still some good in the heart's of government bureaucrats and their sock puppet jobsworths – unfortunately succumbed to the delusion that Britain would be a leading voice in the campaign to protect the schools and their teacher / children demographic after the high-profile campaign against sexual violence in war zones led by Hammond’s Foreign Office predecessor, Willy Hague and movie star Angelina Jolie.

Initially, of the three Tory government departments whose support was required, only the MoD – then under Hammond – resisted; while the Department for International Development and Willy 'Fudger' Vague’s Foreign Office were all for the Safe Schools Declaration measures.

Conversely, the horrible Hammond’s subsequent shift from Defence to the Foreign Office has had a toxic stumbling block effect and poisoned both the military and diplomatic ministries against the initiative, despite the fact the agreement was drawn up by a former British naval officer, Steven Haines - now a professor of international law at the University of Greenwich - who compiled the wholly ignored British military rulebook for Tony Bliar's New Labour-led illegal invasion of Iraq in 2003.

Well, WTF can we expect from Hammond, the incumbent Tory MP for the safe seat Runnynose constituency? A homophobic prude who disdains not only same sex marriage and 'keep it in the family' incestuous relationships – but is yet another zillionaire Nasty Party cabinet jobsworth stooge who does as he's told – or else – whether such concerns backstabbing Iraq, guarding the Afghan opium crops, arming 'moderate' Syrian terrorists – or bombing the fuck out of Yemeni schools. The man is scum and history will not remember him kindly.

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