No Room at the Inn: for Labour or Stammerer

New Labour's 'Personality Zero' party leader, Keir 'Bliar Clone' Stammerer, during an interview with the BBC's Andrew 'Bat Ears' Marr, on the Beeb's ever-popular Political Bullshit Hour programme, focused yet again on another nasty session of back-stabbing Tory leader, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, and his party's – (how about 'everyone's?) – mishandling of the entire SARS-CoV-2 / Covid-1984 virus plandemic – and how he, Stammerer, personally plans to beat the dastardly 'dishonest' Boris at the next election; then, as his mouth overtook primary brain function - stated, for the public record: 'For too many, there will be one less chair at the table for Christmas Dinner'.

Hmmm, there you have it. The gospel according to that unscrupulous, career opportunist, St Keir, the Stammerer.

What a predictable wanker, using a BBC-hosted political platform to diss his main opponent, and praising the No Hope Service for euthanising legions of oldies with lung-rupturing ventilators and midazolam medications - then having the brazen hubris to mention 'Christian compassion' and the 'seasonal festive spirit' to get his propaganda message across.

For a fucking fact there will be one less chair at our Christmas dinner table for venal Labour party cunts like Stammerer – or his repulsive broomstick merchant deputy, the expenses-fiddling / ginger-mingin Mangela 'Airbuds' Rayner.

Okay, from a neutral political viewpoint, BoJo's definitely lost his Mojo viz running the Covid-era Food Bank Britain (formerly Broken Britain) – and Downing Street hosting several pre-Xmas 'sans face muzzles' kiss n mix boozy parties doesn't really improve the taxpayer voter's opinion of his Tory government's contempt for the common herd – with insult added to injury viz the cabinet office's Behavioural Insights Team 'Nudge Unit' propaganda broadcast 'Christmas message', telling the unvaxxed – and vaxxed alike - to get the 'wonderful' free gift of a 'Jingle Jab' booster 'clot shot' as part of the 'neighbourly' spirit of the festive season – (then they can be as sick n immune system compromised as the gullible, trusting twats next door).

Alas, considering any change of government / ruling political party, the problem is this: Labour under Stammerer's leadership – and most definitely not under Rayner's - does nowt to present voters with a credible alternative administration Opposition - a government-in-waiting. Nor do the Lib-Dums, nor the Greens – or any other minority waste of time – and space – political group cluttering up the back benches in the House of Conmans.

On an equally moronic scale, viz solving the Covid Omicron variant scamdemic - the Librarian-Dummercraps Loser party has tasked their IQ-deficient 'health spokeswoman' – Dizzy Daisy 'Piranha Teeth' Cooper - with promoting their best yet idea: to coax / bribe / shame / intimidate the unvaxxed into getting vaxxed for Xmas – a 'Jab Cab' campaign – wherein unvaxxed members of the public can call up an Uber and ride for free to their nearest Clot Shot inoculation centre. 

Alas, no mention from Cooper if the vaxx volunteers get a free cab ride back home – or to the nearest hospital A & E Unit if they suffer one of those 'oh so' rare adverse reactions to the jab and go into convulsions or have a coronary.

Then, expanding from the 'simply silly' to the utterly ridiculous, the Lib-Dum's plan to 'persuade' unvaccinated members of the common herd to get the clot shot via a variety of scams – primarily fielding a network of vaccine 'community champions' to seek out and cajole the 'vaccine hesitant' - using mobile pop-up vaxx clinics and the incentive of tempting bribes - or direct acts of coercion – offering a free pint of Old Headbanger lager to unvaxxed pub-drinkers - or a complimentary handjob for Rub n Tug massage parlour clients.

At the end of the day, whichever political shower of shits are proposing 'this' or 'that' or 'the other' to impress n sway potential voters, when it comes down to this entire Covid scamdemic, all political leadershit factions will be obediently following their Master's game plan, and the common herd's trust in Boris' – or any - government is markedly less than zilch, in the wake of all the BS n deceptions and their furlough / print more money complacency viz our fucked-up national economy.

For the 'man (or woman – or tranny) in the street' – our collective opinion is one of 'fuck Planet Covid' – and Sage's Doom n Gloom worst outcome forecasts - and these more at scent than substance Alpha, Delta n Omicron satellite A to Z variant plagues – all we wanna do is go back to the good 'Old Normal' days of coughs n colds.

Stop Press: The deadly South African Omicron variant 'dreaded lurgy' killer strain of the SARS-CoV-2 virus has today been re-classified – as a 'common cold'. Merry Christmas, everyone.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.