Egypt: Common Sense Goes Walk-About

In today’s ‘Total Insanity’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with a class act sample of illogical, topsy-turvy Alice in Wonderland socio-political shit you simply couldn't make up no matter how much booze, coke or psychedelics you guzzled, snorted or knocked back - crafted into 'ring of the anvil' dispatch hand forged format, then further embellished with bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Egypt - we all know where the fuck it is – and what it is. Pyramids, the enigmatic smirk on the face of the Sphinx - plus camel shit galore underfoot. And sand – don't forget the sand. They've got more fucking sand than Taylor-Woodpile, Costain and McAlpine Paedo Construction could use in a zillion years of knocking up substandard housing units for the buy-to-rent bankster-owned housing association cabal to lease out at great profit to Broken Britain's homeless debt slave common herd.

More to the point is the fact that Egypt now – post Mubarak dynasty - represents a Third World shithole where logic went AWOL some years back during the US-instigated and funded Ayrab Spring - and the democratically-elected government of President Morsi was ousted in a military coup led by US / Israeli Zionist sock puppet stooge, sodomite-child rapist-paedo scumbag, General Abdel Fatty el-Sissy - who has now declared himself Pharaoh Abdel Sissy Boy the First (Ruler of the Upper and Lower Nile regions; Keeper of the Royal Sandpit; Wearer of the Imperial Fez; Lord Dredger of the Suez Canal).

Even since the Biblical fantasy days of Moses (and Nasser) then the Lands of the Nile have been a fuck-up in motion – and this current era of draconian martial law / military state rule are no exception for history's pages to record – whether from socio-economic or political depression viewpoints – the Sissy regime's deranged absurdity continues unabated.

Egypt's courts of law and injustice system (sic – a joke in and of themselves) are burning the midnight oils – 24/7 – doling out rough justice - primarily in the form of police brutality - to the zillions of citizens who dared express their pros versus cons outrage viz the way their nation was being mismanaged – by Mubarak's Kleptomania Party dynastic government – or Morsi's Muslim Sisterhood clique – and now by the highly undemocratic pro-ZioNazi Sissyboy military rule regime.

But to give the courts their due – they are catching up with the backlog of offenders – with journalists, both domestic and foreign, copping the sharp end of the big stick more so than the odd carrot – along with rioters accused of rock chucking or arson or blasphemy or looting or goat rape or murder – and every other fucking breach of the criminal code a semi-sane mind can conjure up.

And the latest on the backlog list – two years in the waiting – is one right evil little twat – who now stands convicted of no less than the multiple offences of murder, inciting riots, destruction of government property and threatening Cairo's useless (let's run away) Plod Squad with a barrage of brickbats (Ed: brickbats in Egypt?) and other assorted aerial-borne crap.

Yep, this anti-Christ in the making, one Ahmed Mansour Karni, from the town of Madīnet el Fuckūmall - some 70 kilometres from the poxy sprawling slum known as Cairo – thanks to Egypt's legal system, which has morphed into a wholly dysfunctional beast under Sissyboy's martial law regime – will be joining the other 40,000 opposition supporters currently languishing in jail thanks to the government crack down on dissent (er – any fucker and their dog who disagrees with them).

For the 'common sense' record, Ahmed Mansour Karni was convicted of his crimes in absentia - as he was attending regular nursery school classes. And here lies the quandary – Ahmed is accused of / has been convicted of crimes committed in 2014 – before he was two years old – being born in 2012.
Regardless of the fact he was only 18 months old at the time he's accused of participating in riots and demonstrations on January 3, 2014 – Ahmed was swept up in an indictment listing his name along with 115 other hapless, zero legal aid defendants sentenced to life in prison this week by pro-Sissyboy regime's Judge, Tewflik al Stupido.

Although Ahmed’s birth certificate was presented to the bench of a civil court, the moronic state security apparatus (secret squirrels do it again) added his name to the list of accused to appear before a military tribunal - where his defence attorney – kindergarten nurse Fatima al Skanger - accused the presiding judge of failing to review the case and view his birth certificate before abruptly passing down a life sentence on a four-year-old child – branding him as a danger to polite society.

Well, to the Western mind this is a travesty, but from the viewpoint of an uneducated Egyptian peasant demographic, then Ahmed got off lightly with life imprisonment - (hey - even at four years old he's never gonna reach his Biblical three score n ten in a Cairo jail cell – n be lucky to turn twenty-one) – as 180 other hard core 'exercising our democratic right of protest' offenders were sentenced to death after being summarily convicted of participating in a series of violent demonstrations against the ousting of democratically-elected President Mohamed Morsi.

And here the lack of logic and common sense involved in Ahmed's conviction pales when among the 180 convicts sentenced to death (plus the 474 deaths that occurred in police custody) was blind beggar, Mustafa Youssef - for participating in a riot by shouting (in Arabic) "What the fuck's going on?" then having his guide dog, Lucky, shot by police for barking in a threatening manner - and his sad arse arrested when he refused to drop his brandished weapon – a white stick.

Thought for the day. Looks like logic went on walk-about with common sense in Pharaoh Abdel al Fatty el Sissyboy's 'modern day' Egypt. Good job the Great Satan n ZioNazi state of Israel are behind him in these oppressive endeavours - to maintain a most crooked n corrupt political status quo - and the Palestinian Gaza border crossing closed and mined, tunnels flooded and approaches sniper-targeted.

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