NHS Claim Transgender Dysphoria Contagious

In today’s ‘Lunatic Fringe Club’ exposé counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering gender bending hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Mollie McSkanger, manning the live news smart phone hotline from outside Dr Freddy Frankenberg's Harley Street 'Nip n Tuck' celebrity sex change clinic for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

As local GP appointments now take up to six months to schedule, the Tory Nasty Party government plans to rip up the rule book on switching sex – so members of the public suffering gender dysphoria crises will henceforth be free to choose their own gender legally - without the need for a doctor's medical diagnosis to determine if they were kitted out with a cock and pair of bollocks – or a snatch – at birth.

The political correctness hysteria brigade's LGBT chapter are protesting the need for gender benders to be assessed and diagnosed by clinicians as intrusive under current regulations – by which men have to stick with cross-dressing for two years as their 'desired female gender' before they can legally use the ladies toilets and sit down to pee.

Desperate Dan look-alike, Justin Greenthing, the Nasty Party's androgynous ginger-mingin Minister for Muff-Diving Dykes & Cross-Dressing Inequalities, informed one press hack from the Mad March Hare Gazette she wanted to cut the stigma faced by batshit bonkers 'trans-persons' so they can choose their sex legally without the need for a medical diagnosis of gender dysphoria.
Hence men will be able to identify themselves as women - and women as men - then have their respective birth certificates amended to record the new choice of gender: Adam to Eve – or Sibyl to Steve.

Mr Greenthing's announcement comes in the wake of the Tory's cross-dressing dipshit of a Prime Minister, Testosterone Terry Mayhem, suggesting - just prior to the House of Conmans summer shut down last week - that she / he was preparing to reform the Gender Recognition Act, complaining that 'when it comes to civil rights and protections for cross-dressing transvestites - like myself - there is still a long way to go'.

At present both males and female have to provide evidence that they have been in transition for at least two years – with men dosing up on Split Arse oestrogen hormones and women knocking back daily shots of Cock Grow - before they can legally apply to change their gender.

Mr Greenthing – who, like the Met Plod Squad's boss, Cressy Dick, is in a Sapphic 'strapacocktome' sexual relationship with another woman – informed the media that the government was building on the progress of tackling prejudice made in the five decades since the partial decriminalisation of homosexuality.

Here Greenthing was referring to The Sexual Offences Act 1967 which legalised private homosexual acts between men over the age of 21 – and was the planned precursor by bumboy Parliamentary Masonic secret handshake brotherhood sodomite scum to lower the age of consent to five and hence legalise paedophilia for their moneyed, elitist PIE membership cronies and cohorts.

'We will build on the significant progress we have made over the past 50 years, tackling some of the historic prejudices that still persist in our laws and giving LGBT pinkies a real say on the issues affecting them – especially the removal of the Holy Bible's Old Testament Leviticus chapter that categorises them as an 'abomination'.'

However, now down to the actually 'nitty-gritty' of this issue – which is to shut up the nay-sayers as the entire 650 House of Conmans Kosher Nostra stooges go 'on holiday' for a few weeks and pre-empt violent protests across the swathe of our once-sceptred isle regarding the BBC's contracted appointment of Broadlurch actress Jodie Shittaker as the first split-arsed 'female of the species' to assume the role of Dr Who.

In a vain attempt to be heard – regardless of having fuck all of any significance to say, Labour leader Mrs Jemima Corbyn – (one time sax player with the Harriet & the Hermaphrodites girlie band – covertly comprised of several very confused men suffering from a cock vs pussy complex) - informed a media hack from the Shemale Review that Tory leader Terry Mayhem would have his support if she allowed trans-persons to 'self-identify' their gender.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, while Islam and Sharia Law are culturally incompatible with western Christian values – hence the clash of civilisations' conundrum – so too is the LGBT clique philosophy culturally incompatible with Christian moral values and teachings.

And to demonstrate how fucking stupid they really are involved with bizarre attempts to placate the frenzied delirium of the LGBT gang and their gender juggling mates, Testosterone Terry Mayhem's Tory government also announced that in keeping with the New World Order's Agenda 21 (now revised / postponed to 2030) mass population cull project schedule, legislation is being cobbled together to make it easier for gay men to become blood donors - and kick start an African scale AIDS contagion epidemic across the EUSSR – and beyond.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Kiddie Vendor Cops Fascist Council Fine

In today’s ‘Local Authority Totalitarian Tosspots’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our council jobsworth-baiting media hack - 'Wicked Wendy' McSkanger - locked, loaded n ready with her 'private eye' body cam running 24/7 at her Smegmadale-on-Sea promenade-based 'legal high' recreational drugs stall for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

While Wicked Wendy mans her sea front stall - intent on the entrapment of local council community enforcement kleptocrat psychos trying to slap her with a commission-based mega-bucks fiscal penalty for breaching some non-existent bylaw – a wee five-year-old Criminella Spicerack has been fined £150 quid by the London Borough of Skidrow Hamlets Council for selling 50 pence shots of home-brewed Jäger Bombs and Flaming Blue Jesus hooch to festival goers.

Criminella's father, Ron Spicerack, told one gutter press hack from the Fascist Gazette that his daughter had set up the stall outside their house on the corner of Bell End Road in London to serve her home-made 'refreshments' to the passing legions of music fans on their way to the area's Lovebox Festival last weekend – in the hope of raising enough cash to fund her wish list trans-gender surgery op' - before she actually reaches puberty.

Mr Spicerack added that his daughter was quite taken with the idea of setting up a pocket money-spinning grog stall outside the front garden gate and had been busy brewing and distilling her very own moonshine blends over the previous week - ready to lubricate the thirsty palates of the Lovebox Festival crowds intent on getting a bit of a pre-concert buzz on.

"Little Crimmy just wanted to put a smile on people's faces an' woz really proud of herself. But she'd only flogged a couple of shots when four of the council's overzealous Community Enforcement Officers – contracted from the local Renta-Thug Security Agency – and customarily staffed by low-life reivers, rascals, and rapscallions - appeared on the scene, turned on their mobile camera and began recitin' the effin' riot act from a big script an' tellin' her she didn't have a tradin' licence an' woz goin' ter jail if she didn't cough up the £150 nicker fine out of her piggy bank."

"I ain't jokin' cos I woz right gobsmacked when she runs inter the house an shoves this 'Fixed Penalty Notice # 08335' under me nose, screamin': 'Daddy, Daddy, that nasty fat fuck skullcrawler bitch wiv the camera an' handcuffs sez I'm gonna go ter prison fer sellin' drinks ter the punters wot's off ter the music festival an' I gotta rip Peppa Pig's guts out fer the cash an' give them £150 quid wot I got saved up fer me testosterone hormones an' sex change.'"

Horrified by the threats to her daughter from the local uniformed control freak Psycho Squad, Mrs Bev Spicerack, a 17-year old Polish mother of three, sporting her in-vogue Croydon facelift hairdo, went out to confront the shiny buttons quartet.

"Well I saw effin' red an' sez ter the fuckers 'Why don't yer just tell me little princess that she can't sell her drinkies on the street wivout proper permission from the council an' not threaten her wiv a stint in prison' – at which point this 'schwein im schlüpfer' (pig in knickers) neurotic dyke slag wiv bad teeth an' gallopin' halitosis goes inter hysteria mode an sez: "I put it down ter bad parentin' - lettin' yer daughter sell cheap plonk from a pavement stall - an' if yer don't watch yer effin' step we can have our mates from the social services come round an' snatch yer little darlin' - an' her effin' sisters - an' foster the fuckin' lot out ter the Westminster Kiddie Fiddlers Club."

For the trivia / of no consequence record the Lovebox Festival was held in Victoria Park on the Friday and Saturday of last weekend and featured performances by international stars such as Over-Ripe Blancmange, Irish Mixed Grill, Paddy Power Nap, Dog Wankers and the internationally-acclaimed Batshit Bonkers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4715550/Girl-five-fined-150-opening-lemonade-stand.html

Do you live in Skidrow Hamlet's Bell End Road post code area? Have you been issued with a Fixed Penalty Notice by some uniformed psycho-thug - for feeding homeless pensioners – unconsciously 'treading n spreading' some other canine-owner twat's un-scooped dogshit in the park - or even pissing in the wind?

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Thought for the day. The fucking world has gone MAD – and it's not all Zionist Israel's - nor Donald Chump's – nor the EUSSR Brussels kleptocrats' fault either. Like Charity – Insanity obviously starts at home.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Sun King Pledges Allegiance to Zion

In this morning’s ‘Hypocrisy Unlimited’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in Zionist scandal-mongering 'chutzpah, hasbara, kvelling, hudaibiya and schadenfreude' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Speaking in Paris at an event to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the Vel D’Hiv 'Heebie-Jeebie' round-up - in which 13,152 French Jews were allegedly deported to Hitler's concentration camps in 1942 by Petain's 'vicious Vichy' Nazi stooge government - Frogland's newly-elected President, Emmanuel Macron, yesterday publicly re-elucidated the definition of anti-Zionism – branding it as a form of anti-Semitism.

Blackmailed into political compliance by the Zionist's pernicious Holohoax Industry, Macron's biased opinion further includes anti-Israel sentiment - (i.e. any and all censure or criticism of the apartheid Zionist state – or it's barbaric treatment of the Arab Muslim 'Semite' Palestinian population or – er – Palestine – or what was Palestine before the Zionist terrorist thug Stern Gang, Haganah and Irgun usurped it by force of arms in 1948 under the United Nations-approved pretext that they were God's Chosen People - and Palestine the Promised Land).

What a display of gross sycophantic hypocrisy – chutzpah bar none – to even mention, let alone commemorate, Nazi concentration camps when the Zionist Israeli racist Death Cult ideology bloc have the 1:8 million Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip enclave besieged inside their Great Apartheid Wall – creating the biggest concentration camp in the history of barbaric human rights abuse.

Addressing Israel's hard line Jabotinskyist (a die-hard follower of Ze’ev Jabot the Hutt) Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo and Paris-based Rabbi 'Manny the Moel' Snipcock - who the protocols of political propaganda determined should attended the event - President Macaroni declared “We will never surrender to the message of anti-Zionism as it is a re-invention of anti-Semitism – and I intend to criminalised this BDS campaign and prosecute its activists."

Well the all-new Sun King – Emmanuel Mackerel - now as morally bankrupt as the Knesset's Edomite Mafia - proves he's a Gorf (backward Frog) and is either a prize Israeli arse-kisser - or as thick as pig shit – if he swallows the anti-Israel = anti-Zionism = anti-Semitism line - and a pro-Israeli-Zionist shill – or Sayanim Hasbara Club gopher to boot - after being awarded the Grand Brown Nose Order of Zion by Israel's Bobo Nuttyahoo.

So why the fuck is the Sun King sucking up to this racist psycho 'Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jew of convenience' Nuttyahoo and his xenophobic Likit Party apartheid-fixated Zionist regime? What's the blackmail angle – sodomite bum sex felching parties or perfidious pederasty? Doubtless being an ex-Rothshite crime syndicate bankster has some ransom-worthy extortion factor attached.

Or is the Kosher Kid stance related to his scandalous bottle blonde octogenarian paedophile partner / ex-school teacher, Bridgette Marie-Claude Troglodyte – who seduced the-then 15-year old Manny Microsoft via the tried, tested n proven Marianne Faithfull method - with bars of the Troglodyte family's dark chocolate product stuffed up her middle-age snatch?

Let's get realistic here – this is the twat who claims he doesn't give media interviews as he's so fucking smart that gutter press hacks can't understand his 'thought processes'.
We just gotta pose the question - is the Jesuit-schooled (NLP / brainwashed) President 'Granny Shagger' Macaroni really Sun King material - a reincarnation of the bonkers Bourbon line – a Louis XVII in mortal form - or a Bonyfart dictator clone - Napoleon IV, perhaps?

These boasted 'higher thought processes' besides, it's glaringly fucking obvious that Macron's intellectually challenged if he actually believes Israel's official hasbara line – this delusional racist ideology that promotes the fantasy that they are God's 'chosen people' bestowed with a superior culture (stealing Palestinian lands and human rights abuse) – and that anti-Zionism equates with Jew-hating anti-Semitism.
And while Nuttyahoo's Zionist regime are still busy searching for that 'Final Solution' to their ‘Palestinian problem’ - criticism of Israel remains 'Mesira' – forbidden!

Right, now down to the nitty-gritty. Is a Semite a Jew? No! Semitism is simply a term the Zionist hasbara (propaganda) scumsters have hijacked and patented as their very own hate symbol with the prefix of 'anti'.

A Semite is quite simply a speaker of any of the Semitic languages - a branch of the Afro-Asiatic language genre originating in the Middle East.
Aramaic, Arabic; Ge'ez; Akkadian; Tigrinya; Sabaen; Hebrew; Syriac; Mehri and Maltese – collectively spoken by more than 330 million people – including Israelis and Palestinians.

Thus, via the route of logical progression, we arrive at the ridiculously preposterous denouement that an 'anti-Semite' is a person who bears ill-founded animosity – or 'hates' – speakers of the Semitic language group – a widespread factional congregation comprised of all manner of racial – and too religious - categories – in order of majority, Muslim, Christian, Jewish and Pagan – etcetera, et al.

To wit, ignore the 'Balforian' Chosen People / Promised Land fantasy, for the disenfranchised Palestinian populations of the ever-diminishing West Bank military occupied territories – 'and' the marginalised Gaza Strip – besieged inside the IDF's Great Apartheid Wall prison – are collectively Semites and the same gene line as their racist Israeli oppressors. All that differentiates them is religion – Islam / Muslim vs Judaism / Jew.

Hence if anti-Israeli / anti-Zionist rhetoric viz criticism and censure are to be classed as anti-Semitic transnational criminal activity offences – along with activist support for the Boycott, Divestments and Sanctions campaign - then is support of Palestine going to fall into the same criminal act category – along with any mention of their Holocaust – their Shoah – the 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe) when their historic homeland was usurped and stolen in bloodbath slaughter fashion by the Zionist terror gangs and renamed Israel?

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While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid rabbis, noncing nobles, French Sun King wannabes, Zionist political ponces, corruption-ridden porky IDF sleazers, manky Mossad Kidon hit squads, Edomite Mafiosa, shifty shekel-mongering Shylock banksters, Black Cube private spy agents, self-delusional meddling Masorites – and the legions of strategically-invested crypto-Jews of convenience that promote the insidious cult of Zionism might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Pegasus / Echelon / X-Keyscore / Evident / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

HS2: The Great 'Railroaded' Farce

In this morning’s ‘A Tory Party Guide to Squandering Taxpayers' Money’ exposé edition we bring you the latest in scandal-mongering 'train spotting' gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

The winners of the first tranche of £6.6 zillion quids-worth of construction contracts to build the initial phase of the controversial HS2 rail system linking London and Brumistan have been announced by the government.

Broken Britain's major civil engineering firms Balfour Beatty, Carillion and Costain are among the most favoured Masonic secret handshake club consortium players who footed the best 'facilitation fees' (bribes) to cop a big slice of the construction pie to build tunnels, bridges and embankments – an undertaking that will 'support' (not create) 16,000 jobs – (that are already filled) - and make a total fuck up of our green and pleasant land's environment across the first stretch of the proposed high speed rail line – with the final routes of the Manchester and Leeds branches due to be announced sometime before (or after) 2036 – which will include a decision regarding the currently planned HS2 path through the middle of Sheffield – or to actually go around it and avoid the contentious demolition of the newly-built Scally Hill social housing estate.

The Nasty Party's expense-fiddling Transport Secretary, Chris 'Sleazebag' Graything, opined to one gutter press hack from the Choo-Choo Review " The contracts to design and build areas of the high speed rail line have been split into five geographic groups: 'north, south, east, west' – and 'further north'. Plus we're making a cash offer (aka 'bribes') to farmers and housing residents on the HS2 route to fold their tents and fuck off to live elsewhere."

"As well as providing desperately needed new seats - so Jeremy Corbyn doesn't have to sit on the carriage floor - and better connecting our major Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist hubs - HS2 will help rebalance our economy - as we'll have to borrow lots of money off the IMF to pay for it."

The skin-head, gay-bashing 'attack dog' Graything – Tory MP for Epsom Salts – is regarded around the House of Conmans as simply an aggressive thug and gobshite - whose unimpressive political career track record reveals the wanker fucks up whatever he lays a hand to – as instanced by his Works & Pensions Secretary stint - which left 100,000 staff redundant in offices around the country – then as Justice Secretary - with zero legal background – in which role his masterpiece of innovation was to ban books in prisons. And to add insult to injury, is equally fucking clueless when it comes down to transport – especially so train services and carving fucking great railroad cuttings through the heart of our once-sceptred isle's greenbelt - and housing estates.

The inept Transport Minister further informed the Choo-Choo Review "There's simply too many people commuting and HS2 will allow more trains to be servicing routes and slash the inter-city journey times by 50% . Then the plebes can get to the office to start work earlier – and the provision's there for a spot of overtime before heading back home in the evenings."

Too many people? Hmmm, there's the foundation stone for a fresh 'Halt on Immigration' argument. Deport all the EUSSR economic migrants back to their respective Third World Eastern European dumps and free up a stack of jobs – and train seats - then using the ancient Briton Iceni / Celtic gene line as a base reference point, ship the unemployed Anglo-Saxons back to Deutschland – starting with the Kraut-Greek welfare benefit scrounger clique squatting at the top of The Mall – in Fuckingham Palace – at the taxpayers' expense.

In a later interview with Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr on the Biased Broadcasting Corporation's 'Knobhead Hour' programme, Graything stated for the public record – and much to the mirth of studio staff - that as long as he's in charge of the high-speed rail network project, it will all be 'on time (2026) - on budget (£56 billion quid) - and the government has a pretty good idea of what it might all cost' (Que? WTF?).

Challenged by Marr on this point, Graything disputed a report released last Friday, detailing a study by quantity surveyor Michael Bung - who estimated the cost of HS2 could balloon to more than £100 billion nicker by 2036 - making it the most expensive railway in the known Universe – to which the intellectually-challenged Graything – devoid of any quantity surveying nor cost estimate experience - responded with his customary unqualified arrogance – branding Bung's research and report as "utter nonsense".

Nice, London to 'grim-up-north' Manchester in an hour. But WTF is the point of HS2 if the likes of Notwork Rail and Rattle Track are still running the show - or cutting the travel time from London to Brumistan by a third if the self-same incompetent, not-fit-for-purpose train operators – Worst Group; Southern Discomfort Trains; Ripoff Derailment; Sardine Mainline; First Crapita Connect; Caledonian Creeper and Snail-Rail - all with Biblical scale failure records of delays, cancelled services and strikes - are still operating the system?

Minister Graything needs to adopt the fabled Mussolini Theory factor and get the fucking things running on time.

In fact, before this clot goes any further with the fatally-flawed expanded end-product HS2 wish list scheme / scam - to link John O' Goats to Land's Bend - he – or some fucker responsible for damage control regarding Tory fubars – should remind the twat of his past 'less than stellar' performances as a minister of state – and urge he pass the ball to more capable 'experienced' hands.

Perhaps someone with a knowledge of 'railways' – for no fucker or their dog has held the vital government portfolio since the halcyon days of steam-driven trains - before that venal tosser Beeching dissolved British Railways and opened the door to 'for profit' privatisation' and the Rattle-Track / Snail Rail train services.

Thought for the day. Ouch! Thinking back to the Practical Pig Rail snafu - who ceased trading in 2003 following the Baconsfield disaster at Malfunction Junction.
The faster these HS2 trains are planned to go – the bigger the fuck up when they derail or hit something head on.

Bollocks – if the Nasty Party are out to waste taxpayers' money on white jumbo-sized fubars when the advent of driverless cars is just around the corner - then let's spend the £100 billion divorce fee the EUSSR are trying to extort for Brexit – and £56 billion quid 'minimum' cost of the HS2 snafu - on re-vitalising our coal and steel industries – and kick start a key apprenticeship programme to restock Britain's depleted craftsman population.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Bliar, Brexit n Corbynomics Fantasy

In today’s ‘Culture of Treason’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline rodent-featured political correspondent, Rowland Ratsky, manning the live news cellphone hotline from inside the top floor stationary cupboard at London's Teflon Tony Towers – HQ of the Bliar Foundation - for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

True to form - the biggest liar in history since the Damascene days of his perjurious money-grubbing precursors, Ananias n Sapphira – Tony 'Miranda' Bliar - the former New Labour Slime Minister – is out to apply every dirty deed dodge in his Brussels-issued black propaganda handbook to prevent Britain quitting the totalitarian fascist EUSSR Federation.

Interviewed by one of Sky News’ split-arsed hacks, Ms Dopey Grudge, Bliar opined “I think it’s absolutely necessary that Brexit doesn’t happen due the fact every passing day reveals fresh evidence – well, propaganda really - that if we're not under Brussels' thumb – or jackboot, if you like – then Britain is going to be even more broken than it has been since I became Prime Minister in 1997 – politically and economically. But fortunately my PR people have got the moronic common herd public's opinion moving in the right direction – to hold a second referendum – and this time do the right thing and vote Remain – then I can be EUSSR President after that alkie tosser, Jean-Claude Drunkard steps – or falls - down."

Opening the next page of his lie sheet prompt list, Bliar - a creature of deceit who couldn't tell the Truth if he didn't have a lie ready - continued: “This time last year Britain was the fastest growing economy in the entire Universe – and only thanks to our privileged EU membership - yet since the June 2016 Brexit vote we're now the slowest this side of Alpha Centauri Major – and on a par with basket case Somalia and Venezuala."

“Our savings ratio is at the lowest ebb since time began, the international vulture investment community thinks we're such a bad credit risk that even payday loan sharks like Gash Cash and Slick Quid - let alone the IMF - refuse to deal with the Treasury. Our currency’s depreciated 10-12% against the North Korean won and Polish zloty; investment in gaming casinos and brothels has dropped 30%; living standards for homeless people are stagnating - and none of this would have occurred if we'd joined the single Euro currency as I wanted – then we could have qualified for endless bail-out funds – the same as Greece."

Despite describing the 8th June snap election vote as being a total balls-up and a Tory fubar, Bliar praised Labour's leadership ability to enthuse voters with employing the very same strategy he used to great effect while in office – a pack of bare-faced lies and the occasional dodgy dossier.

“I actually thought, at the beginning of Labour's election campaign, they were going to be trounced and routed without me - or my bestest ever pal, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, at the helm. But I reckon what happened was not so much anyone actually liking this weirdy-beardy Corbyn character but simply despising Terry Mayhem and the Tory campaign for their austerity policies."

"However - and I say this absolutely up front and without reservations - I’ve got to pay tribute to Corbyn's tactical use of deceit and disingenuous election promises during the campaign – to generate a sense of 'something for nothing' enthusiasm via the more scent than substance pledge of free university educations that mobilised the gullible youth voter demographic to get off their lazy arses and put a pencilled cross in the right box on a ballot sheet."

"Seriously, I completely buy the illusory money tree system of innovative fiscal policy narrative line – the creative accounting / smoke n mirrors financial conjuring methodology of Corbynomics: 2+2=7 – promising freebie university tuition and cancelling any and all student debt incurred to date – as the same line of bullshit patter worked for me with the dodgy 'Incoming - 45 minutes' weapons of mass distraction dossier we employed to justify the illegal invasion of Iraq.”

"So let's face the ironic truth. The common herd demographic will swallow any old bullshit - if their perception of facts and figures are manipulated skilfully via our compliant mass media machines – the red top gutter press tabloids and the taxpayer-funded – albeit Establishment controlled - Biased Broadcasting Service. All the brain dead public are interested in is discount Prosecco, cheap holidays in Spain, whose top dog in Premier League soccer - and the next scheduled episodes of such tripe as Big Brother, the X-Factor and I'm a Celebrity."

"Then we have the next recipe for disaster with Terry Mayhem's Nasty Party limping on with a severely diminished majority - and mutinous cabinet dissent burgeoning in every corner, crook and cranny - all after ousting her bony arse for calling the star-crossed snap election - the biggest Tory mistake since the last whopping Tory mistake – Posh Dave Scameron risking a Brexit referendum – and the cabinet now focused on diversionary 'blame game' tactics instead of Brexit negotiations."

"The European Round Table of Corporate Controllers has branded Mrs Mayhem's Brexit wish list a joke and intend to block any Brexit deal that does not comply to their demands – plus the election of France's new Sun King - Emmanuel Macaroni - changes the political dynamics of Europe – which will henceforth comprise an inner and outer circle."

"Reform is now on the EU's agenda and Britain can be part of that favoured inner circle if only the moronic sheeple would wake up and declare they want to remain a part of Europe – and sign up for the Euro single currency - plus accept freedom of movement for a few million Muslim Jolly Jihad terrorist refugees who want to settle around the UK."

Conversely former UKIP leader, the indestructible Nigel Barrage – an incumbent Brussels MEP – also spoke with Sky News interviewer Gropey Sludge, and castigated Bliar's black propaganda rhetoric in the strongest terms.
“Any canny sod with half a functioning brain can deduce that Teflon Tony’s simply demonstrating why he's one of the most disliked living figures in the history of the known Universe."

“Bliar's an evasive, opportunistic wanker who wants to reverse the result of a democratic referendum and making it bloody obvious that any underhand criminal means possible will be deployed to stop us leaving the totalitarian EUSSR compliance state. Plus there's treachery at every turn as it's a full year since the In / Out referendum and the Tories have only just got round to reluctantly starting Brexit negotiations – with Terry Maybot's own Tory cabinet Remoaners dragging their feet at each opportunity to frustrate and screw up a clean Brexit process that benefits Britain.”

"The referendum wasn’t about a rule here or a rule there being amended - it was about supremacy of law – who governs Britain. And that's 'We, the People' - not a bunch of unelected Brussels-based kleptocrats – or their EU Round Table Corporatocracy special interests bosses."
"Obviously, as has been his political career fault throughout. Bliar wasn't listening to the heartbeat of public opinion or the nature of the debate that's going on in the pubs, the clubs and at school gates - but Brexit was our majority voice that we want to govern ourselves – free and unhindered by the fascist, control freak EUSSR Federation."

Hmmm, Bliar's like the anti-Christ – serving a diabolical Master – whose sole purpose is to generate disharmony.

As to Jeremy 'Two Votes' Corbyn and his beg n borrow fiscal system of 'Corbynomics' - a fantasy versus reality check is required on this one as it reads like Dickens' Christmas Carol – this shambolic Labour ambition – wet dream, more like - which they have no idea how to fund - to write off all student debt at a cost of £100 billion quid – that shadow education secretary Angela Rayner admitted was a huge amount – but (and here's the crunch) the Labour party would not commit to doing it "unless we can afford to."

WTF? When they can afford to? How about NEVER? And that factor's gonna cop Labour a winning Youth vote majority now the cat's outa the bag?

Thought for the day. Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar, from whatever aspect of the moral compass he's viewed, is a self-indulgent, egocentric creature of diminishing returns – a political sideliner representing corporate elitist cartels – specifically in this case, the Brussels Malbolge.

Forever an emissary of treacherous roguery and shenanigans of the highest order of seditious felony - in the 1983 General Election canvassing manifesto, as prospective Labour MP for Sedgefield, Bliar stated ‘We’ll negotiate a withdrawal from the EEC (aka EUSSR) which has drained our natural resources and destroyed jobs.’
Then in grand political hypocrisy fashion, in 2005, Bliar contradicted his own lying ass with: ‘I am a passionate pro-European. I always have been.’

Teflon Tony's the type of tosser that dogs bark at as he walks down the street – and who prompts one to count their fingers if they've been unfortunate enough to being coerced into shaking hands with him.

He's a closet case scrote – a jukebox politico - shove a few bob in and he'll sing any song you like – for the stooge antics of this clown push the breaking strain limits of tolerant patience.

For all his traitorous deeds and evil chicanery, Bliar's temporal existence will prove irrelevant to the world – and history will not treat him – nor Bush and the Neo-Con ZioNazi cabal – nor today's Brexit Remaniacs - kindly.

What a finer – and safer – world it would be if this opportunistic, cross-dressing graft and corruption-ridden Ninth Circle paedo-sodomite Satanist – Teflon Tony - had been strangled at birth – to ensure the eradication his venal Satanic gene line – and rabid dogs trained to cock a leg against Phony Tony's tombstone and piss on his grave.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Hammond in Denial: Resorts to Lies

In this morning’s ‘Arrogance Beyond Borders’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from 10 Downing Street's cabinet meeting room tea boy, Jack 'Fly-On-The-Wall' McScally – manning the smart phone leak-line for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Nasty Party's Chancellor of the Exchequer, Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, originally refused to admit or deny that he failed to engage brain before opening gob and committing an act of brazen hubris during a meeting of the Tory 'millionaire cabinet' earlier this week by commenting that public sector workers are 'overpaid'.

Hmmm, such chutzpah's a bit 'rich' coming from that obnoxious, tax-dodging moneyed tosser - for whom the current 'austerity policy' applies to every other fucker and their dog – but not the 650 MP wankers populating the House of Conmans – nor their sleazebag contemporaries infesting the Upper House of Frauds – claiming £300 quid a day for turning up for an Irish power nap on the chamber's comfy red leather seats.

Hammond, the lacklustre MP for Runnynose – but actually lives many miles away – with all his posh, rich crony pals in Surrey's snobby stockbroker belt central of Send – pockets an annual salary of £145,492 quid - plus mega-bucks expenses – and has now taken a leaf out of ex-Labour leader Tony Bliar's book and resorted to telling porky pies viz his unqualified arrogant remarks that public sector workers are paid too much – regardless of the leaked fact fellow cabinet ministers objected to his 'overpaid' comments – and PM Terry Mayhem actually reprimanded the pillock – telling him to 'watch his mouth' as the Tories were in enough shit already - thanks to her misguided snap election call.

Hmmm, little wonder the Tory gang are referred to as the 'Nasty Party'

While being interviewed by Andrew 'Bat-Ears' Marr during a guest appearance on the BBC's 'Scumbags Hour' programme, Hammond was repeatedly badgered over whether he'd stated that public sector workers were 'overpaid' at Tuesday's cabinet meeting – to which he replied "This is a relative question over the relationship between public and private sector pay – and public being 10% higher – so I'm not going to repeat what was said earlier and got me in the shit with Terrible Terry – hence I'm exercising political privilege and going to lie. However, I do here and now categorically reject claims that I made a sexist remark about women being able to drive trains."

"I think the people doing this shit-stirring and trying to get me fired simply need to ease upon their Prosecco consumption if they're not happy with the agenda I'm trying to advance, of ensuring that we achieve a Brexit agreement which is focused on coughing up the £100 billion nicker divorce fee the EU Federation are demanding and keeping the Brussels kleptocrats happy."

Conversely, the gospel according to cabinet meeting room tea boy, Jack McScally, "Old Dandruff's a lyin' git – cos wot he sed woz that drivin' a train's that effin' easy that even a fuckin' woman can do it. That's a bit like his job – Chancellor – must be easy if twat's like Dandruff an' his snobby coke-snortin' predecessor, Gideon Osborne, can do it. Wot a fuckin' laugh that is too – just look at the state of Broken Britain's effin' economy - all thanks ter their collective incompetence an' gross mismanagement."

"Then yer gotta remember that Dandruff's the victim of a briefin' war wiv ministers jockeyin' fer the top dog position ter succeed Terry Maybot when they force her ter quit on a 'no confidence' vote this Autumn after the Repeal Bill gets kicked back – not only cos he's a total arsehole an' as popular as a leper at a christenin' - but over him bein' a pro-EUSSR brown-nosin' shill an' his Remainiac stance on Brexit."

"Mark my effin' words – the Maybot's gonna be gone before Bonfire Night – an' Dandruff wiv her – exiled ter the back benches – or editin' some red top gutter press tabloid like that wanker Osborne - an' old Pob-face Mick Gove touted ter be the party leader."

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Remainiacs Flock to Kill Brexit Repeal Bill

In today’s ‘Democracy Betrayed' political treason exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

In an unprecedented 'gobbing off' session while in his cups, following a boozy lunch with 'kiss n tell' gutter press hacks at Westminster's Pit Bull & Pikey pub, the gospel according to Sir Anus Morse-Code head of Broken Britain's National Audit Office financial watchdog, reads like a death sentence for PM Terry Mayhem’s Nasty Party government – who are putting a successful Brexit programme at risk due her fucked up style of leadership.

"The Maybot's a walking disaster who doesn't know her menopausal arse from her tennis elbow - with Shitehall departments being left to struggle blindly along regarding the trials and tribulations of Brexit – and 99% of these intellectually-challenged civil service jobsworths are incapable of making a decision on their own - lest it backfires and reflects negatively on career promotion chances – or their final salary-based gold plated pension figure."

"Since Mayhem was so stupid to call that snap election - deluding herself that she's as socially popular as Ed Sheeran with the common herd voters – a snafu that's left her kissing the arses of that vile DUP gang in Ulster to ensure their treacherous backing - the Tory Government could come apart like a Terry's chocolate orange – no pun intended – as Brexit poses the biggest socio-political hurdle for Broken Britain since the Battle of Hastings."

"Half the Tory front bench are a bunch of snakes, all after stabbing Mayhem in the back to grab the party leadership – especially that evil bottom-feeding plebe Andrew Mitchell and his pondscum cronies – and that's apart from Corbyn's Labour - the leaderless, emasculated Lib-Dums and the sheep-shagging Welsh Plaid Cymru clique – plus that short-arsed mental midget Nickerless Sturgeon and her north of the border fascist Scottish Nonce Party– a shabby cabal of self-seeking Remainiacs all out to derail the Great Repeal Bill, throw the Tories into further chaos - sparking another general election that will result in victory for Brussels – and that trouble-making, first generation boat jumper immigrant slut, Gina Miller – with the Brexit vote reversed."

"And just look at who's leading this pack of rabid cross-party attack dogs – none other than Keir 'I Want It All My Way' Stammer – the former Director of Public Prostitutions and Labour's chief rabble-rousing Remoaner – aiming to put Corbyn in 10 Downing Street and a Trotskyist junta running the affairs of state from the House of Conmans."

Ha, Keir Stammerer – whose only claim to fame was setting the Tesco Greedy Grocer Formula One speed record on a souped-up Segway around his Holborn constituency – now holds the post of shadow Brexit minister.
How the fuck can they have a 'shadow Brexit minister' if they're out to usurp and deny the will of the people and block Brexit? Better they re-title his post as Remainiac Minister.

Thought for the day. The Government’s European Union (Withdrawal) Bill, formerly known as the Great Repeal Bill, will nullify the European Communities Act 1972 and end Brussels' EUSSR totalitarian laws supremacy in the UK – with all 12,000 EU regulations applying to Broken Britain copied and pasted on to the UK statute book.

So why the fuck don't they get their proverbial collective political act together n stop squabbling like a bunch of aggie schoolkids n work in the national interest to get the best deal for Broken Britain - instead of all these pantomime histrionics - to ensure we have a fully functioning legal system on the day we leave the EUSSR?

Why? Due the fact we have a Fifth Column coterie of treasonous anti-Brexit MPs working with the EUSSR's kleptocrat hierarchy in bent Brussels to undermine the British national interest.

Bollocks, the only pair of perennially-whingeing tossers missing off the Labour 'Remoaner' bloc front bench are Statler and Waldorf.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Police Policy: Black Lives (Don't) Matter

In this morning’s ‘Thugs in Blue’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

An Avon and Somerset split-arsed Plod Squad officer has been charged for 'allegedly' (Que? WTF? Allegedly? There's a fucking video of her doing the dirty deed) tasering the police force’s very own Afro-Caribbean race relations advisor after the stupid bitch mistook him for a criminal suspect.

Following a covert six month conspiratorial attempt to whitewash the highly embarrassing incident and simply make it 'go away', the Independent Police Coverups Commission have given up and finally forwarded the file of evidence to the Crown Prosecution Service - conceding that the intellectually challenged WPC Claris Clott be charged with criminal assault for tasering Mr Judah Adunbi during a wrongful arrest incident in January of this year.

WPC Clott and her partner, PC Ron 'Pitbull' McGnasher, were searching the backstreets of Bristol for a crime suspect when they encountered Mr Adunbi, a perma sun-tanned 63-year-old grandfather – who objected to their racial profiling and resisted wrongful arrest – at which time Clott used her 50,000 volt Taser X26 electroshock / insta-coronary weapon to incapacitate him.

Ms Chlamydia Mingerot, spokesperson for the IPCC, informed one hack from the Daily Shitraker red top gutter press tabloid that "This unfortunate incident has been kicked around our offices since January in the hope it would die a natural death, then some rotten snitching scumbag has leaked the story to the media and the Black Lives Matter activist group. Hence we had to cover our own arses and thus forwarded the complaint to the CPS – who have now decided there is sufficient evidence - and it is in the public interest - to charge the officer responsible with criminal assault."

Chief Constable Andy Bogbrush released a press statement confirming that the trigger-happy WPC Clott had been suspended (on full pay) and charged with criminal assault for tasering Mr Adunbi - who paradoxically had been the central civic figure in decreasing tensions between Bristol's Plod Squad and the Bell Curve Social Housing Estate's predominantly black community – even establishing a special advisory group to improve race relations.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-39050431
Just watch de unadulterated video folks - faithfully captured on cam by a fellow anti-authoritarian anarchist.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, and in the wake of the recent spate of false flag Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist attacks across our once-sceptred isle the PTB want to arm the entire Plod Squad with real handguns and assault rifles? Talk about a recipe for disaster.

It's now become a case of not so much 'Thugs in Blue' – more at Armed n Dangerous Psychos – when some 60-odd year old grand-dad gets falsely collared (and tasered when he objects to his wrongful arrest) due the sad fact he's a darkie with a beard and dreadlocks.

Recent history demonstrates perfectly what a bunch of IQ-deficient thick twats they are, who can't differentiate between a Brazilian Catholic electrician and a Mid-Eastern Muslim terrorist - and shoot him a total overkill ten times in the skull (Stockwell tube station - Jean Charles da Silva e de Menezes - 22/07/2005).– and never get charged with murder – or even any form of censure for gross stupidity.
Nor the incompetent wanker in charge of that fatal fubar who copped a promotion instead – none other than today's top dog Met plod Cressida Dick – and regardless of her name suggesting otherwise - prefers sex with women as opposed to men.

Hence We, the common herd taxpaying voter demographic, are left to draw the obvious conclusion – official police policy is one of black lives 'don't' matter.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Labour's Covert Manifesto for High Treason

In today’s ‘Labour Party High Treason Plot' counter-culture exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering anti-Monarchist hot gossip from our Parliamentary 'nigga in de woodpile' mole, Spearchucker O'Dinga, manning the live news smart phone hotline from a broom cupboard in the House of Conmans Labour offices for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

A putrid pair of split-arsed Labour MPs are facing a nationwide wave of irate fury after moronically failing to engage brains before opening gobs and revealing a covert Corbynite plot to overthrow the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha royal scrounger blood line – by publicly agreeing to address the annual conference of a treasonous campaign group dedicated to scrapping the Monarchy - and the mega-bucks Civil List welfare benefits scam.

The menopausal seditionists in question are non other than shadow business minister, Chinless 'Race Card' Onwurah – the shot-up counterfeit Geordie MP for Newcastle upon Tyne (Central) – easily recognisable by its windswept coiffure resembling a soot-infested chimney sweep's brush – and the House of Conmans newly-elected ginger-mingin backbencher, Emma Bent Toad – MP for gentrification-obsessed / fire-hazard Kensington.

Onwurah and Bent Toad – a traitorous pair of wrinkly broomstick merchants - both looking to be a couple of shots behind with their Botox treatments – and the latter appearing as though she's the dress sense of some alkie bag lady that's been dragged through a hedge backwards - yesterday made a public announcement they would be 'none other' than 'guest speakers' at the anti-Monarchist Republic convocation in Newcastle this coming Saturday.

As though walking in the septic footsteps of Tariq Ali and other ingrate economic refugees, there's always some whingeing immigrant types – in this case one Biafran-Geordie and one half-Spic - wanting to overthrow our once-sceptred isle's cultural traditions (specifically, the Queen) and democratic values that date back to Magna Carta – such as the Guyana banana republic immigrant skanger, Gina Singh Miller - and her self-promoting unqualified opposition to the 17:4 million majority Brexit vote.

The conference, organised under the theme Taking Back Control, is due to debate plans for replacing Britain's constitutional monarch (Queen Liz) with an elected head of state – the Trotskyite Corbyn, perhaps?

Conversely Nasty Party backbench MP, Andy Bridgen, opined to one gutter press hack from the Mutineer's Gazette that "This pair of treacherous bitches are entitled to such anarchist views, but their actions make it bloody obvious that a large proportion of the Labour Party - including that Commie deadleg Corbyn - want Britain to end up more 'broken' than it is already and become a Republic - with the Queen and her gang of scrounging kids and relatives usurped."

"Perhaps they want Corbyn installed in Lizzie's place - as president - and living in Fuckingham Palace. But that's been his 'red mole' political ambition since forever – turning the UK into some Third World failed Commie state – like the USSR that was."

"Ms Chinless Onwurah's already down on MI5's anti-Monarchist hit list for organising her alternative 'people's picnic' on the Mall last year as a slap in the face to Her Majesty on the occasion of the Queen's 90th birthday."

"Plus she's provoked further anger earlier this month by making nasty jibes about Prince Stavros of Edinburgh on social media following an announcement that the Queen's 99 year old hubby was retiring from public duties – mindlessly Twittering 'Congratulations to the lazy-arsed Greek royal consort on retiring in financial security at time of his choosing from his career non-job' – a comment she promptly deleted in the wake of the angry Monarchist online reaction that recommended she go swim in the sea with a big brick tied round her scrawny black neck."

"Then we have this other nasty newbie, Emma Bent Toad, who became the MP for Kensington at last month's snap election and invests great industry in dissing our Monarchy. In her role as a Fifth Column member of the Republic group she described the Royal Family as a blight on our society – to quote: 'our very own dysfunctional Kardashian clan' - all subsidised from the public purse."

Thought for the day. Hmmm, quite surprised Ms Chinless Onwurah and Emma Bent Toad – and the pugilist-featured Ozzie refugee - former Green Party leader, Natalie 'Blonde Moment' Bennett - haven't been joined by that other nasty political piece of work – their fellow anti-Corbynite Labour MP and Ceylonese serial whiner / Brexit Remainiac - Thangam Singh Debbonaire.

Bollocks to the lot of them. Let's go de whole hog – 1789 French terror / 1917 Russian revolution style – out with the Monarchy and kleptocrat government – and declare the UK an insular anarcho-syndicalist commune.

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Chilcot Brands Teflon Tony 'Pondscum'

In this morning’s ‘Untouchable Political Scumsters' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

In a wide-ranging, exclusive interview with the Warmonger's Gazette, Iraq war inquiry chair, John 'The Sloth' Chilcot, made public his personal opinion of New Labour PM Tony Bliar's real reasons for being a US Deep State neo-con stooge and kowtowing to demands from the brain dead US President George Dubya Bush's handlers - to have Broken Britain join the felonious 2003 conflict and either share the blame for – or provide some modicum of legality to - the criminal invasion of Iraq.

Chilcot pronounced that Bliar was not straight with the nation over the MI6 / Alastair Campbell concocted dodgy Weapons of Mass Distraction dossier used as the excuse to justify the illegal invasion of Iraq to precipitate a regime change and cause the deaths of millions of innocent people – solely to achieve the overall cardinal objective – steal the country's natural resources and establish a Mid-East geo-strategic military base from which to conduct the planned wars of aggression against Syria, Lebanon (Hezbollah) and Iran on behalf of their Zionist Israeli bosses.

Speaking publicly for the first time since publishing his 2,6000,000 word report a year ago, Chilcot revealed why the former Labour Slime Minister made those decisions – due the fact Phony Tony is a lowlife creep and has a well documented career history of being a bare-faced chronic liar – from his cross dressing 'cottaging' days at Fettes and Uni' - where he was known as the guitar-strumming 'Miranda' - to giving a false name - specifically 'Charles Lynton' - when appearing before Bow Street Magistrates Court in 1974 on charges of soliciting bum sex with young boys around London's public toilets.

Poo-pooing Blair's dismissive vindication that the world is a better place thanks to US / UK military actions in the Iraq War – and arms dealers ten times richer – Chilcot admitted - quote: "At the start of the inquiry I didn't have a fucking clue - no idea how long it would take – but as the world now knows we got mired down sorting through the incalculable depth of lies and deceits issued by officialdom in the US and Broken Britain – and Iraq itself – hence why it took an agonising seven years to complete."

"Of course, it was in the very early days of the inquiry that I was drawn to conclude that Tony Bliar was on a par with bottom-feeders and toxic pondscum, and lying through his teeth by fielding a policy of coercive diplomacy - plus had deliberately overstated the threat posed by Iraq leader Saddam Hussein - and the invasion was not the last resort action he laid before a gullible House of Conmans (and the public demographic) when it gave wholehearted support for aggressive military action."

"Thus with the knowledge and support of that venal dwarf tosspot of a foreign secretary, Jack Strawberry, and his Yes-Man Attorney General pal, Pete Goldshit, along with the Machiavellian manipulator Alastair 'Alco-Pop' Campbell - they jointly plotted the case for an illegal invasion and war of aggression to achieve regime change - rather than opt for a policy of containment."

"Hence in my superbly qualified opinion, I believe the ruling by district judge, Michael Snowjob at Westminster Magistrates Court in November last year – the refusal to issue a criminal charge summons in response to the private prosecution case brought by former Iraqi army chief of staff - General Abdul-Wahid Shallala al-Ribeye - on the grounds that the former ministers had immunity from legal action - has no true legal standing and should be overturned – and Bliar, along with Strawberry, Goldshit and Campbell be jointly prosecuted for crimes of aggression."

Conversely, Bliar's spokeswoman, Glenda Twatt, informed media sources that all these war crime / acts of criminal aggression charge issues had been dealt with and her boss was fireproof – adding 'Tony knows which cupboards the skeletons are hanging up in – and some very powerful neo-con Zionists and secret handshake club Freemason types don't want those bones to start rattling around."

But that factor may not prove to be the invulnerable coat of Teflon that Glenda reckons – as the war crimes prosecution bid is set to be reviewed before the lord chief justice, Lord Roger Thomas of Cringewicket, and Mr Justice Duncan Outforsix.

Typically, to preserve the status quo viz the long-established concept of ministerial untouchability, the rodent-featured attorney general, Jeremy Wright QC, is hell bent on blocking the bid yet again – (as he did in 2016 - as it will most definitely involve details of dirty deals done dirt cheap being disclosed under the Official Secrets Act) - and the original verdict upheld – with a gaggle of slimy government barristers in court to attempt to convince the judges that Tony Bliar's a 'straight up sort of guy' – and the crime of aggression, which exists in international law but not on Broken Britain’s books, cannot be brought in a UK court – regardless of the fact that former Attorney General Goldshit himself admitted in 2003 that such a charge could automatically form a part of domestic law.

Thought for the day. Teflon Tony's a bullshit, counterfeit Catholic whose only god is Mammon – and along with his bestest pal Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers – aka Vermin in Ermine – an utter scumbag.
War crimes besides, Bliar should be further charged with culpability for ordering the assisted suicide - and murder – respectively - of Dr David Kelly and Robin Cook.

For all his traitorous – nay 'treasonous' - deeds and evil chicanery, Bliar's temporal existence will prove irrelevant to the world – and history will not treat him – nor Bush and the neo-con ZioNazi cabal – kindly.

What a finer – and safer – world it would be if this opportunistic, cross-dressing graft and corruption-ridden Ninth Circle paedo-sodomite Satanist – Phony Tony - had been strangled at birth – along with the entire Bliar clan - to ensure the eradication their venal Satanic gene line – and rabid dogs trained to cock a leg against the wanker's tombstone and piss on his grave"

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litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

UK Grannies Slated for Apprenticeships

In today’s 'You Couldn't Make This Shit Up' gender inequality compounded with political arrogance exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in politically-incorrect scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

Guy Opperman, the bungling Nasty Party MP for Sexham - who also holds the low-level post of Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Pension Inequality & Financial Exclusion - yesterday went into career self-harm mode, had his passport to social acceptance revoked and committed his sorry arse to the annals of ignominious political infamy – branded as a class act misogynist.

Opperman - the type of obnoxious prat who inspires one to count their fingers if unfortunate enough to have shaken hands with him - provoked outrage and a furious response in Parliament after suggesting millions of older women - whose pensions will be delayed - should sign up for the apprentice charter – a 'Grannyship' - and work an extra six years until they reach the reset retirement age level.

As Opperman left the House of Conmans he was swamped by a shockwave of incandescent rage and heckled with shouts of 'Dog Wanker!', 'Knobhead!', 'Male Chauvinist Scum!' and simply 'Twat!' from a coven of irate post-menopausal broomstick merchants aligned with the Women Against State Pension Inequality campaign.

The gospel according to Hansard records the reality-detached Opperman as stating the government had no intention to repeal or ameliorate the 1995 or 2011 Pensions Acts – nor make any concessions to the so-called 'Waspi women', who copped for an out of the blue gobsmacking shock when informed they would have to wait an extra six years for their pensions.

The IQ-deficient tosser then proposed that women in their early 60's - who've paid National Insurance contributions all their working lives - should re-train and consider 'apprenticeship opportunities' – while truth be told, even the youth demographic and school-leavers can't find employment via the Tory Party's more scent than substance apprenticeship programme.

62-year old Croydon grandma and former school dinner lady, Gladys McSkanger, opined to one gutter press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette. "Wot the fuck am I supposed ter re-train as at my effin' age, I asks yer – an effin' brickie or truck driver – or one of them Lollipop Ladies outside the school in all kinds of shit weather – gettin' piss wet through an' freezin' cold and catchin' pneumonia? No fucker or their dog's gonna employ me at my age cos I'm gonna be spendin' more time off work on the sick wiv me hip problems, sciatica, diabetes an' heart condition than I am on the fuckin' job."

"Bollocks, I'm gonna be in me grave by the time 2020 comes round in three years an' I'd be 65 an' finally entitled ter me old age pension."
"This tosspot Opperman an' his Tory pals don't give a flyin' fuck about the common herd, wot wiv their guaranteed MP resettlement grants when they quit an' can retire at 55 - an' golden goose pensions linked at 37% of final salary wot's worth £27,750 – an' here's the likes of me meant ter scrape by on £550 quid a month. Little effin' wonder yer got mobs of grannies resortin' ter suicide over this delayed pension crap."

And the Nasty Party's official response to complaints and protests regarding the controversial 'Grannyship' programme? Go get a job in one of any major city's ubiquitous Rub n Tug massage parlours – where the grandma class will present an attractive appeal for clients wanting a happy ending gamarouche - as they've probably got false teeth already and can give the perfect 'gum job'.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, doubtless this comment will raise the feminist bloc's ire and hackles, but we don't seem to recall any shouts of 'inequality' from the female sector of society while they copped a state pension at 60 and men had to soldier on until 65.

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Trump & Kim Face Off in Twitter Wars

In today’s ‘Four Horsemen / Armageddon' exposé counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in war-mongering hot gossip from our frontline armed conflict correspondent, Sum Dum Fuk, manning the live news cellphone hotline from a foxhole on the 38th Parallel (north) for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

In a landmark test of a Dingdong-14 ICBM missile, overseen by North Korea's batshit bonkers 16-year old leader, Kim Jong-un - who personally lit the rocket fuse at the Panghyon launch site - NorKor's nuclear-armed military hierarchy has claimed the realisation of a decades-long ambition – the development of an intercontinental ballistic missile that can 'almost' strike any target on the Earth.

NorKor Defence Minister, Fuk Yew Tu, joined with General Pak Lunch in a press conference to announce the success of the Dingdong-14 rocket test, and while confirming it was not armed with a nuclear device did admit the missile had been fitted with an equivalent volume / weight ration inert Kimchi 5 chemical warhead.

The news was later relayed in spectacular 'Read This, Tremble and Obey' imperial fashion during a special broadcast on Korean Central Television yesterday, with state propaganda department chief, Ms Sue Doku, applying rocket science terminology to describe the missile's capabilities: "Very super fast an' will make very big, big bang when it lands on top of Washington's imperialist hooligan White House an' makes very big mess of President Donald Chimp's hair an' his orange suntan."

Conversely the NorKor's test appeared to be its most successful yet as it actually got off the ground, achieved an altitude arc of 2,802km (1,731 miles) and flew 933km for 39 minutes before slamming into a pre-determined ocean target on the northern boundary of Japan's Exclusive Economic Zone - killing several unemployed wind surfers and a school of fish.

The fact the Dingdong-14 ICBM reached an altitude that greatly exceeded the 2,500 kilometres altitude ceiling, prompted the Pentagon general staff to shit kittens – with USAF arms control specialist Billy Bob Dorkberger going into hysterics mode, announcing on Twitter:
"That's it. It's an ICBM. An ICBM that can hit Dutch Harbour or Anchorage – or Seattle."

Now ain't that a fact to make the belligerent Yanks think twice with their imperialist global bully boy threats towards Third World dumps like North Korea – now Nutty Kim has the option to take no more neo-con shit and holds the means to fight back.

Their very own nuclear armed intercontinental missile that can – or rather might – have the ability to wreak havoc on the good ole US of A's West Coast.

Seattle perhaps – and take out NWO eugenicist 'Bent Billy' Gates and his Microslop Empire's HQ – an act of foreign aggression that mayhap will be excused and condoned by Apple Mac aficionados – and the legions of disgruntled MS users who were suckered into downloading the not-fit-for-purpose Windows 10 shitware programme.

A couple of degrees down from the 38th parallel, South Korean President Fuk Mee convened an emergency national security council meeting in their Seoul-based Deep Six nuclear survival bunker after his military intelligence team concluded the Dingdong-14 rocket had both ICBM and orbital potentials and atomic warhead capability – with General Flip Flop Fong belaying the speculative bluster of gutter press media hacks by disclosing the obvious.
"What you stupid hacks think, ha? That if Crazy Kim's missile can reach the west shore of the Great Satan that it can't reach us here? If he decide to fire that at Seoul, then stick your head between your legs an' kiss you ass goodbye cos this over-rated Yankee THADD anti-missile system that's been forced on us won't stop shit."

The first to lodge vehement protests, demanding the Security Council take military action and launch sanctions against Bonkers Kim was the Great Satan's UN (read Israel's) ambassador, Tricky Nikki Haley (real name Dimrat Randywallah) – spouting a threadbare stock n trade black propaganda line that the NorKor regime was a threat to the peace of the known Universe.

Hmmm, in her brief tenure as UN Ambassador, Haley proves herself yet again to be a cunt – in cunt's clothing – by following dutifully in the villainous footsteps of her heinous predecessors - Madeleine Allshite, Colon Powell and Sleazy Samantha Power – demonstrating the required empathy-deficient qualifications and character traits for the job: pro-Zionist Israeli ass-licking apologist, a venal liar and a rabid warmonger.

Then to top off the trials and tribulations of the day, Israel's Ashkenazi Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo, made a media announcement that North Korea – a supporter of the Palestinian BDS campaign - was in league with Iran to destroy the Zionist state and urged his brown-nosing neo-con stooges in the US Senate and Congress (Lindsey Graham, Dianne Fiendstein, John Boy McCain n Paul Ryan) to push President Chump (actually their pro-Zionist shill / neo-con White House buddies – the actual 'Trump Whisperers' - Jared Kushner, HR McMaster and Mad Dawg Mattis) for a pre-emptive military response to take out Kim Jong-un's nuclear and missile capabilities.

Not one to calm troubled waters, Agent Orange – aka US President Donald 'U-Turn' Trumpsky jumped straight on the bandwagon with his Samsung 7 handheld terrible tweet machine – ramping up the belligerent rhetoric and twittering to all and sundry who had nowt better to do than read his shit.

"God-damn the NorKor's – and this Kim Mah Jong character - they wanna watch out what I'm gonna post on the Twitter network next. Has this Fatty Kim guy got nothing better to do with his life than getting bad haircuts, watching Russian B movies and launching half-arsed Scrapheap Challenge missiles into the Pacific – trying to scare ME?”

"If China don't reel this schmuck in then it might come down to the good ole US of A bombing the shit out of both Beijing and Pyongyang – once me and my Israel pals have gotten through with Syria – and Lebanon - and Qatar – and Iran. Then we'll be back to finish for good what the Pentagon guys reckon we should have done back in 1953."

Conversely the Chump's Twitter posts, in response to the latest missile test, have set alarm bells a'ringing amongst self-purported NorKor 'experts'.
Former Hilarious Rodent Clinton State Department gopher, Laura Rosenberger, opined to one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that: "Picking a twitter fight with a nuclear-armed dictator is not wise – Donald Chump isn't hosting a reality TV show anymore, and baiting Crazy Kim is playing with fire - nuclear fire. This senile wanker is going to get us into a war with his stupid tweets. You all should have voted for Hillary."

Well, at the end of the day we have two IQ-deficient 'world leaders' (sic) short on strategic patience and engaging in a pointless schoolyard squabble – a pissing contest between this pair of narcissistic, spoiled brat megalomaniacs – with both badly in need of a swift smack round the back of the head and a foot up their arse.

Basically its all comes down to one-upmanship – whose got the worst haircut – and that's a hard topic to decide.
Yet if one-upmanship is to be counted, then Bonkers Kim has defied the odds and thumbed NorKor's nose at the world with a single missile launch.
His long expressed desire for such an auspicious and technically rewarding test - and to have it on the Great Satan's 4th July 'Independence Day' vacation - is just the icing on the proverbial cake.

Thought for the day.
Bit of a bugger for bad haircut Kim having to come to terms with the hypocrisy of the thermo-nuclear-armed / ICBM-equipped cabal: the US of A, Broken Britain, France, China, Russia, Israel, India, Pakiland et al - telling his little backwater dump of a country that he can't have the same military capabilities and weapons of mass distraction that they possess - in defiance of overkill logic and progressive peaceful disarmament.

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NHS Funds Teen's Designer Vagina Ops

In today’s ‘Silly Slapper Surgery' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our teenage undercover media correspondent, 'Mad Mollie' McSkanger, manning her covert live news smart phone hotline from the rear of the sharps bin storage alcove at London's St Pudenda's Pussy Clinic for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

While the Nasty Party's not fit for purpose Health Minister, Jeremy Klunt, is primarily responsible for the unresolved downward slide of Broken Britain's National Ill-Health Service due his treacherous covert attempt to flog it off to a cabal of predatory overseas investors via a privatisation bargain basement fire sale PFI scam – the bankrupt mess of pottage isn't being helped to stay 'in budget' by pubescent schoolgirls watching 'up-close n personal' online 'fuck n suck' movies.
Then, knickers off and legs akimbo, using a hand mirror or 'selfie' smart phone pix to compare their own vulvas to the porn star's 'pretty pink pussy' and deciding they hate what they see and want a 'designer vagina' – threatening suicide - or worse – if their own GP won't recommend an NHS-funded labiaplasty job.

Interviewed for comment by one press hack from the Cock Sock Gazette, the gospel according to leading juvenile-age 'poorly pussy quack', Dr Naomi Crotch, who chairs the British Society for Paediatric and Adolescent Gynaecology, claims she is concerned family GPs are referring scores of young girls who want this operation to the Snatch Surgery Clinics – with females as young as nine seeking genital modification due the fact they're distressed and self-esteem affected due their vulva looking like a pit bull terrier's face after a 14 round title bout with a set of badgers.

Dr Crotch further explained that she had been consulted by girls as young as nine years old to undergo labiaplasty procedures - which involves the inner lips (labia minora) of the vulva being shortened or reshaped – and thus objections via uncomfortable cultural parallels are being drawn between this surgery and the illegal practice of female genital mutilation.

"In the twelve months of 2015-16, more than 200 girls under 18 had labiaplasty performed on the NHS – and over 150 of these girls were under 15."
"I personally conclude that online pornography and images viewed through social media are leading young girls to have unrealistic perceptions regarding the appearance of their genitalia – and wish to have their labia minora (nymphae) trimmed to cosmetic perfection."

"Okay, if there is some predominant and genuine medical abnormality – such as the fact they have pissflaps like a cowboy's saddlebags that hang out of their knickers and slap against their thighs while engaging in school sports events - then there might be a sound clinical reason to recommend a labiaplasty procedure. But just to boost their self-esteem with a designer minge – then no."

Fellattia McScrote, a 17 year old mother of three and resident of Greater Manchester's Stench Hill social housing estate, revealed her justification for threatening self-harm if the family GP didn't support her entreaty to have her drooping labia trimmed to symmetrical precision three years previously.

"Me an' me girly gang mates got discussin' the size of our pussy lips while we woz watchin' this lesbo dyke clusterfuck video and they all had picture perfect slits – like Barbie. So I uses me smart phone ter take a selfie pic of me snatch an' it looked like a sideways taco wiv the fillin' hangin' out - an' I wanted a nice camel toe muff look - wivout me piss flaps protrudin' through like a pair of scrunched up beef curtains."

Conversely, celebrity Harley Street cosmetic surgeon, Miles Gongleberry, defended the procedure - and his mega-bucks private practice fees - expressing an opinion that labiaplasty can improve women's self-esteem, and claiming a labia trim might just improve women's opinions of their twats.
"I've seen patients aged between 10 and 16 who've never had a boyfriend or male sex partner due the fact they're so concerned about their vulvas being regarded as coyote ugly and resembling a baboon's arse."

Obviously this is a very female-orientated 'girly thing' as we notice there's no great rush on the part of contemporary schoolboys to rush off down to the local Willy Clinic - or Rabbi Snipcock's synagogue – to have their cocks 'trimmed' or shortened for reasons of imprudent narcissism.

Then we come to the blight of political correctness and the current theme of allowing a child to decide what sex it identifies as – regardless of being kitted out shortly after the point of conception with either a cock or snatch.
Hence we have little girls who want to be boys, and in equal measure, pre-pubescent boys who'd prefer to be girls – all opting for gender reassignment on the NHS.

Hmmm, after reviewing the above, then one is inclined to agree with the recent report from the Children’s Commissioner for England that in excess of 800,000 adolescent kids across our once-sceptred isle are suffering from mental health problems.

Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40410459

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