Numpty Dumpty News Potpourri

In response to the latest scare on the streets of Broken Britain, that military conscription will be introduced if our once-sceptred isle is forced into an armed conflict with Bad Vlad Putrid's Russian war machine – the Tory Nasty Party’s ill-informed armed forces minister, James Heappey, has stated for the public record that any talk of conscription being introduced if NATO goes to war with Russia is nonsense.

Downing St. also backed up Heapashit's statement, and ruled out any suggestion that conscription was under consideration; claiming there were no plans to change the British military’s proud tradition of being a ‘voluntary force’.

What an utter heap of old cobblers – a load of bollocks, in fact – and downright lies. These House of Conmans politico low life shits can’t tell the truth even if they don’t have a handy, bare-faced lie ready.

Some fucker n their dog have short memories viz the British Military and conscription – ergo ‘National Service’ – the first term, in modern times, was from 1916 to 1920, and the second from 1939 to 1960 – with the last conscripted soldiers leaving their completed two year term of service in 1963.

As to the so-termed ‘Senior Service’ – the rum. bum and baccy-fuelled Royal Navy – well, press ganging filled the ranks of deckhand matelot conscripts – while the King’s Shilling attracted the required numbers of cannon fodder volunteers to the ranks of the Army.

WTF is it with the common herd scaremongering game – recently re-launched – and with an added dash of shit-yer-pants vengeance as of New Year 2024?

First off Bad Vlad Putrid’s invasion of the West  / Europe / war with Russia in 6 years - or 20 years - depends on which pessimist page you read -  Que? WTF? One or the other.

It’s either the ISIS terrorists, who despise our culture and way of life – so much in fact that they all – non-swimmers to a man – risk overloaded Zodiac rubber inflatable boat passage across the English Channel just to land on our shores and watch Coronation Street on the goggle box , and get a decent plate of fish n chips n mushy peas – without some nosy bastard mullah looking over their shoulder to see if they grabbed a pork banger, or a slice of bacon too.

Next up is the latest n greatest Covid variant ready to kill every fucker and their dog – so if the virus don’t get you – this latest mRNA nano-particle / spike protein vaxx from your ever-friendly Big Pharma will.

Now we have this Apophis, the so-called "God of Chaos" asteroid  - gonna get so close it will either impact the planet and kill us all – mass KT Boundary Event style extinction slam – or close enough as to tear away our actual atmosphere – like the top sheet off a bed - as per the tragedy that stricken Mars to suffocation status a few million years back.

Met Plod Squad firearms officers were called to a disturbance outside the Surrey Quays Junior School in Southwark, just before 09:00 am this morning, where a man, identified as a certain Mr William Tell, was reported to be armed with a crossbow, and practicing his archery skills by shooting barbed bolts at apples balanced on top of school boys’ heads.

Refusing to heed plod squad calls to cease and desist this dangerous recreation, he was subsequently shot and disarmed by Police Constable Robin Hood, from the Met’s Archery Squad, with a single arrow from a standard issue longbow.

Fatal plod squad shootings are relatively rare in Food Bank Britain, with just one was recorded last year.

Ironically the most recent shooting fatality was that of Giedrius Vasiljevas, 40, who was shot at his home in Dagenham, east London, in November after calling 999 to say he had loaded guns and was so self-harm depressed over ULEZ fines that he wanted to take his own life – which prompted the Met’s firearms division snipers to attend the scene – who shot him stone dead - before he could actually cause harm to himself.

Stick an ear to the wind, and blowing around every corner, crook n cranny are whistling whispers of the latest Covid-1984 virus variant scamdemic contagion – with the Big Pharma sales teams comprised of basket case deplorables – a B-list of low life patsies, stooges, toadies and media lackeys debating the worth of their Master’s latest decree in conflict with a gaggle of real science proponents, on the dire need to get jabbed up with shot after booster shot of the all-new toxic mRNA vaxx.

For the record the vaxx has been recently ‘enhanced’ with extra graphene oxide, ‘spider silk’ polyamide proteins, hydrogels, aluminium, mercury, quantum dots, phthalates, acetic acid, acid stabilizers: tromethamine and tromethamine hydrochloride, sodium acetate, and a sprinkling of exotic spike protein ‘fairy dust’.

Really? Is there any fucking thing in this bio-weapons vaxx mix that’s actually ‘good’ for the human body?

On top of which not forgetting wearing the ubiquitous face masks even in bed - and more ‘stay indoors’ lockdowns – with populations mandated to be under house arrest until they get so fucking depressed to the point of committing ritual seppuku – with a spud peeler.

Confronted with a demographic nightmare, China’s control freak politburo, lording it over a one point two billion common herd population – those categorised as an inferior species – the useless eaters - (who do all the dirty work, and pay taxes) - comprising a societal bloc hampered by negative incentives and policed with coercive force – equals a proletariat forever looking over their shoulder for the thought police squads – and their renta-grass squealer neighbours out to win a few brownie points.

Now we have the West – via the EUSSR and Satan Klaus Schlob’s World Economic Fungus and the Great Reset, slowly but surely implementing the same dystopian socio-political-economic regulations via the tried and tested mission creep, tip-toe approach with compulsory digital I/D systems.

Ergo, though be aware, do not gloat on China’s dystopian social control predicament as it may soon manifest as a global scale predicament that no-one can step back from – unless you want to get branded a ‘non-person’.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.