Democrats: Clinton the Chosen One

In today’s ‘Enhanced Political Chicanery’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Mollie McSkanger, manning the Wicked Washington editorial desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Sounding a mite theatrically melodramatic, to the point of Messianic hysteria, considering the rigged Iowa caucus raw ballot count result being a gnats bollocks apart, the senior Satanist cabal that stands as the de facto Democrapic Party hierarchy last night unanimously declared presidential candidate hopeful, the muff-munching, hypocrisy-ridden Hilarious Rodent Clinton, as their Chosen One.

Conversely, due the fact the old Rodent's credibility falls a wee bit short on the impartiality ratings scale what's the best medium for would-be supporters to gauge her competence and sincerity for fitness to assume a seat behind the Oval Office desk?
Well, and this is an off-the-cuff estimation device, as clinical psychologists claim the best predictor of future behaviour is via a review of past behaviour.
Ouch, from that angle, things don't look too good from the start.

How's this ignominious list to kick off with? Married to the Arkansas Amateur Rapist and artful draft-dodging Bill Clinton - (know a career criminal politico by his Rhodes scholarship) – plus established criminal links to Arkansas coke shipment drug-running as the Mena Mafia's Matriarch. Lots of drugs. Lots of dead bodies.

Then from her time as First Lady to Barky O'Barmy's Sec of State to this current pantomime act of presenting herself as the dodgy Democratic Party Presidential frontrunner.

Well, there's the Health Care Taskforce scandal and having Vince Foster suicided – two that won't go away. Using the IRS to audit-target political enemies. Covering up / sanitising Dodger Bill's extra-marital dirty deeds. A Muslim Brotherhood dyke, Huma 'Piranha-Teeth' Abedin, employed as her personal pussy-licking assistant chief of staff.
And that's apart from Whitewater Gate; Alinsky Gate; Paedo Defence Gate; Bosnia 'sniper-fire' bullshit gate; File Gate; Cattle-Futures Cow Gate; Travel Gate; Billing Record Gate; Alavi Foundation Gate; China Gate; Pardon Gate; Looter Gate; the enduring Clinton Body-Count Gate – and last but by no means least – the highly toxic Benghazi Gate and e-mail gate – scandals with a life and existence of their very own.

Then we have hard, documented evidence that Hilarious is a Wall Street / pro-fracking industry / military-industrial war machine whore. Yep, a class act juke box politician – stick a few coins in and she'll sing any fucking song you want.

As to Clinton being thrice-cursed, any politico who supports, enables or acts as an apologist for the rogue ZioNazi racist state of Israel's pathetic self-defence excuse for the human rights abuses, war crimes and land thefts committed against the Palestinian population of – er – the once sovereign state of Palestine – the incredible-shrinking 'occupied' West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip concentration camp - is either a media brainwashed moron or a bought and paid for sock puppet stooge – and whichever the case, a total cunt.

Hey, first woman president – first lesbian president. A muff-munching, dildo addict in the Oval Office. But alas, like her whore-snuffing sex freak rapist husband Billy before her, the bitch is a class act liar, a real nasty piece of work, who couldn't tell the truth if she didn't have a lie ready.

And the lies flow like honey from Buzzy the Bee's arse, with Clinton this week defending her 'progressive record' in the wake of her geriatric Democratic rival Bernie Sanders mounting an attack on her graft and corruption ridden links to Wall Street.

"I'm a progressive who gets results and I will be a progressive president who gets results," says the Rodent.

Well, gotta agree with that line. A progressive she is. Wants to up the military aid ante to the ZioNazi state of Israel and is hell bent on conjuring some 'progressive' excuse to initiate an all-out military attack on Iran – then China, then Russia.
Hey, the Rodent will go down in history (or rather what the fuck's left of history when the smoke clears) as the World War Three President who saw the good ole US of A turned to radioactive ash.

Seriously, who in their right mind would support, donate to and / or vote for a post menopausal maniac like the Rodent? AIPAC and the Wall Street and military-industrial warmongers blocs for starters. Then we have all the gullible tossers and generalised dog wankers who actually believe her bullshit electioneering spiel.
Americans – over 300 million of the fuckers and with their cock-eyed view of the world and possessed of this exaggerated – delusional – sense of importance in the global scheme of things - they deserve each other so badly.

To wit, by the stench of all the Wall Street / AIPAC / military-industrial cabal election campaign donations, if the Diebolt Ballot Fiddling Corp do rig the vote count in her favour, same as they did for the Dubya Bush idiot – twice – then it's any fuckers guess which of the pro-war / pro-Israel Neo-Con Anti-Christ gang are gonna be appointed to the Rodent's White House administration.

The Gennifer Flowers Self-Preservation Act besides, any off-stage public criticism of the Rodent is now considered political heresy – literally a felo-de-se act of self-harm / career suicide - even if opponents or crusading moralist do-gooders with the instinct to smell a rat a mile off have the welfare of the American voting demographic at heart - to dare mention the Mena Mafia, Whitewatergate, State Department e-mails – or the Benghazi fuck-up.

It's all a smoke and mirrors game anyways. Democrat challenger Bernie Saunders is the same as Dumbo Donald from Trumpton – a GOP Republican Judas goat tossed into the campaign trail mix for show – a couple of no-chancer window dressing stooges - to ensure the Democrat Party's Rodent gets her wrinkled fat arse elected.

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