Quidditch: a Trans-Friendly Sport

US Quidditch Leagues Change Name to Trans-Quiddich.

Two Quidditch leagues in the good ole USA of A have announced they are to change the name of the 'sport' (sic) - made famous in the popular, best-selling 'fictional' (er, get that: 'fictional / fictitious') - Harry Potter 'Wizarding' books, in order to ‘distance’ themselves from the controversial author, (a real-deal biological woman) - JK Rowling – who apparently had the brazen audacity to open a Q & A debate by applying those frowned upon and verboten political correctness subjects– the Truth, Logic, and Common Sense.

This typical Woke cult political correctness / inclusivity move follows in the wake of trans-community snowflake complaints viz the author’s comments regarding blokes identifying as females of the species as 'not' being real women- and thus suffering delusional issues with common sense and reality,when any fucker n their dog challenges the sheer idiocy of their claim.

Hmmm, ironic really. Quiddich – this fantasy game – a creation of the author's imagination – now a socio-political issue viz the fantasy of men demanding to be accepted as biological women.

For fuck's sake – even if they load up on hormones and go the full sex change 'chopped n channelled' surgery route they still won't be cursed with monthly periods or ever have babies.

So, regardless of logic and common sense being thrown to the vagaries of the Four Winds, from here on in, is Quiddich now set on a course to become an exclusively trans-sexual sport – pre-op' or otherwise? Heterosexuals excluded? How about gay men n lesbians? Or butch bitches identifying as blokes?

No shit, Sherlock. WTF next? Tranny's chasing 'quaffles n snitches' on their broomsticks? Seen a few 'old Queens' perform – now we have Trans-Witches. How's that gonna go down in a staged production of Shakespeare's Macbeth?

A press release from Hiram ('call me Valerie') Dorkpuller, U.S. Quidditch (USQ) Chief Seeker, at their Hogwarts, Vermont headquarters: "Our sport has developed a reputation as one of the most progressive non-binary in the world on gender equality and inclusivity - thanks to its gender maximum rule, which stipulates that a team may not have more than four players of the same gender on the field at a time.”

Yeah right, on a par with blokes identifying as trans-females and entering women's sports – weight-lifting – and copping a 'no contest' win without fail – until such time as trans-gender faces trans-gender in the Olympics arm wrestling tournament – and doubtless the loser is gonna be screaming – snowflake style - viz the winner having a higher testosterone level.

Fer fuck's sake, better hope Rowling doesn't have Voldemort cast a nasty spell on y'all.

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