UK Establishment: Less Than Honest?

In today’s ‘Institutionalised Graft & Corruption’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Ebenezer McShylock, manning the City's septic Square Mile editorial desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

As though to inform Broken Britain's long-suffering common herd voters what they already know - that their entire 'Establishment' structure – the rapacious royals; the nasty nobility; child molesting Shitehall bureaucraps; expense-fiddling House of Conmans MPs 'and' Upper House of Frauds peers - are a bunch of low life petty embezzlers – the Kleptomaniacs Gazette has published a censorious report that the civil service mandarins and bloated panjandrums charged with the care of Her Majesty’s Treasury (the place where they keep all the cash extorted from the voting demographic in the form of the taxes and fines) are, amongst a legion of other 'public servants' (sic), routinely accepting gifts and expensive dinners from shyster lobbyist agents in the pay of the bent bankster industry.

More damning still is the fact that such pernicious influence peddling and soul-selling was rampant whilst these self-same money-juggling scumsters were under the investigative spotlight for pulling a litany of the biggest financial crimes in the history of financial crimes – such as playing blind man's bluff with the national economy; market rigging; sub prime asset legerdemain and dodgy derivatives juggling; criminal credit swaps; re-branding the old negative equity debt trap as 'collateralising debt obligations' and manipulating the benchmark Libor inter-bank rate to maximise person commissions and performance bonus awards.

Yep, and hence, as a direct result, manifests the catastrophic economic crash of 2008, where sweet fuck copped a spot market value of even less - and half the hapless punters burdened with a mortgage ended up sleeping in the old spare room at Mom's – or in the back of the Toyota hybrid – or sharing a kennel with the family dog – and all thanks to an bunch of 'unregulated' shifty shylock bankster types concocting a fusion of Mandelbrot set fiscal theory applications blended with casino roulette culture practices, to steer the global economy – wherein a GNP deficit multiples in direct ratio to the number of moronic Treasury / Exchequer bean counters, economists and Rothshite crime syndicate banksters attempting to manipulate the rock bottom figures to conjure a futures profit out of Scotch mist loss.

Now the proverbial cat is loosed amongst the pigeons with the publication of documented evidence that the British Banksters Association (BBA) – the bastards who get high and their rocks off popping zero percent fractional reserve usury pills - provided gifts and hospitality in excess of twenty separate occasions to Civil Service mandarin and 33rd degree Freemason, Sir Nickleass McUntouchable - the permanent secretary to the Treasury - along with his questionably corrupt deputy, John Kingshit.

Amid continued retail banking market manipulation investigations by the authorities (Que? Who they?) into the non-stop illegal activities of the banking industry, senior civil servants – the Untouchable Freemason class that actually 'run' the government of the day (New Labour / Nasty Party Tory's – or Heaven forbid - the Lib-Dums or UKIP) - were quite happy accepting bounteous gifts from the lobbyists of the very same banks involved in perpetrating financial crimes.

When it comes down to the malodorous task of smelling shit by having to take a long-delayed regulatory peek into the septic tank to see why it's overflowing, the fact that career government officials accepted freebies from the leprous likes of Barclays and HSBC - both of whom are members of the very same BBA which have ended up in the Financial Conduct Authority's Naughty Book and subsequently fined on no less than forty-nine occasions since 2012.

In addition, a report from the National Audit Office reveals other senior civil servants are ‘cozying’ up and happy to receive frequent hospitality and gifts from arms manufacturers. It highlights that MoD officials such as past minister Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond and his incumbent dog wanker replacement, Michael Fallon, amongst other insider corrupt tosspots, have accepted gifts totalling around £10 zillion quid – plus change.

Alas, but such falls within the realm of the vagaries of human nature – and the irony seems lost on these low life public dis-service officials. These are the very same moral pariahs – no friend to any man, apart from their own wallets (and Swiss bank accounts) that thanks to their signature on an end users certificate, Broken Britain supplies weaponry to nations with appalling human rights and wrongs records – Israel, Bahrain, the UAE, Kuwait, Pakiland, Saudi Arabia, Egypt – and a host more – which collectively account for some of the world’s most dire humanitarian / war crimes disasters that have ended – or continue unabated - in apartheid, ethnic cleansing and genocide in the Middle East and Africa – and here blood n guts arms manufacturer BAE Systems have lavished civil service officials in grand Lucullian style in excess of 581 occasions alone to facilitate their export / supply line deals.

The 'Campaign Against Fagins, Svengalis and Gombeen Men Lobbying Parliament' (CAFSGMLP) spokesman, Ron McScrote, opined to one press hack from the Warmongers Review gutter press tabloid that “Here we got yet another effin' example of the politically intimate an' compromisin' relationship between arms companies an' fuckin' Whitehall. These companies wouldn’t be buyin' all these expensive gifts an' spendin' mobs of effin' money unless they expected – an' got - somethin' in return.”

Spot on, Ron. In fact thousands of expensive dinners were accepted by un-civil servants, MPs and Lords - an excess of 2,600 in fact, at five star hotels and restaurants. Amongst the gifts were bottles of champagne, blister packs of 100 gram Viagra tablets, an evening at a Skidrow Hamlets covert child sex brothel – or tickets to a gay mud wrestling event - plus electrical items such as top of the range Samsung smart phones and mega-gigabyte iPads loaded with Satanic-themed kiddie porn, Gucci vibrating butt plugs, Japanese paedo-sex dolls (with real hair), Fortnum and Mason 'chew n spew' hampers, and exclusive Mont Wanc pens.

The culture of conflict of interest gifts is confirmed in National Audit Office chief Amyas Morse's latest revelatory report that the immoral practice of gift giving / baksheesh - is to be expected – (wrong) but did at least acknowledge that such can lead to a risk of conflicts of interest – even though no less than seventeen government departments accepted a total of 3,413 corporate gifts to the value of over £150,000,000 nicker - with the most frequent of donors being PwC and Deloitte, the City of London Corporation (Square Mile Rothshite scum) and arms manufacturer BAE Systems.

To add to these calumnious revelations, Nasty Party Slime Minister, the pig-fucking Posh Dave Scameron - and his piss poor excuse for a Health Secretary, Jeremy Kunt – he of the perennial shit-eating grin - were among 64 Tory MPs named in a study by Unite in 2014 where one in five Coalition MPs (2010-15) had links with private firms who could profit from the Government’s NHS reforms – and Jeremy Kunt received a £32,920 backhander from hedge fund baron Andrew Lawbreaker, a major investor in offshore wealthcare corporations with an interest in owning the entire National Ill-Health Service once the taxpayer-unfriendly secret TTIP 'agreement' (sic) is forced down our reluctant and protesting gullets.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, institutionalised graft and corruption have been around since feudal times – and then some. But it all sort of knocks the bollocks out of Montesquieu's tripartite system of checks and balances, when our corruption-ridden Parliament (the entire crooked fucking system) is sanctioned to regulate itself – and does so this past week by awarding itself a further pay raise of £960 quid per annum – to top up the £7,000 which was back-dated to last May – while the rest of Broken Britain's common herd sheeple are smitten with wage freezes.

To paraphrase the talented chap who penned Shakespeare's plays: something stinks in Denmark, and it isn't Hamlet's socks.

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