Thursday 23 December 2021

Festive Season Sex Scandals

One of Met Commander, Cressida Dickhead's graft and corruption-ridden Plod Squad lowlife Pc rank officers, currently held on remand and 'awaiting trial' – (due Covid virus variants belaying the availability of CPS prosecuting attorneys) - accused of rape, is to be released from prison for Christmas.

Pc Badman Namaz, 28, a resident of Bumfluff-on-Sea, is charged with raping a woman, while off-duty, at the 5 star Rub n Tug Hotel in Scouse Street, central London, last October, and while summarily suspended from his post with the Met' Plod Squad, on Thursday appeared at the Old Bailey, via video link, from Wormwood Scrubs.

While Namaz strenuously denies actual rape took place, and that all sex acts were consensual; his accuser, 17-year-old Chantelle McSkanger, who he met and had drinks with in the Cuddly Slut & Duvet Arms pub, claims she had been plied with vodka screwdrivers by Namaz until unable to walk straight – and was too drunk to give consent to being what she later described to police as getting a 'three hole bonking' back in the 'short time' hotel room – then waking in the morning, alone and hung-over – with a condom hanging out of her rear orifice.

During the hearing, Judge Achmed Namaz (no relation) granted defendant, Badman Namaz, unconditional bail for the Christmas period, so he could honour a previous contractual part-time employment obligation – to work as Santa Claus at the Croydon branch of the Toys-R-Us festive season grotto.

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A trans-woman has been jailed for 20 months after snorting repeated tracks of Columbian marching powder, then having unprotected sex with a large hairy dog – identified in court by the pseudonym of 'Fido'.

The 60-year-old Coochie Groaker - previously known as Frank – has a number of previous sex-related offences and twice been convicted of kiddie fiddling / paedo' offences – plus possessing indecent images of children - and was described by her probation officer at Chester Crown Court as a 'manipulative and deceitful bitch'.

Evidence was heard that the Chester Plod Squad visited Groaker’s home in July, 2019 for a routine check, due to her being on the sex offenders register for life – and discovered she / he / it had searched for bestiality content online – which a full analysis of her laptop discovered a legion of disgusting, indecent images – both stills and videos - of her taking part in sex acts with a variety of domestic pets and farm animals.

Upon her arrest Chester plods also discovered a USB drive in her handbag which contained further images of acts of bestiality with a German Shepherd dog - as well as a bags of Viagra and vials of cocaine.

In passing sentence, presiding Judge Sir Dinsdale McScrotum commented with utter disdain on 'how low' Groaker could sink, having sex with a dog – to which she insolently responded 'I once fucked a dachshund doggy-style.'

Groaker will serve her / his (?) prison sentence at Houndslow's medium security HMP Barking.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/trans-woman-jailed-for-cocaine-fuelled-sex-with-a-dog/189765

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