Too Good For Palestinians

 

                    Illegal Israeli 'West Bank' Settlements Spring Water:

                               Too good for the Palestinian crowd:

                                  So the Zionist Israelshites stole it.

No Room at the Inn: for Labour or Stammerer

New Labour's 'Personality Zero' party leader, Keir 'Bliar Clone' Stammerer, during an interview with the BBC's Andrew 'Bat Ears' Marr, on the Beeb's ever-popular Political Bullshit Hour programme, focused yet again on another nasty session of back-stabbing Tory leader, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, and his party's – (how about 'everyone's?) – mishandling of the entire SARS-CoV-2 / Covid-1984 virus plandemic – and how he, Stammerer, personally plans to beat the dastardly 'dishonest' Boris at the next election; then, as his mouth overtook primary brain function - stated, for the public record: 'For too many, there will be one less chair at the table for Christmas Dinner'.

Hmmm, there you have it. The gospel according to that unscrupulous, career opportunist, St Keir, the Stammerer.

What a predictable wanker, using a BBC-hosted political platform to diss his main opponent, and praising the No Hope Service for euthanising legions of oldies with lung-rupturing ventilators and midazolam medications - then having the brazen hubris to mention 'Christian compassion' and the 'seasonal festive spirit' to get his propaganda message across.

For a fucking fact there will be one less chair at our Christmas dinner table for venal Labour party cunts like Stammerer – or his repulsive broomstick merchant deputy, the expenses-fiddling / ginger-mingin Mangela 'Airbuds' Rayner.

Okay, from a neutral political viewpoint, BoJo's definitely lost his Mojo viz running the Covid-era Food Bank Britain (formerly Broken Britain) – and Downing Street hosting several pre-Xmas 'sans face muzzles' kiss n mix boozy parties doesn't really improve the taxpayer voter's opinion of his Tory government's contempt for the common herd – with insult added to injury viz the cabinet office's Behavioural Insights Team 'Nudge Unit' propaganda broadcast 'Christmas message', telling the unvaxxed – and vaxxed alike - to get the 'wonderful' free gift of a 'Jingle Jab' booster 'clot shot' as part of the 'neighbourly' spirit of the festive season – (then they can be as sick n immune system compromised as the gullible, trusting twats next door).

Alas, considering any change of government / ruling political party, the problem is this: Labour under Stammerer's leadership – and most definitely not under Rayner's - does nowt to present voters with a credible alternative administration Opposition - a government-in-waiting. Nor do the Lib-Dums, nor the Greens – or any other minority waste of time – and space – political group cluttering up the back benches in the House of Conmans.

On an equally moronic scale, viz solving the Covid Omicron variant scamdemic - the Librarian-Dummercraps Loser party has tasked their IQ-deficient 'health spokeswoman' – Dizzy Daisy 'Piranha Teeth' Cooper - with promoting their best yet idea: to coax / bribe / shame / intimidate the unvaxxed into getting vaxxed for Xmas – a 'Jab Cab' campaign – wherein unvaxxed members of the public can call up an Uber and ride for free to their nearest Clot Shot inoculation centre. 

Alas, no mention from Cooper if the vaxx volunteers get a free cab ride back home – or to the nearest hospital A & E Unit if they suffer one of those 'oh so' rare adverse reactions to the jab and go into convulsions or have a coronary.

Then, expanding from the 'simply silly' to the utterly ridiculous, the Lib-Dum's plan to 'persuade' unvaccinated members of the common herd to get the clot shot via a variety of scams – primarily fielding a network of vaccine 'community champions' to seek out and cajole the 'vaccine hesitant' - using mobile pop-up vaxx clinics and the incentive of tempting bribes - or direct acts of coercion – offering a free pint of Old Headbanger lager to unvaxxed pub-drinkers - or a complimentary handjob for Rub n Tug massage parlour clients.

At the end of the day, whichever political shower of shits are proposing 'this' or 'that' or 'the other' to impress n sway potential voters, when it comes down to this entire Covid scamdemic, all political leadershit factions will be obediently following their Master's game plan, and the common herd's trust in Boris' – or any - government is markedly less than zilch, in the wake of all the BS n deceptions and their furlough / print more money complacency viz our fucked-up national economy.

For the 'man (or woman – or tranny) in the street' – our collective opinion is one of 'fuck Planet Covid' – and Sage's Doom n Gloom worst outcome forecasts - and these more at scent than substance Alpha, Delta n Omicron satellite A to Z variant plagues – all we wanna do is go back to the good 'Old Normal' days of coughs n colds.

Stop Press: The deadly South African Omicron variant 'dreaded lurgy' killer strain of the SARS-CoV-2 virus has today been re-classified – as a 'common cold'. Merry Christmas, everyone.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Festive Season Sex Scandals

One of Met Commander, Cressida Dickhead's graft and corruption-ridden Plod Squad lowlife Pc rank officers, currently held on remand and 'awaiting trial' – (due Covid virus variants belaying the availability of CPS prosecuting attorneys) - accused of rape, is to be released from prison for Christmas.

Pc Badman Namaz, 28, a resident of Bumfluff-on-Sea, is charged with raping a woman, while off-duty, at the 5 star Rub n Tug Hotel in Scouse Street, central London, last October, and while summarily suspended from his post with the Met' Plod Squad, on Thursday appeared at the Old Bailey, via video link, from Wormwood Scrubs.

While Namaz strenuously denies actual rape took place, and that all sex acts were consensual; his accuser, 17-year-old Chantelle McSkanger, who he met and had drinks with in the Cuddly Slut & Duvet Arms pub, claims she had been plied with vodka screwdrivers by Namaz until unable to walk straight – and was too drunk to give consent to being what she later described to police as getting a 'three hole bonking' back in the 'short time' hotel room – then waking in the morning, alone and hung-over – with a condom hanging out of her rear orifice.

During the hearing, Judge Achmed Namaz (no relation) granted defendant, Badman Namaz, unconditional bail for the Christmas period, so he could honour a previous contractual part-time employment obligation – to work as Santa Claus at the Croydon branch of the Toys-R-Us festive season grotto.

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A trans-woman has been jailed for 20 months after snorting repeated tracks of Columbian marching powder, then having unprotected sex with a large hairy dog – identified in court by the pseudonym of 'Fido'.

The 60-year-old Coochie Groaker - previously known as Frank – has a number of previous sex-related offences and twice been convicted of kiddie fiddling / paedo' offences – plus possessing indecent images of children - and was described by her probation officer at Chester Crown Court as a 'manipulative and deceitful bitch'.

Evidence was heard that the Chester Plod Squad visited Groaker’s home in July, 2019 for a routine check, due to her being on the sex offenders register for life – and discovered she / he / it had searched for bestiality content online – which a full analysis of her laptop discovered a legion of disgusting, indecent images – both stills and videos - of her taking part in sex acts with a variety of domestic pets and farm animals.

Upon her arrest Chester plods also discovered a USB drive in her handbag which contained further images of acts of bestiality with a German Shepherd dog - as well as a bags of Viagra and vials of cocaine.

In passing sentence, presiding Judge Sir Dinsdale McScrotum commented with utter disdain on 'how low' Groaker could sink, having sex with a dog – to which she insolently responded 'I once fucked a dachshund doggy-style.'

Groaker will serve her / his (?) prison sentence at Houndslow's medium security HMP Barking.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/trans-woman-jailed-for-cocaine-fuelled-sex-with-a-dog/189765

Tony Bliar: Unvaxxed are Idiots

Eligible people who are not vaccinated against the Covid-1984 dreaded lurgy virus, and have no other reason not to get the mRNA jab – (besides the fact they are of an informed opinion that it's a toxic, eugenics gene modifying killer clot shot) - have been branded as 'idiots' by the former New Labour crime minister and low life war criminal, Tony Bliar.

Bliar - regardless of his impending promotion to Sir Tony in the New Year Honours List - remains a psychotic control freak - just like his great crony pal, ex-Microslop chief nerd Jill Gates - stated to one gutter press hack from the Scumbags Gazette that 'these non-vaxxed people are cluttering up the No Hope Service's beds, coughing and sneezing – and all due the fact they haven't had their mRNA nano-chip vaccine. Now, all our sensible and brave citizens are ready to queue up for their Merry Christmas fourth 'jingle jab' booster shots to 'stay ahead of the curve' – (not really flattened yet) - and fight off this nasty Omicron variant that's killing hundreds of black people, and lions and tigers, in South Africa – and still the UK's unvaxxed silly sector, who think they know better than our SAGE scientists and Dr Chris Shitty, haven't even had their first shot and are all going to die horrible deaths.'

Hmmm, Bliar might have a point regarding the common herd – vaxxed n unvaxxed alike – being composed of 'idiots' – for a majority vote from the same idiots saw him elected to Downing Street back in 1997 – and simply standing there, six years on, in 2003 - gobs open wide and doing sweet fuck all – as the cunt dragged Broken Britain into an illegal war of aggression against Iraq on the strength of a conjured 'dodgy intelligence dossier' – all to overthrow the regime of a dictator the rogue Zionist state of Israel didn't much care for – so the good ole US of A's Neo-Con Bush regime could dominate control of the country's vast oil and gas reserves - and establish a strategic Mid-East geo-political military base of operations - to protect Israel - 'and' intimidate Iran.

The sleazy Bliar, and Jack Strawman, Peter Loon, Alastair Campbed, and Attorney General Peter Goldshit – and his Prince of Darkness sodomite buddy, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers - Labour's entire Zionist stooge cabinet cabal - should have been subject to a Citizen's Arrest – charged with war crimes, prosecuted and jailed.

Idiots, yes, as in the disastrous wake of the 2003 Iraq invasion – a continuation of the so-called War on Terror (more at Bush n Bliar's war of terror) – the bonehead British public gave the wanker a majority vote yet again in the May 2005 general election – regardless of the disturbing fact that in his first six years in office, Bliar had ordered British troops into combat five times - more than any other prime minister in British history. Iraq – 1998 and 2003. Kosovo in 1999. Sierra Leone in 2000, and Afghanistan in 2001.

To wit, anyone who hasn't rolled up their sleeve and had several mRNA Covid shots is – in Bliar's unqualified opinion – an 'idiot'.

Yep, and this from the vile craw of Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar - a class act political scumster, who couldn't tell the truth if he didn't have a lie to hand.

Truth be told – (but don't expect any such thing from Bliar's quarter) – there is nowt we relish more than to see obnoxious bureaucrats clawing their way through a political thorn bush – albeit this shameless, slimy serpentine cunt rates an even lower grade than a mole's bollocks on the Linnaean morality scale, and seems to slither through any and all ignominy with fiendish impunity – dating back to the pre-1967 days when public acts of homosexuality were illegal - he was arrested for 'cottaging' in a London suburb's gents toilets (loitering with intent to solicit sodomic sex with other males of the species) and appeared in court under a false identity – specifically the 'Charles Lynton' mid-section of his name.

But of course, lowlife miscreant scoundrels and bumboy pervs with secrets to hide - like Bliar - are easy blackmail pickings for the Dark Forces that rule this world – so his talentless rise in the political arena was all by the Satanic Deep State / NeoCon design – as too his following orders with canine obedience when it came down to dragging Britain into a series of military conflicts that had, in all truth, fuck all to do with Britain.

To close, the ignominious Bliar, a person devoid of any skill useful to society – and specifically of the medical / science category – further pontificated on the delay by Bonkers BoJo's Tory government to vaccinate people under the age of 12 with the mRNA gene manipulating clot shot – a decision, in Bliar's unqualified opinion, that should have been taken 'some time ago' – adding, for emphasis: 'I don’t know what they’re waiting for'.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Covidian Cultist Javid Disses Non-Vaxxed

Ill-Health Minister, Sajid Javid, recently installed in the post of 'Covid-1984 Gatekeeper', has once more been exercising his democratic right to talk fucking nonsense, and this weekend, to crank up the 'fear machine' virus danger level' he turned his acidic criticism on 'unvaccinated pariahs' for “the damage they are doing to society” by not queuing up with the rest of Food Bank Britain's gullible common herd sheeple to get injected with the experimental gene therapy mRNA clot shot 'fake' vaccine – and prevent this hoax Omicron variant (it's the flu) - devastating human life across the length and breadth of our once-sceptred isle. 

The Ill-Health Secretary – a former bankster type with zero medical or bio-sciences training or background – (apart from the fact he once watched an episode of General Hospital) - speaking with a gutter press hack from the Fascist State Gazette – advised that further Covid restrictions, specifically the imposition of a post-Chrissie lockdown, are not off the cards, and BoJo's incompetence-ridden Tory government “will do what is necessary” to prevent the NHS (No Hope Service) being overburdened with unvaccinated Omicron variant patients – and 'infecting the vaccinated' (Ed': Que? – this can't be right?) - when they could just as easily suffer and die in their own beds at home.

Hmmm, typical of a shit-for-brains bureaucrat - with nary a fucking mention of the legions of vaxxed n second booster shot 'vaxxed' patients currently lying prostrate in hospital beds - cos the fake mRNA Clot Shot crap doesn't work worth a shit – apart from causing more adverse physical effects damage than preventing Covid virus infections.

Yet WTF can we expect when these not fit for purpose twats are appointed to posts they have no qualification for – and Javid was simply a handy available substitute for Bonkers Boris to replace the equally unqualified, and grossly incompetent, geriatric euthaniser - 'Midazolam Matt' Wancock.

The intellectually-limited Javid, known to his Bromsgrove constituents, and House of Conmans associates alike, as a right nasty cunt (and derisively, around Worstminster, as 'the Coconut') - (and is considered by all who meet him to be the type of slimy twat that prompt one to count their fingers if they've been unfortunately coerced into shaking his hands with him) - while indolently basking in the polarised glow of his unqualified arrogance, has been slotted into more government ministerial posts than enough – and proven to be equally fucking useless at them all.

Culture Minister, Business Minister, Communities Minister, Home Secretary, and Chancellor of the Exchequer – and now, via his appointment to the Ill-Health Ministry, gets the opportunity to make a bigger fuck-up of the NHS than it already is. Ha, what the fuck comes next - Minister for Sewerage Farms - in charge of 'recycling shit'?

Here Javid is exposed as a breed of wanker who would have been better served had he eschewed the vanities of political stage performance, and laid aside reckless ambitions for that he is wholly unqualified - and sought employment as a shelf-stacker at one of Broken Britain's Greedy Grocer supermarket chains.

Really, the brazen hubris of this self-promoting dog wanker Thatcherite – marked well by his past EUSSR Remainiac status – (and pro-Zionist lapdog shill support for the rogue state of Isra-Hell) – is now attempting to force-feed this 'new abnormal' 'get vaxxed' propaganda down the public's throats - and intimidate and shame the critical thinking elements of our sick society who do the research and can intuitively detect the entire Covid scam is a fucking hoax – a poorly scripted pantomime plandemic to usher in the New World Order's Great Reset agenda and get the entire global population 'immunity compromised' with this mRNA gene manipulating therapy crap being peddled as a cure-all vaccine.

Yeah, fourteen days to flatten the curve – and some 22 months later – and counting – (two full years come March 2022) - the curve's no fucking flatter – and the social distancing, face muzzles and lockdown laws actually represent a global coup d'etat against our liberal democracy – which has resulted in our collective freedoms and rights being trampled on in the name of the hoax Covid plandemic – and those rights are never coming back.

This lowlife political creature, Javid, now assumes to take the moral high ground viz his autocratic 'Do as I say' vaccine sectarianism attitude and enforcing every fucker to get these Covid mRNA shots – to protect the double-dose vaxxed – (yep, something definitely not right with that equation) - thereby wholly dismissing the proven superiority of natural immunity, in terms of efficacy, durability, and range.

Further, if Javid gets his way, this theme will pretty well guarantee that 2022 shall see the non-vaxxed realists actually 'criminalised' – and if the 'no job / no travel / no soccer matches' pariah status exclusion threats don't work, then possibly force-injected - with a gun held to their heads.

Hmmm, Javid n his SAGE science manipulating / computer model addicted 'Covidian cult' cronies, are attempting to surpass and outdo the good ole US of A's Scumbag-in Chief, Dr Fraudchi, with their Doom & Gloom 'worst outcome' versions of Covid variant bullshit n outright lies - and in the process of establishing a propaganda-driven  vaxxed / unvaxxed apartheid sect – hell bent on segregating an already divided society, and using the unvaxxed as the scapegoat cause of each and every successive mutated variant of this SARS-CoV-2 / Covid-19 virus - call it what you will - that comes along – straight out of the nudge unit master magician's hat.

Alas, the great Covid reverse-transcriptase-PCR test deception has been, and continues to be, a remarkable success – with regard to the 'in vivo' versus the 'in vitro' presence of the isolation and identification of any virus being an utter fraud – and what these 'virologists' are claiming to be Covid nasties are actually exosomes.

Yet the common herd never doubt the official Covid-19 narrative and are eager to roll up their sleeves for their initial Clot Shot – then back to get double-vaxxed – plus a stream of new variant-fighting boosters shots – and all the while unknowingly shedding their contaminated DNA toxic spike proteins to infect the hale n healthy unvaxxed sector of the population.

A global killer Covid-19 pandemic, my arse. The only pandemic is one of fucking ignorance infecting the mass population collective - otherwise referred to as the gullible 'common herd' sheeple – who are conditioned (programmed) to be naive and dare not lose their trust in an authoritarian government system – or even risk 'disobedience' by questioning the official status quo – lest it negatively affect their more at scent than substance personal 'comfort zone' safety.

To wit, the supercilious Javid, he possessed by blatant contempt and disdain for lesser mortals – now intends, via the route of a media driven propaganda narrative, to further segregate society by generating a 'them n us' state of bigotry, directed against the unvaxxed, to please his Satanic Masters.

For all intents and purposes, this egocentric, fascist cunt comes across as a bully boy with borderline melagomaniac pretentions – just like his fat-arsed Home Sickretary crony, Shiti Patel. The type of wanker who will enforce a mandatory inoculation policy if given a slack-enough leash – then task his  Ill-Health Ministry enforcement agents to stalk the public byways, demanding 'your Covid vaxx papers'.

Obviously the criminally-corrupt officials pushing this Covid virus / vaxx campaign are gifted with the predictive abilities of a proven clairvoyant as our Tory Nasty Party government have now ordered, and will stock, sufficient mRNA clot shot gene manipulating vaccine supplies for 2022 'and' 2023.

Yet this is a no-brainer as the scamdemic is designed be kept going until 2025 – by which time the evil bastards controlling global events hope to have their People's Utopia of China model copycat 'Great Reset' totalitarian state implemented - and every fucker n their proverbial dog vaxxed n chipped with a nano-tracker - and any fucker that has the audacity to dare question, criticise or raise debate viz any part of the Covid / Vax scam narrative is immediately branded as a loopy conspiracy theorist and smacked around with the big, bad censorship stick – then, all good citizen social credit scores cancelled and duly deplatformed from polite society.

Ergo, to conclude, we do not embrace, nor accept, the official Doomsday narrative, nor the corrupt concept of flabby Klaus Schlob's Great Reset, or his 'Satan Klaus' / 'Dr Strangepork' psychosis-mandated 'new abnormal' way of life.

Nor shall we submit to being injected with this experimental mRNA genetic encoded  toxin – further boosted with neuro-degenerative adjuvants – that has never before been 'publicly' used on humans, and still has years to run on their already truncated and farcical clinical trials – for its use on human subjects breaches both the Human Rights Charter and the Nuremberg Code benchmarks – and further constitutes a crime against humanity.

This is a spike protein medication being injected into the arms of a gullible – scarified and trusting – common herd. A gene-manipulating bio-weapon designed to negatively compromise the innate human immune system – viz the actual immune system attacking itself. It has various intended cause n effect properties – from suppressed ovarian and semen potencies to outright sterilisation.

And here we have legions of the unsuspecting, queuing up en masse, to be purposely, and with malice aforethought, injured and die from the poison being injected into their bodies - to combat a disease that does not exist.

For the record, this inoculation medication is comprised of gene modifiers, non-biological materials - graphene hydroxide nano-flakes - and a host of other nasty 'Shitemare on Elm Street' razor-edged nano-particles to slice up the hapless recipient's epithelium.

This injectable mRNA toxic gene therapy shite does not meet the definition of a 'vaccine' – and if, as Big Pharma and their SAGE / government stooges assure us, it's all perfectly safe – then why the fuck did Big Pharma 'demand' total indemnity from prosecution viz any and all 'adverse' health effects resulting from their so-called vaccine?

Oh yes, time to wake up to the fact that this entire Covid-1984 scamdemic is the Trojan horse for the genocidal mass depopulation of the human race – and the critical thinking unvaxxed are the Latter Day Heretics who shall be sought out by Javid's Ill-Health Ministry Inquisition and burned at the stake.

The human body – and mind – in a well maintained and healthy, alkaline state of being, is possessed of a superior, innate immune system, compared with that any synthetic injectable mRNA clot shot spike protein shite – posing as a medical serum / vaccine - can provide.

But thanks to the official narrative viz this deadly and highly transmissible Covid Omicron variant – or should that be 'scariant' - legions of gullible 'trustafarian sheeple – perhaps the term Hive Mind 'lab rats' might be more appropriate – are queuing up for their ? – is it the 3rd or 4th ? – SARS-CoV-2 / Covid-1984 'latest variant' mRNA clot shot boosters - the booster to end all boosters – until the next 'even deadlier' variant comes along.

For fuck's sake, does BoJo's behavioural science manipulator / nudge unit crew think the common herd are brain dead in entirety and too fucking stupid to see this 'in yer face' soft step / tip toe Pavlovian conditioning via the route of their Covid-1984 virus plandemic hoax lockdown pantomime - followed by the toxic mRNA Covid clot shot 'euthaniser' inoculation – and the award of good citizen vaccine immunity (sic) certificates and passports – and then onto the oh-so convenient Covid immuno-pass microchip in your wrist.

Stop press: Coming soon to a vaxx clinic near you. Covid-1984 passports as a sub-dermal implant – your very own 666 personal tracking microchip.

Quidditch: a Trans-Friendly Sport

US Quidditch Leagues Change Name to Trans-Quiddich.

Two Quidditch leagues in the good ole USA of A have announced they are to change the name of the 'sport' (sic) - made famous in the popular, best-selling 'fictional' (er, get that: 'fictional / fictitious') - Harry Potter 'Wizarding' books, in order to ‘distance’ themselves from the controversial author, (a real-deal biological woman) - JK Rowling – who apparently had the brazen audacity to open a Q & A debate by applying those frowned upon and verboten political correctness subjects– the Truth, Logic, and Common Sense.

This typical Woke cult political correctness / inclusivity move follows in the wake of trans-community snowflake complaints viz the author’s comments regarding blokes identifying as females of the species as 'not' being real women- and thus suffering delusional issues with common sense and reality,when any fucker n their dog challenges the sheer idiocy of their claim.

Hmmm, ironic really. Quiddich – this fantasy game – a creation of the author's imagination – now a socio-political issue viz the fantasy of men demanding to be accepted as biological women.

For fuck's sake – even if they load up on hormones and go the full sex change 'chopped n channelled' surgery route they still won't be cursed with monthly periods or ever have babies.

So, regardless of logic and common sense being thrown to the vagaries of the Four Winds, from here on in, is Quiddich now set on a course to become an exclusively trans-sexual sport – pre-op' or otherwise? Heterosexuals excluded? How about gay men n lesbians? Or butch bitches identifying as blokes?

No shit, Sherlock. WTF next? Tranny's chasing 'quaffles n snitches' on their broomsticks? Seen a few 'old Queens' perform – now we have Trans-Witches. How's that gonna go down in a staged production of Shakespeare's Macbeth?

A press release from Hiram ('call me Valerie') Dorkpuller, U.S. Quidditch (USQ) Chief Seeker, at their Hogwarts, Vermont headquarters: "Our sport has developed a reputation as one of the most progressive non-binary in the world on gender equality and inclusivity - thanks to its gender maximum rule, which stipulates that a team may not have more than four players of the same gender on the field at a time.”

Yeah right, on a par with blokes identifying as trans-females and entering women's sports – weight-lifting – and copping a 'no contest' win without fail – until such time as trans-gender faces trans-gender in the Olympics arm wrestling tournament – and doubtless the loser is gonna be screaming – snowflake style - viz the winner having a higher testosterone level.

Fer fuck's sake, better hope Rowling doesn't have Voldemort cast a nasty spell on y'all.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Senedd & Holyrood Back Illegal Immigrants

Anglophobic ministers in nonce-infested Scotland and sheep-shagging Wales have jointly gone into simultaneous whinge mode, to condemn what they, in their unqualified arrogance, categorise as barbaric measures in the UK Government’s Nationality and Borders Bill – as well as warning the legislation may need approval from the joke devolved parliaments of Edinburgh and Cardiff.

Scotland's intellectually-challenged Social Justice Secretary, Shona McSlagg, and her IQ-deficient Welsh counterpart, Jane Slutt, demand safer routes and beach landing sites for illegal immigrants risking the dangerous France to Blighty Channel crossing on un-seaworthy makeshift craft and overloaded inflatable boats.

McSlagg and Slutt have written a joint letter to the Tory Nasty Party's fat-arsed Minister for Bullying, Shiti Patel, to demand the UK reconsiders its hostile environment strategy and develops sufficient safe routes for scrounging illegal immigrants posing as asylum seekers

The Nationality and Borders Bill – which cleared the House of Conmans on Monday – was drafted to curb the instances of hare-brained Channel crossings, and reform the entire skewed system of how asylum claims are processed.

Both the Scottish and Welsh governments are of a mind that the legislation contains measures that will prevent migrants crossing the Channel in small boats, including the barbaric suggestions for ‘push-back’ exercises - involving enforcement officials either repelling or sinking boatloads of illegals with torpedoes.

Hmmm, WTF eh. Obviously the key element to consider here is the fact this migration incursion repeatedly makes landfall on the southern shores of our once-sceptred isle – the English bit.

Doubtless this pair of harpies might change their objections to the wording of the bill if boatloads of unwashed, foreign infidel scroungers were streaming ashore on Scottish and Welsh tourist beaches, in 'hands-out' supplicant fashion, - and pleading for 'welfare state asylum – plus expecting cosy hotel rooms with broadband internet access, Sky Sports TV, three meals a day – (plus snacks n drinkies) - a pre-paid cellphone – and dry clothes – preferably designer labels.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/migrant-crossings-scottish-and-welsh-ministers-condemn-barbaric-nationality-and-borders-bill/182886

Tory Troll Savages Russia

Broken Britain's Tony Bliar-led New Labour political party's nonsensical lapdog siding with the good ole US of A and illegally invading both Afghanistan and Iraq in the wake of the Israeli Mossad / Neo-Con covert 9/11 attacks – subsequently – and with malice aforethought – blamed on the more at scent than substance Big Al Qaeda and Osama Bin Bag – and their Jolly Jihad Islamic terrorist cohorts - set a stooge status 'war crimes' precedent to do the US-Zionist death cult's future military aggression biddings – however ineptly stupid - or feloniously delinquent - such might manifest to be - for political patronage by deep state dark forces carries a 'signed in blood' fixed-currency obligation – with immortal souls dealt as collateral for temporal material gain.

Now the supremely wicked Cheney and his 'supremely stupid' pet moron, Dubya Bush, are gone – along with the rest of the Israel-first NeoCon traitors infesting the Shite House and Pentagon - it's all down to the child-groping creepy Biden puppet president, pushing a hot war with Russia – on Ukrainian sovereign territory, of course - based on what the Democrap administration maintain are 'serious conceptual political differences' – (any old fucking excuse – and as a prelude 'warm up' exercise to kick starting an all-out military confrontation with the People's Utopia of China) - and Bonkers Boris Nonsense's Tory Nasty Party cabinet wholeheartedly supporting the ludicrous strategy – much as Tony Bliar's corrupt Labour machine did in the immediate aftermath of 9/11.

The UK's shit-for-brains 'current' Foreign Secretary – the ex-Lib-Dum party member - Liz 'Cheese Time' Truss - speaking with one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette in Liverpool – is demanding – in the image of her Grantham grocer shop heroine - Slaggie Twatcher – that Vlad Putrid and his Russian 'Evil Empire' military machine - cease and desist in what she views as aggression towards the neighbouring former Soviet republic / nation state of Ukraine – which, regardless of conjured political animosities - still retains deep social and cultural ties with Russia.

Que? WTF? Truss, an accountant, put in charge of Food Bank Britain's foreign policy? Has BoJo lost his Mojo? She's been shuffled around more government ministerial posts than Grandma's moggy had kittens. Environment Minister, Secretary for Women & Equalities, Minister for Cheese Imports (2/3), Justice Secretary, Treasury Sec', Trade Sec' - and now Foreign Sickretary – and proved to be fucking useless, and a liability, at all of them.

Hmmm, let us not forget this cunt's plagiarised MacMillan quote of: 'You've never had it so good' – and for a damned fact, Harold n the Tories hadn't – until Profumo and Ivanov (KGB) - and the Astor cabal - up-ended the apple cart and made a fuck of their entire kiddie fiddling / sodomite / whoring Cliveden party culture with their hedonistic – and treasonous - 'we are a noble and titled – and mega-rich elite - and can get away with anything' – dilettante behaviour.

Now the menopausal Truss, ego-fired with unqualified arrogance, is up on her high horse and, acting on orders from Bonkers Boris, (supposedly?) and in accord with the graft and corruption-ridden G7 group of moneybags 'democracies' (sic) - has warned Moscow of massive 'economic' consequences if they dare invade Ukraine – threatening that the UK will stop buying cheap Russian natural gas to fuel and heat our homes (then we'll freeze to fucking death instead?) and return to the time-honoured tradition of burning coal and chopping down our forests for kindling – and climate change obligations and pledges – and the ever-whingeing Greta - be fucked.

For the public – and historic - record, which Truss & Co are conveniently ignoring, Russia is accusing Ukraine of provocation, and sought guarantees against eastward NATO expansion, and the deployment of NATO weapons systems – specifically short range nuke missiles - close to its border with Ukraine.

This is the very same Truss, MP for South West Norfolk, who, in the post of Environment Secretary, travelled to totalitarian China to promote British food cuisine - fired Spam n chips, cheese toasties – and English Breakfast tea – (a plant the East India Company stole from China and grew plantations of in Ceylon and India) - and blew off £34,000 quid of taxpayers' money on first-class flights and five-star hotels.

Truss and her delegation cronies splashed another £3,000 nicker of taxpayer funds on receptions, dinners and breakfast meetings during the Shanghai jaunt – and one dinner laid on for potential Chinese investors into the UK's tinned Spam market cost £960 nicker - while the interpreters hired to translate what the fuck each party were saying to the other, ran up a further exorbitant bill of £2,500 quid.

Oh yes, zero expense spared where Truss is concerned, as she racked up personal hotel bills of £3,200 for just four nights – whereas her office expensed a mere £143 nicker for one of her lowly staff members to stay overnight in a no-frills / basics-only' London hotel.

Obviously the culture of class n rank inequality dies a hard death – even in this Woke/ political correctness age.

But the feeble-brained Truss doesn't give a flying fuck viz the shame of such extravagance, and lavishing herself on taxpayer monies – for one whopping single expense of £2,977 quid was blown for her PRU subscription – and as Sicretary of State for Justice (lol's – there's irony) - also squandered £600 on 'personal' website fees.

And this is the power-hungry, money-grubbing, IQ-deficient trollster who's threatening the ex-KGB leader of the Russian political / military machine with 'dire consequences' regarding the subject of any Russian military incursion against the Ukraine – an issue she's no fucking idea viz their historic love / hate context relationship that has its origins in the deep mists of a millennium now past.

Oh my, we don't require the clairvoyant powers of Nostradamus – or the Mystic Meg – to foresee yet a further personal – Foreign Office / PR disaster in the making.

Doubtless Vlad's 'shaking' (sic) in his woolly warm Winter штиблеты (boots) as he paces the Red Square's snows, and frets over the likelihood of Truss turning up outside the Kremlin in the same Challenger 2 battle tank she previously posed for 'selfie promoting' media shots in the former Communist Estonia last week – and bombards Pietro Solari's magnificent, soaring 19 meter high and 7 meter thick walls – along with the splendidly unique Arsenalnaya Tower - with volleys of 120-millimetre / 55 calibre depleted uranium-enhanced cheese balls - from the armoured attack vehicle's L30A1 cannon.

Alas, and to close, 't'is little wonder her fellow House of Conmans Parliamentarian contemporaries – cross-party affiliates – hold her to ridicule and question her sanity (with offensive slurs) referencing her Thatcheresque Iron Lady pretentions, and menopausal mental health states of utter confusion, as a course for imminent career downfall.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to subscribe to Assange's WickedLeaks – or support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of the horrid Hampstead – or  Nottingham's - Nasty Paedo Clubs - or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors – then Sections 5 and 19 of the Public Order Act (1986) are enacted – and fair play Judicial Process, along with Common Fucking Sense, go the way of the Dodo).

Vampire Lady Dies from Old Age

Sad News from the American Colonies as yet another esteemed wordsmith shrugs off her mortal coil and goes to join the Choir Invisible.

Best-selling Gothic theme novelist, Anne Rice, authoress of the acclaimed Interview With The Vampire, has died – apparently due complications arising from a recent batty bat bite wound she treated with garlic ointment.

Rice’s 1976 Interview With The Vampire literary work was later adapted into a film starring Tom Cruise Ship and Brad Shitt, released in 1994 - and is expected to be reformatted as a TV series on AMC+ next year – Covid lockdown restrictions permitting.

The novelist will be interred during a private ceremony at her family mausoleum in New Orleans next week, but is expected to rise from her grave at the next full moon – unless someone hammers a Yew stake through her chest and heart beforehand.

PC Pigg Wins Snowflake Compo' Award

In today's 'Let's Ridicule Our Ridiculous Political Correctness Society' news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Wokester Snowflake Sleaze' – a timely exposé of political correctness lunacy from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

A grossly overweight Plod Squad officer who felt humiliated and suffered a traumatic 'snowflake sensibilities attack' when her Sergeant politely suggested she might feel better if she stopped quaffing bottles of sugar-laced soft drinks, and gobbling down choccy bars, has been awarded £10,000 in compensation after a brain dead employment tribunal ruled that PC Peppa Pigg - (for it was she) - had been discriminated against on the grounds of her eating disability.

The Scrotum-on-Sea-based tribunal heard evidence that 40-year-old PC Pigg, was advised to take more responsibility over her diet – a blatantly obvious truth factor that offended her fragile sensibilities and which she claims discriminated against her due a binge cravings disability for sweet food.

PC Pigg, who joined the Scrotum-on-Sea police force in 2001, suffers from chronic gluttony – a medical 'disability' condition defined by states of continual ravenous hunger - which had resulted in the officer being absent from duty for two to three months per year over the past decade she had been with the force.

The tribunal heard that the force's Occupational Health Department created a report on PC Pigg's physical condition and how it negatively affected her ability to function and perform her job efficiently – and in the event of a violent situation, Officer Pigg would not have been able to protect herself, or been able to come to the aid of another officer – unless she sat on the offender.

It was further stated that Pigg, being grossly overweight, was not healthy enough to take a physical fitness test and thus could not undergo officer safety training.

Conversely, in her own pathetic 'I'm a Victim' defence, PC Pigg claimed she only gobbled low calorie chocolate bars and decaffeinated soft drinks - and felt so harassed by her Sergeant's censorious comments - which Pigg took to imply she was a trough-dwelling grunter, that she suffered an anxiety attack - went into binge overdrive mode, and guzzled down an entire gallon of Coca Cola, six large bags of Doritos, a box of creamy iced donuts, and fourteen Mars Bars - then had to call in sick and was absent from duty for two weeks due crippling spasms of chronic flatulence.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/overweight-detective-wins-10000-for-feeling-humiliated-after-boss-her-to-stop-drinking-gallons-of-coke/174068

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.

An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence – and my Freedom of Speech liberty guaranteed - as enshrined in Article 10 of the European Human Rights Convention.

(Unless one has the audacity to subscribe to Assange's WickedLeaks – or support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of the horrid Hampstead – or  Nottingham's - Nasty Paedo Clubs - or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors – then Sections 5 and 19 of the Public Order Act (1986) are enacted – and fair play Judicial Process, along with Common Fucking Sense, go the way of the Dodo).

One in the Eye for Woke Snowflakes

Once again we bring our readers the latest and greatest 'hot gossip' in this scandal-mongering counter-culture Enhanced Bullshit exposé edition from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill - publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Yep, the banner headline encapsulates it all - one in the eye for the political correctness Woke Snowflake Brigade and their serial loser pals from the 'I'm offended' victims caucus – as canny critics of transgender issues and unbridled immigration will be protected under revised free speech laws.

The Law Commission have finally come to the common fucking sense decision that people with outspoken views, based on sound judgement, logic and the Truth, should have stronger safeguards to be protected under freedom of speech laws - and private conversations also be protected from folks getting snitched on n grassed up for 'racist speech' by nosy cunt neighbours who might have overheard the 'bloke next door' opine to his missus that 'havin' the RNLI rescue these illegal migrants from drownin' in the Channel is all bollocks – they've no right comin' 'ere if they ain't got a valid 'scroungers visa' – or bein' in an effin' boat when they can't swim'.

Thus persons such as the above example, who raise the 'non-rights' of illegal migrants, or criticise transgender issues viz men – those still equipped with a cock n bollocks - entering – and winning - women's sports events - will now be protected from hate crime prosecutions under this 'about fucking time' / long overdue legislation proposed to protect freedom of speech.

In a major report on hate crime published this week, the Law Commission stated for the public record that people with critical and outspoken views on transgender, cultural and political issues should be protected from the threat of prosecution for speaking what is, by reasons of rationality and prudent definition, the Truth.

This now means freedom of speech safeguards for critical thinking members of the public estate who – rightly – believe the Gender Recognition Act 2004 was a pile of old codswallop – and transgender women are not real women - or oppose zero borders illegal immigration - or criticise and censor the repressive political and military racist land theft policies of countries such as the illegal rogue Zionist state of Israel - and the draconian, totalitarian regime of China.

Professor Penney Dropped, the Law Commission's non-binary, gender-neutral spokesperson, prudently warned that without including proper protections into written law, egocentric bureaucraps and psychotic Woke officials pursuing some perverse and personal political correctness agenda – could initiate hate crime investigations into people that would be contrary to, and block, legitimate debate - and people’s right to freedom of expression.

“The understandable importance that over-zealous law enforcement authorities place on being seen to tackle hate crime means that IQ-deficient Plod Squad officers go overboard when some hapless sod calls a spade 'a spade' – even if it looks a bit like a shovel. Hence they do not have the required basic intelligence to give sufficient consideration to the implications of their actions on freedom of expression when considering how to respond to vindictive and ill-founded allegations of hate speech coming from some snowflake complainant."

“To wit, this new legislation will ensure that the law does not criminalise, for instance, discussion of controversial topics that the ever-paranoid Woke community and political correctness brigade seem to jump upon at every opportunity - and our recommendations will hopefully be implemented by the College of Policing and its not-fit-for-purpose Hate Crime Operational Guidance Unit - to re-educate uniformed Plod Squad moronites to dismiss complaints that do not amount to a criminal offence.”

Hmmm, the Wokester community – customarily inhabited by a gaggle of inept dingats and knuckle-draggers, flaunting their inflated egos - might be advised to review a sagacious 2019 High Court legal opinion, handed down by Mr Justice Julian Knowles, that the right 'not' to be offended doesn't exist. Specifically: 'We live in a pluralistic society where none of us have a right to be offended by something they hear or read.'

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/critics-of-transgender-issues-and-immigration-will-be-protected-under-new-free-speech-laws/174365

Conversely, women's rights campaigners slammed the Law Commission for not classifying what they term 'offensive misogynist comments' as a hate crime too, viz the Commission's decision not to criminalise offensive comments, nor those who told sexist jokes – a factor that applies equally to both males and females.

A statement by a score of women’s rights and hate crime organisations – including the Fawcett Snowflakes Society, Silly Citizens UK, Stella 'Greasy Creasy' MP, More Rights of Women - (Que? WTF? first equality n now more rights than blokes?) - and the former deputy chief constable of the Snottinghamshire plod squad, Sue Fish - claims the Law Commission had failed to address widespread concerns viz their much-loved whinge issue – misogyny offences: always so meticulously chronicled by the deplatforming Wokester psychos.

Here we go again. Moronic Karen gobshites n the misogyny theme – but nary a mention of misandry offences committed by the 'fairer sex' (sic) 'we hate men' castration sector of our fucked up society.

To the ducking stool and stake with these whingeing Wokester crones, all possessed of venomous tongues and cankered hearts – yet of feeble brain – for the word 'shame' and these harpy trolls are not well acquainted.

Racial hate crime laws were introduced in the early 1990's, and have since been further expanded to include religion, disability, sexual orientation, and transgender identity – and, sadly, any old fucking thing some snowflake twat, or their dog, disagrees with, or finds remotely offensive.

Ergo, what the brain dead Karens – these perpetual haters of any fucking thing they disagree with – (mainly due the fact they're too fucking arrogant n stupid to comprehend the essence of) - are focusing on is that these proposed changes would not stop people (men) discussing differences between the sexes, or articulating views on the suitability of women for positions in religious, military or secular authority – or transgender males competing – and inevitably winning – in women's sports events.

Oh yes, welcome to Moron Central - and take a care not to step on some politically-incorrect land mine. The Wokester cancel culture maniacs are of a collective (group think dementia) – mind that we 'must' accept that their bizarre – (morally corrupt and insane, if logic and reality are the foundation stones of a civilised and intellectual society) - socio-political concept of gender identity should replace that of male / female birth sex.

Not to be outdone by the prudence and logic of the Law Commission's common sense arguments, the split-arsed misogyny-fixated Woke gang further targeted what is known as the so-called 'incel' culture – specifically those involuntary celibate persons present in an overwhelmingly male online 'would-be rapist' community – (er - the sector of society inhabited by creepy twats n ugly cunts who can't even get laid by an inflatable sex doll) – claiming they had the potential to commit serious (three-hole rape?) criminal sexual abuse offences against females of the species.

Here they are referring to online-posted threatening or abusive material which incites and glorifies violence, including sexual violence, against women and girls, and praises men who murder women – and demand that a bespoke public sexual harassment offence be created, rather than a hate crime offence.

Hmmm, oh my, and what a shit storm of 'I'm offended' accusations that would generate if ever passed into law. Legislation regarding the harassment of women (of anyone, in fact) - in public spaces already exists on the statute books – and such laws are heavily focused on threatening, abusive words, and disorderly behaviour.

Jaysus effin' Christos – these demented broomstick merchants are attempting to kick start officially-backed and media-driven witch hunts against any and all they turn their lunatic venom against. This is a paranoid cult composed of a set of permanently angry, vindictive bigots – a collective gaggle of creepy cunts. Whacko malcontents and gender-obsessives, screaming their indoctrinated 'We're right and you are wrong' mantra from the rooftops.

The entire assemblage is blighted with a veritable array of complex mental health issues viz group think psychotic fixations - ludicrous melodrama and whining self-pity – morphing into the habitual 'I'm a victim' cry for attention.

Conversely, the majority of this gaggle of mentally inept skangers haven't been duped into the activist role they've taken up on behalf of pc Wokeism – they're active accomplices n relishing the social – and regional / national media attentions spotlighting their pedestal – specifically when it portrays them in a favourable light

So, fer fuck's sake, in view of the fact the Plod Squad n CPS / DPP have made such a fucking balls-up of purported hate crime prosecution cases in the past – please do not bestow any further such powers on the useless cunts.

To conclude, while this Law Commission review shall ensure the right of freedom of expression is safeguarded – and likewise improve protections for victims – the vagaries of human nature – and this prevalent Woke political correctness / I'm offended culture - will doubtless ensure that the Plod Squad continue to be bombarded with hate crime complaints from Snowflakes Anonymous.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.

An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence – and my Freedom of Speech liberty guaranteed - as enshrined in Article 10 of the European Human Rights Convention.

SNP's Sturgeon Declares War on Wrongspeak

Not-so 'bonny' Scotland's IQ-deficient Worst Minister, Knickerless Sturgeon, has declared a 'take no prisoners' war front on what she, in her unqualified Woke arrogance, has termed, in somewhat Orwellian fashion, 'Wrongspeak', with its immediate implementation critical to the devolved nation's core dynamic interests.

Sturgeon's cancel culture-revised lexicon, after being subjected to her psychotic menopausal thought control literary censorship - her Stigma Charter - will henceforth see the eradication of such words and terms now deemed 'offensive' – yet so common in Caledonian everyday street talk - as druggie, addict, junkie, alkie wanker, nonce-ponce, paedo filth, homeless scum, and substance abuser.

The squirly Sturgeon is urging government organisations and quangos to use what she, in her muddled way of thinking, considers 'positive language' after announcing these skewed 'public programming' Newspeak plans in a bid to tackle Scotland's appalling drug, alcoholism and kiddie fiddling problems – which statistics reveal to be, by far and away, the worst in Europe – and a direct negative reflection on the SNP's 'devolved' government powers of administration.

Drug-related deaths in Scotland reached their highest point since records began, as 1,339 fatalities were linked to narcotics last year, cementing the nation's undesirable crowning as the drugs death capital of Europe. 

Albeit they most definitely are mired with a drugs n kiddie fiddling crisis when Scotland's city of Glasgow is referred to a 'Trainspotting Central' – and a criminally-bent, graft n corruption-ridden Masonic elitist Establishment / Plod Squad Nonceland are running the drug import n distribution bourse – and covering up their Satanist-aligned nonce ponce sexual abuses – and blood sacrifices - of children - all an extension of their perverse Glasgow / Edinburgh / Aberdeen based BD/SM Violate Club 'activities'.

For the public record, since the SNP were elected into power 14 years ago, the total number of people believed to have died as a result of drugs-related activity exceeds a 10,000 body count – and the head count of sexually abused and life-traumatised children – and those 'gone missing' sprogs murdered on the altar of Satan – will too account for an outrageous and nauseating statistic.

So much for responsibility and honesty concerning 'we're in charge now' systems of devolved government – and the Wee Nippy's ceaseless, whingeing demands for an Independence vote.

Conversely, the Scottish Nonce Protectors Party trumpeted the Stigma Charter proposals in Holyrood, as part of a hard-hitting Woke campaign backed by the ginger-mingin McKrankie and her not-fit-for-purpose drugs minister, the hedgehog-coiffured Angela Incontinence.

Okay, let us just focus on Operation Stigma for a moment. The McSturgeon wants to deplatform the afore-mentioned ' words and terms deemed offensive / politically incorrect - from the English (not Scottish) language – but WTF to replace them with? Some set of cosy euphemisms that lack the adjective potential cutting edge to describe the status of a person or situation?

Perhaps replace the term 'raving nonce' with a euphemistic 'child affectionate adult' - and cease and desist referring to Granite City Aberdeen as the Kiddie Fiddling capital of Nonceland. (Google 'Hollie Greig' / Beechwood Special School).

To wit, the euphemistic term for an alkie or junkie or nonce will henceforth be 'person with lifestyle issues' – which in 'real speak' makes little fucking sense at all. Thus the reason we have such descriptive words as junkie, alkie and nonce, which accurately define their social pariah status.

Hmmm, so much for the Sturgeon's jargonised Newspeak – a propagandistic language characterised by euphemism, circumlocution, and the inversion of customary meanings. Orwell and Big Brother would applaud her in unison – along with Stalin, Hitler, Mao and Pol Pot – and the anti-Trump ranks of the good ole US of A Democratic Party.

But how about a Newspeak euphemism for clumsy 'groper' or 'molester' - to accommodate the fragile sensibilities of the SNP's ex-Porky Pict Worst Monster - the Flabby Salmond – (aka Erectile Dysfunction Alex) – regarding a documented history of his 'wandering paws'.

To conclude, for the written record, Newspeak is not an original SNP / Sturgeon brainchild device, yet rather the fictional language of Oceania, George Orwell's equally-fictitious totalitarian super-state, that is the setting of a dystopian anti-utopia – a mirror image of what a semi-devolved Scotland has now become under the SNP's amateur misgovernance - and which ain't gonna improve until the likes of the Sturgeon and her equally corrupt political cronies call a halt to their self-serving euphemisms and lies.

Oh my, only in a political system where repeated failure and class act fuck-ups are assiduously rewarded could the likes of the Porky Pict, Salmond, and the Wee Nippy McSturgeon survive and prosper.

Well, the Porky Pict groper no longer wields the reins of power – thank fuck – and as to Jimmy Krankie, she needs putting back in her box – and the lid securing shut with coffin nails.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.

An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence – and my Freedom of Speech liberty guaranteed - as enshrined in Article 10 of the European Human Rights Convention.

Worstminster House of Conmans Sleaze Machine

For those locked-down / working from home internet surfers, who earn a few brownie points n Greedy Grocer supermarket vouchers, entitling them to 10 pence off a packet of Bisto gravy browning - eat yer fucking heart out - cos our £81,000 per annum salaried House of Conmans MPs get paid up to £350 quid per hour extra for taking the same surveys.

MPs are expected to be banned next year from working as consultants or advisers to companies after erring MPs were sniffed out and discovered by Fido, the Parliamentary standards watchdog, to have deliberately, and with criminality aforethought, broken lobbying rules.

Lobbying sins besides, since the 2019 election 123 MPs have spent 695 hours carrying out 1,040 surveys - earning more than £116,000 quid.

The SNP's sleazy Worstminster MP, Ian 'Six Jobs' Blackhead, has now been joined by a 'dirty dozen' of his equally sleazy Gaelic SNP colleagues.

https://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.com/2021/11/snps-blackford-sleaze-exposed.html

Tut, fucking tut! Shame on the sleaze-mongering Sturgeon n her entire Scottish Nonce Protectors political machine.

The standards watchdog's research discovered that 12 SNP MPs had profited from the 'survey game' – with Patrick Grady, the SNP rep' for Glasgow North, earning the most since the last election, being paid £3,560 for 20 hours work - the equivalent of £176 quid per hour.

Grady's SNP colleague, Angus constituency MP 'Dodgy Dave' Doogan, spent the greatest time doing surveys - more than 35 hours, and averaging £78 nicker an hour.

But the highest hourly rate paid to an MP was £354, with Labour's shadow justice minister Alex Cuntingham earning £1,950 for just over 5 hours work - and purportedly donating the money to his local party coffers.

Labour's equally sleazy shadow solicitor general, 'Smelly Ellie' Reeves, earned £3,145 for 18 hours work - a rate of £172 per hour - with a mere token £275 donated to charity.

Some MPs earned large sums for a few minutes of work, including the Tory Nasty Party MP for Reigate, Crispy Cunt, who was paid £50 for a five minute survey, £75 for a 10 minute survey and £125 for a 15 minute survey, among his £2,505 earnings pocketed from Ipsos Mori.

His Tory colleague, Andrew Selous, also earned £200 for a 20 minute survey from YouGov, but reportedly donated the money to the Andrew Selous Benevolent Fund charity.

Not to be felt left out of the sleazy survey top ten, Laurence Robertson, the Tory MP for Tewkesbury, came in as the highest paid Tory MP with £3,495 nicker pocketed for 17 hours graft.

Conversely, the largest payment for a single survey went to Labour's ginger-mingin Judith Cummins, who earned £300 for a 45 minute survey conducted by Renta-a-Twat.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59520755

National Trust Too Woke to be Trusted

The Royal Mint has dropped plans to issue a commemorative coin marking the 125^th anniversary of the National Trust, following a decisive sub-committee review that the charity can no longer be 'Trusted' – (nationally or otherwise) - and is henceforth viewed as a 'bureaucratically troubled' organisation, promoting a controversial 'political correctness' Woke agenda.

Official papers obtained by the Daily Shitraker reveal 'Them n us' disputes regarding volunteers being instructed by Woke indoctrinated bosses to wear gay pride badges – plus the title word 'Easter' being removed from the NT's annual Easter egg hunt - contributed to the cancellation of the commemorative coin – and the NT censoriously rebranded as the Woke Trust

The National Trust was accused by volunteers of infringing on their human rights after staff at Fuckwit Hall in Norfolk were told to wear gay pride badges to mark 50 years since the decriminalisation of men bonking other men in 1967.

Seventy-five volunteers at Norfolk's Fuckpig Hall kicked off big time viz the order requiring them to either wear the rainbow ID badges - or be classed as gay-bashing homophobes - and relegated to backroom jobs – by threatening to quit en masse on grounds of constructive dismissal and drag the Trust into a class action employment tribunal case – which resulted in the Trust backing down and reverse their decision viz the mandated wearing of Hey I'm Gay badges for staff employed in public face duties.

The charity was previously slapped with a stream of criticism back in 2017 after it banned the word Easter from its annual egg hunt – an occasion which had been called the 'Easter Egg Trail' for the previous decade but was absurdly rebranded the 'Great British Egg Hunt' to appeal to the non-Christian residents of our hallowed Christian nation.

Oh, non-Christians, eh. Nice, but it seems political correctness doesn't stretch to give a flying fuck viz the sensibilities of the minority vegan sector of our troubled Woke society towards 'eggs' – and nary a thought to having a 'Great British Potato Hunt' instead.

The findings from the minutes of the Royal Mint’s sub-committee meeting, chaired by Tory peer, Sir Dinsdale McScrotum, read: "The theme was not approved. This 125^th was not a good anniversary. Judged to be a somewhat troubled and Woke-infested political organisation if they can appease the membershits of the UK's infidel religion groups – yet have some problem with accommodating the vegan sector of our society."

Animal Welfare: Did Peppa Pig Die Happy?

A recent survey of 2,000 members of Broken Britain's common herd at large, commissioned by the 'What.Can.We.Fuck.With.Next' snowflake Wokester charity foundation, in association with the Compassion in Farming quango, and the National Secular Sausage Society, has issued a press release of its findings, which conclude that, in their biased and unqualified opinions, consumers want comprehensive animal welfare labels on meat products.

68% of Food Bank Britain's public estate surveyed, who have, for some obscure reason, recently been infected with the prevalent Woke virus and evolved a moral conscience viz the pre-'on yer plate' life of the meat dish adorning their dinner table, now wish to see labelling that shows the conditions of how their Chicken Bruschetta, Saddle of Lamb, Pork Schnitzel, Virginia Ham or Bœuf Bourgignon was reared and cared for – and subsequently murdered – (by fair means or foul) – specifically displaying the age of the animal, it's pet name, and did it receive Last Rites prior to being slaughtered?

More than two thirds of customers surveyed claim they would prefer to see labels and smiley face photos on meat products, displaying where animals were raised, and if they voiced any 'right to life' objections regarding their one-way visit to the abattoir.

Under current food labelling laws only eggs are legally required to show the conditions of where the hens and ducks live and lay – and in the case of dairy products, the same applies with milk-producing cows and goats.

If the proposed Happy Smiling Animals Bill goes through the House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds, and becomes law, then egg and milk cartons must further carry the bio-data and a full face photo of the avian egg layer and cloven-hoofed herbivore milk provider.

Egg boxes currently carry labels stating whether they are from battery or free range hens – a requirement that boosted sales of free range eggs by 50% in the wake of its introduction, with major Greedy Grocer supermarkets further pledging to phase out the production of both 6 and 12 volt battery eggs by 2055.

This asinine government-led consultation is ongoing - whether it should be compulsory to put welfare labels revealing if animals such as chickens and pigs were reared in 'horrendous conditions' factory farms – or allowed the free run of the fields alike Shaun the Sheep – until Doomsday calls – plus whether they were given last rites and a sedative prior to getting the proverbial 'chop' – or simply met their end kicking n howling n screeching - as per the religious halal and kosher 'zero stunning' exempt protocols of slaughter demand.

Omicron - the all-new killer Covid-1984 variant.

Omicron - the all-new killer Covid-1984 mutated variant – or is it just another 'scariant'?

Yep, OMICRON

Take a look at that word for a moment –

It's an 'in yer face' anagram for - MORONIC.

Hmmm, that about sums up the entire double-vaxxed 'mutant' sectors of our sad society - the folks now queuing for their third booster jab.

Sign up for your next mRNA gene therapy 'graphene hydroxide' Clot Shot today, and join the rest of a gullible multi-vaxxed humanity for the coming Great Reset 'extinction level' mass genocide event - with the required seven billion 'euthanised' by mid-2025 - if all goes to plan.

Wanna catch up on the New World Order's advanced agenda? Just take a peek at the creepy Georgia Guidestones - all there in stone grey 'black n white' - carved in large font for easy reading - and languages various - up to, and including, English, Spanish, Swahili, Hindi, Hebrew, Arabic, Chinese, Russian – and colloquial Reptilian.