SNP's Sturgeon Declares War on Wrongspeak

Not-so 'bonny' Scotland's IQ-deficient Worst Minister, Knickerless Sturgeon, has declared a 'take no prisoners' war front on what she, in her unqualified Woke arrogance, has termed, in somewhat Orwellian fashion, 'Wrongspeak', with its immediate implementation critical to the devolved nation's core dynamic interests.

Sturgeon's cancel culture-revised lexicon, after being subjected to her psychotic menopausal thought control literary censorship - her Stigma Charter - will henceforth see the eradication of such words and terms now deemed 'offensive' – yet so common in Caledonian everyday street talk - as druggie, addict, junkie, alkie wanker, nonce-ponce, paedo filth, homeless scum, and substance abuser.

The squirly Sturgeon is urging government organisations and quangos to use what she, in her muddled way of thinking, considers 'positive language' after announcing these skewed 'public programming' Newspeak plans in a bid to tackle Scotland's appalling drug, alcoholism and kiddie fiddling problems – which statistics reveal to be, by far and away, the worst in Europe – and a direct negative reflection on the SNP's 'devolved' government powers of administration.

Drug-related deaths in Scotland reached their highest point since records began, as 1,339 fatalities were linked to narcotics last year, cementing the nation's undesirable crowning as the drugs death capital of Europe. 

Albeit they most definitely are mired with a drugs n kiddie fiddling crisis when Scotland's city of Glasgow is referred to a 'Trainspotting Central' – and a criminally-bent, graft n corruption-ridden Masonic elitist Establishment / Plod Squad Nonceland are running the drug import n distribution bourse – and covering up their Satanist-aligned nonce ponce sexual abuses – and blood sacrifices - of children - all an extension of their perverse Glasgow / Edinburgh / Aberdeen based BD/SM Violate Club 'activities'.

For the public record, since the SNP were elected into power 14 years ago, the total number of people believed to have died as a result of drugs-related activity exceeds a 10,000 body count – and the head count of sexually abused and life-traumatised children – and those 'gone missing' sprogs murdered on the altar of Satan – will too account for an outrageous and nauseating statistic.

So much for responsibility and honesty concerning 'we're in charge now' systems of devolved government – and the Wee Nippy's ceaseless, whingeing demands for an Independence vote.

Conversely, the Scottish Nonce Protectors Party trumpeted the Stigma Charter proposals in Holyrood, as part of a hard-hitting Woke campaign backed by the ginger-mingin McKrankie and her not-fit-for-purpose drugs minister, the hedgehog-coiffured Angela Incontinence.

Okay, let us just focus on Operation Stigma for a moment. The McSturgeon wants to deplatform the afore-mentioned ' words and terms deemed offensive / politically incorrect - from the English (not Scottish) language – but WTF to replace them with? Some set of cosy euphemisms that lack the adjective potential cutting edge to describe the status of a person or situation?

Perhaps replace the term 'raving nonce' with a euphemistic 'child affectionate adult' - and cease and desist referring to Granite City Aberdeen as the Kiddie Fiddling capital of Nonceland. (Google 'Hollie Greig' / Beechwood Special School).

To wit, the euphemistic term for an alkie or junkie or nonce will henceforth be 'person with lifestyle issues' – which in 'real speak' makes little fucking sense at all. Thus the reason we have such descriptive words as junkie, alkie and nonce, which accurately define their social pariah status.

Hmmm, so much for the Sturgeon's jargonised Newspeak – a propagandistic language characterised by euphemism, circumlocution, and the inversion of customary meanings. Orwell and Big Brother would applaud her in unison – along with Stalin, Hitler, Mao and Pol Pot – and the anti-Trump ranks of the good ole US of A Democratic Party.

But how about a Newspeak euphemism for clumsy 'groper' or 'molester' - to accommodate the fragile sensibilities of the SNP's ex-Porky Pict Worst Monster - the Flabby Salmond – (aka Erectile Dysfunction Alex) – regarding a documented history of his 'wandering paws'.

To conclude, for the written record, Newspeak is not an original SNP / Sturgeon brainchild device, yet rather the fictional language of Oceania, George Orwell's equally-fictitious totalitarian super-state, that is the setting of a dystopian anti-utopia – a mirror image of what a semi-devolved Scotland has now become under the SNP's amateur misgovernance - and which ain't gonna improve until the likes of the Sturgeon and her equally corrupt political cronies call a halt to their self-serving euphemisms and lies.

Oh my, only in a political system where repeated failure and class act fuck-ups are assiduously rewarded could the likes of the Porky Pict, Salmond, and the Wee Nippy McSturgeon survive and prosper.

Well, the Porky Pict groper no longer wields the reins of power – thank fuck – and as to Jimmy Krankie, she needs putting back in her box – and the lid securing shut with coffin nails.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

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