Senedd & Holyrood Back Illegal Immigrants

Anglophobic ministers in nonce-infested Scotland and sheep-shagging Wales have jointly gone into simultaneous whinge mode, to condemn what they, in their unqualified arrogance, categorise as barbaric measures in the UK Government’s Nationality and Borders Bill – as well as warning the legislation may need approval from the joke devolved parliaments of Edinburgh and Cardiff.

Scotland's intellectually-challenged Social Justice Secretary, Shona McSlagg, and her IQ-deficient Welsh counterpart, Jane Slutt, demand safer routes and beach landing sites for illegal immigrants risking the dangerous France to Blighty Channel crossing on un-seaworthy makeshift craft and overloaded inflatable boats.

McSlagg and Slutt have written a joint letter to the Tory Nasty Party's fat-arsed Minister for Bullying, Shiti Patel, to demand the UK reconsiders its hostile environment strategy and develops sufficient safe routes for scrounging illegal immigrants posing as asylum seekers

The Nationality and Borders Bill – which cleared the House of Conmans on Monday – was drafted to curb the instances of hare-brained Channel crossings, and reform the entire skewed system of how asylum claims are processed.

Both the Scottish and Welsh governments are of a mind that the legislation contains measures that will prevent migrants crossing the Channel in small boats, including the barbaric suggestions for ‘push-back’ exercises - involving enforcement officials either repelling or sinking boatloads of illegals with torpedoes.

Hmmm, WTF eh. Obviously the key element to consider here is the fact this migration incursion repeatedly makes landfall on the southern shores of our once-sceptred isle – the English bit.

Doubtless this pair of harpies might change their objections to the wording of the bill if boatloads of unwashed, foreign infidel scroungers were streaming ashore on Scottish and Welsh tourist beaches, in 'hands-out' supplicant fashion, - and pleading for 'welfare state asylum – plus expecting cosy hotel rooms with broadband internet access, Sky Sports TV, three meals a day – (plus snacks n drinkies) - a pre-paid cellphone – and dry clothes – preferably designer labels.

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https://www.gbnews.uk/news/migrant-crossings-scottish-and-welsh-ministers-condemn-barbaric-nationality-and-borders-bill/182886