Paranoid Turkey Erdogan: Criticism Verboten

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No longer satisfied with imprisoning or ordering the extra-judicial summary executions of any and all Troublesome Turkeys who dare criticise his despotic dictatorial displays and abuse of official powers to pursue personal nepotistic, corrupt agendas – (such as having Junior wheeler-dealing the Islamic Caliphate's crude – systematically stolen from both Iraqi and Syrian oil fields) - President Retard Tieclip Erdogan has now, due his inflated egocentric condition, resorted to applying the same domestic brutal tactics to silencing hecklers and critics as far away as Ecuador.

In response to heckling shouts of 'Shitbag!', 'Cunt!' and ‘Murderer!’ by female protesters in Ecuador's Quito Centre for Graft & Corruption Studies, Ankara's Chief Turkey, President Erdogan, in the country as part of a Latin American whistle-stop tour and to accept the institution's prestigious 'Latter Day Nazi' award, unleashed his Presidential security guard thugs on a covey of women who dared display the audacity to reproach the military assaults against, and genocidal suppression of, the Kurdish population of south-east Turkey for demanding a bit more autonomy with regard to national self-determination.

The guards responded with astounding levels of brutality towards the female activists, who were dragged violently away then subjected to a barrage of punches and blows to their faces and breasts and with directed, malicious purpose, kicked repeatedly in the snatch.

But nothing new to Erdogan watchers, whose corps of Philistine savages that constitute his personal guard detail have previously roughed up Ecuadorian activists during his official two-day visit to the South American dump - when the hapless lawmaker Diego Vintimilla experienced a confrontation with Erdogan’s security staff chief, Atilla 'Pitbull' Nosdork and ended up in the Quito's prestigious Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence with teeth missing, a broken nose, blinded in one eye and strangulated testicles.

Well what the fuck can anyone expect from an intellectually-challenged Georgian ex-footballer turned politico in a Third World shithole like Turkey. For fuck's sake, it's like having Wayne Rooney take over Downing Street – although the Scouse prat might be an improvement on the current Nasty Party incumbent – the Tory's flab n gab tosspot, Posh Dave Scameron.

Mr Retard Tieclip Erdogan, the 12th and current President of Turkey since 2014, previously held the posts of Slime Minister and Mayor of Istanbullocks, and further claims fame as the founding member of the Marmara Halitosis Club – is regarded by many in Europe and the good ole US of A – and too around the greater Mid-East region - as Ankara's Chief Turkey – yet another political frog with delusions of becoming a toad.

To wit, Erdogan's a bona-fide dog wanker (a mutant sub-set genus in the fuckwit / tosspot classification index of Linnaean taxonomy).

A paranoid psychotic who dreams of following in the footsteps of Mustapha Kemal Attatwat and being crowned as a latter day Ottoman Emperor – a factor instanced by his construction of the taxpayer-funded Ak Saray Palace – a personal statement of extortionate, ostentatious waste which serves to highlight Erdogan's exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege and Presidential office.

But the truth is a contradictory creature and Erdogan's only in high office due election fraud and maintains that political stranglehold via brutal media intimidation and censorship and a monopoly on black propaganda and lies. A career scumster whose racist apartheid policies translate more accurately as genocidal human rights and wrongs / war crimes – with a record to equal if not beat the ZioNazi racist state of Israel's psychopath Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo.

Now we have this posturing irrational cuckoo masterminding (sic) Turkey's blatant attempt to steal - via brutal military incursions - the northern border regions of Iraq and Syria under the covert deceit of battling the Islamic Caliphate - while conversely providing a secure in-out arms / ordnance logistics rat line supply route for the ISIS jihadist wankers to travel to and from Syria and Iraq via Turkey – and further take a spot of R & R from their infidel head-lopping / rape exertions in the best Istanbul hotels and beach resorts of Patara and the Bodrum Peninsula.

Commenting on the Turkish government's campaign to demonize former Deputy Prime Minister Bugspray Arinc over his criticisms of Erdogan's Injustice and Self-Enrichment Party (AKP) and its leadership, former AKP Minister of Culture and Tourism Ergrunt Gunnysack warned that Turkey was backsliding into a dictatorship.

The recently retired AKP politician Bulent Arinc, a former deputy prime minister and parliament speaker, appeared on CNN Turk, where he slagged off the Erdogan regime on issues ranging from the failure of the peace process in the south of the country, to the witch hunt against the government's opponents, to free speech, and the campaign to demonize all of Erdogan's enemies - real or imagined – accused of committing security related political offences and ending up on the National Domestic Extremism Database.

Turkey, like any other control freak state establishment (Broken Britain's past Labour / current Tory regimes included – if not foremost) frowns on individuality – oppositional defiance disorder - people who think for themselves are a threat to the order of things – hence Erdogan & Co are out to wage all-out war on free-thinkers and those non-conformists types with an opposing opinion.

So is this the key to Erdogan's political survival and longevity? Playing on the Sunni-Shi'ite divide card in Iraq and Syria? The arrests and prosecution of any accused of 'offending the President'. Well, that's not hard to do if any fucker starts telling the truth about the madcap dictatorial rampages his regime launches with these catch-all indictments against free speech and democracy – and by extension the entire domestic media machinery.

Thus Erdogan is hoofing out of the proverbial window an established and necessary Montesquieu system of checks and balances - the separation of powers twix the judiciary, legislature and executive – all designed to reign in the excesses of egoistic dictator types - such as himself - and hold them to account.

Hence the collateral damages via this general assault on the press are legion as the chronically intolerant Erdogan wages the most blatant and unprecedented anti-press campaign since the fall of Soviet Russia, with dozens of writers and editors in prison - all on terrorism or other trumped-up anti-state (read 'anti-Erdogan') charges and branded as professional agitators / anarchists / domestic terrorists, freaks and non-conformist rebels, dissidents, radicals, reactionaries, anarchists, nihilists and revolutionaries simply due the reason they have the nuance to question government motives and resist the state controlling every aspect of their entire mortal existence. This is their feared inherent uniqueness – the fact they can kick ass and have no need nor desire to go ‘Baaa’ and follow the rest of the common herd.

Thus how is the readership panel going to vote? Is Ankara's Turkey-in-Chief a forward-thinking leader or simply another no-chancer attempting to get a most reluctant NATO involved in a Mexican standoff with Russia over their Syrian involvement - and by extension Moscow's virtually blocking any chance of 'Turkish delight' territorial gains – and making a total bollocks of the Turkish tourist industry.

Well, any fucker or their dog who designs to go head to head with Russia is on the questionable mental health list for starters – especially a bunch of shoot n run craven back-stabbing scallies like the Turks. And Erdogan thinks he's got away with downing a Russian Sukhoi SU-24 bomber aircraft over the Syrian war zone? Talk about delusional. That one is going to come back and bite him squarely in the ass – and not just via the loss of Russkie tourist bookings knocking a major hole in the forex economy.

Nope, Erdogan's a deranged neurotic, following in the infamous sodomite footsteps of the Bey of Derra. Yet another paedo creep with a perverse penchant for bumming little Kudish refugee boys at his Ak Saray Palace catamite harem – who history will not treat kindly.

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