Tory Hypocrisy Slams Occupy London

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Whatever else the Occupy London sit-in demo' pack were after last weekend - protesting against the privatisation of Broken Britain's National Ill-Health Service and nasty frackster outfits permitted to drill willy-nilly wherever they choose in people's back gardens - plus the likes of bedroom taxes and welfare benefit cuts targeting the elderly and disabled - it's a bet they didn't expect to be slapped with a Biblical scale dose of Tory hypocrisy.

Oh yes, and let's get this scandalous outrage laid bare in the public arena before some Downing Street whitewash spin doctor - one that isn't serving a prison sentence for phone hacking - paints over it with pastel shades.
The Tory's sanctimonious excuse for a leader, Posh Dave Scameron, gets his face on the gutter press front pages last week by giving the People's Marxist Utopia of China's Beijing-based government a right old pile of shite over their heavy handed tactics in dealing with Hong Kong's pro-democracy / reform protesters - yet with duplicity aforethought sets the Met Plod Squad's bully boy Thug Unit on the peaceful Occupy Parliament Square rally crew - citing the anti-democracy RIPA statutes and sticking this dissident faction of the voting demographic in his newly-concocted 'non-violent domestic terrorist' category.

In a scene reminiscent of General Jaruzelski's 1981 martial law put-downs of the Polish Solidarity movement, a hi-viz garbed host of the Met's Stasi - supported by ranks of moronic Common Purpose trained (read 'NLP brainwashed') Heritage Wardens - converged in their hordes on Parliament Square last Sunday night, hell-bent on removing the Occupy Democracy protesters for breaching the precepts of the Stalinist 2011 Police Reform and Social Responsibility Act - such as being in possession of a tarpaulin groundsheet.
(see video clip at http://occupylondon.org.uk/)

Ron McScrote of the Taxpayers Alliance joined with Fellattia von Skanger, spokeswoman of the Twat-Watch government abuse monitor charity - in condemning heavy handed police actions expedited under orders from Downing Street.

Fellattia opined to media hacks that "So that's where we're at today - Scameron declares cyber-war on the blogosphere - intending to target any fucker and their dog who uses an internet publishing platform to question the corrupt criminal actions and motives of this preposterous Scamalot Coalition which have done no more than serve as a catalyst for major social, political and economic upheavals that have left us worse off now than when New Labour's war criminal PM Miranda Bliar, followed by the grossly incompetent Gordon Broon, had done fucking the country over after thirteen years of criminal mismanagement. Now we're all to be branded as non-violent domestic terrorists."

To which McScrote added with venom aforethought: “Cabbage Patch Dave supports a bunch of Bolshie Chins kickin' off wiv the Hong Kong pro-democracy flash mob protests over the 'one country - two systems' principle, but gets the shits wiv our peaceful protest an' is intent on crushing any form of dissent in the UK wiv Plod Squad violence.”
"Wot the fuck are we ter expect next? A replay of the 1989 Tiananmen Square crowd squashing massacre exercise wiv army battle tanks - or one from the pages of the rogue apartheid state of Israel an' turn their Rachel Corrie human rights activist-squashin' Cat D8 bulldozers on the protesters?"

"This fuckin' excuse fer a government is delinquent in their sworn duty an' we want a say in what the fuck's happenin' in the UK - frackin' an' this global warmin' / climate change carbon offset bullshit - an' our iconic NSH, for all its faults an' warts, gettin' privatised an' inter the hands of for-profit greedy gits wot will have sweet fuck all public accountability. An' that's wivout mention of our pondscum Parliament MPs wot's gettin' a 10% pay raise while us effin' lot - the useless eaters as they so contemptuously refer ter us - are coppin' a 1% raise - if we're lucky."

"Then there's all these Eastern European pikeys an' thievin' gyppo types wot's comin' over an' stealin' British jobs from British workers cos they'll graft fer next ter fuck all - an' that's the law under these foreign EUSSR regulations - an' so we want out of this EU joke before it goes totally federalised an' we end up as part of France."

"The we got the neo-colonial foreign wars of aggression pissin' us off too - cos the only reason we're involved in the ISIS conflict in Iraq an' Syria is due orders from the Carlyle Group an' the Rothshite crime syndicate - ter regain control of their Genel Energy oil production wells from the Caliphate fanatics - an' get feet on the ground via a mission creep move an' overthrow Basher Assad so they can stick some proxy Western Zionist stooge in his place.

"Our previous Montesquieu system of checks an' balances has gone outa the effin' window an' this shadowy, para-governmental an' trans-national entity composed of corporative military-industrial combines, controls each an' every aspect of the government’s executive, legislative and judicial branches. Our House of Conmans political decisions are the product of powerful economic interests - but what the fuck can we expect when a cabinet minister's true constituency is the Fortune 500 company index."
"The entire effin' political process is a fuckin' shambles an' under the influence of, an' corrupted by, big business – and none more so than the banksters, the armaments industry, frackers, and the agro-chemical an' big oil an' pharma corporations."

"Like wot we see wiv the rogue state of Israel an' how they're stealin' Palestinian lands in the occupied West Bank an' the genocidal massacres they visit on the Gaza Strip, besieged behind the racist kikester's Great Apartheid Wall - an' no fucker in our government is up an' sayin' 'Hey, that's not cricket' - and slappin' these bastards wiv sanctions - cos they're all in the pocket of the Rothshite Zionist bankster cabal."

"Hence here we are today wiv this democratic deficit, an' wot a pathetic state the governance of our once-sceptred isles has become under the misrule of these parasitic Royals an' the intentional criminal mismanagement by governments past an' present - wiv public awareness of the abuses of officialdom finally reachin' a critical mass point at a geometric rate - an' will hopefully result in a cataclysmic chain reaction eruption of Biblical scale - proportionate ter the sum total of past privations an' sufferin's under the dictatorial misrule of dynastic despots an' their pisspot panjandrums like Tony Bliar an' Dave Scameron."

"Then we'll have the dawn of the Day of the Rope where justice will be dispensed on every street corner by a well organised an' pissed off mob of common herd revolutionaries - like me an' Fellattia here."

"But as fer this pisspot joke of a Scamelot coalition government - come next May an' both Posh Dave Scameron and old Forked Tongue Nicky Clegg will be gone from Downin' Street an' a new face runnin' things - an' we don't mean that moronic juvenile New Labour tosser Ed Millipede either."

Thought for the day. Well, the Occupy pro-democracy gang have a good point - and if it wasn't for the pathetic likes of Wussell Bwand - (one of these self-righteous posturing plonkers who we can't take seriously - along with the U2 tosser Bono and his paddy pal Blob Geldork) being involoved - then we'd be right there alongside them, super-gluing our tarpaulin sheet to the deck and saying "See if you can rip that fucker from under us, you fuckwit plod twats!"

Regardless, fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake fraternity and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order's Agenda 21 mass population cull project.

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