In today's 'Let's Ridicule Our Ridiculous Political Correctness Society' news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Wokester Snowflake Sleaze' – a timely exposé of political correctness lunacy from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
A grossly overweight Plod Squad officer who felt humiliated and suffered a traumatic 'snowflake sensibilities attack' when her Sergeant politely suggested she might feel better if she stopped quaffing bottles of sugar-laced soft drinks, and gobbling down choccy bars, has been awarded £10,000 in compensation after a brain dead employment tribunal ruled that PC Peppa Pigg - (for it was she) - had been discriminated against on the grounds of her eating disability.
The Scrotum-on-Sea-based tribunal heard evidence that 40-year-old PC Pigg, was advised to take more responsibility over her diet – a blatantly obvious truth factor that offended her fragile sensibilities and which she claims discriminated against her due a binge cravings disability for sweet food.
PC Pigg, who joined the Scrotum-on-Sea police force in 2001, suffers from chronic gluttony – a medical 'disability' condition defined by states of continual ravenous hunger - which had resulted in the officer being absent from duty for two to three months per year over the past decade she had been with the force.
The tribunal heard that the force's Occupational Health Department created a report on PC Pigg's physical condition and how it negatively affected her ability to function and perform her job efficiently – and in the event of a violent situation, Officer Pigg would not have been able to protect herself, or been able to come to the aid of another officer – unless she sat on the offender.
It was further stated that Pigg, being grossly overweight, was not healthy enough to take a physical fitness test and thus could not undergo officer safety training.
Conversely, in her own
pathetic 'I'm a Victim' defence, PC Pigg claimed she only gobbled low calorie
chocolate bars and decaffeinated soft drinks - and felt so harassed by her
Sergeant's censorious comments - which Pigg took to imply she was a
trough-dwelling grunter, that she suffered an anxiety attack - went into binge
overdrive mode, and guzzled down an entire gallon of Coca Cola, six large bags
of Doritos, a box of creamy iced donuts, and fourteen Mars Bars - then had to
call in sick and was absent from duty for two weeks due crippling spasms of
chronic flatulence.
https://www.gbnews.uk/news/overweight-detective-wins-10000-for-feeling-humiliated-after-boss-her-to-stop-drinking-gallons-of-coke/174068
Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth.
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