Monday, 17 July 2017

Bliar, Brexit n Corbynomics Fantasy

In today’s ‘Culture of Treason’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline rodent-featured political correspondent, Rowland Ratsky, manning the live news cellphone hotline from inside the top floor stationary cupboard at London's Teflon Tony Towers – HQ of the Bliar Foundation - for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

True to form - the biggest liar in history since the Damascene days of his perjurious money-grubbing precursors, Ananias n Sapphira – Tony 'Miranda' Bliar - the former New Labour Slime Minister – is out to apply every dirty deed dodge in his Brussels-issued black propaganda handbook to prevent Britain quitting the totalitarian fascist EUSSR Federation.

Interviewed by one of Sky News’ split-arsed hacks, Ms Dopey Grudge, Bliar opined “I think it’s absolutely necessary that Brexit doesn’t happen due the fact every passing day reveals fresh evidence – well, propaganda really - that if we're not under Brussels' thumb – or jackboot, if you like – then Britain is going to be even more broken than it has been since I became Prime Minister in 1997 – politically and economically. But fortunately my PR people have got the moronic common herd public's opinion moving in the right direction – to hold a second referendum – and this time do the right thing and vote Remain – then I can be EUSSR President after that alkie tosser, Jean-Claude Drunkard steps – or falls - down."

Opening the next page of his lie sheet prompt list, Bliar - a creature of deceit who couldn't tell the Truth if he didn't have a lie ready - continued: “This time last year Britain was the fastest growing economy in the entire Universe – and only thanks to our privileged EU membership - yet since the June 2016 Brexit vote we're now the slowest this side of Alpha Centauri Major – and on a par with basket case Somalia and Venezuala."

“Our savings ratio is at the lowest ebb since time began, the international vulture investment community thinks we're such a bad credit risk that even payday loan sharks like Gash Cash and Slick Quid - let alone the IMF - refuse to deal with the Treasury. Our currency’s depreciated 10-12% against the North Korean won and Polish zloty; investment in gaming casinos and brothels has dropped 30%; living standards for homeless people are stagnating - and none of this would have occurred if we'd joined the single Euro currency as I wanted – then we could have qualified for endless bail-out funds – the same as Greece."

Despite describing the 8th June snap election vote as being a total balls-up and a Tory fubar, Bliar praised Labour's leadership ability to enthuse voters with employing the very same strategy he used to great effect while in office – a pack of bare-faced lies and the occasional dodgy dossier.

“I actually thought, at the beginning of Labour's election campaign, they were going to be trounced and routed without me - or my bestest ever pal, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, at the helm. But I reckon what happened was not so much anyone actually liking this weirdy-beardy Corbyn character but simply despising Terry Mayhem and the Tory campaign for their austerity policies."

"However - and I say this absolutely up front and without reservations - I’ve got to pay tribute to Corbyn's tactical use of deceit and disingenuous election promises during the campaign – to generate a sense of 'something for nothing' enthusiasm via the more scent than substance pledge of free university educations that mobilised the gullible youth voter demographic to get off their lazy arses and put a pencilled cross in the right box on a ballot sheet."

"Seriously, I completely buy the illusory money tree system of innovative fiscal policy narrative line – the creative accounting / smoke n mirrors financial conjuring methodology of Corbynomics: 2+2=7 – promising freebie university tuition and cancelling any and all student debt incurred to date – as the same line of bullshit patter worked for me with the dodgy 'Incoming - 45 minutes' weapons of mass distraction dossier we employed to justify the illegal invasion of Iraq.”

"So let's face the ironic truth. The common herd demographic will swallow any old bullshit - if their perception of facts and figures are manipulated skilfully via our compliant mass media machines – the red top gutter press tabloids and the taxpayer-funded – albeit Establishment controlled - Biased Broadcasting Service. All the brain dead public are interested in is discount Prosecco, cheap holidays in Spain, whose top dog in Premier League soccer - and the next scheduled episodes of such tripe as Big Brother, the X-Factor and I'm a Celebrity."

"Then we have the next recipe for disaster with Terry Mayhem's Nasty Party limping on with a severely diminished majority - and mutinous cabinet dissent burgeoning in every corner, crook and cranny - all after ousting her bony arse for calling the star-crossed snap election - the biggest Tory mistake since the last whopping Tory mistake – Posh Dave Scameron risking a Brexit referendum – and the cabinet now focused on diversionary 'blame game' tactics instead of Brexit negotiations."

"The European Round Table of Corporate Controllers has branded Mrs Mayhem's Brexit wish list a joke and intend to block any Brexit deal that does not comply to their demands – plus the election of France's new Sun King - Emmanuel Macaroni - changes the political dynamics of Europe – which will henceforth comprise an inner and outer circle."

"Reform is now on the EU's agenda and Britain can be part of that favoured inner circle if only the moronic sheeple would wake up and declare they want to remain a part of Europe – and sign up for the Euro single currency - plus accept freedom of movement for a few million Muslim Jolly Jihad terrorist refugees who want to settle around the UK."

Conversely former UKIP leader, the indestructible Nigel Barrage – an incumbent Brussels MEP – also spoke with Sky News interviewer Gropey Sludge, and castigated Bliar's black propaganda rhetoric in the strongest terms.
“Any canny sod with half a functioning brain can deduce that Teflon Tony’s simply demonstrating why he's one of the most disliked living figures in the history of the known Universe."

“Bliar's an evasive, opportunistic wanker who wants to reverse the result of a democratic referendum and making it bloody obvious that any underhand criminal means possible will be deployed to stop us leaving the totalitarian EUSSR compliance state. Plus there's treachery at every turn as it's a full year since the In / Out referendum and the Tories have only just got round to reluctantly starting Brexit negotiations – with Terry Maybot's own Tory cabinet Remoaners dragging their feet at each opportunity to frustrate and screw up a clean Brexit process that benefits Britain.”

"The referendum wasn’t about a rule here or a rule there being amended - it was about supremacy of law – who governs Britain. And that's 'We, the People' - not a bunch of unelected Brussels-based kleptocrats – or their EU Round Table Corporatocracy special interests bosses."
"Obviously, as has been his political career fault throughout. Bliar wasn't listening to the heartbeat of public opinion or the nature of the debate that's going on in the pubs, the clubs and at school gates - but Brexit was our majority voice that we want to govern ourselves – free and unhindered by the fascist, control freak EUSSR Federation."

Hmmm, Bliar's like the anti-Christ – serving a diabolical Master – whose sole purpose is to generate disharmony.

As to Jeremy 'Two Votes' Corbyn and his beg n borrow fiscal system of 'Corbynomics' - a fantasy versus reality check is required on this one as it reads like Dickens' Christmas Carol – this shambolic Labour ambition – wet dream, more like - which they have no idea how to fund - to write off all student debt at a cost of £100 billion quid – that shadow education secretary Angela Rayner admitted was a huge amount – but (and here's the crunch) the Labour party would not commit to doing it "unless we can afford to."

WTF? When they can afford to? How about NEVER? And that factor's gonna cop Labour a winning Youth vote majority now the cat's outa the bag?

Thought for the day. Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar, from whatever aspect of the moral compass he's viewed, is a self-indulgent, egocentric creature of diminishing returns – a political sideliner representing corporate elitist cartels – specifically in this case, the Brussels Malbolge.

Forever an emissary of treacherous roguery and shenanigans of the highest order of seditious felony - in the 1983 General Election canvassing manifesto, as prospective Labour MP for Sedgefield, Bliar stated ‘We’ll negotiate a withdrawal from the EEC (aka EUSSR) which has drained our natural resources and destroyed jobs.’
Then in grand political hypocrisy fashion, in 2005, Bliar contradicted his own lying ass with: ‘I am a passionate pro-European. I always have been.’

Teflon Tony's the type of tosser that dogs bark at as he walks down the street – and who prompts one to count their fingers if they've been unfortunate enough to being coerced into shaking hands with him.

He's a closet case scrote – a jukebox politico - shove a few bob in and he'll sing any song you like – for the stooge antics of this clown push the breaking strain limits of tolerant patience.

For all his traitorous deeds and evil chicanery, Bliar's temporal existence will prove irrelevant to the world – and history will not treat him – nor Bush and the Neo-Con ZioNazi cabal – nor today's Brexit Remaniacs - kindly.

What a finer – and safer – world it would be if this opportunistic, cross-dressing graft and corruption-ridden Ninth Circle paedo-sodomite Satanist – Teflon Tony - had been strangled at birth – to ensure the eradication his venal Satanic gene line – and rabid dogs trained to cock a leg against Phony Tony's tombstone and piss on his grave.

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1 comment:

Tym R said...

Ha! Didn't need a crystal ball or Mystic Meg to predict that retraction.